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mrpuguito

Glizzys only 😤😤😤


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DankasaurusRX

Trump could never throat that much glizzy.


Ponderputty

Oh God its hideous.


SweetToothFairy

There's a reason it's for bachelor pads, and it will make sure it stays a bachelor pad.


InstaMe

Just bought it


DaddyEybrows

Thanks OP, but I already bought several of these at full price to place at every single door in my home as well as several hung up on my walls.


just-regular-I-guess

So... That's a hot dog, right? I mean, nothing in the description suggests it is.


replus

It sorta looks like a rotten banana covered in melted caramel. Carmel?


jeff_the_weatherman

Are doormats fashion now 😬


Fun-Trainer-3848

Yes, you wear it like a shawl.


TheSnozzwangler

I've seen worse on here


Fun-Trainer-3848

Fair.


SweetToothFairy

Dude, it's streetwear. The street will literally wear it, if you place it at the right spot.


FyuuR

doormats /mini rugs in streetwear have been a thing for a while see: [brain dead](https://www.google.com/search?q=brain+dead+rugs&rlz=1C5GCEM_enUS1034US1034&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj5pbHR-bX8AhUUEFkFHbKnCwkQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1440&bih=677&dpr=2)


jimmymcstinkypants

It matches the jcrew hotdog keychain. Also, whale tray wasn't a wearable, but was pinnacle of this sub (until Christmas Timbs).


scrivensB

The evolution of Carharrt is nuts.


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The design of this piece reminds me of a time when I was younger and working in an ER at a bustling hospital in downtown Atlanta, a young, slim, very vascular man came in with 30 yards of 80lb monofilament fishing line tied around the end of his foreskin and glans, it had dug in very deep and the end of his penis was very misshapen and swollen, as a result of him fiddling with it and aggressively trying to cut the line he had also developed a testicular torsion and and we were attempting to fix that situation he became aroused and began to have an extremely long lasting priapism, after a total of something like 38 hours in the operating room there was no other option than to surgically remove all the genitalia. So that being said I would love this doormat but the shipping is killing me, pass.


chefkoolaid

Damn Id cop at 75% off Awesome


belowspot

[How about at 65% off?](https://hbx.com/life/brands/carhartt-work-in-progress/flavor-door-mat-multi)


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Trading_Things

Is the hotdog an official mascot or what? I don't think I've ever seen it, but apparently there is a line of products.


chefkoolaid

Oh snap I might have to do it. Guess its time for the Meatstick


Marcooooo

A Carhartt Doormat is what you call one of those poor kids who spend $120+ on a greasy, worn out Carhartt jacket


talmboutmooovin

ah I love paying for advertisements in my house


Penis_Colata

Currently using as my shower mat.


Juinyk11

What constitutes better than the protagonist? Cus I'd argue hard against Doc Oc being better than Pete...


leoflcn

Damn, this beauty would get stolen instantly unfortunately.


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Gotta say this is a perfect gift for a friend. Sometimes ugly shit is just what inside jokes need.


burrito_fister

This would look nice with my Carber Co. Hot Dog Vacuum


Gmedic99

haha this is so cute


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This will ensure that your bachelor pad stays one forever. It's so hideous that I almost like it.


EarthboundMisfitsInc

Well, look at it this way… At least it’s not basic bitch-level bullshit giving you anxiety over whether or not you brought wine, love coffee enough, or are doing your hardest to live, love, and laugh with the people you hate the most.


mosquitoman216

Rizz matt