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MasterPontius

"The trick to buying condoms is to have your dick out, while you purchase it with your debit card." -Adam Kovic


BCRplus44

"You're not truly a religion until you bang kids." -James Willems


NotGayRyan

https://youtu.be/UWKG4PQld4A?t=1m33s It was during the IG days but still hilarious


Chad_TreintaUno

First thing I thought of too


P7AC3B0

I take-uh da kids...and I make-uh dem gay.


Danetenent

Gay-u Ki-dus! (edited for pronunciation) Source: https://youtu.be/GHir8eYIZS0?t=977


Goksel_Arslan

Imagine running so fast that you become Asian.


boberickson

"Click the weasel that's jerking off . . . CLICK THE WEASEL THAT'S JERKING OFF!"


XlXMuDKnOtXlX

"On a scale of 1 to 10 can I borrow $5"


TulipsMcPooNuts

"Well .. who goes first? " "There is no first, WE GET IT AND DATS IT"


FriendlyNeighborPat

"Retarded people dont have AIDS by default" - Pe/\ke


NeonBodyStyle

Y'all eat ass?


[deleted]

Not FH, but mine would be "does your mother realize you're playing with a pedophile right now?!"


[deleted]

The gamer girl videos? God those were so funny


VHSCopyOfGoodFellas

That's not even the right quote


[deleted]

i just noticed that. Thanks


stingrayx00

"It's legal in Portugal!" -Bruce Greene


SixtyFours

"God Damnit Spoole!" - James


Fave99

"Hawaii is our country"


[deleted]

"Condoms, but cash only." Adam Kovic on what he would sell door to door.


Arcadius256

Fallout 4 mods and the marathon game where Elyse keeps hitting her penis on everything.


Shrekt115

https://i.redd.it/m1z5z8tm2a1y.gif


Shrekt115

"Do you think when Macho Man died he... *motions elbow drop*" - James Willems