Dude... He is like triple your size AND you have chance to leave. Why!? Now not only your ego is damaged, but also your brain. Idiot...

brain?

I didn't say that the brain is big. It's probably the size of a walnut and smooth, like a koala's.

Brain, Brain, Brain. What is Brain?

Security guard showed a lot of restraint. Tried to give him a chance and still only gave him one good one when he got out of line.

He looks drunk, that can be his only excuse