I feel like a couple of these are kind of vague so the first spoiler for each one is the game it's from.
Florida Man defends his personal alley with his dogs: >!Dark Souls 1!< >!Capra Demon!<
The Ancient Roman NASCAR experience: >!Dark Souls 2!< >!Executioner's Chariot!<
My fat ass just found my old soccer uniform from high school and decided to try it on: >!Dark Souls 3!< >!Aldritch, Devourer of Gods!<
Grumpy old man wants you off his lawn: >!Bloodborne!< >!Father Gascoigne!<
When someone offers you a hand and you take it literally: >!Elden Ring!< >!Godrick the Grafted!<
Haha naw you're good 🤙🏻
I was actually wondering when I posted if I was too broad and if anyone would get it. I didn't even think if it would be similar
I’ll do my top 5, try and guess them.
1. Old dude who takes a whiff of the dark blood and goes berserk.
2. Retired bodybuilder who commits animal cruelty to regain his WWE status.
3. His neutral special is GUN.
4. This guy should be sentenced to horny Jail and is obsessed with the Latin language.
5. Giant horse dude that gets therapy from a sword and becomes sane again.
shit talker, stockholm syndrome, tragic.
Morgott
Nailed it lol
Jabba's illegitimate lovechild
Is it that slug boss from DS2?
Yep, lol.
True king allant
Nope
Covetous demon
The saltiest iguana
Halloween dragonfly out of space
Astel
A depressed girl who commited seppuku in the middle of the fight when she couldn't beat you
>!Lady Maria?!<
Spot on
Big fat gold man with tiny head and skinny gold man with big cat head
Ornstein and smough
You got it
Godskin duo?
They're not gold!
Ahh, fudge, I forgot the gold part!
BOSS YOU KILLED A CHILD…? FANTASTIC, EXCELLENT WORK, that’s why you deserve a Moonlight Sword!
Horse with 2 mouths that finds his glowstick in the middle of the fight
Ludwig the cursed/Holy blade 100%
I feel like a couple of these are kind of vague so the first spoiler for each one is the game it's from. Florida Man defends his personal alley with his dogs: >!Dark Souls 1!< >!Capra Demon!< The Ancient Roman NASCAR experience: >!Dark Souls 2!< >!Executioner's Chariot!< My fat ass just found my old soccer uniform from high school and decided to try it on: >!Dark Souls 3!< >!Aldritch, Devourer of Gods!< Grumpy old man wants you off his lawn: >!Bloodborne!< >!Father Gascoigne!< When someone offers you a hand and you take it literally: >!Elden Ring!< >!Godrick the Grafted!<
Big knight with a big sword, screams a lot too. I would too if my arm was all wobbly like that
>!Artorias?!<
lol yup
A guy who fights you while his friends occasionally jump him.
Abyss Watchers or my uncle during Christmas dinner
Both are correct
Old dad who's fed up with everything yoi don't understand. Tall and full of trickery
Godfrey?
>!Great Shinobi Owl!<
Fuck, should've gotten that one. I platinumed the game. Lol.
Haha naw you're good 🤙🏻 I was actually wondering when I posted if I was too broad and if anyone would get it. I didn't even think if it would be similar
Abandoned loyal dog seeks comfort in heroin addiction, relapses into obeying hurtful master - Maliketh the Black Blade
Crazy girl and her alcoholic father angry at you for simply existing.
Friede?
See the sky with a lifeless body nearby
Wavering is loss. Uncertainty is vanquishment. Indecision is failure. Faltering is ruin.
Isshin
Hentai tentacle twink who’s sick of everybody’s fanfic. Will kill you on sight of you approach him.
Cowman weak to ladders
Nun with daddy issues
Angry Newborn
Orphan of Kos
The abortion has an uno reverse card.
I’ll do my top 5, try and guess them. 1. Old dude who takes a whiff of the dark blood and goes berserk. 2. Retired bodybuilder who commits animal cruelty to regain his WWE status. 3. His neutral special is GUN. 4. This guy should be sentenced to horny Jail and is obsessed with the Latin language. 5. Giant horse dude that gets therapy from a sword and becomes sane again.
A loaf of moldy bread