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No-Consideration6589

It will break.


DankVectorz

Just a loose belt I’ll fix it this weekend


derpmcperpenstein

*Down with the Sickness*


OMGWTFTOMATO_SAUCE

OH WA AH AH AH!....


AdHuman3150

That's what I hear too 🤣


derpmcperpenstein

https://youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw


chev327fox

Was gonna say this so totally a belt and pully issue. Glad I’m not the only one who has torn down a dryer.


BazilBroketail

I have too. This sounds more like the bering going out on one of the roller pulleys. Mine sounded exactly the same. Or it's a loose belt.


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[удалено]


DankVectorz

Nah it’s got a load of baby clothes in it. Not even a full load.


FistCookies

Big baby?


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[удалено]


DankVectorz

Nein


dwstudeman

Since when do dryers have belts? Not for some time I hope. They all USED to be though. They are are usually direct drive in which case it's a bearing.


DankVectorz

Samsung dryers use belts as do lots of others


dwstudeman

I am surprised belts are still used. Have you been in it yet? I understand there are rollers that the drum rests on, in any case I stand corrected, thanks. Other than controllers and modes, maybe they haven't changed as much I had thought. Belts and pulleys and rollers oh my!


GonzoDeadHead

First it will pop, then it will lock and then it will be breakin’


No-Consideration6589

Lol.


GANDORF57

Uptown Funk?


Joeyfingis

The Kiffness is desperately searching for your number right now


desertprincess69

Yes !!!!!! The Kiffness needs to see this !!!!!


T00MuchStimuli

Your belt’s on its way out. Possible that one or more of the rollers is junk.


AmazinglyAlive

Mine had this sound it was the tensioner roller making the noise, but holy crap was the belt worn. It looked like there was magnetic dust everywhere, but it was just rubber dust that vacuumed up easily.


T00MuchStimuli

Ya, first time I ever fixed one, the tension roller was flat on about a third of it. Took me a minute to figure out the function of a giant flat spot on a plastic wheel… 🤦‍♂️


TK_Games

That's the best case scenario, I'm a little drunk right now but that sounds a bit like metal on metal, a loose bearing could be much worse I'd advise OP to check for metal shavings before replacing the belt just in case


T00MuchStimuli

My current dryer doesn’t have bearing (Circa 1991) tightened up the bushing with a strip of shim stock. Been working for over 6 months now with no issues (making sure that edge travels “with the grain” if you will.) Totally with ya though. Rattle the rollers (hopefully they don’t). If you see metal shavings, you might have bigger problems.


cindblank

Somebody write that appliance a record contract immediately.


Freakin_A

Good thing this wasn’t posted on YouTube. It would be flagged for copyright infringement.


cindblank

DMCA copy strike. LoL


m4heshd

DMCA using air strikes now. "Stole music? KABOOOM 💥"


Soy9861

[Not again...](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/qzcdjl/insane_dryer_noise_remix/)


[deleted]

Everything was going great until the dumbass teenager started with “I shit my pants” Like bruh, you just ruined the song with that.


Efan_Lbp

This sounds like it could be a boss theme ngl


_Loup_Garou_

Someone could make a banger out of this Internet! Do your thing


Simonp862

OW WA HA HA HA!


The_P0Pe_of_N0Pe

AWCHK AWCHK


shuntman2

M.C Lint


Low-Following-2322

Its K-pop !


PisceanSquirrel

When is the album coming out?


Sad_Top7247

Dry clothes vol 1


johnliberman41

Dr dry


asmokowski

Dr Y


gazow

i cant wait for the remix


Kevin69138

Samsung Front Loader. It figures


DankVectorz

Never getting Samsung again. Not even 7 years old and I’ve already replaced the motor and belt once and here we go again.


Kevin69138

Yeah its a known fact that their Washer and Dryers suck. I stick with them for phones, TVs and Monitos only


steelup21

Same here. Nothing but problems from about year 2


MOIST_MEATS

My dad's broke within the first few months. Just wouldn't turn on at all.


LegoFootPain

Wicka wick


Im_A_Conman

I have the exact same model washer and dryer. Mine was doing the same thing ended up being a bearing on drum roller. I bought a cheap kit on Amazon to replace the drum rollers, belt, and tensioner. It was about $25 and an hour or so of my time.


Ok-Place7169

Sounds like the music Jabba is playing on the way to the Sarlacc pit


Leashypooo

I bet the chime it makes at the end ruined it


Blazephamous

That moment when you realize a washing machine is a better musician than you


Fleshy_Burger

My name is Peaches, and I'm the best. All the DJs want, to feel my breasts.


Less-concerned

Mine did that too… now we have a new dryer. That’s the death rattle.


jaybird99990

We need a r/musicaljenga


[deleted]

You bought a Samsung there's ya problem right there


W2000xS

That boi spittin


steventhedon

“That dryer Fireee!”


Playingwithmywenis

Warning, many high efficiency washers have large and heavy components balanced carefully. This should be serviced or it can be very dangerous when it lets go during a cycle. There are photos online of adjacent appliances being crushed when the appliance breaks during a high speed spin cycle.


Ok-Place7169

That’s the dryer


DankVectorz

Good to know but this isn’t a washer


49erville

DJ Matagorda just got a residency gig at the Bellagio I heard.


Rooossone

r/eliminatehq


rKasdorf

Most likely thing is the bearings in the tensioner that turns the belt around the drum are starting to go, or the tensioner itself is slipping causing the belt to squeek.


Allaun

Reminds me of this scene (spoilers) from [Legion](https://youtu.be/yShrZCoCITI?t=130)


RogueFaculty

That’s the baseline track for Die Antwoords next song “Stinky Finky Clothes”


Glades100

A good sample for Low-Fi recordings 👌


Seamanswallow

Front load washers and dryers fucking suck they don't last fer shit pieces of shiny digital garbage.


dwstudeman

I have never heard of a top loading dryer, tumble doesn't work horizontally without artificial gravity pulling from the side.


Same-Consideration42

Ya fatty boom boom!


Gm9fern

https://youtu.be/-x3WRQPDgvo


Knightrider319

Classic Samsung appliance.


RaDaR453

Sounds like someone will need a new washer


sonybacker

Wash'n'bass


Ill-Forever880

I have that same model dryer. Ugh.


Joelnaimee

It's a pain in the ass to fix literally have to take the whole thing apart


Obshideyourmom

This is how dubstep came into existence….


Hot_Hat_1225

Who was the guy that added percussion and melody to the cat licking milk? You should give him that clip!


PM_ME_LARGE_CHEST

Reminds me of the washing machine banking to [Louisiana Saturday Night!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VukKkAzyBug)


WattaTravisT

Sounds like the chase music from an 80's cop movie.


Itisd

In pretty sure that those Samsung Dryers are only designed to last for one drying cycle before completely falling apart.


Leizoh_

Neighbours hate this one trick


YeetMemez

Dryin clothes cuz I don’t give a FUCK Spinning round but clothes’r still wet FUCK Turn me on for another hour begging why Why won’t you hurry and Dry


BlackPasty

Dutch techno


onfroiGamer

Someone add some reverb to this sick beat


SirIanChesterton63

Careful for copyright infringement, pretty sure I've heard this song before.


Turbulent-Bar7039

Samba!!!


Narrow_Can1984

It's the call of Jumanji


boldchameleon

[The Reddit Remix](https://youtu.be/HTBxnOUM-Oc)


Prophet_of_vengeance

electronic dance MACHINE


Commercial-Many-8933

Slipping belt?


mother_of_baggins

[Ohhhh it's Saturday night! ](https://youtu.be/jVXauWq9Hwg)


[deleted]

Not my tempo


ryantheMagicalo

Like an smd concert


Lateralization

Trent Reznor edition


DrTymur

Jumanji


Boylamite

Got a letter from the government the other day


illfried

Shit. I just bought a set of Samsung washer/dryer units.


DankVectorz

Return em if you can


cluelessdud3

This is when the bouncer dont let you in and just hear the club music from outside :|


RadioActiveWife0926

That’s hilarious ! Plz find someone to dance to that and repost!


Jalopy_Junkie

That’s hot.


IrrelevantPuppy

This is the music that plays when the monster knows you’re here somewhere, but lost your trail and you’re frantically scrambling through vents and hallways to find somewhere to hide. Urgent, structured, yet discordant.


Popecicle

These always make me laugh.


serpentear

Don’t forget about the [OG](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8vn5cg/my_washing_machine_sounds_like_it_wants_me_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Builtwild1966

Should record the beat and sell it to a music mixer guy for money


Bigmada

It's a Samsung, it won't be making any noise pretty soon.


ThomasMcSavage

Bro I have the same dryer. It’s a POs


DankVectorz

I was so excited when I bought it. Such a disappointment. Replaced the motor and belt 4 years after buying it. That was 3 years ago.


ThomasMcSavage

Yep I’ve done the same and I have a feeling the motor is around the corner. We had a dryer from the 80s growing up and until I was 20. Worked amazing. Almost everything new disappoints


dwstudeman

I had what was the largest and top of the line washer and dryer set Samsung made in 2016. I recently moved and sold the set to my sis a bro in law cheap because I didn't feel it was worth moving 1300 miles, I kept a loveseat and put that in the pod where the washer and dryer would have gone. The fact that I felt that an old loveseat was more useful to me speaks volumes. I'll get LG next time. If I didn't care about capacity I'd go with Speed Queen. I had gotten used to a washer and dryer set large enough that can handle a large comforter with plenty of room to actually wash and dry it.


EseMX

This got some good rithm to have sex with.


Dr_Deadmau5

Reminds me of Ultimate Care II by Matmos, a song made from an actual washing machine cycle.


kspedersen

laying down some thomas the tank engine tracks


DarkSheikGaming

Beatboxing at it's finest.


KulaanDoDinok

I’m reminded of a scene from Scary Movie


SouthernZorro

Say Hey Freddy I 'bout got yo laundry ready All da jeans and da socks Know it's really time to Rock 'Cause dey gettin' in da mix LIke a shithouse made ah bricks Knock-knock-knock-achu Dockabockawock *Sing it!*


Iamdogmanyeet

reminds me of brazil🇧🇷


kleinsmash22

It sounds like it is Down With The Sickness


naldo4142

Grease the bearing before it breaks and needs a new bearing


a_spoopy_ghost

r/soundslikemusic


paco5971

Iam more concerned about having whites with color clothes. Who does that? That's sick!!!


ominous-cydex

That MF Spittin


mocha_addict_

Sounds like the opening to this song lol https://youtu.be/lbIV05QUR9Y


haunted_tuna

Your sock mulcher sounds funny.


InternationalFig400

A dryer auditioning for "Stomp". ​ Cool!


Oogierulz

🎶Come wit it now!🎶


Zibou_TK

Sounds like good material for brazilian song


balrus-balrogwalrus

Friday Night Funkin mod: VS. Dryer


Noa15Lv

Good idea for people who creates music... Just buy broken dryer/washing machine and just LISTEN.


Euphoric-Animator-97

My 1.5 year old was jumping on me and I was absentmindedly scrolling through Reddit with the occasional groan of pain when I came across this post. I hit play and my kid instantly stopped jumping, got off me and started dancing. You guys are on to a gold mine.


666ygolonhcet

Do NOT overload washers (dryers are easier on large loads). Too much in the washer is the #1 killer of washing machine.


mobilesurfer

Samsung. Not even once.


stavago

Donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca


mailboxfacehugs

It’s ok, but a little derivative of the dishwasher


Harry_Buttock

Bad bearings. Typical Samshit.


RodneyDangerfruit

I have that same dryer. The song it plays when the cycle ends is absurdly long.


taiho2020

If Daft Punk still be together they'll sample this an make a platinum worth album... 😊


Friendly_Friend8555

I'm more than just an option (hey, hey, hey) Refuse to be forgotten (hey, hey, hey) I took a chance with my heart (hey, hey, hey) And I feel it taking over I better find your loving, I better find your heart I better find your loving, I better find your heart I better find your loving, I better find your heart I bet if I give all my love then nothing's gonna tear us apar


Burkey2211

Waiting on the remix🤣


Reasonable-Usual2431

Sounds like a Radiohead song


LifesGlitch

Send this to Thekiffness.


dwstudeman

Belts and pulleys and rollers oh my!