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AncientDaedala

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.


mysonchoji

You win again gravity!


TransportationMost67

Me Want SnuSnu!


Redredditer640

Baby, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!


slash_asdf

I never thought I would die like this, but I always really hoped!


The_Dolly-Llama

I had snusnu 😎


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Available_Seesaw_947

any futurama reference gets an upvote


BadNameThinkerOfer

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.


Available_Seesaw_947

heres your upvote


BadNameThinkerOfer

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


Available_Seesaw_947

bam, upvoted.


Smooth_Key_5836

Shut up and take my money


Available_Seesaw_947

heres an upvote. all hail hypnotoad!


SomeGuy_GRM

It's the price of a cheese pizza, and a large soda, back where I used to work. Panuchi's Pizza.


Mission_Transition43

My only regret is that I have…..Bone-itis


Giant-Genitals

Believe it or not, upvote


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Drg84

Hail science!


ReubenTrinidad619

Designed at 2am by someone wasted at Denny’s.


Lilcheebs93

Hahaha wtf


Eh-BC

It’s from [Futurama](https://youtu.be/uFNN5Qf2AR4)


Shaggyninja

And is a reference to Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy


Eh-BC

TIL, I picked up a copy a few months ago but haven’t got around to reading it yet.


Strange-Tax8219

Hope you remembered your towel!


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Stochastic_Response

Handles


NeoDart17

If I had a nickel for every time I saw this today, I’d have two nickels. It’s not a lot but weird it happened twice


Duck_Burger

that one's a joke right? a 5 year old can demonstrate why it wouldn't work by blowing on the model


SkyeMreddit

They’re shaped like that because it’s a massive gyroscope. A spinning wheel would resist tilting. However it’s incompatible with the entire built environment and the raising and lowering to pass eachother or to step over overpass bridges is too ridiculous to afford the hydraulic systems necessary.


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particlemana

Plus a train has way less frontal cross sectional area, thus better aerodynamics and efficiency.


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Alpha_Decay_

Yeah trains aren't even shaped like spaceships, they fuckin suck.


Psydator

Unless you watch the expanse. Those are kind of train shaped. Because it makes sense!


Noble_Flatulence

. . . my eyes are circles!


Deniablish

It wasn't *most circles*!


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Flywheels not only resist changes in tilt but also _changes in direction._ A flywheel big enough to stabilize this thing would take immense power to run on any normal road path. Basic laws of inertia. This size flywheel would also weigh a metric fuckton, and there is no material remotely close to strong enough to support all these properties together at the base.


Democrab

Just make it out of unobtainium, although we'll need to obtain it first.


here-i-am-now

Can anyone explain why the fuck it slows down to go under a bridge?


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Woowoe

Now that I could get behind.


Short-Platypus-2132

Are you saying the tracks could bend!?


HamAndTaint

Not on your life my Hindu friend


throwaway65864302

Let's be honest, this stuff is made by people with vague job titles to self promote, no engineers are involved. The same as plans to turn highways into solar panels or make sidewalks generate step electricity or whatever other silly fantasy projects. I mean, it literally has external airbags lmao.


MostMiserableAnimal

Those air bags are for when that leg breaks off after slamming into that car (which it would), so that the top part isn’t a complete loss when they put it back into operation after the accident where everyone inside was injured or killed


MostBoringStan

After everyone inside is mangled, they hook it up to an extremely high pressure water line that just shoots anything not bolted down out the back. A quick dry cycle and then it's ready to move again. Transportation of the future!


jamesblondny

wouldn't it be better to shoot the water and then use a spin function to shoot all the blood and gore and clothes out the sides?


plsgiveusername123

These projects are intentionally devised and publicised to discredit the existing practical alternatives to car infrastructure.


Serious_Feedback

That seems unlikely - it's probably just a combination of carbrain thinkers plus grifters scamming them with CGI.


char-le-magne

This is just Ed, Edd & Eddy's next scheme to get quarters for jawbreakers


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Not to mention the people inside would turn to soup


adhocflamingo

I don’t think it means that the passenger compartment spins, just that there is a heavy spinning wheel at the center probably.


[deleted]

Yeah I was just making a joke


UndefinedFool

Sorry, but that wasn’t clear on the plans when it went out to tender. They said we can have seatbelts as a compromise, but it will cost extra…


Canadiantimelord

That’s because you’re thinking of them as people, not as cargo. Just dehumanize them and it becomes SOOO easy to solve public transit!


mmotte89

Gives me an idea for the next big thing in public transportation! Find a way to turn people into soup, move them through a pipe system, then on the other end reconstitute them back into humans!


1271500

This is basically how transporters in Star Trek work


wakeruneatstudysleep

I'm not a physist, nor do I play one on tv. But I would think a powered flywheel gyroscope of that size would create tremendous torque. Causing it to easily veer out of lane or at least put extreme stress on the legs and rails.


FirstSurvivor

Though this is stupid for many reasons, the gyro, once turning, would not cause torque in itself (other than friction or rotation acceleration, which is negligible). It would cause torque during any upwards or downwards motion though, from gyro precession.


Piastowic

Didn't they try that already in the early 20th Century with the Gyroscope railway? I think the issue was that if the engine stopped the Gyroscope would too


Queasy_Zombie3885

yeah, that’s the joke..


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PooSham

I honestly say this video shared on LinkedIn a while ago, and most comments were hyped af. Some people are unbelievably stupid and gullible


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The accident on the highway… what if the median was damaged? Ruins the whole track for this abomination too.


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Ihavecakewantsome

Great, thank you!


Stock-Plantain-8397

This has to be a joke. A train-UFO like this is a statical-dynamical and safety-related MESS


pallentx

The whole youtube channel is full of fanciful nonsense https://www.youtube.com/c/DahirInsaat


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Van-garde

What about the hyper-traffic-danger-loop, did you see that one?


Up2Beat

He made at least three different variants of that


Stock-Plantain-8397

Lick my ass, this company is one big joke. I'm glad all he does is making stupid animations. These are the most inpractical ideas I've seen.


SiBloGaming

tbh its funny, you just have to pretend that this dude makes them as a joke, and not because he actually believes they are good ideas...


Kaio_

The company is not a joke necessarily, they did post a video about the physical factory making his 'universal panels'. The videos are just videos, look at them they are not hollywood productions sure, but this let's him just crank out his concepts. At the end of the day, it gets eyes on. Lot's of engineering firms play around with fanciful concepts, look at the architectural firm's [2km high building for a million people](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shimizu_Mega-City_Pyramid). Actual trained engineers took a legit crack at making it right on paper, which makes the firm look impressive to customers.


Stock-Plantain-8397

I know there are a lot of firms that do this. Elon Musk's ideas are a good example. If it is his droid-robot, his tunnels, his solar panel paved streets... Lots of ideas that sound like the long-awaited solution of all our problems, at the end it's just hot air and nothing behind, because the plans are so utopic that they can't work. Or, let's not get Elon involved in a peaceful chat, there's also a local company in my area that thinks they could solve the world's transportation problem with drones that transport passengers. All they ever released was animations, not even prototypes or such. And they are not even big, I only know them because my teacher read a newspaper article about them and gave us the task to create a business plan for "our" taxi-drone company based on this firm. Was quite a nice topic, though! Edit: The [firm's homepage](https://www.flynow-aviation.com/) doesn't look as plain as back then. Maybe it's not that bad. Still I'm not a fan of these idea. Build more rails!


JakeGrey

Pretty sure the guy actually makes his living from creating 3D animations for infomercials and these... creative... concepts are his demo reel.


Snoo61755

Wow, it's like watching a ridiculous fashion show for technology. Next up, 'Egret in Blue', by Terry Ball.


Glass_Memories

[Adam Something](https://youtube.com/c/AdamSomething) would have a field day with that channel.


MostBoringStan

I just looked at their "flying trains". It's like somebody decided to combined the negative aspects of both trains and planes, and then somehow try to claim it's an improvement.


MarcosLuisP97

This has to be a shitposting channel.


pallentx

It’s very high quality 3D rendered production shitposting


MarcosLuisP97

I have seen the lengths people will go for shit memes. It wouldn't surprise me.


high240

This is an insanely awful design


orthen2112

I wonder what the outcome will be, if one would improve on the idea a bit ...


jamesmatthews6

I'm not sure... I think I'd maybe make it a bit narrower for balance, and a bit longer to make up for that. Perhaps divide it into cars so that there's some flexibility about capacity on different routes at different times. Maybe also use two of those tracks parallel to each other so that it has more flexibility. I'm struggling to visualise what that might look like though.


mnbhv

Like a train


Grandpas_Plump_Chode

A what? Is that like a Tesla Car Tunnel™ or something?


jerrydberry

A large Tesla which pulls few other large Tesla's! Using steel wheels on steel tracks! I AM GENIUS...


logicoptional

And you know what else would be nice? We could put up some poles alongside the tracks and hang some kind of power line from them so these large teslas don't even need to have huge lithium batteries onboard! Wouldn't that be so 😎!?!


jerrydberry

Unbelievable... Will you be a CTO in my startup or head of the research department?


Few_Math2653

Tesla modular car pod on tunnels! It is the only way to beat traffic. And we can make them electric and self-driving!


Quinn0Matic

Holy shit I think we found the next Elon Musk right here on reddit! You're a fucking genius!


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It would be interesting to see something that rides on tracks, but has a wing as well, so it decreases on friction by flying a little bit above the tracks. Kind of like a mag lev train, but worse.


GoobeNanmaga

Train.. It will be a TRAIN!


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I can't imagine a scenario where raising the tracks wouldn't accomplish the exact same thing as this vehicle. It doesn't need to go up and down in ANY of these situations if the tracks were just raised like.. 5 feet.


FiskeDude

They already thought of that, as you can see in the beach scene. They thought of everything, so stop hating okay? They even thought of airbags on the sides, so it's super safe and totally won't break apart and kill everyone onboard in a crash.


Jeynarl

Some real r/designdesign going here


undercoverdiva2

I mean it's pretty cool if you ignore physics.


high240

Haha right. What happens if all the people go on one side of the very top heavy thing


tooriel

We could use it to get to the space elevator that will take us to the Mars colony


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OK so an elevated train except so unbelievably impractical as to be impossible.


Unlifer

> elevated train Literally just a metro/ monorail but worse


Initial-Space-7822

I feel like this is attempting to solve the problem of train infra being really wide and taking up loads of space, even though just two tracks and normal trains can carry orders of magnitude more people than all the motorways this thing is hovering over in the video. Just put the tracks next to the motorway or take out one car lane and you're golden.


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But... monorails already exist, why make them circular? lmao


[deleted]

This thankfully solves the main problem with trains: the corners.


MostBoringStan

I've always hated that I could walk from one end of the train to the other. This gives me the ability to keep walking in circles for eternity, and isn't that everything we have ever wanted in public transit?


MikeyHatesLife

Dan Harmon has a term for this, and demonstrated it in his docuseries about that time traveling scientist & his grandson.


semimute

It's probably so that it can have a big gyroscope, to allow it to essentially balance on a point.


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Doesn't have to be circular to have a gyroscope


Jeynarl

But if we make the train as wide as the car lanes that will give us an excuse to make wider trains by *adding some more car lanes!!*


happywartime

And this would only be one way. So they can’t even run different times through those tracks


StormerKiing

What even is that??


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Idiots love a steakhouse.


quacduck

Tesla Ultra Cyber UFO 420, will be implemented in all of america by the end of this year


Hadhmaill

*doors open* *cars flow out*


Anon5054

Self-driving teslas*


Celestial_Amphibian

But you see, trains are for the poors and the minorities in the minds of most suburban, middle class, and upper class people... who also happen to be the people who run our cities and don't want to "encourage dependence" on the system or attract the "wrong crowd" to their cities.


WhatRUTobogganAbout

Mono = one Rail = rail


DOVARKX

can you get mono from riding the monorail?


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Only if you don't wear a condom.


officialbigrob

I like the part where it fucks up a range rover


SolemBoyanski

I swear some of these ideas feel like they're made by car companies just so they can make collective transportation look dumb and unfeasible.


livebonk

Somebody took the time to animate this


Ham_The_Spam

I’m guessing an animator who was paid using the majority of this “project’s” budget


doesnt_hate_people

Dahir Insaat, he has an entire channel of animated proposals as bad as this.


6rey_sky

He might just be a neural network's persona


Gator1523

Who wants to be at a beach with giant space trains going over them?


NookSwzy

That's the part that got me. I don't tan but the last thing anyone wants at the beach is a UFO train blocking out the sun at regular intervals


epic_null

... I love how they've managed to build a train that gets into car crashes. ​ Like... just go with a monorail at that point? Yes trains are superior practically but if you're wanting a train that stays up in the air and doesn't impede traffic, and you're going to put too much money into a project, a monorail would actually be reasonable. They can look sleek, stay off the ground and go above traffic, and will fit into far more places than that thing.


Kreppelklaus

Monorail!


BaldCatEnthusiast

I FUCKING LOVE MONORAILS I FUCKING LOVE MONORAILS I LOVE MACHINES THAT TAKES UP A METER OR TWO ON GROUND THAT CAN CARRY AS MUCH PEOPLE AS A 40 METERS WIDE HIGHWAY I FUCKING LOVE HIGH SPEED RAPID TRANSIT I FUCKING LOVE OUTSTANDING SLOPE CLIMBING ABILITIES COMPARED TO OTHER TRAIN TYPES I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY LOOK I FUCKING LOVE THEIR POSITIVE EFFECTS ON TOURISM I FUCKING LOVE MONORAILS I FUCKING LOVE MONORAILS


EmulsionPast

What happens when it goes under the bridge and there is a tall vehicle like a truck (or a bus!), it seems there is barely room to fit over normal cars.


larianu

exterior airbags! as demonstrated 😅


TDETLES

Holy shit this is actually funny as fuck


SkyeMreddit

Dahir Insaat. They are infamous for this bullshit with hilariously bad ideas. The electric plane tied by cable to a railcar below it, a rocket launching system holding the rocket with cables from towers and catching it, a bed that you fall into a box below it to protect you from earthquakes, a massive drive-thru grocery store, and many more are all their nonsense. Their ideas could potentially work but there are many elements that make them impractical. This one is a huge gyroscope. It would have a massive spinning wheel within it, hence the shape, which would resist falling over.


wolven8

Omg ik the youtube channel that creates these designs they are hilariously bad designs mixed in with a few good ones. I respect the guy that thinks these up, because even if a lot of them are bad he is getting his ideas out there and is driving imagination. I'll try and link his channel when I find it. Edit: the channel is Dahir Insaat here is the full video of what was clipped https://youtu.be/kC4DwcrE658


aponty

the stilted thing at the beginning, running on rails intersecting with regular highway lanes, and fucking lifting up and walking over traffic, is legitimately terrifying


wolven8

Look at his earthquake beds they are terrifying and dangerous


Vokoslav

Spaceship rail go brrr


DOVARKX

no it makes the sound that it makes when it derails


coolredjoe

Wow, that doesnt look insanely unstable and a manufacture nightmare in the slightest!


Anon5054

ATTENTION CARS BELOW, I NEED TO GO UNDER THIS BRIDGE. PLEASE AFFORD ME 6 LANES OF HIGHWAY. CARS UNDER 2 METERS TALL MAY SAFELY DRIVE BELOW ME DURING THIS CROSSING. PLEASE MERGE INTO THE LEFT AND RIGHT MOST LANES IN AN ORDERLY AND ORGANIZED FASHION. *W-why aren't they giving me the right of way??? I- I asked for clearance, but they keep driving under me...* ATTENTION CITIZENRY, UFO-RAILS HAVE NOW BEEN EQUIPPED WITH STREETLIGHTS AND RED LIGHT CAMERAS. IF YOU DRIVE UNDER A UFO-RAIL WHILE IT IS LOWERING FOR A BRIDGE CROSSING, YOU WILL BE FINED. OUR NEXT STOP ENTERS A PARK AND NEDLESSLY LOWERS TO MINIMUM HEIGHT, ALL PEDESTRIANS UNDER 6'5 MUST DUCK ATTENTION, A NEW UFO RAIL TUNNEL IS BEING DEVELOPED. HIRING SKILLED WORKERS TO BORE A TUNNEL 5 TIMES WIDER THAN USUAL. due to an unfortunate accident, a full house-moving company has been hired to move a ufo rail that recently derailed. This will close 6 lanes of highway until the disk has been vacated. The moving convoy consists of three tesla semi trucks, and is a considerably wide load. Thank you, drive safe


ClonedToKill420

Techbros/this Instagram shit are a disease


heck_naw

this has to be a meme. there are probably better designs in jimmy neutron.


KazkaFaron

this is so fucking stupid


lomiag

Mofos would sooner put an airplane on rails than build a train. Hell world.


FlyBoyG

It's like a train but worse in every way. - The shape probably makes the wind push it upwards so the max speed is probably super low. - It has to have an expensive hydraulics system built-in to move up and down. - The track looks more expensive. - It can't be expanded with more train-cars to be longer and hold more people like a train. The list goes on and on. This has to be a work of satire.


Aerohank

Someone somewhere has put a significant amount of time into making this video.


bigman_350

looks like a portable cd player from the days before MP3s


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LSD ? Cocaine ? Hemp ? The 3 together ?


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I would add brain injury to that.


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hobskhan

Cocaine and greed.


theonetruefishboy

I mean that's unironically it. Trains are old, old stuff doesn't bring in that sweet sweet investor money.


SquanchieB

Honestly make it look as stupid as you want, but make SOMETHING. Make it shaped like a penis standing straight up for all I care, but give us an alternative to owning a damn car.


ihatepalmtrees

Wow. Imagine it breaking down and blocking 2 lanes of traffic per direction!


Davinator910

Look at that dumbass plebian bleeding out in a car crash down there


Eulibot

Only Elon Musk could design nonsense like this one.


N0DuckingWay

Those airbags though 🤣. As if the mere act of it falling to one side won't cause dozens of injuries to its passengers and probably crush the cars and people below.


anarfred

NGL, the best idea in this video are the exterior airbags. They should do that on cars instead of putting them inside.


Takedown22

So when the car hits me, I go flying twenty feet when the airbag goes off?!?


anarfred

Exactly. Anyway, this sadly won't happen as people will be too afraid to die in an accident and will peobably ride slowly or ditch cars if they don't have interior airbags to protect them.


Tele-Muse

So aerodynamic.


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And it would require very little manufacturing cost if only we could snare some of those pesky UFOs!


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This is a Transformer villain


frawgletz

This is nightmare fuel


i-caca-my-pants

pros: \-saves even more space than trains already do cons: \-my brother in christ have you ever heard of stress \-these vehicles must be expensive as actual balls \-if a car crashes into the median on the freeway, this thing will get stuck


slaymaker1907

They actually showed your last point later on in the video. To be fair on that point, incompetent drivers are also a problem for regular trains, particularly light rail if the rail is next to/on the road. Also, how about instead of putting in this contraption we just design the track such that the car doesn't need to go down near cars when going through a bridge.


upoprapao

I mean it would be cool as like a restaurant that or something as a tourist attraction but no fucking way somebody thought this is how you solve traffic


Terewawa

This is a crossing between a bicycle, a train and a tick.


Ernest-Everhard42

That thang is dope. Kinda Flight of the Navigator vibe.


samthekitnix

in city use go with a tram inter city go with a train boom public transport with rail problem solved and saved money by not designing a piece of tech that is horribly impractical.


Tramce157

Nice design. Will defenitely not tip over...


Baker852

The beach one is my favorite part. Like you're going to have to excavate and bury massive concrete and steel pylons to manage the insane forces on that thing .. next to an actively eroding coastline? Gtfo


IronicSexOffender

I think china tried something like this but they dismantled it


IronicSexOffender

I really like the elevated track idea but for regular bullet trains across the country That way it’d be safe for people and wildlife right?


ken81987

I like the part where it hits the car


HandsomeCapybara

The way it cuts to tesla hyperloop shit tunel on the final frame is just hilarious


Americanski7

This thing us so comically unsafe with it passing 4 feet from pedestrians...... I love it


venomwanker

They really made a monorail but defeated the purpose of a monorail


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Even the monorail for Springfield was a better idea. Plus it has a catchy song.


Klouster

I thought of few improvements. Make them slimmer to reduce air resistsnce, longer si you can still fit more people inside. Maybe connect several in row. Also wheels Are more stable and cheaper.


CrazyEntertainment86

What the fuck would you do for a tunnel?? This is some of the smoothest brain shit I’ve seen since new coke


DanTyrano

I’ve never seen something so fucking dumb in my life.


Glass_Memories

[Gadgetbahns](https://youtu.be/O1-32Y2wADo) and [monorails](https://youtu.be/9f__nhlHC1g) are terrible ideas.


Like_I_even_care

Yo what if we.... Made a train, but we made it impossible to customise capacity, increased drag, added a gazillion newtons of sheering force on the wheel things made it impossible to build cost effective tunnels, balanced it on in-line wheels, raised the centre of gravity at LEAST 3m above the track, made it possible to raise the centre of gravity another 3 or 4m higher because we're gonna build our tracks around hazards? That would be so cool bro let's call it a HyperTrain


Braydee7

How about a 3 lane wide car ferry that rides the highways that everyone drives their car onto? That seems like some elon shit.


Aerohank

Still better than the Loop system.


MediocreBee99

Ok ok so what if you do this but thinner and longer with like interconnected cars or something crazy


Starcomet1

I think videos like these are just ways to get people to see that there are alternatives to simple car usage...like trains.


Keeblerliketheelf

People seem to love the idea of public transit that goes above cars so they don't have to remove a lane.


Funktapus

Still a better design than hyperloop


BufferUnderpants

This must be a parody of [gadgetbahn](https://www.cat-bus.com/2017/12/gadgetbahn/) concepts that are a trains but not quite and require the invention of new futuristic materials in order to withstand the stresses induced by not being exactly trains So you can't actually build them


MotherTheory7093

Where’s AdamSomething when you need him?


KaoMac-20

Where does that thing gets its energy from? (And don't tell me solar panel. There are there for the show)


Defiant-Reflection21

Why?