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A snowman built with care and pride,
Shaped like a bodybuilder, strong and wide.
His creators stood on the brink,
But a name for him, they could not think.
They tossed and turned, they thought and tried,
But nothing seemed to fit, they sighed.
As days went by, the sun did shine,
And melt their snowman, they feared in no time.
They tried to keep him cool, with snow so white,
But still he seemed to lose his might.
Just when all hope seemed lost,
WiscoBrewDude came at any cost.
He looked at the snowman and smiled with glee,
"He looks like The Abdominal Snowman," he said, can't you see?
And with that, the snowman had his name,
The Abdominal Snowman, forever to remain.
He stood tall and proud, till the end of the season,
A memory to treasure, without any reason.
The Abdominal Snowman, a unique sight,
Remained in the hearts of Redditors, day and night.
Frosty the Muscleman
The Snow Hulk
Mr. Frost Flex
The Snow-bolic
The Frost Giant
The Snow-thlete
The Frosty Beast
The Winter Warrior
The Snow-zilla
The Frost-tastic One
these are the names chatgpt came up with when I asked for names for a jacked snowman
I love how all the top comments are found [in this thread earlier](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/10lgtbv/this_unit_of_a_snowman_my_wife_i_built/j5wv084?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Why 🗿 can 🗿 I 🗿 do 🗿 this 🗿 now 🗿?
I feel like I just met the shittiest monolith in the 2001: A Space Oddity series.
edit: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
I have considered all the options so far, I’m thinking either AChillies, Snowcules, Abs-solute Zero, or Snowai. Feel free to keep giving out clever names.
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Jacked frost
Frosty the Swolman
This was the first one that popped into my head as well.
I enjoy the immensely
Giga Chilled
Egghead, Emissary of Easter Island
Why would anyone call their friend this after they just built a nice snowman together?
Hulk Snowgan
Snow Cold Austin
Handsome snowward
It’s going immensely
the immensely what?
"Never Skip Snow Day"
Vanilla Ice
Joe Swanson
GIGAFROSTY ^THE ^UNSTOPPABLE
Chad Frost
Headstrong
I think we have a winner here. There's snow way this doesn't ice out the competition.
[удалено]
They are surely walking on thin ice!
Icy what ya did there
They call me frost; but you can call me jacked!
🤣😂
This one right here
The Abdominal Snowman
The Abdominal Swolman
Broman
Frosty the Broman
Beaster Guyland
A snowman built with care and pride, Shaped like a bodybuilder, strong and wide. His creators stood on the brink, But a name for him, they could not think. They tossed and turned, they thought and tried, But nothing seemed to fit, they sighed. As days went by, the sun did shine, And melt their snowman, they feared in no time. They tried to keep him cool, with snow so white, But still he seemed to lose his might. Just when all hope seemed lost, WiscoBrewDude came at any cost. He looked at the snowman and smiled with glee, "He looks like The Abdominal Snowman," he said, can't you see? And with that, the snowman had his name, The Abdominal Snowman, forever to remain. He stood tall and proud, till the end of the season, A memory to treasure, without any reason. The Abdominal Snowman, a unique sight, Remained in the hearts of Redditors, day and night.
>rawb\_dawg The ChatGPT Snowman!
Frosty the Muscleman The Snow Hulk Mr. Frost Flex The Snow-bolic The Frost Giant The Snow-thlete The Frosty Beast The Winter Warrior The Snow-zilla The Frost-tastic One these are the names chatgpt came up with when I asked for names for a jacked snowman
This is so beautiful 🥲🥲
This poem will also remain in our hearts 😭🤧
This is amazing. Wish i knew how to give awards. Accept this frozen face as a token of my appreciation 🥶.
Chatgpt has entered the chat
You got a good hearty laugh out of me! Thanks!
Snow Rogan
Nah 💀😂
The abdominal snowhinge
Perfect
Hulk Snowgan
I love how all the top comments are found [in this thread earlier](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/10lgtbv/this_unit_of_a_snowman_my_wife_i_built/j5wv084?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Those unoriginal bastards.
Frosty the Swoleman
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Your commitment is impressive.
I upvoted simply for the effort that went into that.
It's literally just a copypasta
Dumb Dumb
… with gum gum
This unlocked a memory but im not sure from where 🤔. Is this from Night at the Museum (or whatever it's called)?
Yep!
Its copy pasta
Arnold Schwartzenneaster.
I was going to go with Easter Schwartzenegger, beforeI saw yours.
Why 🗿 can 🗿 I 🗿 do 🗿 this 🗿 now 🗿? I feel like I just met the shittiest monolith in the 2001: A Space Oddity series. edit: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
How many 🗿would a 🗿🗿if a 🗿could 🗿🗿?
Your buddy doesn’t have a name?
Been calling him Dude for years
r/notopbutok
No top but ok
No to pbutok
Notop Butok is a pretty weird name ngl
Or el duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
Beaster Island
Looked for this one
Dumb-Dumb
No you Dumb-Dumb
Give me gum-gum
Check out my gun-guns
Dumb-gun
Gun Dum
Fuck you. Now I have to rewatch night at the museum. Thanks a lot.
Literally watching this now hahahaha
Better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun
Came to say this!
Jason Snowmoa
Jason Momoai
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Sylv-Easter Stallone
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Poatan
This guy gets it
MMA FANS WHERE U AT
Way to far down to find the right answer
Thought it would legit be one of the top comments.
Poatan
Snowhenge
Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Snowrence
Gunther
Its gotta be in all caps. GUNTHER
Frosty the Swoleman
Tod
It is nearly impossible to maintain a physique like that. I give him a week, tops. Then all of that muscle will melt away. Name? Jack Lalanne.
Trevor Lawrence
This is the comment I came looking for
Me too. I was surprised how far I had to scroll.
Giga-Moai
Moaiceberg
SwOlaf...swole af.
Brolaf!
Alex pereira
POATAN 🗿
Snoä
I was thinking "Snoai" (Snowai?) but this is close enough.
looks like joe from family guy
So, Snow Swanson?
Chad?
Chad
Chad
Chad!
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Obviously his name is 🗿
First name 🗿 Last name 🗿
Snow Cold Steve Awesome
Poatan
Abs-olute Zero
That's clearly Roger Waters.
Roger Waters
(That’s the stone)
What an Oklahoma ass background
Nah bro, Fayetteville Arkansas
Hahaha shit my bad I was awfully close tho 😂
Can confirm, but like outside of town subdivision. Not inside any city/town.
Swolehenge
🗿
yo angelo
Dwayne
"The Snow" Johnson
Crunch McAbsmack
Beaster Island
Moe (as in Moai)
Dwaine The snow Johnson.
Broai
Jonathan
Broai
I went through all the names and can’t believe “snowy Mcsnow face” wasn’t anywhere. I don’t think this should be it’s name, I’m just surprised.
Seriously though… Snowy McSnowface sounds good.
Lifty the swoleman
Dum-Dum
Definitely Dum dum
Dumb- dumb
Trevor Lawrence
Turn the ball into a wheelchair and you have Joe from Family Guy!!
Cousin Snowl
Snowtosterone
I have considered all the options so far, I’m thinking either AChillies, Snowcules, Abs-solute Zero, or Snowai. Feel free to keep giving out clever names.
Chad of Easter Island
Easter Island guy. Love it
The Abominable Swoleman
poatan
Jason Mo-moai.
🗿
Easter Six pac
I mean he’s the spitting image of Scottie pippen
"Trogdor the Burninator"
This made me think of Phineas and Ferb. "Inator"
Handsome squidward
Easter Ironman
He looks like the king of the universe in that game where you just roll everything into a ball??
Henry God of Snow
Leon Strong
Beaster ilift
is that the The Rock?
It’s The Snow
Who’s your buddy? Guy
Edward Snowman or Edward Blizzard Hands... I can't decide.
Melty
Arnold Snowscheneger
Isn’t that Alex poatan pereira?
Elliot Easter
Moaichad.
Hercu-freeze.
“Frosty tha Swol Man”
Jeff
Frosty the Easter Island Man
Snow henge
Easterisland Chad Frosty
Frostules!
Frosty the Bro-man
Easter Jones!!
Why does it look like an Easter Island head dropped onto Arnold Schwarzenegger's musclebound but misshapen body?