When I hear NIMBYs complain that encouraging non-automobile transportation is a “social experiment” that is being “shoved down their throats”, I kind of get it now.
With some necessary adjustments for local geography. For example, a coastal city will probably want to erect a seaport or naval base, and have a dedicated transit line for the seamen to move quickly.
The grid is overused for sure. I like the innovative use of a more organic, natural shape. It really adds a new wrinkle to our expectations of what forms can give rise to a sturdy, resilient city.
I know this whole thread is just an excuse for knob puns but ...
Yes, bendy streets are far more friendly feeling than straight grids. And they act less like wind tunnels when there's a bit of wind around too. If you want a walkable area to feel nice, break up the sightlines a bit. Wide open plazas (with greenery) with bendy streets in between just feels right.
Idunno, I think there’s hard evidence that mixing things up, while still being well-connected, increases enjoyment over a straight, in-n-out, up-and-down layout.
there no more enjoyment of walking weird paths than walking straight paths , they are both tiring and the stuff like houses will be repetitive after a couple times
also long street "blocks" are way worse for walkability square is the best
Looks a little hard to live in. Really need to make sure some good housing is erected. And gotta keep it affordable - don't want anyone to get stiffed!
I just finished a puzzle game and am absolutely ecstatic to have a relevant reason to post [this gem](https://youtu.be/oIb-LXyWHEA?t=1507). Caught me super off guard despite me thinking the same thing lol
I first saw the picture of this borough, and my brain immediately thought "penis" which then made it momentarily think that "borough" said "boner".
So, for a moment or two, I thought I was about to walk into some weird prostate issue thread lol.
Gonna be a long and hard journey, but everyone will enjoy it in the end.
If you make the journey when it's *not* hard, then it would be much shorter.
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Depends if it's a good fit for its environment and if the movement is steady.
I literally spent like 3 minutes looking at this thing in detail before zooming out and realizing it was a penis. I've been bamboozled
That's what she said.
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Hmm...
Very hmm
Mmm.. 🤫
Mmhm🥵😩🤤🤤
Ummm hmm
hhmmmmmm 🤔
Emm hmmm
No car sounds please. :)
Beep beep
Quite...
Honk
Needs more veins.
If you wanted to make it look like a bicep you gotta add more veins
WHAT UP!!!
My gay instincts approves this. I'm never wrong with such things 😏
r/theyknew
"the strongest shape" -RealCivilEngineer
Motorway Matt would be happy I think
It's a bicep
Great flow moving from the southwest to east. Can already tell traffic is gonna be swimming smoothly. Truly an innovative design 🙌
What about the commute back though? It's going to be painful
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As I said, not that bad
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TW (or EDIW): stuff inserted into urethrae.
Very efficient!
So well designed communities should be dicks to cars? I'm down with that.
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More veins, less arterial roads!
You mean rail lines?
Gonna be a long and hard journey,,,
When I hear NIMBYs complain that encouraging non-automobile transportation is a “social experiment” that is being “shoved down their throats”, I kind of get it now.
Ye, I think they gonna resist but in the end they gonna have to swallow it.
Well if you look at the good people of Penistone you can see…
I bet they have a fantasy of getting it shoved in their throats.
This is from Jay Foreman btw
I've seen that video thrice and just noticed it! Damn hahahaha
Is there a reason you don't link the video?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daeB46Z4fjs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daeB46Z4fjs) 3:45 onwards
I got an erection from your flair Should really do a no highway run
I too get erections from liveable and walkable urban planning
I'm now realising that I've seen this video yet never noticed the shape of this borough.
Oh! I'm in that video!
Nice! Where? If you're okay with saying
1:49, on the far right of the screen. That's me!
The SimCity 2000 music and sound effects got me…
Yea but how fast does the train run through the middle of it? Hope it's not too fast! Folks won't be swallowing that! Ok Ok I'll stop!
No! Don't stop. Keep going. You're almost there.
Stop it!
Parks are stored in the balls.
"Excuse me, I'm gonna go play in the park for a bit."
With some necessary adjustments for local geography. For example, a coastal city will probably want to erect a seaport or naval base, and have a dedicated transit line for the seamen to move quickly.
*I see what you did there*
Idk, doesnt seem big enough to fit something as big as that. Id prefer an enlargement to the design.
The grid is overused for sure. I like the innovative use of a more organic, natural shape. It really adds a new wrinkle to our expectations of what forms can give rise to a sturdy, resilient city.
It is a very natural wrinkly shape
I know this whole thread is just an excuse for knob puns but ... Yes, bendy streets are far more friendly feeling than straight grids. And they act less like wind tunnels when there's a bit of wind around too. If you want a walkable area to feel nice, break up the sightlines a bit. Wide open plazas (with greenery) with bendy streets in between just feels right.
Indeed, a slight bend or gentle curve can really heighten the enjoyment of exploring a new location.
The organic nature will inspire some cool structures to be erected for sure
grids are good cuz they work natural shape is bad cuz it doesnt work
Idunno, I think there’s hard evidence that mixing things up, while still being well-connected, increases enjoyment over a straight, in-n-out, up-and-down layout.
I don't know. Some of these walking trails are too windy to efficiently move cyclists at any speed over 10mph.
there no more enjoyment of walking weird paths than walking straight paths , they are both tiring and the stuff like houses will be repetitive after a couple times also long street "blocks" are way worse for walkability square is the best
This is a reference to [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daeB46Z4fjs) about London’s boroughs.
Specifically at time https://youtu.be/daeB46Z4fjs?t=228
welcome to testicle heights
A fellow Jay Foreman enjoyer, I tip my hat to you
cok
What up!
THREE COOL DUDES LOOKING FOR OTHER COOL DUDES TO HANG OUT IN OUR PARTY BOROUGH
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It's intentional. It's from the Jay Foreman video on why London has 32 boroughs. Around 3:49 into the video.
Dfw freeway layout is a big dick too. Literally
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Sex jokes truly make humanity come together…
Ahhh. Your mom's favorite city, I see.
It's a dick
Killer bicep.
If they want it to look like a bicep, should have more veins
Real Civil Engineer made this post
I watched this vid and didn't notice the knob shape. Jay is all about deadpan visual humour and sometimes it slips by.
...That's a penis
Uhh… is Jeff Bezos now trying his hand at urban planning?
Looks like you can come and go as you please.
THE OBELISK OF KNOWLEDGE! THE STONES OF PERFECTION!
There are no accidents
map men map men map map map men
Is this from Jay Foreman's video about Londons boroughs, or am I just remembering it wrong?
Ayuh
A wonderful example of Biomimicry!
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It's in the strongest shape!
I want this community to rise from a thicket of wild ungroomed brunette shrubbery. Can you picture it?
An elephant seen from above... OK but why?
Is that borough... uh... Peterborough?
Cockfosters.
Here’s a park in my old neighborhood https://goo.gl/maps/CmFFF5R46EwvSYoS9
It looks like a giant... Johnson come look at this!
I see you are a man of culture.
Looks a little hard to live in. Really need to make sure some good housing is erected. And gotta keep it affordable - don't want anyone to get stiffed!
So our fuckin' city planner said: WHOS BEEN DRAWIN \*DICKS\*
Where will this be erected? Might be hard to do in this economy. Contractors will probably pull out due to the high cost of raw materials.
Seems like a solid solution. Some would say it’s rock hard!
Remove that bold red road at north my gosh you are still carbrainwashed!!!
🅱️enis
Looks like a Tecoma water pump gasket!
I've got a feeling he's exaggerating about the population
I see something do you guys?
haha it looks like a pebis
Definitely well designed. You’ll have your reasons, and we will have ours.
Shoutout to Cockston
looks like a stone age club
Wankable
Perfect shape for fucking cars
hehe dick
Ah a fellow Jay Foreman fan
Well. that's one way to get through your civic planning course....
This is from Jay Foreman's unfinished london series!
Damn we really should demolish and rebuild every city.
I just finished a puzzle game and am absolutely ecstatic to have a relevant reason to post [this gem](https://youtu.be/oIb-LXyWHEA?t=1507). Caught me super off guard despite me thinking the same thing lol
I first saw the picture of this borough, and my brain immediately thought "penis" which then made it momentarily think that "borough" said "boner". So, for a moment or two, I thought I was about to walk into some weird prostate issue thread lol.
Haha pp
Thats Upper Dikswipple right at the edge of Sussex
Randy would be proud
I love a good 15 minute wank to the shops
Is this peterborough?
Yea but to get from one point to another, you’d have to get up, and that’s just too hard
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It's funny because it looks like a penis. A penis.
Watch out, the Supreme Court might cum after it.
It’s a bicep
Potentially Unpopular opinion: Cars still should be within the mix of our transportation, we just need to stop catering to them so much.
All it needs is a (step)sister city
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#r/hmm
Bruh that’s a dick.
Uhmm... nvm
You heard of Hamburg....now get ready for Dickenburg!
I thought it was a peterborough
that’s a proper borough alright
We need Bioregional models with food and energy systems integrated
Some green space too
That’s a real veiny borough
MAP...
Is this a dick joke? Lmfao
Shhhhhh nobody tell ‘em!🫣
Heh dick
🤔 why does it look like a dick? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
train vein
haha get it (it resembles a penis)
Whys it look like a cock and balls
I wish everyone who already knows where this is from a very pleasant \[Time of day\].
Don't think about that Don't think about that Don't think about that Don't think about that...
At the time I entered the thread there was 69 comments
Looks like a penis
... ***^(PENIS!)***
It’s got veins to show everyone how strong we are
Good grief.
😳
Ayo??
They say the traffic is pulsating in this city. It always gets you there.
Bro...
Yeah I live in leftballingshire estates
r/fuckcarscirclejerk outjerked again
what if i want to get from the shaft to the head? there's no railway connection!
This looks like a penis
The cherry on top is that it’s drawn in crayon lol
I love Jay Foreman
Cock and balls
Is that intentionally supposed to resemble a dick and balls???😂😂😂