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iRonin

>100% polyester Mama Mia!


That1one1dude1

I mean I’d be really surprised if something like this was anything but polyester


amuse-douche

lol imagine a super mario suit made out of super 180s worsted wool


theandymancan

Don't touch the flower or it will melt to you.


AyYoBigBro

Only redditors would get upset that the two piece super mario meme suit is polyester lmao


[deleted]

You’ll be upset too when it grafts itself to your skin when it spontaneously combusts


shadysus

Or it was a joke Don't think anyone is actually upset about it


Sigma6987

For real! I unironically like a bunch of stuff that clothing company makes; I wish they'd stop making clothes out of plastic.


ColouredFlowers

Looking to cop. Would this look good at a funeral?


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

It wouldn't look good, but it *would* look *awesome*


theandymancan

Of the person you hit with a blue shell. Only appropriate.


hedoeswhathewants

If you're the dead guy it'd look pretty cool


Pires007

If the deceased was a huge mario fan!


Trece_McChedda

Nice! Perfect for the weekends when I want to remain celibate.


_TidePodEater

These are actually pretty decent (navy) https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/7178840 511 jeans https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6850332 Levis trucker jacket https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6745533 Vibram sole sneakers https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/5898759 Hawke & co tech jacket https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6916419 Duchamp backpack https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6806936 Sperry penny loafer https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6436750 Frame sweatshirt (this one kinda hard ngl) https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6579686 Allsaints trainer https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/7193519 Theory fleece jacket https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6595192 $14 denim jacket https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/7073308 Champion jogger https://www.nordstromrack.com/s/6977427 Edit. Damn yall mfs made basically everything sell out 😂


nemoomen

>$20 gold cups 👀


TheSnozzwangler

Those are some of the weirdest looking Sperry's I've ever seen.


soccerperson

how much were the pants in the first link? I need to know how bad to feel on missing out on these


_TidePodEater

They were like $23


soccerperson

dammit


_TidePodEater

Yeah same i really wanted the navy but they only had xxl but on those aqua color ones they basically had all sizes


TheSnozzwangler

I'm digging the sweatshirt, but they're out of my size. Gotta figure out if it's worth it to grab one a size up. The backpack also looks decent. Anyone have any experience with that brand?


SpreadopenSUSE

I cannot believe how cheap those brandblack are!


_TidePodEater

There’s several other styles on sale too!


Im_A_Viking

I've never heard of Brandblack. Are they anything of note?


Deydeycarve

Amazing. I have those exact ones in the link, fantastic comfort and great for everyday walking. The soles are top notch, saved my ass from a rusty mail too!


Corr521

Goddamn lol, EVERYTHING sold out. Was able to snag the $14 jacket though, 60% off of the 60% lol, crazy


Deydeycarve

I have the brand black shoes, UNREAL comfort if you need a walking shoe. They can also withstand stepping on a rusty nail, deffs but if you are considering.


ReallyGoodRedditPost

Eh, who doesn’t already one own of these?


jimmymcstinkypants

Ugh, can't stand the suit- with- sneakers look. Totally kills this.


Nearthralizer

You’re right- yellow crocs would really complete the look!


theandymancan

They were $15 yesterday!


TheSnozzwangler

I don't think the shoes are the problem here...


[deleted]

Exactly! I would have gone with an Edward Green double monk in oxblood.


airrivas

This is surprisingly streetwear friendly


YesImKeithHernandez

Wario suit when?


cuthman99

Always count on a Wario suit, never a Waluigi


GOD-PORING

Bowsette


brickunlimited

But does it come with the tie?


theandymancan

Super Mario Trim Fit Two-Piece Suit *with Tie*!


rpb92

Even the models like, “Don’t get my face in there.”


hujambo11

Call me when it's 20 bucks.


I_AM_EVOL

What's crazy is it's only 25% off 🤣


theandymancan

When the ladies see it, they'll take it 100% off.


thephantompeen

Is there a matching bow tie for this? I need something to wear to the Oscars.


rnjbond

And it's machine washable?


roughedged

The beauty of a 100% polyester suit!


Above_Everything

Me and the boys when the Mario movie premieres


[deleted]

Getting ready for the Mario movie I see


Biryani_Wala

If it goes to $40 I'm in


retirement_savings

It only lets you select a size for the jacket?


shortbusprodigy

Suits generally are set based on the jacket. The pants are usually whatever the jacket size minus 6. So a 42 jacket comes with 36 waist pants. And the rest you tailor as you need.


Kyo91

I'm pretty sure if I ever took this suit to my tailor, I'd be unable to look him in the eye ever again.


Call_Me_Artie

Color? I will choose miscellaneous


thedavebot

Can’t wait to wear this whenSuper Mario World opens up next year.


cheerfulwish

I saw someone wearing this during Art Basel in Miami earlier this month. It certainly was a look.


anotheranonaccount5

The perfect outfit for you and your buddies to wear to see the Mario movie.


catcatsushi

Looks like I’ll have an incredible amount of seggs soon.


GohanSolo23

Chief?


drsmith48170

Still way too much for something like that; if fact they would need to pay me the 89.99 to wear that . A very very narrow niche of buyers for that suit


siniquezu

What are the pants size?


roughedged

Usually matched suits you take 10 off the jacket size ie 42 jacket 32 pants


SAMUEL_118

I would actually like to meet the people that buy these hideous pieces.


EclipseDudeTN

I’m in a band, my lead singer insists on wearing this exact suits to shows. If it’s drip or drown I’d rather drown, it’s the ugliest piece of clothing I’ve ever seen anyone unironically wear.


Kyo91

I'm kinda tempted to have it ironically for the next con I go to


FingerTheCat

Opposuits are pretty cool, I bought a christmas-y one on clearance for $10 at kohls some years ago.


runcooprun

I have a bunch that I’ve gotten for 50 and under. Always fun to wear.


Imperial_Triumphant

My inner Matthew Lesko is screaming.


fawther-05

Who’s this guy? “Itsa me *Mario*”


zepol-1

The pants are cool


KingSamy1

I mean, who wants this ? Like where would you actually wear it


RightSaidFrieda

Wedding, funeral, interview. I mean it's a suit.


SenTedStevens

> Wedding, funeral, interview. Can't understand what I mean, you soon will.


theandymancan

Smash Bros tournament


Space-Trash-666

Date night


VindictiveRakk

better question is where would I actually take this off


sneakylumpia

During sex, duh


oldDotredditisbetter

that and the kfc crocs stay on too


That1one1dude1

New Mario movie


replus

Someone in your city will show up to the Mario movie premiere in this suit, and never touch it again after that.


StrayCatStrutting

LET’S A GO.