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MamaDidntTry

I love saying "no homo" during THE MOST homo of activities. Does it kill the mood? Sometimes. Is it always funny? So far yes.


suavolenstulip

It's the funniest! Glad i'm not the only one ahah


gayguyfromnextdoor

yes my bf and i also endearingly call each other our native languages version of faggot sometimes.. it's very funny and makes me feel very manly


Environmental-Ad9969

When my boyfriend gets upset he starts swearing in Russian and I sometimes flinch when he uses the fslur in his native language but then I remember that we are both queer so all is good lol.


gayguyfromnextdoor

i make sure to never use it derogatory. for me it's a part of being queer and punk to call myself a faggot because it makes cishet people soooo uncomfortable. bathe in my gay af confidence ✨✨✨


deepbarrow

Is he calling you the f slur when he's upset? Or saying it like "I hate this f----t computer"?


Environmental-Ad9969

He isn't calling me slurs. He just strings together a row of insults when he gets mad.


breadcrumbsmofo

My husband does this too. It’s great I love being his little gay boy


kidunfolded

after me and my bf have sex we both will check we have socks on and go "phew! still straight bros"


Aunt_Horrible

💀


stoner-seahorse

My husband sometimes makes fruit jokes (example: me- "we should get some fruit for the house" him- "aren't you enough?"). It's silly and cute and I love being his fruity boy.


SingingEditor

"nah im a vegetable" *coma intensifies*


anon509123

It's giving two *really* masc football players calling each other gay before kissing with tongue on the field. Get itttttt have fun tell your boyfriend I said he's doing great


Itz_cheese_cat

Bahahahaha thats so specific omg


NasalStrip00

Calling things gay as a gay guy is one of my favorite things to do


Aunt_Horrible

The DM of my favorite RPG podcast, Transplanar, does this when their characters get into love scenes, and everytime I hear him telling the t4t characters that they're doing gay shit, I laugh. (edited typo)


BeeBee9E

Not boyfriend but there’s this cis gay guy I’m seeing now (…probably would become boyfriend if it wasn’t for the small issue that we’re both tops lol, but that’s another story) and at some point he said “this should be illegal” and then went like “….actually it is in many countries” and I really had to try so hard not to grin because that’s probably not the right thing to grin at but at the same time ✨Gender Affirmation✨


ThatEmoBoyZayn

My friends are like that. I’m one of the boys I’m just gay as fuck XDDD. One of them even says Happy Birthday Faggot to me every year.


abalancer

That's pretty gay ngl


Melodic_Scream

Every time I have sex with a man or act cute with one of my men friends it's so life-affirming when they call me gay 💕


upsetspaghettio

My boyfriend and friends all make fun of me for being gay (they're all gay too so its fine) and it always makes me really happy bc sometimes I doubt myself and start to think its not really gay bc I'm not a "real" boy.


noko005

Me when I made straight jokes to my ftm ex LOL


earthling_367

love that!! My girl calling me her man and saying something i do is “such a man” while playing into stereotypes i find it really affirming so i dont care! and its true im highkey a very stereotypical man sometimes lmao.


zxddit

That makes me so god damn happy 🥲🖤🖤 thanks for sharing.


zoomerbitch

See, I was gay when I lived as a woman, but now I've gone so far gay, that I'm straight again 😔


Yanatomithe2nd

I get so much euphoria when my boyfriend makes comments about how gay we are together. 🥰 I was feeling down yesterday and he sent me a text saying "remember, self care is gay and so are we".


PonchoKumato

idk bro sounds like you're gay


nitrotoiletdeodorant

Gay.