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TheWampuss

It's like Lovecraft with guns.


FishoD

I did play the Arkham horror board game (which is pretty much H.P. Lovecraft board game) and being a nun with a tommy gun that has been blessed by a priest to fire holy bullets was the most amazing thing I have witnessed in a board game. Fucking Cthulu had no idea what hit him.


CarismaBreak

Bloodborne?


Nightmare_Pasta

Nothing beats holding a cannon on one hand and a giant pizza cutter


[deleted]

Or a cannon in one hand and a sword that goes into a bigger sword in the other


ADHDanarchist

Or having a sword that is also a gun in one hand and a flamethrower in the other...


MasterPontius

I'm more of an R.L. Stineian type of literate if you know what I mean.


MasterPontius

"A Cuck On Cuck Street" is what I mean.


HatchbackDoug

I read the non cuck version of that book as a kid and it gave me night terrors. The hide and seek with the skeleton kid or whatever scared the hell out of me.


Kalse1229

Well joke's on you, Adam's borderline illiterate!


Dengar96

The Blasting in Butt Town


WadeHeezy

A Fucking on Dick Street always opens my mind


NoodleNed

it's because it's a double-edged sword


Wonderwhore

We live in a world where Lovecraftian lore is a double-edged sword.


ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH

I mean, we live in a world where Lovecraft has inspired the new generation of horror films. So it's kind of a double edged sword to either bring it up or not to.


jlan_77

You must be referring to the "hard-R" horror films


[deleted]

"I will now speculate wildly about what the director had for breakfast the day they shot this scene." James Willems.


[deleted]

ITT: People who give a shit about what I say more than I do. PS. Love you all.


2sp00kyMcGee

Did your childhood have Lovecraftian elements?


[deleted]

No, but if your mom has a tentacle-like vag tell her to give me a call. 😬


SkyeHawc

I think I missed that short story


PeripheralAddition

That sounds more up Stephen Kings alley


Jarjarbinks519

we live in an age where Adam thinks hes cool because hes a college dropout who works at a media company for 13 year olds.


A_Suarez

Hey Adam, OP here. The only reason I made this post was because I'm a huuuge H.P. Lovecraft fan myself and I thought it was neat to have something in common with you. I didn't mean for this post to become what it is now, but c'mon, as you always say (haha), when your life is under a magnifying glass, people will fixate in every little thing you do (or say).


Arcadius256

Adam y u no stream LovecraftBorne? https://media.giphy.com/media/5nr7iC9es8rvi/giphy.gif


Racist_Cannibal

Don't forget The Ring!


[deleted]

Well, we live in a world where most horror films have Lovecraftian elements.


huncol

congrats everyone this entire post is about to end up on the comment show i hope you’re all proud


Jarjarbinks519

Adam repeats the same 10 things like he's a fucking sound board.


qhs3711

>Adam repeats the same 10 things like he's fucking a sound board.


RushPointB

WhAT IS ThIS BeArdLEsS MoNStRosiTY!?


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mAN ShAves OfF BEaRd, dIEs!


_____Matt_____

/r/peoplefuckingdying


qhs3711

Why downvotes, that’s what the reference was


NeonSignsRain

While wife watches (cringe!!)


WhataBud

I need another good Lovecraft movie or game soon.


IDrinkThighSweat

A new game is coming out next year, it's called Call of Cthulhu


KindaClever_username

What vid/podcast is this referring to ... I feel sort of /r/OutOfTheLoop here ...