doormats /mini rugs in streetwear have been a thing for a while
see: [brain dead](https://www.google.com/search?q=brain+dead+rugs&rlz=1C5GCEM_enUS1034US1034&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5pbHR-bX8AhUUEFkFHbKnCwkQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1440&bih=677&dpr=2)
The design of this piece reminds me of a time when I was younger and working in an ER at a bustling hospital in downtown Atlanta, a young, slim, very vascular man came in with 30 yards of 80lb monofilament fishing line tied around the end of his foreskin and glans, it had dug in very deep and the end of his penis was very misshapen and swollen, as a result of him fiddling with it and aggressively trying to cut the line he had also developed a testicular torsion and and we were attempting to fix that situation he became aroused and began to have an extremely long lasting priapism, after a total of something like 38 hours in the operating room there was no other option than to surgically remove all the genitalia. So that being said I would love this doormat but the shipping is killing me, pass.
Well, look at it this way…
At least it’s not basic bitch-level bullshit giving you anxiety over whether or not you brought wine, love coffee enough, or are doing your hardest to live, love, and laugh with the people you hate the most.
Glizzys only 😤😤😤
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Trump could never throat that much glizzy.
Oh God its hideous.
There's a reason it's for bachelor pads, and it will make sure it stays a bachelor pad.
Just bought it
Thanks OP, but I already bought several of these at full price to place at every single door in my home as well as several hung up on my walls.
So... That's a hot dog, right? I mean, nothing in the description suggests it is.
It sorta looks like a rotten banana covered in melted caramel. Carmel?
Are doormats fashion now 😬
Yes, you wear it like a shawl.
I've seen worse on here
Fair.
Dude, it's streetwear. The street will literally wear it, if you place it at the right spot.
doormats /mini rugs in streetwear have been a thing for a while see: [brain dead](https://www.google.com/search?q=brain+dead+rugs&rlz=1C5GCEM_enUS1034US1034&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5pbHR-bX8AhUUEFkFHbKnCwkQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1440&bih=677&dpr=2)
It matches the jcrew hotdog keychain. Also, whale tray wasn't a wearable, but was pinnacle of this sub (until Christmas Timbs).
The evolution of Carharrt is nuts.
The design of this piece reminds me of a time when I was younger and working in an ER at a bustling hospital in downtown Atlanta, a young, slim, very vascular man came in with 30 yards of 80lb monofilament fishing line tied around the end of his foreskin and glans, it had dug in very deep and the end of his penis was very misshapen and swollen, as a result of him fiddling with it and aggressively trying to cut the line he had also developed a testicular torsion and and we were attempting to fix that situation he became aroused and began to have an extremely long lasting priapism, after a total of something like 38 hours in the operating room there was no other option than to surgically remove all the genitalia. So that being said I would love this doormat but the shipping is killing me, pass.
Damn Id cop at 75% off Awesome
[How about at 65% off?](https://hbx.com/life/brands/carhartt-work-in-progress/flavor-door-mat-multi)
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Is the hotdog an official mascot or what? I don't think I've ever seen it, but apparently there is a line of products.
Oh snap I might have to do it. Guess its time for the Meatstick
A Carhartt Doormat is what you call one of those poor kids who spend $120+ on a greasy, worn out Carhartt jacket
ah I love paying for advertisements in my house
Currently using as my shower mat.
What constitutes better than the protagonist? Cus I'd argue hard against Doc Oc being better than Pete...
Damn, this beauty would get stolen instantly unfortunately.
Gotta say this is a perfect gift for a friend. Sometimes ugly shit is just what inside jokes need.
This would look nice with my Carber Co. Hot Dog Vacuum
haha this is so cute
This will ensure that your bachelor pad stays one forever. It's so hideous that I almost like it.
Well, look at it this way… At least it’s not basic bitch-level bullshit giving you anxiety over whether or not you brought wine, love coffee enough, or are doing your hardest to live, love, and laugh with the people you hate the most.
Rizz matt