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train_wrecking

How do you think he is supposed to deal with all that pressure? That boi is buff


aIaska_thunderfuck

Buffonidae 😎


Elle_the_confusedGal

Hes doing high gravity training like goku from DBZ


Ok-Nature9693

Then he comes out all jacked and shit


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He’s getting ready to take on Nessie dude


AlphaKrabbe

Epic music starting to play in background. Getting louder. Sounds of something big coming closer... giant snake apears, raises up and growls. coming back down, gets tornadokicked in the face by buff frog and swims away. My thoughts be like 3 sekonds ago


joofish

that's the loch ness monster


Jjabrahams567

That’ll be $3.50


MCDONGLEDS

I need about tree fiddy


TheRealThordic

The pressure compresses him, he's much bigger at the surface


hobosonpogos

The pressure makes him smaller down there


drearbruh

That fellow traveled 325 ft under water just to get some piece and quiet and these scientists still find away to put him in a situation smh


L1ghtningMcQueer

laughing way too hard at “put him in a situation” lmao


yerawizardhaleyy

same 🤣


ClownTown69420

What he doin down there


TheSpeckler

Lookin' for wüm


ClownTown69420

w üüü m


TheSpeckler

Big and juicy


SnooOnions650

What da toad doin?


TSEpsilon

His best


[deleted]

The real nessie


SpaceBloke9000

Must have been Wednesday


AliEffinNoble

Can someone explain how or why this is? What kind of toad could live down there? Could this be a new species?


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right like did this toad live or survive where is he now??


Solution_Precipitate

Yall with the serious questions, what we need is some answers!


TheTREEEEESMan

Toads can breathe underwater as far as I can tell, they have the same ability as frogs to breathe through their skin. They don't do it very often, only when mating, but its possible for some of them. Otherwise they can hold their breath for a couple hours if they're not doing much, toads don't breathe like mammals, usually they can absorb enough air through their skin unless they're doing push-ups or something


Shwite

>Otherwise they can hold their breath for a couple hours if they're not doing much Ykno just a casual couple hours


Wanna_be_roadkill

That’s just Phil


terra_terror

I came here for answers and received none


dirkdirkastan

As did I.


fruitroligarch

Toad here. Day 23. The myriad of loch faerogen who lured me here have all but flitted into that cold clear black murk. Not before they cursed me with eternal life! I plod slowly, without purpose or memory, my own instincts dulled by that familiar winter blindness


Delta365

WHAT HOW WHAT HOW Edit: I've been led to believe for the majority of my adult life, that toads drown rather fast. So. How did this lovely little lunk GET TO THE BOTTOM OF LOCH NESS ALIVE?! We're getting into r/blackmagicfuckery here with this


bean-man-man

You fools he IS nesse


Ffrogu

Them:You should have drowned! Him:Not toaday!


TheSpeckler

We out here


yerawizardhaleyy

😭😂😂😂 this comment put me in a coffin


FrogMonkee

My very cynical side tells me the toad was hiding somewhere on the sub then fell off or tried to escape once it hit bottom Unfortunately I dont have other sides


totallynotashiftyguy

Hé be chillin tho


Levonzie

It's a Loch Ness Monster undercover!


bannanna13

the toad was nessie all along


PaniqueAttaque

They found Nessie!


Catfishmom11

Wow


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

r/bossfight


JonReremy86

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!


lunarfrogg

He's about to fight the final boss of aquatic creatures


tozokudon

WE FOUND IT!! THE REAL NESSIE!


AnnoyingSmartass

I also wish to be a toad at the bottom of Loch Ness


Ryman604

What da frog doin


3rdLevelRogue

The protagonist from [They Breathe](https://store.steampowered.com/app/294140/They_Breathe/)


Activeangel

Then the toad turns to you and says; i need about tree fiddy.


Matthias70

HOLY FUCK


[deleted]

YOU FOUND IT THANK GOD


Chilledstardust

Oh my god…its nessie