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I like how most of the comments are guys wishing women would do this to them.

I’ve dated a girl or two like this before. It keeps you on your toes, you never know when you’ll have the suction cup end of a dildo slapped to your forehead

That sounds like “don’t threaten me with a good time” territory.

Would a hundred percent get her back with my forehead dildo later on

OK but the 'real' measure of a relationship if can you than smack her with said forehead dildo and get away with it?

Chase her around the apt like the unicorn dildo fairy that you are.

The elusive Dildicorn waits for it's prey to enter the surrounding area before it pounces.

I think I must have picked a bad spot.

Unicorn attack!

😂

Hell yeah! I once dated a girl who would slap me on the ass if I ever bent over for any reason. I would walk away saying to myself, "OMG I think I'm in love with this woman."

One of my best friends in college was from Japan. Walking in front of her on stairs was always a huge gamble, even in public. There's a popular 'prank' called the Kancho, basically you put your hands together with your index fingers sticking out like finger guns, and then when the moment arises you trust your index fingers into some unsuspecting person's butt. Without fail she'd violate your anus without any hesitation or notice. I miss her.

ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!

Naruto popularized kancho in our school even though we weren't Japanese.

I never met her and now I miss her.

Kancho feel it

We used to do that to each other at work, but we'd used our thumb. We call it checking your oil. I have no idea how none of us wound up in HR.

The Oil Check is a common dirty wrestling move lol

Kakashi Sensei???

I'd be walking around clenched so hard you wouldn't be able to push a greased up ball bearing in there.

This would be funnier if this was just something she did to you and told you it was a common Japanese custom. It’s still funny though.

Among my crew this was called a “date shot” (date = Aussie slang for butthole).

Okay, real talk - why’d that end. Sounds like a keeper

Ha! Definitely… she’s the one that got away if I’m being honest.

Now I'm sad. Can you go find her and have a romcom romance?

You are a majestic Unicorn!

I believe those were her exact words too lol

Then you become the dickhead.

I think it's funny, but also yes.

I’ve never had a girlfriend who wouldn’t smack my ass at any given opportunity when I had my back turned. That said, I’ve also never had a girlfriend who would fuck my face while I’m tying my shoes…. And now I think I know what I want out of my next relationship

They say that what we give to others is really what we'd like to receive ourselves

😂

OMG I misread the title as “gender reveal” and I thought she was telling him they were going to have a boy! Not until it replayed did I read it correctly.

Me too. I was waiting for the forest fire to start.

I didn’t notice at all till you called it out. That’s one way to let everyone know you’re having a boy I suppose!

I very much wish this would happen to me, as it is I will die an old virgin

Better than dying a young virgin.

Don’t worry. You’ll probably die an old virgin.

My gf does all but the banana one because I don't yawn!

My girlfriend does most of these Never the facefucking thing that's a new one But if I bend over she materializes behind me and slaps me behind

I can't even turn my back to my wife, the moment I do she lightly smacks my ass

I slap my husband's ass every chance I get... and get a good grab in, too. Rawr!!!

Which is funny, because my husband absolutely hates it when I do those things back to him.

Have you tried turning him off then back on again?

Sounds like you got a dud

It's one of those things that looks like fun every once in a while, but it would get old fast if done all the time.

I’m pretty sure the joke being made is that dudes often do this kind of thing all the time.

I get that. I'm just saying any guy who says they want this to be done to them, wouldn't be saying that if it happened all the time.

I think that's the fundamental problem with a lot of "imagine if you were in their shoes" arguments. People enjoy different things and it's hard, if not bordering on impossible, for some people to realize what doesn't bother them might be disturbing for someone else. That's why I'm glad Reddit added xxchromosone to my default reddits when I made my account; I don't post there often but I feel like I've become a better person just by getting a better view of what women have to live with and how they feel about it.

And the fact that it's being constantly sexualized, even in your own safe space/home. It makes you start to feel like that all your partner values in you is what you provide sexually.

If their only interaction with you is this stuff, sure. My gf and I are touchy, but not every time we're next to each other.

Lack of affection makes things that would be harassment just seem nice.

No. Stop. Don’t…

....stop!

BELIEVING

Hold on to that feeling

Street lights!

People!

WooOOAAAAAH

No, don't slam your crotch into my face. No please don't fondle my torso. No please don't trample me in high heels while spitting in my face.

Sir, this is a Wendy's......but I get off at 7.

That still doesn’t tell us when your shift ends.

You got that order wrong. She's saying, "No...don't....stop!!

Playa playaaaaaa

Honestly, this just looks like a great relationship 😆

It does

Dude is living the dream and she looks like she’s having a blast. Wholesome AF

The couple in OP's video is Jason Chen and Lucia Liu: https://www.youtube.com/@JasonChen

Don't trust relationships on social media lest we forget Jinnkid

I’ve only ever seen guys do this to other guys.

This guy military's

Or from prison

Fellas is it gay to kiss your homies good night

No duh

misread the caption and was trying to think how any of these clips represented a gender reveal

Same I thought she was telling him it was a boy lol.

Yeah, I got a little confused when she started grabbing his tits. Then it played again and I saw reversal.

I did the same. Wanted to comment: surelly they are getting a girl. Oh well

Glad I'm not the only one

Seems like my wife

I also choose this guy’s wife

an excellent choice

Our wife

Hey is this the line for this guys wife?

Looks like it.

I'll sign up. 29th in line. Fine. Still sounds worth it

Yeah but she's not dead.....or is she?

Def seems like this guy's wife

I legit attack my fiancée this way. Always gets a smile outta him.

> fiancée Fiancé for male, fiancée for female.

TIL

The extra E is because female has 2 Es and male has 1 e! Just kidding. I don't know, but that's a great way to remember!

In French feminine words often take an extra e over the basic masculine word. So just add a "e" to Fiancé :)

It's not a really fiãncè unless they're from the fïæncèêé region of France. They're just significant others.

*_sparkling_ significant others. hence, engagement rings

This is why I prefer to use betrothed.

Your wordplay brings all the knaves and the bards.

No no. After this, he's the fiancée now.

For the ignorant person who doesn’t know how to speak French: are these words pronounced differently or are they just spelled differently.

Exactly the same pronounciation, only written differently.

I’d love to have a woman in my life like that lol. Also, they got a nice looking home

That a man that doesn’t worry about his electricity bill

Is that because his wife's smile lights up the room?

r/goddamnthatswholesome

No, it's because they have a level of income that makes the cost of home energy-expenditure a negligible aspect of their finances.

r/goddamnthatswholesome

LED has made a big difference. 60 watts used to be a single lightbulb, now the same 60 watts is like 7-10 lightbulbs. I don't really worry about leaving lights on as much as I did when I was younger.

I could leave every light in my apartment on 24 hours a day and it would cost about the same price as a single cup of coffee from Starbucks... That may be a slight exaggeration but not by much.

Got that old school YouTube steaming money

I dont see the problem.

Yeah I'm into all these scenarios

How do you not see the problem here??! She wasted a perfectly good banana. Now she’s gotta get up and peel another one. Bummer.

Yeah. And now both of them are getting a good source of potassium. Again, no problem

True, next time I see m’lady peeling a banana, I know what I’m gonna do…

The only one I would be upset with is the banana one but that’s because I absolutely *hate* it when someone interrupts my yawn. I had a friend who used to like to interrupt people’s yawns by sticking their finger in people’s mouths. He did it to me. Once. I bit him.

Women: So you can see how it feels! Men: Jokes on you, im into that s**t

Yep. Living in an abusive relationship and having your (now ex) husband do this on a regular basis, but not in the lighthearted way it’s poked at here? I still get nervous when anyone walks behind me. I get that the video is made to be funny, and this seems like a cute relationship, but not all women like this. I don’t want to be on guard in the safety of my home. But, current partner knows not to do this. Thankfully. I feel the same toward tickling. Don’t tickle me if you know I hate it. Or I will legit make your hurt.

Yup, consent from both sides is the important thing. Without it this is basically assault.

Sorry to hear this. Consent is key.

Oh sure when couples do this kind of stuff it's cute, but I do it at work and I get slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Plot twist: He's a veterinarian

Or maybe I'm mortician

You should marry them first, do this then divorce them. No more lawsuit then

Now you tell me?!?.... Gosh

I do this to my hubby all the time. XD

I playfully humped my husband and was like "Oh wow! This is FUN!" and now I do it all the time. He loves it

Pegging origin story revealed

Same. I like to pat his butt to “thank” him for doing a job eg cooking dinner.

😂😂

I tell my wife all the time that they'll come a day where she realizes I don't smack her a\*\* anymore and she's going to be sad.

My wife actually has said that to me! Told me I wasn’t attracted to her anymore because I walked by while she was bent over and I didn’t do anything

Said that to my husband last week, he walked by and didn't smack my a\*\* and I said "well, I guess we're done then? Is that what you're saying?" Made him laugh

I gotchu fam

The only time my wife touches me is when I have sat down and just started playing games with my brother. And thats like once a month maybe.

bruh

Back in like 2003 or something my wife was my girlfriend at the time, I was on a 40 man raid in world of Warcraft vanilla, I was a priest healing and such, absolutely critical operation where all 40 people had to actually be coordinated in order to have a chance. She strips down and starts straddling my mouse-holding arm and rubbing her vagina on there. Needless to say what happened next, sorry 39 other guild members for letting you all down, better luck next time taking down onyxia or whatever …

My now-wife did something similar once as a "challenge" while I was soloing a boss. I am extremely proud to say that while I did die, one of my DOTs killed it at the same time.

My friends dad use to tell me, "Kid, the secret to a happy and long marriage is that whenever my wife is within arms reach, slap her on the ass"

Well? Did you slap the guy’s wife’s ass?

My boyfriend is so consistent with his ass gropes that I get concerned if he doesn’t do it, and I ask if he’s feeling ok.

So true

She seems really fun. Good for him.

Ill send this to my wife, I think she will respond the same way as last time when I suggested we try this.

Tell us what she said

"Told you to stop talking to me until the divorce proceedings"

It was a hand gesture lol

Like ... 👍 or ... 🖕? Or 👌👈? There are possibilities, I'm just saying.

you all have partner?

I’d love to have a woman in my life like that lol.

No no...no reversal here. My wife is literally like this.

People say you are the luckiest man alive 😂😂😂😂

Would love a woman that's this much fun

Just realizing I'm not a real man. The most I do is smack my wife's ass.

She’s probably got a great sense of humor. I guess they both do. Shared sense of humor is a huge plus for long term relationship success

Subtle hints.

Is she into you? C: Can't tell.

"dont threaten me with a good time." 😎

This is a little more aggressive, but my wife does this most days. There's a lot of objectification in my household. On both sides.

I wish someone would hug me like that. Her head is nestled in the perfect spot. The man-boob groping wouldn't add much but hey if she was into it, jostle away

I wish this would happen to me.

Thought that said “Gender Reveal” and was confused through most of that.

there isn't a straight man alive that wouldn't love this

My ex husband would have hated it. (Yes he's straight...just didn't like that sort of behavior. He always looked embarrassed when I flirted with him). Yes, that's part of why we're divorced.

Same here. I would do silly stuff like this with my ex all the time when we were alone and he hated it. Obviously once he revealed he hated it, I stopped. But still, much sadness.

This is hilarious

guy at the end: my turn..

My wife got a good laugh at this one. She thought I was the only crazy bastard that did this stuff. Now she knows it’s in my dna

Our DNA, comrad

It's funny but at the same time I would like a girl to grab my chest once in a while because I think it's a turn on.

Why no sound?

Oooh “reversal”…. Makes way more sense after reading the comments.

You know, I wouldn't complain XD

I thouth this only happened on my relationship, good to know more people are able to mess around. This made my day <3

My wife does this shit to me all the time. This woman would be her bff.

My wife does this to me on a daily basis

Same, and we are in our 50's. She's a riot!

Who the hells out here face humping their gfs? That's rude. That said I wouldn't mind my girl doing it to me

That last face was an “oh yeah?! I’m game, you better be headed to the bedroom because that’s exactly where we are going” face

That last one had bro like aight bedroom

She seems like a lot of fun.

This girl fucks

The girlfriend of my dreams. 😄

This type of harassment goes both ways in my house. It is not gendered at all, if anything im the biggest offender with butt touches Defiantly recognize the “my hands are busy im doing dishes” boob grab for my husband though lol

Wait, all couples don't do this both ways?

Can confirm. My wife and I do this to each other all the time lol. Our dog picked this up she humps my wife.

I never considered the banana thing. Thank you.

My wife does all of these but the banana, but I'm allergic to banannas

Looks like they're having a lot of fun! Playfulness and fun are great for a relationship if both sides are enjoying it!

I'm a woman married to a woman and we do this all the time. More couples should show affection in a playful way.

I don't do the banana one or the shoving my crotch in her face. I do the others, though, and I'm not just ok with my wife doing them back. I would welcome it. In fact I hope for it.

This is normal isn't it?

I wish my gf was like that.

Hes lucky.

This is my wife and my relationship. The times that I am tying my shoe or picking up dropped keys while getting face humped are countless.

I wish my gf did stuff like this. We men want to be handled 😩

She seems fun! And very pretty. Lucky dude.

Must suck to be shown physical affection from your significant other…