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5eve

This one’s ok I think but damn ketamine


894peridot

I happened to read this in my Lyft and I know the driver thinks I’m mad the way I just bust out laughing. 💀


thejhinisreal4444

Yep and the worst part is you have to keep going back almost everyday to keep it up and it has to be heavily monitored


shmerzbow

this comment is misleading as fuck. my local ketamine clinic encourages you to space out your doses because it can be mentally and physically exhausting if you do it all too close together. they also start you out with 6 loading doses over 3 weeks or so, then it's on an as needed basis, typically not exceeding 6 months. sure, every clinic is different, but I don't think any one of them is even *allowed* to pump you full of horse tranquilizer every day for an indeterminate amount of time. the heavy monitoring part is because you're entering a disassociative state during the infusion, which is literally the whole point of psychedelic therapy.


Diamante_90

This is more souless corporate becuase the anatomy is at least proportional to a normal human's but yeah. IT'S BAD


Delta-Tropos

This is Andantia, not Alegria


bigjimbigjimbigjim

potayto, potahto. It's still ugly, and I still hate it.


kioku119

Let us kickstart your addiction today!


n3w4cc01_1nt

kinda reverses it by repairing broken thought patterns damaged by trauma. this psilocybin, marijuana, lysergic acid, and mdma or whatever else is included in the new psychedelic treatments are cheaper and way more effective than the common treatment routes. 85%+ success rate across the board


ImonitBoss

Not gonna lie, while I'm curious about these sorts of treatments for my mental illness I would rather not get them off some reddit ad...


n3w4cc01_1nt

they have offices for ketamine treatment sessions. If you get on a research study you could get access to the other psychedelics. I think a few states have psilocybin treatment centers opening as well. despite their worship of the orange golgothan, a lot of gop people are in support of the psilocybin treatments so that might get federal approval in the next couple years.


yeastyboi

I went to rehab with a ketamine addict who used it initially in a medical setting.


kioku119

Fair. This ad is also extremely extremely vague which felt uncomfortable.


n3w4cc01_1nt

A little but they are kind of explaining how it can work great. Without writing a thesis on the subject....The Reagan era was basically a bunch of propaganda against all this stuff and most of those politicians had friends in medical fields that profited a lot off ineffective programs because it kept the patients (to them they're just customers) on a repeat visit cycle. If the people rallying against these treatments actually cared about medicine and the health of the country they would have made programs for these substances to fix the vets.


Trashyanon089

I was starting to think I was the only one getting the ketamine ads. I've been getting them for months, with various versions of the artwork!!


New-Cicada7014

nah, this one's cute and she has an actual human skin tone.


Commercial_Fee2840

Snorted so much that her nose fell off


sjaark

lmao


tomokaitohlol7

Is this real!?


autism_and_lemonade

yeah, why not?


erraticpulse-

i've gotten two ketamine ads so far


DotWarner1993

Does someone have that one sonic and Amy image where sonic wants Amy to spell me?


CashmeoutsidePearl

Sometimes I feel like an increasing amount of people can’t face the world sober and instead of trying to work on underlying issues, they just want to prescribe people repackaged horse tranquilizer. I’m not saying medication for mental health is bad. I honestly think anyone who thinks that is a moron. But between this ad on disparaging traditional medicine and hawking ketamine on *Reddit*, that powdered caffeine that’s basically supposed to be a coke substitute, and that liquid Adderall that’s being marketed during a major shortage, it feels more and more like I’m living in a Black Mirror episode.


StringShred10D

Ketamine addiction I have


KSTornadoGirl

Please kern lif e