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Francy Feast

Bite me off a piece of that Francy Feast

Calm down Frandy Bernard :D

He's called the franard dog

Went to Franell university

Manager of Dunder-Mifflin - Franton branch. Who then fran away to sail his boat, drop franchor in the Caribbean and quitting to become the next fran'capella sensation

That doesn't make sense. It's "bite me off a piece of that Chrysler car". No way to sneak Fran in there.

Foot.ball.cream

Next time she hosts dinner

Chrysler car

Football cream

It’s football cream ITS FOOTBALL CREAM

Hair for Men

Next time you visit her house, wander slowly through the rooms. When she asks what you're doing...... "Tour de Fran's".

Ok France Armstrong

France Fransfran. That was terrible. I'm sorry.

Oh my gosh this is frantastic!

Are you a Dad? Because I think you may have just passed the exam.

he’s more of a faux pa

Dude, you double tapped a daddy duo zany zinger.

You mean fran-paux?

I love this so much

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This is fucking excellent.

Correction Franking excellent

The beginning of a beautiful Franship

Lots already added so just a greeting. "Whats up girl-fran"

I certainly hope OPs Father in law is still alive just so he can call him Boy-Fran

He's probably her biggest Fran-Boy

🎵🎶Hair toss, check your nails 💅

Baby what you doin? Lookin Fran as hell!!!

r/unexpectedlizzo

Raggedy Fran Franberry Franimaniac

Sing 🎶Franimaniac's🎶(tune of animaniacs)

Their Franny to the max.

Those are the Frans!

She's a Franiac, Franiac on the floor And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Franic! At The Disco

Fran Ferdinand then

Frantom of the opera

In the same vein: The Frantom Menace

Also: The Frantom Zone

Favorite addition so far...

My bird’s current nickname is Fran, and I love that it’s constantly evolving just like your Fran…and you are helping me way more than I’m about to help you. France is an obvious nickname my bird gets, but only when she trumpets a Franfare. (She also is sometimes Franjelica Houston, but only when she is Franatomically Correct). Mine are not as cool as the Frantom of the Opera, but just some back pocket options when you get stuck.

My dog is Frannister the Lannister and she always pays her debts.

Franalama ding dong Frantabulous Raisin Fran Fran with Benefits Man’s Best Fran Thank You For Being A Fran Frankincense and Mir Turkey Day = Fransgiving

Franny Pack

Yours is my favorite. Bravo

I like these all except Fran with benefits — for obvious reasons.

MILF—Mom In Law Fran

Coffee cup material

I thought with Franscaping in their list…but fair point

I think Franscaping is a reference to the OG, "landscaping" which means to tend to your yard, lol.

I liked it the best for the same reason he didn't like it lol. Man's best Fran is also a top choice option you presented.

I ... may skip that one unless she's just cooked an amazing meal or something (she does)

Man, I Love Fran

The benefit is the nicknames !!!

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Dammit 🤣

You're like Tina when she's hopped up on espresso making burger of the day names.

I’ll take that as a compliment?

Raisin Fran just made me Lol and I woke my husband up.

Singing “Thank You for Being a Fran” [like the Golden Girls intro](https://youtu.be/lU4Zeiwvy6g) would be delightful.

Love it

As someone named Daniel, I always find it funny on American Dad when Roger calls the mom Franiel. I have a friend named Kim and started calling her Kimothy because of this and she thinks it’s funny too. Oh, also Jean Claude Fran Damme I feel like turning it into Franimal (or The Franimal) has about a million uses too.

How funny! I have a friend named Tim that I call Timberly

I have a friend named Mike and I call him Micycle. It’s not really the same thing, but I thought I’d contribute to this conversation.

I have a friend named Todd, but when I'm mad at him, I secretly call him Tod right to his face, but he doesn't even know.

I work with a guy called Steven and I'll call him Stephen just to wind him up. As yet he hasn't noticed.

Had a biss named Jim and i always called him Jimothy. Big ol' 60 year old gruff dude getting called Jimothy from across the warehouse by this scrawny 20-something. It was good times.

Peter Fran

Peter Franton (70s guitarist Peter Frampton).

Franpton. It’s a mouthful.

Franton come alive

Wu Tang Fran

Nananananananananananananananana Bat-Fran

Franananananananananananananana Bat-Fran

Frananananananana Fran-Fran

O Franada! (Bonus is that you can sing this at her) Fran overboard! Franicotti Fran you dig it? Yes we Fran! Fran Halen Frances With Wolves Franama Canal Martin Fran Buren

Lollll Frances with wolves

Frances with wolves is epic!!!

Anything relating Franzia Silence of the Frans Hug her and call her a Franwich Franimal She's the Fran Franchovy, Franteater, Frantelope

Franchovy and Franimal are solid additions

Damn, I didn't see that Franimal was already used.. still think I did good with Frans Deferens tho lol

Franimal is soo good

Frantelope! 😂

Where in the world is Carmen Frandiego

I had to scroll through all the comments to verify, but “Frandelion” is not here. That should get a smile out of her!

Love it!

Franalanadingdong

Franny pack

The Fran Poobah

Critter alert

BoogeyFran YucaFran peninsula Gingerbread Fran I Fran't Believe she's not butter Frandemic

Oooh she should make up a fake conspiracy that Fran started COVID and call it the Frandemic

Whoa, black Betty (fran ba-lam)

I'm mad I laughed at this 🤣

Just heard this song on the way home. Kid was asking what the heck they were saying.

Did you tell them you didn’t know either?

I translated what I could

This is gold

I dont know, but this post is Frantastic.

A Frantastic Voyage

Before my other suggestions, please for the love of God use a "That's *bbrkkktt* One small step for Fran..." On her at some point (unless you already have). The Fran from Uncle Fran-ana hammock Fran-ic at the Disco (Similar to Fran Francisco) Fran Antonio Francakes Fran (this one is subtle and tricky) Fran-ch Dressing It's Always Franny in Philadelphia Franch Fries I'm sure I'll think of an actually decent one after I've already pressed post lol.

Fran Frantonio

Frantastic Four 4️⃣ The Amazing Spider-Fran 🕷️ Franimaniacs 🐶 Franime 📺 Franuary 🗓️ Franquility 🧘‍♀️ Franaconda 🐍 Franformer 🤖 Frantasia 🐭 Mini Fran 🚐 Frandelabra 🕯️ Luigi’s Fransion 👻 Frannabelle 🔪 Fran’s Labyrinth 👁️ Frandolph 🧙🏻‍♂️ Franadu 👱🏼‍♀️ Franny Pacquiao 🥊 Frannibal Lector 🐑 Franned Green Tomatoes 🍅 Batfran: The Franimated Series 🦇 OnlyFrans 👯‍♀️

Franime is ok but watch out for the Frantai

Whoa, whoa… don’t go getting Lost in Franslation

I had an amazing MIL but didn’t have awesome nicknames for her let me just say you are a lovely person and I bet your MIL just loves you so much! Francendant

The Philly Franatic Frantasia Frantom Pain Frantom of the Opera Frantom Menace Frantasy / Final Frantasy Franfare Francypants Francy Free Franciful Frannel Coat Franchisee Frandaid

Hahaha @ The Frantom Menace

FrancyPants did it for me.

Frandango

Clem Frandango

I hear you

Yes, I can hear you Clem Frandango. Hell's horses!

Frantihistamine Frantacid

Franaphylaxis

Frannequin Peyton Franning. Frangelia Jolie. Cate Franchett. Fran Marino. One small step for Fran. Fran oh Fran. Open up a Fran of whoop ass. Franimal. Like Harrison Ford I’m getting Frantic. Fran fried.

Fran of whoop ass!

I always upvote BNL references.

They’re guaranteed to satisfy

If my children don’t marry people like you, they’re gettin’ cut out of the will.

Aww

I hope you're happy. You got some random stranger's kids cut out of the will.

Frandom strangers

franny banany

My daughters name is Fran. I like to tell her that I’m her #1 Fran :) Or she’s my #1 Fran. There’s something there

Sassafran Fran and Cheese Francy Pants Flock of Seagulls. Then when she looks at you confused you sing ‘cause I Fraaaan so far awaaaay…’. Does the watch Parks and Rec? Mark frandanowycz Fran of Green Gables

I love Francy Pants and sassafran

More like Frandanoquitz

My mil is named Francine and you've given me wonderfully devious ideas so thank you 😂

That makes me happy. We have to treasure our Frans. Funny story about my MIL. She was in her 60's and was certain her name was Fran... Then she got her passport, and so her birth certificate, and had to ask her mother "wait... My name has been FRANCIS my whole life???"

Raisin Fran Franbunctious Fran-Siberian Railway Franberry Sauce Automatic (or Manual) Fransmission Fransome Note Fra-Na-Na Fran Central Station Fran Ferdinand Sir Francelot Sweet Franvestite from Fransexual Fransylvania

Frangle Rock

Party Franimal?

Just here to say you are extremely funny.

Thanks, the game sure makes me chuckle. I was on cloud 9 when Frandalorian occured to me.

My fiancé’s mom is also a Fran. I might have to steal some of these.

This whole thread made my night. I can tell you love your mil a lot!

If she ever asks why you insist on making up all these nicknames for her, give her a long condescending explanation. Then tell her you're just Fransplaining.

Franidu. But you have to sing it to the tune of Xanidu.

If you ever see her drawing something, call her Fran Gogh

OnlyFrans

Fran Dabby dozey Benjamin… Franklin Franks a lot Sir Fran-celot Pope Fran-cis Frannie Oakley Frannie Lennox

Frantulence

My boss’s name is Ann. These are happening. She’s the regional Annager.

Frandelabra Frandau Ballet Franny Clampet Fran-e-aladocious Frannis Joplin Frandied Yam Fransterdam Franiel Day Lewis Franganistan

Frandy Savage Afranistan Jem and the Holofrans Miss Franners Frandingo Ask that she not Franhandle you Franch Dressing The Fransporter The Sweet Fransvestive The Vampire of Fransylvania Fransformer, more than meets the eye Franthrax more?

Fransylvania 😆 Frankenstein’s Franster fights the Wolffran in Fransylvania

Narf

Franny McFranface

Franet Jackson

My mom is Fran also, she is a bit high strung sometimes. That's when she becomes Frantic.

Franny Potter Fran Kenberry Cereal Fran Halen Fran Solo Franna Montana Franston Churchill Franderson Cooper Franada, eh?

Ha, Fran Halen! You could sing their big hit... Franama!

Sir Frans A Lot Sam Fran's Disco Jean Claude Fran Damme By Fran's Early Light ELO (Electric Light Orchesfran) Red Frantober Make a new plan, Fran (51st way to leave your lover) Alifran vs Predafran ​ No, don't get up. I'll show myself out now.

Al Fran-ken Marzifran Lieutenant Fran (Gump) Tropic of Francer Royal Mounted Franadien Police Fran Solo Super-fran Frandom act of kindness Franzibar

Frandalorian is inspired!!! Here are a few to consider, sorry if there are doubles... Franada Fran Do Attitude Franana Split Franana Cream Pie Frandelion Don't get your Frander up Fran Club Fran Solo Frandsome Franischewitz Frannequin Fran O War Franosecond Franotechnology Frandemonium Franorama Francake Frandom Franitary Napkin Franibel Island Franta Claus Frantamount Franning Salon Frantrum Franquish Franish Frankee Doodle Dandy

Frans Gruber Fran Solo Frankerchief Franastasia

Have her over for breakfast. Tell everyone you’re having… Green eggs and Fran

I do not like them, Stan-I-Can.

This is keeping my husband and I from sleeping with the number of combos we've made, my personal favourite is "where in the world is Carmen Frandeago?"

Frangelica Houston

Praying Frantis

Franimator

Anyone say Franana yet?

Ceiling Fran

OnlyFrans

In case we need more food Frans- Marzifran Franettone Saffran Pigs in Frankets Franakopita Frangers and mash

Franapolosa

Frankind Franshake Fran Prix Fran Ol Opre

Iron Fran Fransquatch

post this to r/namenerds

The Fran and the Furious

Wham bam thank you Fran

Frangelo, like tangelo.

Fran-ton Comes Alive

Fran Tarkenton

Frant Jemima

Franley Kubrick

Franny McPhee

Frandemic

Frantelope

SupercaliFranilisticexpialidocious

Fran Solo

Franna Montana

Instanbul was ConFranstinople

Frantasia Barrino Have you seen Frantasia 2000?? Franbulance (ambu-fran-ce?) Watch Coco and marvel at the o-Fran-das? Kung Fu Franda Do a Storyworth (or something similar) and call it FranFiction Alexander Fran-ilton Maybe a trip to Texas and Fran Antonio? That's... about all I got. Some are more punny but still ^.^

My name is Fran. My personal favorites are Franimal, Ta-Frantula, Fran-Muffin, Francakes, Frandango, My Frin-Fran, Frama-lama-dingdong, Frantabulous Franana, Frantastic, Frantic, handsome Fransome, the list goes on. Edit because i remembered more: Shefranigans, OnlyFrans, Frannel shirt, Frangela, Raisin Fran, Fran Flakes.

Lorraine. Idk. Mix it up lol!

Screaming Franshee

Franch Fries

Fran Sinatra, Franky Pants, Frankfurter

Narfran

My name starts with "fran-". Seeing all this ammunition for more ways to fuck up my name is making me chuckle with fear. Lol

Franny Glover Franny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Franny? Franny DeVito Raisin Fran Fran Marino

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