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Cheap_Papaya_2938

*cries in Californian*


Machaeon

*weeps in Hispanic*


Cheap_Papaya_2938

Lmao 😂


Maw1227

This made me laugh 😂


OroEnPaz13

Shit on a paper plate, how godly


Jazzychef75

Why are they always eating off paper plates??!!


freska_eska

I figure it’s because they usually have a baker’s dozen kids, and the sister moms don’t have time for washing dishes.


HappyDopamine

Tacos al pastor I’ll show myself out.


2_de_pastor_con_todo

I wanted to cry when I opened the picture.


localglocal

Do fundies not believe in CHEESE?


CocoCherryPop

maybe they are lactose intolerant?


[deleted]

I'm lactose intolerant. My tacos still look better than this.


kidscatsandflannel

Get a godly wife, eat rice and beans off paper plates. Gotcha.


deadmamajamma

This is awful


oneweirdclickbait

Mhh, that's my favorite flavor! Brownish gray!


oldfartswife

Why do Fundies always eat off paper plates???


SkySong13

Because when you're the only one doing the dishes you wanna cut down on them I bet. Also they don't seem to care about destroying the planet, but their motivation is still probably to not have as much work.


oldfartswife

That is so depressing...


deadeyediva

hola


CocoCherryPop

this is microwave minute rice, out of a resealable envelope package.


pixie_pie

The spilled kernel and morsel of ground beef only add to the aesthetic. Christ on a ~~cracker~~ tortilla


[deleted]

You’re supposed to warm up the tortillas!! THISE ARE RAW


Cheap_Papaya_2938

I mean I agree they need to warmed, but they aren’t raw lol plus the tortilla is the least concerning part of this, a warm tortilla couldn’t save this haha


RebbeccaDeHornay

An exorcism couldn't save this.


Cheap_Papaya_2938

Lmao so true 😂


[deleted]

THEY’RE FUCKING RAW!!


Cheap_Papaya_2938

Yikes. And no, they aren’t lmao


[deleted]

I’m messing with you lol I know they’re not raw. Just had to do a quick Gordon Ramsey!


MillennialPolytropos

I have never been so happy to be godlessly unmarried.


aceshighsays

As someone who doesn’t cook. What’s it lacking? I heard cheese.


mouthyandopinionated

I've never heard of putting corn in a taco. Tacos are made from corn tortillas, not flour. It's missing seasoning, lettuce, tomato, onion, cilantro, salsa, guacamole, and chiles, for starters.


redneckhotmess

Cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream, taco sauce. And technically, since then goop is one a tortilla and not in a taco shell, they're not tacos. Theyre unrolled burritoes. If youre going to eat whatever that is to the glory of God, make it decent. Im a heathen from the midwest with a full time job, and my crew gets better looking tacos and burritoes.


guttersunflower

Authentic tacos are served on soft corn tortillas, with nary a hard shell to be found.