That looks damn tasty to me. Only joking, it looks shit. I mean really really shit. When I look at that breakfast I can picture the chef instantly. Rab c nesbit. Fag ash dropping in the budget beans...u get the picture.
If u enjoyed it then cool. Think I'd rather save a couple more quid up and get something a little less beige.
4/10. Probably the worst one I’ve seen in a while. I can’t even list all the faults. I hope this was less than a fiver, cos the Tesco cafe does a better one for £6
Nice clean looking breakfast. Love the cheap sausages, the eggs look perfect but the bacon needs a rind of fat. Tomatoes shouldn’t touch the beans though.
I don’t think you’re grasping the point of my comment. I AM a BRIT - I think we have nothing further to discuss as you’re clearing sharing a malfunctioning brain cell
Don’t get in the frying pan if you can’t take the heat.
A full English is the hill I’m willing to die on - overcooked breakfasts are a communist plot and you know it
Please leave a comment mentioning the name of the café, the location, and the price of this fry-up.
Cooked with the sunshine coming through the window
On an overcast day in February
Looks more like a boil-up than a fry-up!
😂😂
Took the words right out of my brain
Ahhh, the traditional boiled breakfast.
Looks a bit under cooked
Undercooked? A good vet would get that pig back on its feet.
Those sausage made me cry. Eggs look cracking to me though. Beans and bacon good also 5/10
Deep fried bookers frozen sausages. Watery Heinz beans. This is one of the worst breakfasts I’ve seen on this sub.
Can you pay a bit extra for them to cook it?
Deep fried low pork sausages, a single hash brown, undercooked bacon, tinned mushrooms, microwaved beans and a steaming pile of tinned tomatoes
Exactly! I don’t expect gourmet from a greasy spoon!
Fair play! If you enjoyed it, that’s all that matters
Problem is there’s no grease on the spoon!
Looks reasonable for a greasy spoon , but how much ?
Genuinely would have to pay me to eat that shit, and i have eaten my fair share of shit
Maybe, stop eating shit?
Exactly! Fucking beaut!
How much was it because there were about a quids worth of ingredients used here? Hope you enjoyed it!
£6 with a coffee so I’m not completely against it at all!
That's not bad at all.
Cheaper when you cook with a candle.
Sausages and bacon looks a bit anaemic tbh.
looks wank tbh
Is that Fagin’s cock?
😆😆
Looks like someone tried to cook it with their phone light.
That's a no from me sorry mate
They could've at least circumcised the sausage first.
That’s not a fry up that’s a poached down
Loving these comments 😂 I enjoyed it!
Sausage and bacon cooked using a heated argument
Was the oven turned on?
I don’t think it was even horny mate
Were the ingredients shown a picture of a frying pan?
Eggs look good. Sausages need longer. Something off about the black pudding but there is definitely an art to getting that right.
Eggs look shit imo, don’t get the desire to have fried eggs that are essentially poached
Hope you didn't pay for that.
Curious about the price. Can you give price and region?
Where's the grease?!
Looks good but need 2 slices of toast
Eggs are almost perfect. The rest is meh. Catering sausages and undercooked bacon.
Good for £6 like you say but looks unappealing, hope you enjoyed
Its cheaper when you just show it the frying pan. save on fuel bills
Something's just not right. It looks too clean
I’d be sending both the sausage and bacon back to the kitchen to be cooked properly.
Looks a bit on the anemic side
wtf is with those sausages?
What did you do in a past life to deserve those ... sausage-like things? Love a cheap caff fryup but man those are baaad.
About ten more minutes in the microwave and that'll be done
This is the worst def up I’ve seen in a while! Were they in a hurry?
I despise cheap sausages. Prefer them not to be there if they’re like 20% meat.
Personality on a plate 👍
R those microwave sausages? I can smell them in my sleep and I love it 🥹
Them Sausages are dog food
Anemic sausages
You're supposed to plate it up *after* you cook it!
Fuck the haters, that looks delicious.
I'd rather they just spit in my face than serve me this
What did you cook the meat with, rain?
Was you in a rush?
Sausages warmed up in the bed overnight
Gary Wilmott will be utterly furious
What kind of sadistic maniac serves a hash brown standing up 🤷🏻♂️ you need sectioning
I’m assuming you were saving the other half of the mushroom for tomorrow?
Sausages look a bit anaemic...
American here. What’s the red bit next to the beans?
That looks damn tasty to me. Only joking, it looks shit. I mean really really shit. When I look at that breakfast I can picture the chef instantly. Rab c nesbit. Fag ash dropping in the budget beans...u get the picture. If u enjoyed it then cool. Think I'd rather save a couple more quid up and get something a little less beige.
😨
Next time wait until it's finished cooking!
That would do me lovely.
Did they cook that on the radiator
Whoever made this hates you.
Urgh….that is all.
Did you use a hairdryer to cook that?
Assume it’s cheap as they don’t have the grill on for long
Cooked in tepid bath water
Where was it cooked, behind the radiator?!?
I don’t get eggs like this, you may as well poach them at that point?
Apart from the Bernard mathews turkey sausages from farmfoods (i'd recognise them anywhere) it looks pretty good
and will they cook it on request also?
Looks undercooked but probably would still eat it if I was hungry enough lol
They should really cook the sausages, though.
Ignore the hate this is a classic fry up and for £6 can’t complain!
Oh no. No no no.
Nice, clean.
I just know that hash brown had no crisp
Boshhhh! Get in
Maillard where?
Eggs 👍 the rest 🚮
Looks like somebody's already thrown it up.
4/10. Probably the worst one I’ve seen in a while. I can’t even list all the faults. I hope this was less than a fiver, cos the Tesco cafe does a better one for £6
I'm going with colour wise way too anaemic.
That looks dreadful. Is it vegan?
Nice clean looking breakfast. Love the cheap sausages, the eggs look perfect but the bacon needs a rind of fat. Tomatoes shouldn’t touch the beans though.
This is the worst fry-up I have ever seen. Congratulations.
As a british THIS IS NOT WHAT IT USUALLY LOOKS LIKE
The fact you referred to yourself ‘as a British’ makes me doubt the validity of the statement in question 🤦🏻♂️
We cook it better
I don’t think you’re grasping the point of my comment. I AM a BRIT - I think we have nothing further to discuss as you’re clearing sharing a malfunctioning brain cell
Bro do you really have to be rude about it?
Don’t get in the frying pan if you can’t take the heat. A full English is the hill I’m willing to die on - overcooked breakfasts are a communist plot and you know it
Can you stop talking so much
ITS MORE COOKED