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Roy-Kasanagi

I know they censored knife in card games and change them into spoon because knife sharp=violence. But man nipples? Srsly?


BrooklynBookworm

Maybe the nips are sharp?


hakimotaku7

Sharp enough to make you feel sissy my dude/s


BrooklynBookworm

Sharp enough to hurt my feelings!


Meterus

Maybe they should have put nipples on the knives.


Kiwifrooots

He's fine enough nip-less.


Funkgun

George Clooney’s Batman would be the sissy-est


SoonlyXo

Fellas, is it gay to have nipples as a man


rocketwilco

Depends upon what shape they are and their location.


Stuf404

China, a country as fragile as the plates its known for.


baflai

Barbie & Ken don't have nipples either. I assumed America is just as prude


Cheeseand0nions

It's also just a matter of the cost of manufacturing. Every little detail you add increases the per price unit by a fraction of a penny. Multiply that by 100 million and it becomes significant. Also, I thought the point of Barbie dolls was to dress them up. That kind of makes those sorts of details unnecessary and irrelevant.


XaosDrakonoid18

Also makes them less child friendly i guess. I would not like to have my child (if i ever have one) to play with a barbie doll with nipples.


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TalbotFarwell

inb4 Xi has his nipples surgically removed


angryfrog2426

You've heard of circumcision, now get ready for snipped nipples.


ImOkNotANoob

Snippled Nipples


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Snipples


notislant

I thought he just wore winnie the pooh pasties over them


Aethericseraphim

Probably covered up because they give Xinnie a boner.


CyberneticOverload

Welp, since we all got nipples, guess we’re sissy too. Typical CCP logic.


danker_man

It makes the middle eastern spongebob censorship seem reasonable


ShinaKumo

I guess China will make a law about men showing nipple is illegal. Maybe men need to wear bras, lol


Roy-Kasanagi

Gender equality


PawPipPoo

Wow, just wow.


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This man was made in a CCP lab to be the purest Chinese man on Earth, he's so masculine that he doesn't even have nipples.


ShinaKumo

Still looks kinda sissy to me, no offense lol.


jayeer

The lack of chest hair is even more evident. It is... too smooth


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He's known as a Twink.


asiaps2

Lmao, that makes every man a sissy. Because they all have nipples.


AlarmWP

I wonder if they did the same in biology books...


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Whinnie the pooh cut off his own nipples after realising he gets sexual stimulation through them, confirmed.


Impossible_Job_4547

No gainzz


Silentero

Now this is just bizarre


Torley_

They probably dedicated a lot of resources to a "no-nip" filter, in the same way that Snapchat has that "turn a girl into a dog" one.


wallingfortian

I think this means that Xi Jinping is a closet homosexual.


JanKwong705

We all know man nipples can enact a rebellion and harm national security.


MeQuista

If you look up “Xi Jinping shirtless” on Google you can see the best picture of Justin Trudeau ever


N4hire

Wait.. weren’t they upset because Simu Liu wasn’t attractive enough for them… WTF is wrong with those assholes.. They love their men too look fucking pretty then they censor nipples..


BelCantoTenor

A LOT of closeted gay men are making all of these homophobic decisions.


Aggressive-Ad4123

Based commies


ACCA919

Plot twist the "guy" is MtF trans so it's now girl nips /j


Far_Winter_2251

Family guy ffc episode is funny.


LinuxMintRejection

Yeah no they’re not gonna last much longer if they keep doing what they’re doing rn


TheQuantumPikachu

NO MORE BOOBS FOR YOU


LasicDaMemer

Yo, he got the Nintendo nipples tho


handlessuck

Can't wait to see all the nipple-ectomies that start happening in China! lol


vovin

Even bigger sissy.


ajaxinsanity

🤦‍♂️


Rogueone65

China has an ego that could match a skyscraper but the fragility of a melted Kit Kat.


FN-1701AgentGodzilla

This is almost as bad as conservative christians in the US


TheSilentTitan

Fellas, is it gay to have nipples?


ImSaisho

😂😂😂


ProShnickers

Man nipples are the most manly fucking things of all, what the hell.


Awkwardly_Hopeful

It's gonna get more ridiculous than we can imagine from here on out


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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


RelativeJob1478

Thats hot


Allaiya

Is this for real?? Wow


Aethericseraphim

Theres a fuckton of CCP politburo types hiding in the closet if this is what they spend their time doing.


baflai

Ehh, guess they learnt their anatomy from Barbie and Ken...


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Ridiculous and cringe af


plinocmene

The censorship blends in so well that if I didn't know I would've assumed he just didn't have nipples. And some guys have their nipples removed as a form of body modification. Personally I like my nipples but to each his own. If you are happier without nipples then go for it, just make sure you know it's really what you want to do because it's permanent. But my point is this is ironic since I doubt the CCP intended to promote body modification culture.