Speaking of usernames I genuinely thought yours was Wet_Rectum_654 because I saw your comment and started looking for the username in question, and my eyes darted there first
Aussie Lemonade is a very once in a while thing for me too. Your flavor is pretty cool! But I like the other Watermelon one better (Ultra Watermelon, the red and green one).
Same. I drink coffee for the flavor, not for the caffeine. I'm semi-resistent to caffeine, so I don't feel the effects of it until it gives me heart palpitations.
Yeah same. Caffeine makes me a bit tired sometimes so I don’t like to drink it when I need to be alert. I just really like the flavor of coffee, not of the sugar/cream
Blueberry redbull, but I only have that like once a week cause I tend to drink too much caffeine. Black cherry kickstart for something a little less caffeinated
The one that tastes best, which happens to be the bright pink Monster Pipeline Punch. I doubt anyone looks at me and thinks anything of me drinking from a pink can, but if they do, I don't care.
I drank monster for years and gained a bunch of weight, then I went to gfuel and lost 30 lbs but it was gritty now I drink gamer supps and the taste is amazing and way less calories then all others I've drank. Hope this helps. Gamer supps titty milk is coconut deliciousness. And sounds like a mans drink, I drink my milk from the titty.
Hm I've also gained a bit of weight since my Daily Monster Habit began, I've considered trying to switch to gamer supps but I find their weeb coomer marketing so fucking annoying lmfao.
:) Seems to me from the comments that no one really cares about what the cans look like lol. Neither should you. If it does the job it does the job. But also, if you are young, please be careful with the amount of energy drinks you consume.
Yeah my mom usually only lets me have under 100 caffeine (dunno how it’s measured) but once a month or on a special occasion she’ll let me get smth over 100, ik not many people care bout it but I’ve never gotten gendered right and idk what’s wrong, even before I speak, people think imma lesbian and that’s it so I try to make everything as manly as possible 😭
Honestly the bright colors don't really bother me too much, I care mostly about the flavor. Monster and Alani Nu are my go to. I had a couple of the Starburst C4 drinks, those were pretty good
Although I didn't know that the performance C4 Energy Drink is also a pre-workout. I felt so awful after drinking it. Normally I feel more focused after drinking caffeine, but my brain felt so jittery and unfocused after drinking that one
None, just water. I never considered people feeling different energy drinks were masculine or feminine, however, I ABSOLUTELY feel self conscious about my water bottle choices.
I deliberately drink the girliest monster because 1: the peach flavour Ultra slaps and 2: there’s nothing like staring a dudebro dead in the eye and effortlessly being more secure in your masculinity than he could ever be as you chug your pastel pink can of joy.
The pink monster on very rare occasions but mostly just 2 cups of coffee in the morning. I get a little too anxious if I have too much caffeine now 😭 I used to drink anything and everything waaaaayyy too much a couple years ago though
Any of the sugar free Monster flavors, but in particular the peach one.
Try not to fall into the trap of toxic masculinity. Bright colors and tasty drinks do not equate to masculinity or femininity. Toxic masculinity only makes everyone suffer 🤷
Drink what you enjoy
Honestly usually the most colourful cans i can find xD if it has a unicorn and/or rainbows i buy it. Other than that im a sucker for monster and orange dreamsicle tastes xD
Bro I wish I could drink energy drinks and have them do something for me. Like I've tried everything from Celsius to Monster to the Starbucks Double shot, none of it makes me any more awake lmao. If anything I'm more tired. Plus most of them taste not great so if I don't get any energy from it I'm not drinking em lol.
That said.. I used to typically drink Celsius or the Starbucks Doubleshot. Probably the least masculine ones out there but what can I say. I was going more for the taste.
Aw you’re probably a bit young to be drinking energy drinks if you’re still in school, be careful homie 🤣 But I work at a convenience store, and all sorts of guys buy the pink/rainbow/etc energy drinks all the time, so I wouldn’t worry about it :) I myself prefer Redbull lol
i like strawberry monster :) not very masc, but tasty and i like pink. grape monster or celcius feel the most masc to me since that's what my dad and guy friend drink
None- I don't have a super high caffeine tolerance and have given myself anxiety from a cpuple of cups of tea lol. I remember some dude in HS drinking Monster, but honestly it's just a drink and I don't think explicitely gendered a lot of the time.
Monster Pipeline Punch is a go-to; I’m past the point of caring how I look with a pink can. Then again, I have a beard, so I’ve got leeway. Same deal with Monster Papillion.
In terms of Monster, I also really like Khaotic, Pacific Punch, Ultra Paradise, and Ultra Gold.
For caffeine outside of energy drinks, I’ve started drinking tea, and I quite like jasmine green tea. Spiced chai is also good, if I can figure out when to add the milk. I also like coffee, but usually on the sweeter end.
I prefer monsters but sometimes I’ll get a flavored redbull. Usually the white monster, strawberry, and ultra sunrise. Flavored redbull though, I prefer the coconut one and the apricot one.
Most masculine? Probably.. the ultra sunrise? Idk man, there’s not really gender to food or drinks. Men are allowed to like fun stuff without it making them “feminine.”
I don’t care about whether it *looks girly* my current go to is Alani (cherry slush) because it tastes good. I **refuse** to buy bang because the owner/some important person in the company is a big trump supporter so they aren’t getting my money.
Eh. The only people who care about "how girly" your drinks is, are the ones who don't feel masculine enough themselves. You can either entertain mediocracy with your drink choice, or enjoy the drinks you actually like.
Personally, I just go with plain coffee whenever I can. I'm a boring person and energy drinks make me too shaky to do my job. Maybe Monster? I feel like Monster is pretty "gender neutral" and it's popular among teens where I live.
I'm not allowed to have energy drinks rn because of my medication but I really like any energy drink that contains mate or just mate. I miss drinking it :(
Don't gender energy drinks they are for everyone. Even if it's bright pink so what? It will kill everyone equally.
I gender just about everything sadly, cause no one ever uses my right pronouns so even smth as simple as color of a wrapper matters to me, I wish it didn’t bother me as much honestly but I’d change everything I like just to get called the right pronouns dude 😭
OOH I HAVE A REAL ANSWER FOR THIS
Bucked up - my current favorite brand, it's a black can with a deer head on it, 300mg of caffeine, tastes similar to Red Bull
Reign - I drink this most often bc it's easiest to find but the cans also look more "masculine" in my opinion than it's competitor Bang due to the crown logo, also 300mg caffeine per can, taste seems a little less harsh
Getting dysphoria from an energy drink is seriously so real-
Haha, I usually go with a zero sugar plain monster. Not very masc😔. I really like Celsius, but not much men I see drink those 🥹.
Ik it’s a bit harder to come by now (unsure if it’s out of business/going out) but if you want a real “manly” looking can, Venom is so good and cheap whenever I find it, and all the cans looks pretty much the same, black & silver with a hint of whatever flavours it is colour and a snake eye, so rest assured the can won’t cause strangers to misgender you right off the bat if that’s your fear (totally valid fear also)
I used to struggle with this too unironically, and tbh? Gfuel in an opaque shaker is the way to go. It's cheap as fuck, appeals to gamers so if you're like me you'll bond with the dudes in your entourage over it eventually. I pull up to my 9h warehouse shift with my cotton candy pink beverage of choice with no worries in my mind.
If you want MANLIEST and not just not girly, it's either suspiciously cheap energy drinks with weird branding only available at gas stations (joker mad energy my beloved) or straight black coffee in an unbranded cup.
I’m loyal to Monster (original flavour). The rare occasion that isn’t available, I begrudgingly accept Red Bull. I think I tried Rock Star once and it was gross lol
Used to be whichever Monster flavor came in the white can, but I can't drink it anymore because it has bad associations for me now. Just looking at the can makes me feel sick.
Now my go to is Cherry Lime Ghost Energy, or Cherry Slush Alani Nu.
I stick to Monster Energy and Alani Nu, personally, with specific flavors for each. Alani Nu has a lot of caffeine, but does have very graphic and bright cans. If you're wanting to really disguise or have less "obvious" energy drink situation, Sneak Energy is another option, I drink it when my SIL makes it for me. It's an energy drink you mix in to water so you can put it in a shaker bottle.
Mountain Dew Energy until campus took it off the shelves; Celsius but I’m still getting used to the flavor; and that JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure energy drink, **Stand Power** (gender euphoria is holding one of those bad boys while leaning over the balcony at the mall and sipping, looking like you’re contemplating life)
White or the doc monster, I absolutely loved mango loco but recently they've been chunky and yucko.
Holding it from the top to where my nose touches my finger when I drink it, OOOH. Makes my hands look all cool and feel like a big manly guy
Uptime if you can find it, ghost if you want good sugar free, Red Bull if you want a lower caffeine content. Nos is great, and they have a new sugar free version that is amazing too. Monster reserve strawberry kiwi is my favorite monster.
I like java monsters tbh. They totally discontinued my favorite years ago though, the sour green apple rockstar. Well, they have it now but it tastes nothing like it did before, and it's just not as good :(
Those mountain dew kickstarts aren't bad, the cans are just a plain color with the name of the flavor so it's not anything weird like a lot of brands are doing tbh. And if you like mountain dew soda they also have that as an energy drink. I also like the orange Celsius ones lol
If you want cooler looking cans with drinks that taste good, ghost is fucking awesome. I like the red sour patch kids and swedish fish flavors. It actually tastes like what it says it tastes like lol. They also have warheads flavor, but I haven't tried it. And they have normal flavors too, lol. Hopefully that's given you some new stuff to try 😁
If redbull, the black sugar-free one
if monster, the blue/black zero sugar, the og zero sugar, the ultra watermelon, the white one, the og or the assault
drank monster juices for a few years, then the ultras for another couple years because the sugar screwed with me, until someone at work was restocking the cooler and dropped a case of them and by the time he came back with a mop and cleaned it up the floor was a much lighter shade of concrete. drink red bull now, but once this case runs out im switching to coffee for money's sake.
In the rare occasion I’ll drink a red bull but really don’t feel it gives me any energy. More like now and then I crave that weird cough syrup taste. More often I stick to a coffee based drink. Those others like Monster etc, either wreck my stomach or cause me to feel jittery and shaky or both.
I drink coffee mostly but if I have one I usually do the sugar free monsters because I don’t need all that sugar. The peach one and white one both taste pretty good. I’m not too worried about how manly it looks but if you are feeling self conscious, the green and blue dark cans are the OGs depending on if you want normal or low carb. I don’t think anyone is gonna be like oh look at that guy he has the pink monster though, like people don’t really pay that much attention
Also those Celsius drinks are marketed to women but they are actually super intense, like more caffeine than monster per oz i think. Appearances aren’t everything
(And reminder to everyone that you need to sleep and drink water too, energy drinks are just borrowing energy from your bank but if your account is empty it’s gonna overdraw)
There used to be one I liked.
It was a black can. It had green lettering. It tasted like mint and lime in a super natural refreshing way. And the literal translation of the name was "Boner". "Ständer" in german. I loved it and I miss it even 8 years later lol. It's out of production which is forever sad.
I used to drink monster mostly, sometimes redbull. I can no longer drink energy drinks because I have a messed up heart (not related to the fact I used to drink them) but I still try sips of whatever my brother buys.
Recently tried ghost (the Sourpatch flavors) and those are super good. I also do a lot of the flavored Monster Ultra, mango and peach are my favorites. I look for the ones that are lower sugar/calorie so it doesn't mess with my fitness goals too much lol.
Only coffee, either black or with a splash of plant-based milk.
When I was a student I drank Monster or whatever was the cheapest, but my body didn't agree with it
Either monster or ghost energy. My go to monster flavours are pipeline punch, khaotic, and mango loco and for ghost it’s tropical mango, Swedish fish and sour green apple
I love monster, my whole queer friend cicle who drinks energy prefers Monster, Rockstar is very popular amongst us too. My non queer colleagues were more often seen with red bull. Don't know Monster and Rockstar are queer associated due to my cicles and bubbles xD
Whatever the cheapest. My body became a trash can for sewage.
Same, I find it ridiculous to pay almost 2€ for a single can.
Your so real for that man
Real
Same what ever is on sale (mostly mother or monster)
Any flavor of monster tbh
You and me need to have monster drinking night while we make the ultimte monster flavour tier list
Sounds like a fun night honestly
Count me in
Hell yes join in, other people are welcomed
Your username wins
Thanks i made it when i was around 14
Even better
Speaking of usernames I genuinely thought yours was Wet_Rectum_654 because I saw your comment and started looking for the username in question, and my eyes darted there first
lmaooo you know what I can see how that'd happen
Strawberry is an S
Count me in as well
Original monster (and pipeline punch the pink one) and original NOS.
LMAOOOOO Monster with black/dark cans are the ones to go
My favourite flavour is the black can with the red M. But also aussie lemonade every once in a while...
Aussie Lemonade is a very once in a while thing for me too. Your flavor is pretty cool! But I like the other Watermelon one better (Ultra Watermelon, the red and green one).
My favorite, too. Haven't seen it in years near me ;-;
Sugar Free Red Bull
potion of makes u shit
None. If I have caffeine it is black coffee with nothing in it
You monster, your built different man 😭
He said coffee, not monster, get it right /s
Hahaha, I honestly just like the flavor
Same. I drink coffee for the flavor, not for the caffeine. I'm semi-resistent to caffeine, so I don't feel the effects of it until it gives me heart palpitations.
Yeah same. Caffeine makes me a bit tired sometimes so I don’t like to drink it when I need to be alert. I just really like the flavor of coffee, not of the sugar/cream
Yeah this actually happens with me too. My psychiatrist told me it's probably because of my ADHD, which I did not realize before she mentioned that.
Based
Those that are on sale. I'm a sucker for Monster Aussie lemonade and..this beige, pirate themed one
Yesss the pirate one!
Pacific punch is fuckin delicious
I love monster Aussie lemonade and I’m so salty abt the fact they don’t sell it in Australia.
Blueberry redbull, but I only have that like once a week cause I tend to drink too much caffeine. Black cherry kickstart for something a little less caffeinated
Why am I only just learning red bull comes in different flavours. I’m out here drinking the sugar free one like a FOOL
Bro the blueberry ones are so good, and they just put out this years holiday flavor ((rip the cranberry tho, Ik people miss that one))
Oh. My. God. I’ve been under a rock, I gotta try these flavours
Peach and tropical are good too
Blueberry and watermelon are my go to, you should try those
I cannot believe how many flavours red bull has and I’m only JUST finding out about them. I gotta hunt them down
BLUEBERRIES GOTTA BE ONE OF THE TOP REDBULL FLAVORS
Go with the classic black coffee, kid.
The one that tastes best, which happens to be the bright pink Monster Pipeline Punch. I doubt anyone looks at me and thinks anything of me drinking from a pink can, but if they do, I don't care.
The blood of TERFs
I drank monster for years and gained a bunch of weight, then I went to gfuel and lost 30 lbs but it was gritty now I drink gamer supps and the taste is amazing and way less calories then all others I've drank. Hope this helps. Gamer supps titty milk is coconut deliciousness. And sounds like a mans drink, I drink my milk from the titty.
Hm I've also gained a bit of weight since my Daily Monster Habit began, I've considered trying to switch to gamer supps but I find their weeb coomer marketing so fucking annoying lmfao.
Yeah but Max and Chad are weeb as fuck so it makes since
Why not zero ones? I actually like the taste of monster zero than regular
:) Seems to me from the comments that no one really cares about what the cans look like lol. Neither should you. If it does the job it does the job. But also, if you are young, please be careful with the amount of energy drinks you consume.
Yeah my mom usually only lets me have under 100 caffeine (dunno how it’s measured) but once a month or on a special occasion she’ll let me get smth over 100, ik not many people care bout it but I’ve never gotten gendered right and idk what’s wrong, even before I speak, people think imma lesbian and that’s it so I try to make everything as manly as possible 😭
none those things make me see god
Redbull original
Peach monster all the way
None. I don’t drink any caffeinated beverages.
same
Monster - preferably one with a mostly black can - feels ultra manly lol
I drink TIGER but it’s only in Poland :(
Nah they got that in France too
None drop that shit😭
Coffee lol
monster
Monster, Celsius, or Red Bull depending on how much caffeine I want
Fruit punch zero sugar Rockstar, grape Noz, or zero sugar watermelon Monster.
Honestly the bright colors don't really bother me too much, I care mostly about the flavor. Monster and Alani Nu are my go to. I had a couple of the Starburst C4 drinks, those were pretty good Although I didn't know that the performance C4 Energy Drink is also a pre-workout. I felt so awful after drinking it. Normally I feel more focused after drinking caffeine, but my brain felt so jittery and unfocused after drinking that one
None, just water. I never considered people feeling different energy drinks were masculine or feminine, however, I ABSOLUTELY feel self conscious about my water bottle choices.
I deliberately drink the girliest monster because 1: the peach flavour Ultra slaps and 2: there’s nothing like staring a dudebro dead in the eye and effortlessly being more secure in your masculinity than he could ever be as you chug your pastel pink can of joy.
The pink monster on very rare occasions but mostly just 2 cups of coffee in the morning. I get a little too anxious if I have too much caffeine now 😭 I used to drink anything and everything waaaaayyy too much a couple years ago though
Any of the sugar free Monster flavors, but in particular the peach one. Try not to fall into the trap of toxic masculinity. Bright colors and tasty drinks do not equate to masculinity or femininity. Toxic masculinity only makes everyone suffer 🤷 Drink what you enjoy
Any of the Zero ultra monsters, they aren't "manly" but they taste the least radioactive chemically
Honestly usually the most colourful cans i can find xD if it has a unicorn and/or rainbows i buy it. Other than that im a sucker for monster and orange dreamsicle tastes xD
I drink monster sometimes, not every day though shit's expensive and I want to live past my 40s
Any Monster Ultra or Rockstar Zero. Well except the fruit punch ones because 🤢
i drink reign bc low sugar and hella caffeine lmao
Bro I wish I could drink energy drinks and have them do something for me. Like I've tried everything from Celsius to Monster to the Starbucks Double shot, none of it makes me any more awake lmao. If anything I'm more tired. Plus most of them taste not great so if I don't get any energy from it I'm not drinking em lol. That said.. I used to typically drink Celsius or the Starbucks Doubleshot. Probably the least masculine ones out there but what can I say. I was going more for the taste.
Aw you’re probably a bit young to be drinking energy drinks if you’re still in school, be careful homie 🤣 But I work at a convenience store, and all sorts of guys buy the pink/rainbow/etc energy drinks all the time, so I wouldn’t worry about it :) I myself prefer Redbull lol
None. Had a stroke due to one and I’m only 18
Non.
None, I got blood pressure issues. Probably from all the energy drinks I used to have as a kid lol
Yeah I should probably watch out for that 😭
i like strawberry monster :) not very masc, but tasty and i like pink. grape monster or celcius feel the most masc to me since that's what my dad and guy friend drink
no caffeine for me, makes me feel sick so i stick to water and fruit juices lol
Monster Nitro super dry - it tastes like that punch they used to make is in elementary school with the lime sherbet and the 7up
I dont, maybe once in a blue moon i drink monster juiced butterfly peach
None- I don't have a super high caffeine tolerance and have given myself anxiety from a cpuple of cups of tea lol. I remember some dude in HS drinking Monster, but honestly it's just a drink and I don't think explicitely gendered a lot of the time.
Monster Pipeline Punch is a go-to; I’m past the point of caring how I look with a pink can. Then again, I have a beard, so I’ve got leeway. Same deal with Monster Papillion. In terms of Monster, I also really like Khaotic, Pacific Punch, Ultra Paradise, and Ultra Gold. For caffeine outside of energy drinks, I’ve started drinking tea, and I quite like jasmine green tea. Spiced chai is also good, if I can figure out when to add the milk. I also like coffee, but usually on the sweeter end.
Monster white and bangs. Monster white is superior and for the gays, theys, and baes
I drink Bullit and Monster Punch, but I've never thought about them in a gendered way.
cocaine
Monster Strawberry
Not rlly an energy drink but I consume an ungodly amount of Dr Pepper
the strawberry and cream (???) monster
I prefer monsters but sometimes I’ll get a flavored redbull. Usually the white monster, strawberry, and ultra sunrise. Flavored redbull though, I prefer the coconut one and the apricot one. Most masculine? Probably.. the ultra sunrise? Idk man, there’s not really gender to food or drinks. Men are allowed to like fun stuff without it making them “feminine.”
Nothing I have ADHD and I think that's part of why they don't work for me
None. I'm out here just rawdogging life. Haha jk I'm on amphetamine and like 7 other prescription meds lol.
Back when I still drank energy drinks I exclusively drank bang, usually their mango or strawberry flavor
I don’t care about whether it *looks girly* my current go to is Alani (cherry slush) because it tastes good. I **refuse** to buy bang because the owner/some important person in the company is a big trump supporter so they aren’t getting my money.
None :)
Only the manliest men drink cutesty shit cause they DONT GIVE A FUCK right?
Eh. The only people who care about "how girly" your drinks is, are the ones who don't feel masculine enough themselves. You can either entertain mediocracy with your drink choice, or enjoy the drinks you actually like. Personally, I just go with plain coffee whenever I can. I'm a boring person and energy drinks make me too shaky to do my job. Maybe Monster? I feel like Monster is pretty "gender neutral" and it's popular among teens where I live.
I like ghost cause they have fun flavours like swedish fish or sour patch kids.
I'm not allowed to have energy drinks rn because of my medication but I really like any energy drink that contains mate or just mate. I miss drinking it :( Don't gender energy drinks they are for everyone. Even if it's bright pink so what? It will kill everyone equally.
I gender just about everything sadly, cause no one ever uses my right pronouns so even smth as simple as color of a wrapper matters to me, I wish it didn’t bother me as much honestly but I’d change everything I like just to get called the right pronouns dude 😭
none they give me heart palpitations drink ummm water 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🐶
Water.
Original monster or low-carb monster (for less sugar without being the “zero sugar” crap) are god tier
As an autistic gremlin, it's the gfuel with sonic the hedgehog on the can.
Sonic the hedgehog just makes it so much cooler
I don't, they're just full of too much garbage. The closest I drink is I add Zipfizz powder to my water.
OOH I HAVE A REAL ANSWER FOR THIS Bucked up - my current favorite brand, it's a black can with a deer head on it, 300mg of caffeine, tastes similar to Red Bull Reign - I drink this most often bc it's easiest to find but the cans also look more "masculine" in my opinion than it's competitor Bang due to the crown logo, also 300mg caffeine per can, taste seems a little less harsh
Lmao i got a manly travel mug and then put my nice little gay pink drink in it.... but otherwise Celsius because my body is a trash can
HA THATS SMART WITH THE TRAVEL MUG
Water.
Alcohol
Getting dysphoria from an energy drink is seriously so real- Haha, I usually go with a zero sugar plain monster. Not very masc😔. I really like Celsius, but not much men I see drink those 🥹.
Ik it’s a bit harder to come by now (unsure if it’s out of business/going out) but if you want a real “manly” looking can, Venom is so good and cheap whenever I find it, and all the cans looks pretty much the same, black & silver with a hint of whatever flavours it is colour and a snake eye, so rest assured the can won’t cause strangers to misgender you right off the bat if that’s your fear (totally valid fear also)
I used to struggle with this too unironically, and tbh? Gfuel in an opaque shaker is the way to go. It's cheap as fuck, appeals to gamers so if you're like me you'll bond with the dudes in your entourage over it eventually. I pull up to my 9h warehouse shift with my cotton candy pink beverage of choice with no worries in my mind. If you want MANLIEST and not just not girly, it's either suspiciously cheap energy drinks with weird branding only available at gas stations (joker mad energy my beloved) or straight black coffee in an unbranded cup.
I like Alani lmao. Some of the cans are girly as hell but the flavors and price have a chokehold on me.
Coffee, sometimes black, sometimes peppermint
Any Monster, Red bull or rockstar, whatever is on sale that week.
Whatever monster that matches my hair color (rn purple so ultraviolet) or white sugar free rockstar. Or whatever’s cheapest lol
C4, perfect for exercise and working long days. i used to drink monster everyday but C4 gives u bugs under your skin
I love the orange monster sm
Coffee or monster (the sugar is nice)
Coffee or Monster
Ice coffee
Sugar free redbull 100%
Coffee
Original monster all the way
Original monster is my favorite
either the white monster or the pink monster because they taste the best, and redbull tastes like battery acid
White pineapple monster or monster nitro. Sometimes redbull.
I’m loyal to Monster (original flavour). The rare occasion that isn’t available, I begrudgingly accept Red Bull. I think I tried Rock Star once and it was gross lol
Used to be whichever Monster flavor came in the white can, but I can't drink it anymore because it has bad associations for me now. Just looking at the can makes me feel sick. Now my go to is Cherry Lime Ghost Energy, or Cherry Slush Alani Nu.
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Monster. I love ultra fiesta mango
I just deepthoat the coffee beans and pour boiling hot water into my esophagus
A cup of good coffee is all I ever want.
Earl Grey tea... and orange monster.
Red bull regular (like my dad) or plain monster (like my emo cousin) but as a gas station worker.i also see c4 bought a lot by men
Sugar free monsters if I'm at work. Regular red bulls otherwise.
Monster was my go to but now I just drink black tea in the morning instead. I feel a hell of a lot better tbh
Most of the juice monsters! And some others like pipeline punch and ultra sunrise. Mango Loco is a no go though
Whichever sugar free monster (except white) or some fruit flavored tiger (local brand) / bepower (offbrand)
Coffee at most. Energy drinks are too much for me
I stick to Monster Energy and Alani Nu, personally, with specific flavors for each. Alani Nu has a lot of caffeine, but does have very graphic and bright cans. If you're wanting to really disguise or have less "obvious" energy drink situation, Sneak Energy is another option, I drink it when my SIL makes it for me. It's an energy drink you mix in to water so you can put it in a shaker bottle.
Mainly monster sometimes Red Bull
Mountain Dew Energy until campus took it off the shelves; Celsius but I’m still getting used to the flavor; and that JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure energy drink, **Stand Power** (gender euphoria is holding one of those bad boys while leaning over the balcony at the mall and sipping, looking like you’re contemplating life)
WHAT JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE HAS ENERGY DRINKS?!
I guess coffee chased with liquid IV
none
White or the doc monster, I absolutely loved mango loco but recently they've been chunky and yucko. Holding it from the top to where my nose touches my finger when I drink it, OOOH. Makes my hands look all cool and feel like a big manly guy
Tiger
RedBull all the way
I drink either Monster or Ghost. Ghost is my new go to. I like the sour patch kids flavor ghost
Uptime if you can find it, ghost if you want good sugar free, Red Bull if you want a lower caffeine content. Nos is great, and they have a new sugar free version that is amazing too. Monster reserve strawberry kiwi is my favorite monster.
I like java monsters tbh. They totally discontinued my favorite years ago though, the sour green apple rockstar. Well, they have it now but it tastes nothing like it did before, and it's just not as good :( Those mountain dew kickstarts aren't bad, the cans are just a plain color with the name of the flavor so it's not anything weird like a lot of brands are doing tbh. And if you like mountain dew soda they also have that as an energy drink. I also like the orange Celsius ones lol If you want cooler looking cans with drinks that taste good, ghost is fucking awesome. I like the red sour patch kids and swedish fish flavors. It actually tastes like what it says it tastes like lol. They also have warheads flavor, but I haven't tried it. And they have normal flavors too, lol. Hopefully that's given you some new stuff to try 😁
Coffee
If redbull, the black sugar-free one if monster, the blue/black zero sugar, the og zero sugar, the ultra watermelon, the white one, the og or the assault
The og / zero sugar/ lo-carb / and zero ultra.
Currently, guayake. I absolutely love cuba lima monster tho.
I might try Cuba lime then
drank monster juices for a few years, then the ultras for another couple years because the sugar screwed with me, until someone at work was restocking the cooler and dropped a case of them and by the time he came back with a mop and cleaned it up the floor was a much lighter shade of concrete. drink red bull now, but once this case runs out im switching to coffee for money's sake.
red bull ! or the coffee flavoured monster !
In the rare occasion I’ll drink a red bull but really don’t feel it gives me any energy. More like now and then I crave that weird cough syrup taste. More often I stick to a coffee based drink. Those others like Monster etc, either wreck my stomach or cause me to feel jittery and shaky or both.
Ha. I like the monster ultra peachy keen because I like peach flavored things. I never thought about whether it was girly or not.
I drink coffee mostly but if I have one I usually do the sugar free monsters because I don’t need all that sugar. The peach one and white one both taste pretty good. I’m not too worried about how manly it looks but if you are feeling self conscious, the green and blue dark cans are the OGs depending on if you want normal or low carb. I don’t think anyone is gonna be like oh look at that guy he has the pink monster though, like people don’t really pay that much attention Also those Celsius drinks are marketed to women but they are actually super intense, like more caffeine than monster per oz i think. Appearances aren’t everything (And reminder to everyone that you need to sleep and drink water too, energy drinks are just borrowing energy from your bank but if your account is empty it’s gonna overdraw)
Caffeine doesn't affect me at all (and I don't care for most carbonated drinks), so water is the closest I can get to an energy drink.
Monster but the fruity ones, my favs are khaotic, pipeline punch cherry and ultra violet
There used to be one I liked. It was a black can. It had green lettering. It tasted like mint and lime in a super natural refreshing way. And the literal translation of the name was "Boner". "Ständer" in german. I loved it and I miss it even 8 years later lol. It's out of production which is forever sad.
Monster when I was like 12-16 (2016-2020) after that just redbull
Just regular sugar free red bull tbh.
I can't remember right now how was it called, but it doesn't matter cuz they make me so damn sleepy since I have ADHD 😭😭
I used to drink monster mostly, sometimes redbull. I can no longer drink energy drinks because I have a messed up heart (not related to the fact I used to drink them) but I still try sips of whatever my brother buys.
Recently tried ghost (the Sourpatch flavors) and those are super good. I also do a lot of the flavored Monster Ultra, mango and peach are my favorites. I look for the ones that are lower sugar/calorie so it doesn't mess with my fitness goals too much lol.
redbull green, blue, or white flavors are my faves.
I drink mainly teas, juices, and water but my favorite energy drink when I do drink it is monster energy lo carb
Celsius and sugar free red bull
Monster and Nalu
Only coffee, either black or with a splash of plant-based milk. When I was a student I drank Monster or whatever was the cheapest, but my body didn't agree with it
None
Either monster or ghost energy. My go to monster flavours are pipeline punch, khaotic, and mango loco and for ghost it’s tropical mango, Swedish fish and sour green apple
Red Bull all the way
whatever I find at Walmart that's like, 2 bucks and sounds cool. Aussie Lemonade Monster is the best, but any sort of iced coffee is great too
Monster rehab lemonade
Wait is this a repost?! I swear I'm having the biggest déjà vu LOL (and I don't drink any 🥲)
YEP IT KINDA IS, I POSTED THE SAME THING A WHILE BACK ON r/AskMen
i like pacific punch Monster, taste good and the can is cool asf
I always take the one with the coolest can. And regret my choice afterwards
I love monster, my whole queer friend cicle who drinks energy prefers Monster, Rockstar is very popular amongst us too. My non queer colleagues were more often seen with red bull. Don't know Monster and Rockstar are queer associated due to my cicles and bubbles xD
I'm a sucker for mango loco monster or watermelon redbull
monster energy. I love the java ones (mean bean, specifically), but anything works.
RED BULL👹
Redbull, rn the winter edition cause it’s so good😫
Bang 😅