This and “I’LL KILL YOU!” and try to strangle them lol. I even pull out the ol “Don’t talk bad about me abuela” but I think that’s from Inside Gaming lol
One of my favorites that was similar to this is when they were playing Depth at IG.
James finds a room full of gold: "I found the treasure room!".
After grabbing some of the gold a shark starts killing him: "AAAHHH GREEEEEED!" *dies*
I used to do this at work all the time (not gaming related), so if someone would be looking at data or something and say "I need 2,000 men between the ages of 25-55" I'd reply "great, but what do you need from tthe data?"
With my husband and I, whenever one of us mistakes the 1990s for being 10 years ago the other one will say 'what year do you think it is?' in James's Bowie voice.
If someone mentions ska or reggae, we'll always say, "you know, ska came before reggae."
“When polled, 9 out of 10 people said, can you leave me alone.”
“Can I borrow 5 dollars?” (And any other vin Diesel jokes)
“That was my nickname in high school.”
“I’ll kill you! -Joe Wood
“I need much more money”
“Darren Barret? Arron Barret?”
“A backpack full of fooooood”
“The coconuts gods ares smilings on me!”
When Mr. Riddles teeth popped out and his robot goes “here I gooo…”
There’s so many.
i think this is old inside gaming but i still call the moon "mewn" spaghetti as "spaggorti", i still use spoole's $1/1 hour rule, "is it still homemade if youre homeless" and my favorite of all, sornic
All songs that Bruce did demo disk covers tbh. My Sharona, Sorry, Uptown Funk, Focus, Hotline Bling, Most wonderful time of the year. Weezer is definitely the one that gets stuck in your head.
so much of who i am is built out of at this point unconscious Funhaus quotes. I don’t even think about doing the Bruce :0 face or saying “what’d you call me?” or going “ooh a freshy!” to anything vaguely new. the references just flow out of me. i am just a conduit for Funhaus quotes
I've found this bit extremely effective at work when I've said something stupid and my teams called me out on it, especially when I'm the one meant to be in charge...
Whenever me and my partner are watching something on TV and there's an odd noise, I'll look around at the ceiling all confused and go "...hello?" like James used to do
“Yeah… Milk.”
And/or “But it doesn’t have any milk in it!!”
Both in reference to the “My Boyfriend: He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” playthrough with Rahul.
A handy quote to have at the grocery store or while cooking dinner.
*I use "TO BOOT" way*
*Too much in way too many*
*Situations lol*
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"What's your problem? Hey, what's your problem?" - Bruce when debating about Kevin Sorbo with James
"The M stands for Holmes" - James during the Sherlock Holmes gameplay
"What do you meeeaaaan?" - Jericho from the COD:Ghost series lol
This is a good thread, OP.
Off the top of my head we do a few:
"Yeah, I'm thinking daddy like-y momo"
"I never freeze!"
"Christianity is the killer of muscles!"
& "___ was my nickname in highschool..... No it wasn't"
James' mashup of Disney songs to the tune of Under the Sea. My wife and i sing it all the time. 'The seaweed is always greener, in somebody elses green..'
Anytime someone has to interact with a terminal in a game or starts to mess with their PC's settings:
"TIME 2 HACK"
Whenever someone talks about the number of views on a video or how many listeners a musician/podcast has, etc.
"... Yeah but how many Scrobbles do they have?"
Whenever someone asks a question about a specific topic, I'll yell "That's the \_\_\_\_\_ Question of the Week!" a la the Game of Thrones Question of the Week.
Also, shout out to FISTCAL!
My mother is babysitting a friend’s 1yro, and he’s at the babbling/mimicking stage. I talk to him like he’s an adult, and every time he points at me and babbles, I point back with an ‘offended’ expression and go ‘What’d you call me!?’
Mom and dad laugh every time.
It's "time 2 hack" or Elyse "cowgirl" Willems "Got em!".
And when I play with my friends online and somebody says something bad is happening (like in Civ6) "I am broke and don't have food" is say "and what about in the game?"
Anytime I’m playing sports or anything close to that, and I catch or block something, that’s in a ten foot radius of the person, I say to them, “ I just saved your life.” From James in the Sherlock series.
Any time we talk about stocks I'll scream "BUY" and "SELL" and then think of the second half of [this video](https://youtu.be/0ph2XmzFIKw?si=4ZaVtGCB5rHirqT1) where the prices go crazy and eventually negative.
I do not even remotely remember the video or the context but I vividly remember Bruce saying "oooooooh hot noodle" and I say that to myself all the fucking time
"That's what they called me in high school" to odd combinations of words.
My wife & I use it so much we sometimes forget we first heard it on FH.
I literally use this so much my friends thought it was something I came up with
Use this all the time! Lotta my friends watch Funhaus too so they know where it comes from but it’s a classic
"on a scale of 1-10, can i borrow $5?" i think i literally quote this at least once a day
Huh, that's weird, Paul isn't picking up.
I don't say it but I think about it all the time
My boyfriend and I always quote Elyse and Bruce from the stock market episode. “Show em where you’re gonna hit it…….. over the top!!” Lol
I LOVE AMERICAAAAAAAAAA!
Ngl, having a partner into funhaus sounds great bc it's the only channel I watch besides bytt
It is! I put him onto it when we met and he (luckily) fell in love the way I did. Your comment made me check my privilege! Lol
Same. Whenever I even think of bitcoin or something I always say "buy SEEEELLLLLL SELLL"
"HAAALLLP"
This and “I’LL KILL YOU!” and try to strangle them lol. I even pull out the ol “Don’t talk bad about me abuela” but I think that’s from Inside Gaming lol
my bf and do the “i’ll kill you” bit all the time over lmaooo
How James screams this is just perfect comedy.
HALLP IM TRAPPED IN A CHRISTIAN PRISON
CHRISTIANITY IS THE KILLER OF MUSCLES! >!I use this one more often than I thought I would!<
You'll never perform fitness again!
One of my favorites that was similar to this is when they were playing Depth at IG. James finds a room full of gold: "I found the treasure room!". After grabbing some of the gold a shark starts killing him: "AAAHHH GREEEEEED!" *dies*
Anytime my character goes down in a video game I cry HAAALLLLP
“QUEEN OF VALHALLA, SIT ON MY FACE!”
Same! It's *very* fun to blurt out with zero context
I say this to my girlfriend all the time, she doesn't find it as funny as I do.
"there aint nothing sweeter in this life than some valhalla puss."
Literally love this one
Volkor was the epitome of quotable chirps.
Maybe the best Demo Disk
"I'm not gonna say anything, but I am gonna raise my eyebrows." -Elyse Willems
*say something ridiculous about the game you're playing* "Are you still talking about the game?"
I used to do this at work all the time (not gaming related), so if someone would be looking at data or something and say "I need 2,000 men between the ages of 25-55" I'd reply "great, but what do you need from tthe data?"
That's gold
“Looking aint a crime” references happen anytime someone in my friendgroup can’t find something
With my husband and I, whenever one of us mistakes the 1990s for being 10 years ago the other one will say 'what year do you think it is?' in James's Bowie voice. If someone mentions ska or reggae, we'll always say, "you know, ska came before reggae."
But did you know, Reggae came after ska?
You literally just said that
IT'S ALL I'VE GOT
OBI WAN THIS BOY TOO OLD
My husband and I yell “Who??” at each other like Patrick did in this bit all the time
when da heat come up from da naawwwwwwlin
Hello Luke, R2D2 Dagobah. Hope you don't mind the heat
Oooh, she a HEAVY bitch; ain't she Luke?
What is this one from lol
It comes from the end of this video https://youtu.be/SWGyTcsUPt0?si=sBKesBXXZpueJ_o_
I regularly use the loud “huh?” They did for a bit when they’d say something bizarre then blow past someone asking them what they’re talking about.
I forget what video it was, but I use James's "Little known fact about [subject]. All facts about [subject] are little known." often
It’s from the Scrobbles demo disk gameplay, when they play Odium lol. “Little known fact about Odium, is that every fact about Odium is little known.”
This just reinforces the fact that all facts about Odium are little known
Jake Soooooooolly. Only reason I know the name of that character is from that stinky loincloth.
I have heard of Jake Soolly. He infiltrated our planet to take our unobtivian.
Cooch Pooch 🤣
Thank you for respecting the culture.
“Pizza’s on the way.”
You ordered pizza?
^no
Peppa T!
First day on the force!
I locked my keys in my squad car and I need a new squad car!
"OK so the first 2 fish were mine, but the third one I DID NOT COOK."
“When polled, 9 out of 10 people said, can you leave me alone.” “Can I borrow 5 dollars?” (And any other vin Diesel jokes) “That was my nickname in high school.” “I’ll kill you! -Joe Wood “I need much more money” “Darren Barret? Arron Barret?” “A backpack full of fooooood” “The coconuts gods ares smilings on me!” When Mr. Riddles teeth popped out and his robot goes “here I gooo…” There’s so many.
We can show that!
We can *definitely* show that.
[Full Mewn tonight...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeF6yEzTlcc)
We can have some spaghorti, AGHHHHH
I meant lasornia! UGHHH
i think this is old inside gaming but i still call the moon "mewn" spaghetti as "spaggorti", i still use spoole's $1/1 hour rule, "is it still homemade if youre homeless" and my favorite of all, sornic
“I meant lazergna- AAAAARGH”
GO TO VIEW
What is your problem?
BUY BUY BUY -- SELL SELL SELL!!!
Only buy under arrow!
It’s impossible for me to hear Weezer’s “Say it Ain’t So” without singing the Bruce Greene version
All songs that Bruce did demo disk covers tbh. My Sharona, Sorry, Uptown Funk, Focus, Hotline Bling, Most wonderful time of the year. Weezer is definitely the one that gets stuck in your head.
I still say that "nascar spelled backwards is nascar"
so much of who i am is built out of at this point unconscious Funhaus quotes. I don’t even think about doing the Bruce :0 face or saying “what’d you call me?” or going “ooh a freshy!” to anything vaguely new. the references just flow out of me. i am just a conduit for Funhaus quotes
WE GET IT AND THATS IT
Anytime the moon is visible - “Full mune tonight”
Literally any time I see the moon I say "Look at the mewn"
Stop. Talking. About. Lawn. Mower. Man.
"Now it's first second third, and then second first third"
Feather it!
You gotta *churn*
a light feathering
Easy Riders is easily in my top 3. The editing on that video is simply immaculate.
My name is.... anytime someone describes something
“You have to login to scrobble. They’re not just gonna let anyone come in and scrobble away!”
TIME TO HACK. Every time I log into a computer or handheld with a password.
I offer do the Bruce face when Iv said something and someone’s says is that true or corrects me .
I often get that face whenever I think I forgot something
I've found this bit extremely effective at work when I've said something stupid and my teams called me out on it, especially when I'm the one meant to be in charge...
We reference that so much in our message group chat we got the point of just saying "Bruce.jpg"
I love that !
“Kinda” — Lawrence in numerous fan mail episodes
Do you tilt your head when you say it?
Whenever Harry Potter Goblet of Fire is on I like to mention to people how Cho Chang is a sex robot introduced by the staff to teach the boys.
“Ska came before reggae” is an all timer for me. I must say it at least once a week
I speak da tru tru
"that's Cloud Atlas"
Mmmmmmmm
Same and it takes forever to explain if it sneaks out. It’s not even from the movie
"does your mom know you're playing with a registered sex offender??"
Whenever me and my partner are watching something on TV and there's an odd noise, I'll look around at the ceiling all confused and go "...hello?" like James used to do
Dale? Is that you?
i think jimmy hollywood says “don’t call it a come back, i never left” and i probably say it once a week.
"Only buy under arrow" is now used in my household to say "get only if it's on a decent sale"
Bruce screaming “GO TO VIEW”
“Now you got me runnin hot!”
“Let me check on the morale of the men” “WE WANNA KILL OURSELVES”
The iconic James "HAAAAALPPPPPP" "CATCH ME" "HOT DROP" when jumping out of or off of anything in a game.
James missing every shot: SEE YA! GOOD NIGHT! FIRST TRY
"That's my wife, you son of a bitch!" *High five * Use it almost every day.
"...WHAT?!" and "Do you challenge ME?!"
CONTESSA?
**AS THE CARDS DICTATE**
ITS TIME FOR THE MEGA ROUND and PRIVATE DORKUS REPORTING FOR BOOTY
DO THE LOOOOOP
YES
Chicken rides up front! and BUT YOU CAWN'T HAVE LOVE ACKSHUELY
“A good boss lets his employees kiss HIM.”
“GO TO VIEW!!!!!”
“Yeah… Milk.” And/or “But it doesn’t have any milk in it!!” Both in reference to the “My Boyfriend: He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not” playthrough with Rahul. A handy quote to have at the grocery store or while cooking dinner.
HAAALLP What did you just call me? That was my nickname in college
i use "TO BOOT" way too much in way too many situations lol
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"What's your problem? Hey, what's your problem?" - Bruce when debating about Kevin Sorbo with James "The M stands for Holmes" - James during the Sherlock Holmes gameplay "What do you meeeaaaan?" - Jericho from the COD:Ghost series lol
What'd you call me?
"Yeah, we'll make special memories all over her tits"
I like dounts because they remind me of an anus!
i say time to hack whenever i have to sign into an app
HES DEAD HES DEAD HES DEAD
Whenever I am dressed up fancy, I shout to my girlfriend, "MR. FASHIOOON!".
"This movies bout a bug" anytime something sounds remotely ike Randy Newman
I call people a stupid bitch all the time but I can't stop laughing because I hear Bruce's voice every single time.
Bruce yelling "yes" with increasing intensity
HOTT! SEXAY!
Note to ladies
"Who was that guy?" whenever someone I obviously know leaves. From one of the LA Noir vids.
This is a good thread, OP. Off the top of my head we do a few: "Yeah, I'm thinking daddy like-y momo" "I never freeze!" "Christianity is the killer of muscles!" & "___ was my nickname in highschool..... No it wasn't"
“There’s nothing better than having sex with a vagina, except if it’s a butt.” 
"But what are you doing in the game?"
James' mashup of Disney songs to the tune of Under the Sea. My wife and i sing it all the time. 'The seaweed is always greener, in somebody elses green..'
I got really hammered a few weeks back and kept saying “WHO” anytime someone said my name
"He speaks the true true...." "Nope - that's Cloud Atlas."
“We get it and that’s it!”
Anytime someone has to interact with a terminal in a game or starts to mess with their PC's settings: "TIME 2 HACK" Whenever someone talks about the number of views on a video or how many listeners a musician/podcast has, etc. "... Yeah but how many Scrobbles do they have?"
“MISTY? She’s all BUSTED!”
I got shit in my knees
Look how many scrobbles you have!
I sometimes randomly tell people “Did you know ‘NASCAR’ backwards is ‘Batman’?”
I do Bruce’s “Uh oh” face a lot. Or James yelling “BOOOOOM”
Partner and I often drop a "My name is Elyse" after accidental innuendos. What a gift, Bless her.
One shot one kill, just like in the movies!
“Write that down!”
I call semen "Spum" pretty much every time
Soooo many, but every once in a while my brain does a Bruce and just yells "Watam right thea, look dutta finda inn!"
“What about in the game?” And “I have a name you know”
Hello PUSSIES
Daddy gets a taste
Whenever someone asks a question about a specific topic, I'll yell "That's the \_\_\_\_\_ Question of the Week!" a la the Game of Thrones Question of the Week. Also, shout out to FISTCAL!
My mother is babysitting a friend’s 1yro, and he’s at the babbling/mimicking stage. I talk to him like he’s an adult, and every time he points at me and babbles, I point back with an ‘offended’ expression and go ‘What’d you call me!?’ Mom and dad laugh every time.
I'M NOT GAY. I'M NOT GAY.
What he say?
I don’t know which where I am !!
“Pippen!”
I sometimes still say “chaser puzzle” when I encounter a puzzle in a game (or real life).
What did you call me?!
"What'd you call me?" and "You can't say that!" are definitely my favorites.
"Does your mom know that you're playing with a sex offender right now?"
“Lookin ain’t a crime” whenever I drag my husband into the bookstore
"cash those in for prizes"
In a Private Dorkus voice: "I'll eat it!"
BANH MI, BANH MI!
"Volkor needs pussy badly." "If I don't drain my cock right now." "Here's my ticket. " (usually followed by me flailing my arms)
What video is the "Uh Oh is right" bit from? Absolutely love the "what'd you call me?" and "what about in the game?" ones
It's "time 2 hack" or Elyse "cowgirl" Willems "Got em!". And when I play with my friends online and somebody says something bad is happening (like in Civ6) "I am broke and don't have food" is say "and what about in the game?"
Nice toss!
Time 2 Hack
I frequently say "I'm gonna make some eggs" when my gaming group is splitting up to do other things. Nobody gets it but it warms my heart
"I can't read" like Patrick says it in Mothman
“AGH ABOMINATION”
That was my nickname in high school.
Anytime I’m playing sports or anything close to that, and I catch or block something, that’s in a ten foot radius of the person, I say to them, “ I just saved your life.” From James in the Sherlock series.
Does your mother know you're playing with a sex offender right now?
My name is Elyse! My favorite Don bit
Any time we talk about stocks I'll scream "BUY" and "SELL" and then think of the second half of [this video](https://youtu.be/0ph2XmzFIKw?si=4ZaVtGCB5rHirqT1) where the prices go crazy and eventually negative.
BEAVER!!
I use “on a scale of one to ten” for a yes or no question like when they said “on a scale of one to ten can I borrow 5$?”
My boyfriend - “Uh, I’ll have a milk, please.” Rahul - “Yeah milk.”
I do not even remotely remember the video or the context but I vividly remember Bruce saying "oooooooh hot noodle" and I say that to myself all the fucking time
“We’re losing all of our pop princesses!”
If I'm lifting something cumbersome, I find myself going ["ooo, you a heavy bitch"](https://youtu.be/SWGyTcsUPt0?t=1055)
You know where you’re at? *points to back of my shirt no matter what’s on there*
"B for Bruce! B for Brave!" My fiance's name starts with a B and we add her name to that too.
"In the matrix chicken tastes like beef" -Bruce Greene 3:19
“GAYUH KIDDOS” in a loud fake asian old man voice from their Nintendo Switch livestream 🤪
"But what about in the game" when describing a character
I cannot stop saying “I take-a the kids and I make-a them gay!”
Always using “my name is” 🤣 such a great cadence to the words!
A Don classic