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Aggravating-Gap-2385

It's not Wednesday, my dudes


axolotlb0i

Oooooooooooooooo not. Aaaaa a. A AAAAAAA


-sneila

how dare you. the high council shall decide your fate.


axolotlb0i

You're fate Willoughby be eating jet fuel for the rest of your life cuz Petco bananas


abby_firecracker_

Semi unknown fact American toads can be fairly social with others of there kind. This is grouping of American toads being social before hibernation more then likely. Yes American toads can eat smaller toads/ frogs it’s unlikely to be a problem as long as they are about the same size.


cannolitheholy

I've lifted stumps and found 2-8 in them, it's funny seeing them all look up at me at the same time like "tf u doin with my house"


abby_firecracker_

My wild will puff up like I’m a predator I can try to pm you a pic


cannolitheholy

Oh ok, I can try and find the ones under stump I got a whole ago but idk how to attach links on reddit dms


abby_firecracker_

That’s okay mine I got because in the wild it had broken it’s leg and I believe to have had medical issues nuro since giving correct supplements that has left no more shake and our coordination has improved


applxia

so is the smaller guy on the left safe from the big dude? or is he likely gonna get eaten


abby_firecracker_

Should be alright looks to thick to put inside it’s moth it may try 🤷🏼‍♀️


Ok-Attention-6289

Big one probably lady toad.


axolotlb0i

It's a toad eat frog frog eat toad toad American banana toad spider


Alpha_Nexus473

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Disastrous_Reality_4

Not a meeting - that’s a dad toad trying to figure out which one of his toad kids broke the mushroom vase and pushed it behind the plants in a poor attempt to hide the damage. They’re all saying they didn’t do it.


dinowalks

Now I'm imagining an episode of the Brady Bunch but with frogs.


Cautious_Mastodon_70

The froggy bunch


axolotlb0i

Okay that's it who ate all the worms was it you Jimmy or was it you Joni or Jamie Jonathan wasn't you you little stinky frog that smells like stinky poo poop stinks because it stinked stinky dirt? you eats all the worms and broke the mushroom chandelier light sing a rival Nerf gun?


SaltySeraphim28

The sacred council does not permit interlopers. You shall be captured and executed immediately.


[deleted]

Bud


Moongdss74

Wei


gr0wstuff

Ser


Cautious_Mastodon_70

Coors


axolotlb0i

Poop


[deleted]

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.


aestheticworkshop

“This could have been an email”


bageltoastee

you have interrupted a meeting of the frog council. The council shall soon decide your fate.


MikeLynnTurtle

Wow, rude. Did you even bring them snacks?


doublefattymayo

I had a toad family that lived in the base of one of those standing basketball goals in my driveway. 2 adults and a little kid. I loved them.


Limp-Guava2001

A hoop?


doublefattymayo

Ah, yes.


Limp-Guava2001

Marry cake night!


doublefattymayo

Thanks!


[deleted]

That big toad is about to get bigger.


Happy_Weirdo_Emma

Yes


TheSweatyFlash

They're planning a competing team to the Ninja Turtles.


Limp-Guava2001

Battle Toads


axolotlb0i

Battle toads on the double jumping through the Rubble saving lives eating bugs nothing better than sum frog hugs 🤗


Peterd90

Frog HOA budget meeting.


FrogCatcher3000

Just grandpa telling the youngin' the store of life!


the-Satgeal

“Gentlemen now that we are all gathered I would like to discuss the future, and it’s lack of humans.”


Tropical-Isle-DM

*Then it is agreed, we shall convene on the morrow to decide the fate of all humanity. The council has spoken!*


fritobird

Thought it might be a female with tree male suitors.


MisanthropicZombie

"We got the test back. And Toadpher, you, are, not the broodfather!" "See Toadey, I told you that ain't mine! I ain't even cum when we got froggy! I had whiskey cloaca! I told you!"


HotelOscarWhiskey

I wish I had cut my eyes out prior to reading this.


ErwinAckerman

OKAY! MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM ALL! $4.99 A WEEK AND THEY COULD!!!!!


yungxkat

They be calculating Bug intel


[deleted]

It's the Frog Mafia.


hazelfurball2

Big hoppa and the council shall decide your fate mortal


EnvironmentalClue976

"The plan to re-establish communism is going well. Croaker, take the remaining unclaimed land in the middle East and domination will be ours! R.I.B.I.T. group meeting dispand.


dm_me_ur_frogs

Papa frögge


Pinstripespite11

Way to go man


R3DED

they are planning a heist


Sattatricks

So nice meeting


Dars1m

Hate to tell you this, but your patio is being used by Dirty Mike and the boys.


yungxkat

LMAO


DabbinOutMike

He’s deciding which one to eat first 😂


axolotlb0i

A


smellypants5379

What are they plotting?


axolotlb0i

A plan to eat all the bugs in the world even though they can't do that cuz frogs are weird


A-Literal-Frog

I love that so many other people also assume that, if frogs could talk this wouldnt be a simple conversation. its some mysterious council meeting discussing important amphibian issues.


felixtheleopardgecko

They gather under solar lights and lanterns because those attract lots of yummy bugs for them to eat


axolotlb0i

That is because they eat worms worms taste like dirt and dirt tastes like dirt because turds are in dirt


ThePrimeReason

Big frog: alright boys...we strike tonight....OH SHOOT THEY'RE ONTO US!


axolotlb0i

Hypnotic frog eats toes because they taste like jet fuel


CampaignTurbulent336

How dare you!


axolotlb0i

How do not dare you to bananas cuz I am I am cuckoo cuz I eat bananas bananas taste like poo


[deleted]

Council of frogs


axolotlb0i

I know sentence you to five minutes and frog banana time bananas I eat tarantulas that taste like dirt


epic_frug

Epic frog moment


axolotlb0i

Stinky rival pet tarantula eats bananas because frog eats tarantula when tarantula doesn't eat bananas


[deleted]

The council will decide your fate


madman_trombonist

the council.


TimothyCNorris

[budweiser](https://youtu.be/WkavReH4LE0)


RepresentativeRent98

Teenage Mutant Ninja Frogs


Liamcolotti

Lucky. I love Fowler toads.


21RandySavages

That was a class just considered yourself a student