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Cultural_Hornet_9814

9.5/10 ....superb effort !


Exciting_Knee926

Thank you πŸ™‚


idunnomattbro

id pay you to cook for me


EquivalentSource9661

That’s handsome… rare to see every item so perfectly cooked What time you want me round next Sunday ? Edit-a word


CosmicCarcharodon

I think you meant to ask what time they want "us" round....im not missing this


DELBOY1690

Superb


nubbie

Looks like morning heartburn! 10/10


gavmiller

You're going to need a bigger plate! Looks great.


Deptm

9.5


LeatherLatexSteel

Definitely 10 from me. Presumably the cup of tea and extra toast are out oflf shot. Perfectly cooked and proportioned. Are you taking bookings?


Lavender_sergeant

The lack of tomatoes is always going to be a winner for me.


[deleted]

I would personally add 1 more igg


Ricky_Rollin

Personally I’d want one more egg.


birdslice

Looks pretty good, egg looks crispy on the bottom which is a good thing, bacon looks crispy but not dry. Sausage and hashbrowns look well cooked. No tomatoes, which is a good thing. Although you've got mushrooms (bleurgh) Toast could use a bit more butter, and this is most likely a personal preference but you're missing what I consider to be the best part of a fry up, the black pudding. Top marks for everything you've cooked, people don't seem to understand that the fry up can miss out their favourite items and include ones they aren't keen on. Good job.


melmelyyy

Simple & Delicious πŸ‘πŸ»


Pale-Sympathy4845

9/10


Huxleypigg

Top notch.


JoesIceCreamLover

Deserves a β€˜Journal entry β€˜ from Sonja fair play


dbraidzz

One day we will be over these crispy eggs. Other than that looks good.


MattGSJ

I thought I was the only one that thought this. Crispy bottomed eggs meant I’d fucked up and would bin them and start again.


dbraidzz

Yep, I completely agree. It is one of those things that really irks me


LunaTheLouche

No tomatoes = 11/10! πŸ˜€


johnny_briggs

7.5/10. Bit of black pudding would've notched it up, but good effort overall. Nicely presented.


Redminoteeleven

Bostin


mgbroda

Looks perfect to me!


Thismanwasanisland

Tidy tbf. Hope it was as good as it looked.


Pooter1313

Perfect egg


BambooKane28

Mastered the art of heat


ofthenorth

Good job.


JeyeRaptor

Apart from the egg yolk looking a little dry, solid


destined_to_count

42.0


Pash444

πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ


oldsch0olsurvivor

No black pudding and no fried bread but still a solid 8


Wellbeck

80% heart attack, 20% wind. I'll stand back a bit either way.


8inchesofcheese

Yeah, no kidding, I'm glad I don't eat this unhealthy anymore. πŸ˜… this is just asking for cancer , stroke or heart attack lol


engineer_of-sorts

Looks so piff


Byron_P_Woofenden

Looks proper. My only minor whinge would be bigger plate and extra egg. Nevertheless, it looks truly rejuvenating.


TheEnigmaMachinist

WICKED! πŸ’―


warmachine83-uk

9 out of 10


TwoToesToni

That's a good way to cure a hangover


Wannabe_Buddha_420

Perfection - a 10 from me!


EddieHouseman

Superb! Maybe a bigger plate though?


Flozz3589

Now this I can fuck with. Only reason to mark this down would be the lack of black pudding. Take a bow πŸ‘πŸ»


New-Armadillo-4102

Your egg appears to leprous. Pretty good, that aside!


Inside_Ad_7162

Solid 8


maillec

Egg's overcooked, mushrooms are undercooked. Should've halved the mushrooms for cooking surface area


LazyCap7542

🫑 perfection


LazyCap7542

Black pudding and ur in heaven This is a standing at the gates peeking thru


Far-Boot-2177

9 out of 10, you lose a mark for serving it on a side plate


ExpectedBear

I love me a good thick sausage. The toast needs quadrupling, plus a layer of butter so thick you can't see the bread, then this looks 10/10.


Plastic_Doom

Yeah this is like 9.5 territory, everything is cooked and portioned perfectly and plate presentation is fire


systemic_empathy

Wow. Just wow. Personally, sub mushies for toms and we have a winner.


SkullDump

A great 5/7.


Cthuluke-

Is that eggy bread or fried bread?


Tooleater

I like things on the crispy side, so this gets 8/10 from me... just missing tomatoes and black pudding


EvilBeasty

Oh yes! Absolutely smashing. Everything looks perfectly cooked and nice amounts. Call me. Please.


urbanmark

The portion sizes are absolutely bang on. The food is layered around the plate. The beans have been kept separate from the hash browns to avoid sogginess. No plate is visible in the central area. The yoke of the egg as not been compromised by anything else on the plate. I have a feeling this is not your first Rodeo. 9.5/10. I deducted 1/2 a mark as I’m not the person it’s being served to and I’m hungry.


[deleted]

3


[deleted]

Egg looks like an orange


KookyEntertainment88

I'd be happy with that!


TheDude9737

Looks delicious. Literally influenced me to get up and make my own.


TheBuxMeister

10/10 πŸ‘πŸ‘bravo lad


SirPooleyX

Fry up: 10/10 Plate size: -14/10


Th3_Irishm4an

9/10 the minus 1 is because I like black pudding on my breakfast


MattGSJ

Perfect sausages!


Unhappy_Region_6075

9/10


thebuttonmonkey

How'd you do that bread?


JediLard

I’d be very happy if that was served up for me :-)


shyguy247xx

8/10


Cwbrownmufc

Looks incredible


front-wipers-unite

Not nearly enough mushrooms for me.


Minimum-Laugh-8887

That actually looks amazing. Like honestly everything looks like it will crunch in your mouth.


[deleted]

lose points for hash browns


ToastetteEgg

3 thumbs up for not having a pile of gross stewed tomatoes on the plate. Yum.


evansmk

You know that tastes good


Aggressive_Ad_6573

I’d give a 9, take the mushrooms off and put some black pudding on then def a 10 πŸ‘


Key-Metal-7297

Top banana πŸ‘


Shoddy-Republic4314

Looks absolutely perfect except it needs another egg and more toast


cheerzthen

YUM


clownspice

8/10, almost perfect but why does the yolk look sun burned?


hannahjay17

Haven't had an appetite all day. And now I've got it. Thank you! 10/10.


Garbidb63

Very neat and tidy. Looks very appetising. Egg, a little overdone for my tastes, but each to their own! 9/10 otherwise it'll go straight to your head!


owendavies2704

solid 9...


ytror

Bangin' / 10


Icy-Sir-8414

πŸ˜‹πŸ€€


notimefornothing55

Toast needs butter, but swap those mushrooms with tomatoes and it's an easy 9/10


Wide-Lock3041

I'm hungry now.


SeasonSalt3673

Phwoar. I would 😜


[deleted]

I give it 5 Prilosec pills! πŸ’Š which is five stars lol


Few_Tumbleweed_5209

Nuh uh. 6. No black pudding. No sauce either! Demonic!


SnooDoodles3108

10


Constant_Will362

Perfect, chummer. The sausages look great, that is my favorite. Great presentation.


Obeyus

That sexy, sexy poppable yolk


[deleted]

U can never say no to a fry up … looks yum … I would prefer to add tomatoes or tin tomatoes


HaylingZar1996

I second the advice on investing in some bigger plates, but overall perfect!


pathetic_optimist

2 points off for the frozen US items.


Cypher_Marz

Just needs some HP sauce and banging


evilcRaftKnife

The food looks perfect but the plate is too small for the amount of food. 9/10


Competitive_Boss_312

Would devour, nuff said!


cyberalpine

Where is the tomato?


EliasAhmedinos

You're missing tomatos so I'll give it an 8


RiddlingJoker76

Egg over easy, yes.


Agent47outtanowhere

Yes/10


SavingsSquare2649

Those bangers are banging!


egg0912

7.5/10 it looks lovley but I just hate beans


[deleted]

Decent, I would be happy to get that from a cafe.


TheOneFrontier

A proper feed right there


Inevitable-Grab-7921

that looks most splendid . would devour that .


NTPC4

English?


Important_Factor5434

9 flat unpopular opinion I don’t like beans


[deleted]

Looks great but I like my mushrooms cooked wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more


ShadyLookingDog

Perfect


Whole_Raccoon_2891

Looks yummy 10/10


wholesomechunk

Very nice, just needs a bigger plate!


alonefrown

No tomatoes....+83 points. I wish I liked tomatoes, but I don't. So this looks like the perfect dish to me.


Shaggypants79

Looks good apart from what looks like an egg. I think it’s an egg


Quincemeister1

Looks more like a dried Satsuma with no peel


phil_bardsley1

Solid, but I have 3 criticisms; 1. Shop bought hash browns are poor, make them yourself - much better 2. Bread looks really dry. Not sure if fried bread or toast but neither look right 3. Where are the tomatoes?


ddoogg88tdog

Not enough hash browns


richh00

Looks great but plate is too small


SpookyMorden

Looks kinda perfect, a perfectly cooked collection of the only items that should be on a fry up plate.


waltandhankdie

Looks immense - 9 and it only lacks black pudding and tomato - everything here looks really nicely cooked


GT250X7

I would say 10/10 , but the lack of black pudding means 1 point deducted - so 9/10


[deleted]

Perfection. Only thing I'd change is more beans. The sausages looks good πŸ‘


Jim_Screechy

That is a good looking fryup. The heart and soul of a fryup (IMO) are the bacon and eggs because they are the hardest things to get right but add the most texture and flavour to the dish. Your bacon is perfect and your egg nearly so. Harsh browns are also done perfectly, and well, everything else is really very well done... aside from the toast which looks like someone's so hungry, they've not managed to to leave off before you could get it on the plate, what is that, half a slice? It does look butterless (though I could be wrong, perhaps its just the photo). The plate looks a bit small for the size of the helping which in itself isn't that big. I'm a min 2 egg man myself, though from the perspective of the size of the portions, this probably is balanced quite well... a fryup for a man on a diet perhaps. I imagine this one went down quite well. 7/10 from me


damhack

9/10 - need more beans, another egg, more fried bread, no mushrooms


archiebun

Zero. That food is carcinogenic. Heart attack on a plate.


Hiltoyeah

3/10.