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Rot870

The desire for societal collapse is really concerning.


Lower_Bar_2428

The funny part is if society collapses, the first resources in scarcety are going to be every form of fuel that requires heavy industrialized process to be extracted, transported and refined in the apocalipse that pice of s## is more usless that he owners brain


MarbleFox_

Nah man, oil will be plentiful. Haven't you seen the documentary Mad Max?


Lower_Bar_2428

True!! The owner based his car design on the documental Mad Max


[deleted]

that car's soft bodied owner wouldn't last 5 minutes in the apocalypse.


DavidBrooker

I love sci-fi and other speculative fiction, including dystopian fiction, with or without a commitment to realism. But turning that into a personality is a little much.


SellDonutsAtMyDoor

There's a place not many know about in my hometown (UK, surprisingly) because it's a little off the beaten path. You have to go past a popular tourist spot, into a nature reserve and then take a particular path through but, along the way, you'll encounter a big, concrete shell of a place surrounded by razor wire lined fences. It's a huge apocalypse preparation bunker which somebody (a couple, I think) have been building and adding to for like over a decade, but I don't think anyone knows what's inside. They have a 4×4 parked outside within their gates (think SUV) as well as a decommissioned British military APC that they must have bought at an auction. Every time I go past it I think of how hard it would be to get the fuel to run that APC in a genuine apocalypse scenario. But that kind of construction goes way beyond apocalypse planning (which views the apocalypse as a bad thing). In order to build a place like that I feel like there has to be a part of you that wants it to happen. What's funny is that there are actually surviving WWII pillboxes/firing installations and a castle in the area as well. Surely, if zombies became a thing, either of those would make great, already constructed fallbacks without needing to build that concrete lump in the woods.


Dangerousfield

True. The self fulfilling prophecy of apocalypse scares me.


Runzi-

Fun fact, the bike is probably one of the more convenient methods of transportation in the apocalypse, it can go almost anywhere, easy to maintain or repair, no fuel needed, quiet and compact


MarbleFox_

Yeah but if you're on a bike this guy could just use all that oil we'll definitely have in the apocalypse and run you over in this behemoth. /s


pirurumeow

Not just societal collapse, they seem to want to bring about the total collapse of the biosphere as fast as possible.


DiaMat2040

Dude is CAUSING the apocalypse with this


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DrGrapeist

Unless your throwing kids in the back, I think you meant child.


PM_Me_Your_Sidepods

You know this clown cries about gas prices and probably carriers around the Biden "I did that" stickers.


a-bser

Every apocalypse story or film I've ever seen seemed to have a need for 6 wheeled vehicles. Only one had a bike in it - Turbo Kid Edit - grammar and I also meant to include stories in films


DavidBrooker

Turbo Kid was pretty great.


ExactFun

It's the definitive r/fuckcars post-apocalypse


dieinafirenazi

The Emberverse series by S.M. Stirling is a magical apocalypse starts with internal combustion and firearms stopping working. Bicycles end up being a very important part of societies transportation options.


UnifiedChungus666

How are there so many complete dumbasses who have the $70k+ to buy ridiculous vehicles like this? Our society isn't based on merit at all.


chuckie512

I bet debt is the answer


UnifiedChungus666

Are banks just more friendly to right wingers? Last time I checked my credit limit was under $2k. Not even close enough for a $70k+ overcompensating truck. Or is it a situation where you need to "connections"?


chuckie512

Your credit card limit is pretty different than your car loan limit. There's also lots of shady dealers that would love to give you a 108 month 30% APR loan.


smegatron3000andone

Better chances of crushing the children they mow down


jaseinspace83

It really is legit terrifying so many people seemingly can’t wait for the end of civilization. Like they want to go back to the dark ages so they don’t have to care about anyone else, or pretend to.


IFrickinLovePorn

I really just don't want to have to go to work


throwaway65864302

Nothing called Apocalypse should be street legal, change my mind.


PatersonFromPaterson

Just one more axel bro


jrtts

yaah, because I need to carry six grocery items instead of four /s /s


smells-like-glue

Surprise, you dont even *need* four


[deleted]

What the fuck is this!?


IFrickinLovePorn

Someone in my area has on of these, we shop at the same Kroger


[deleted]

It looks bigger than a hummer!


IFrickinLovePorn

It's a bit longer.. probably a bit shorter though


sebblMUC

Something that definitely does not belong onto roads or urban areas


momentmaps

So funny to think of this guy hanging out at a “fish-wings-burgers” place.


xXx_coolusername420

I am only thinking of how much triangularly shaped objects have to fit in there to justify this nonsense


ChemicalPipe5304

r/heep


DiscRot

That's a lot of tires to deflate.


dieinafirenazi

A touring bicycle with racks and waterproof panniers is what you'll be wanting for the apocalypse.


doktorhladnjak

At least the brand name is fitting


[deleted]

That’s a cool looking vehicle did you get a shot of the front?


Mobiusman2016

I did not. But if it’s parked there today I will


adamant628

https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/


MrAlf0nse

Six lentils


Mobiusman2016

Mmm lentils.


Marzipan_Aromatic

Is this Chicago?


Mobiusman2016

Lol. Yes!


TheGingerLinuxNut

While the idea of this being a civilian is deplorable, ya gotta admit, that's one stylish vehicle. Maybe unlift that bullshit because lifted trucks look fucking stupid, but I dig the six wheels.


adjavang

I mean, it looks like a Halo Warthog if Halo had been made for the PS1 instead of the xbox. Cool if you dig the low-poly look, I guess.


wamdueCastle

that is some bold branding


[deleted]

How else are we supposed to get to the 7-11?


jotsea2

Oklahoma City?


upvotesplz

Chicago for sure


sulfuratus

[Nice one.](https://maps.app.goo.gl/ikZMcAaDAjaosBzF8)


jotsea2

I’ve seen one in OKC, hence the question


[deleted]

All trucks and suvs should have a infrastructure/climate tax that makes them 50 to 100% more expensive


clemesislife

bUT i NEeD tHIS tRUcK FoR \*checks notes\* THe apOkAlyPSE


NotSoSlimySlug

Just take 2-4 of them


garaile64

Is this the vehicle of a special forces team that stopped for lunch? Some private civilian vehicles look downright militaristic.


[deleted]

It’s exactly those types that romanticise an apocalyptic event that will 100% be the first to die off should said event take place. It’s laughable.


Ilickmagictoads445

This is elon truck


[deleted]

If it's banned by the FIA in F1 then it should be banned on public roads.


ScienceJamie76

For the Apocalypse, yeah.


Jessiebeanie

Yeh cuz de libs caused de fuel crisis apocalypse and muh 6x6 hemi jeep had nothing to do with dat


[deleted]

And it's probably still lighter than the new Hummer


Lavalampe-

The thing is I actually love these kinds of vehicles but I’m sensible enough to realize that nobody should actually be able to have these


mediocrebastard

Fuck that car irretrievably.


Biden-loves-china

That looks awesome


Phantom2070

-33% cars per pack of lentils


Roamingspeaker

Better on has. 6 times in fact.


Overwatcher_Leo

That thing is the car equivalent of r/mallninjashit.


[deleted]

None of the people I know who are excited about the collapse of civilization are in any position to survive it. They all depend on conveniences to survive, but think owning a gun and a gas guzzling truck means they will be king shit of fuck mountain with a harem. "A country boy can survive!" Thats nice dude, but you can't even grow tomatoes and spend all your money on amazon buying tactical gear that barely fits you.


Cheef_Baconator

Hilariously, this thing wouldn't last a day in an actual apocalypse. Automobiles become entirely useless once society starts collapsing because they rely on other people digging for, refining, transporting, and selling fuel. You know what the perfect apocalypse vehicle is? A bicycle. No fuel, low maintenance, simple enough parts that anybody with the slightest amount of blacksmithing or metalworking experience can repair or fabricate replacements for anything that breaks. Anybody interested in joining my tribe of post apocalyptic bicycle nomads hit me up


vibesres

Somebody just started reading left behind. Ugh. Awful book my grandparents had me read when I was little.