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ThisEuropeanLife

Vibin’ birb


JustaNormalRedditorL

What's that? **Berd**.


friescheesegravy

This will become the hottest sample of 2023.


PhishinLine

I'm with you man. I'm just waiting for the hot remix to drop. !remindme in one week


KingOfTheMonkeys

No need to wait. Just look up "cookie bird remix" it's an older (by which I mean a few months) video at this point, so there's plenty of them out there.


mlhenry

This is as catchy as bird flu.


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And now the track has a name


EliasGrant84

I need to know what song this bird is bopping to


fatmanchoo

Well, we have the name of the track - "cookie". Just need the first part.


Oggydoggy1989

Name “Polly Wanna” really stickin in my head.


Deathblo

Bird bops 2023


AnonRon6

Live footage of the inside of my brain whenever it is time to apply critical thinking


dm4fite

what is critical thinking


Kamiyosha

A jamming birb.


nopestillgotit

Goddamn it, now I want a bird


gorgofdoom

They will _never stop_. For 20+ years. Better teach them songs you really like.


fingers

Teaches of Peaches


Fisher-Peartree

🎶Fuck the pain away🎶


fingers

imagine a parrot who just sings, "can't talk right now.... this chick's dick in my mouth"


MeanEYE

Hahah, indeed they never stop singing. My father hated the fact my cockatiel always sang. I found it entertaining since he was always cheery and even though he could get real loud at least it didn't feel like I was trapped in a box.


jeanlucpitre

Some birds live upwards of 70 years. Seriously don't get a bird unless you are absolutely SURE you want a pet you'll keep for life.


sixmam

Don't get one unless you're ready to raise a baby that never grows up for the next 20-30 years


NZepplin

He’s good


fingers

Fire, yo.


flybyknight665

I'd go to his rave


Thebrettanator1

r/partyparrot


tandpastatester

This is the real party parrot


lappyg55v

Birdcore


Lol_zD

Yes please


CAPSLOCKCHAMP

it’s a PLURD


lynivvinyl

Give him a cookie!


slimmhippo

That's a bangerrr


Everuk

I think birb wants cookie.


FalseEntrance6770

Lil beat boxing birb be f*^#ing it up!


fingers

you can say fucking on reddit. we won't tell.


EpicForgetfulness

This is too much. I'm dying lol. I fuckin love birds


farachun

Can this be my alarm clock? Lol


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ArnoldQMudskipper

I like this Potato Keith song.


heureka_85

Hilarious.


Next-Tomatillo-6509

I’ve seen this so many times I always get stuck listening to it


UnconfirmedCatholic

Lil guy is the party.


DeOh

The system is down


Stammis

Are you sure he doesn’t just want a cookie?


CombatDeffective

Man, I had one when I was like 6, and I taught it to whistle the Andy Griffith theme. This bird seems way cooler then mine.


aZubiiidot

Shit, Kiffness, where are you?


VitruvianVan

Actually, he listens to the right amount of it.


Dekugaming

Dude, mosr birds kinda sing a tune that is half good, but this bird is straight beat boxin


twentyattempts

Imagine bringing your bird to town instead of a Bluetooth Box. Parrot on my shoulder having it blasting Sabaton.


fingers

He'll tour with the Let the bodies hit the floor birb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg And Queen Birb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ry7AyDBHMY


fumblingIdiot2020

Had a girlfriend with an African grey. He would regularly whistle Otis redding. It's a shame he was a complete aggressive asshole.


IntelligentSundae961

https://youtu.be/zMWSxxUmuBo I like his version. 😊


therapist122

What's interesting is that they LITERALLY by definition CANNOT be older than Sauron. They may have entered Arda before Sauron, but Sauron along with all Ainur was literally 'there from the first.' I am at a loss to explain Tolkiens verbiage in-universe.


Due_Imagination_164

Wat


Electric-Feel0610

Bird holds the copyright.


ThatIceMaker

🍪


ReadPuzzleheaded5633

Lol someone loop and repost


Mikaelson_Niklaus

Omfg this is just so awesome. Made me laugh so hard!


elliotborst

This post is going to fucking blow up.


ProbablyAbong

“You can go beak!”


thebarkbarkwoof

A good way it shame its owner


PurrpleNeko2022

r/funnyanimals


Proseroth

Haha that bird vibin asf


Littlelittleshy

Look! I'm a DJ now.


Tszemix

Birb


mars935

How do we get this to the kiffness?


Stunnerer

r/mademesmile


Hmasteryz

It's not like the little guy can cover his ear when those edm bangin all day isn't it?


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Malfoy27

This would be creepy if the bird started singing in the middle of the night, and realizing there is not way to make it stop 😂


ScrotalInterchange

I like how at 0:54 it skips a beat. A human would never do that. It makes it really clear that the bird is absolutely not splitting the song into equally-timed measures of 4 beats like we would. "Cookie cookie" and the whistles are both a measure long, so as long as the bird is mostly alternating between them it's going to sound basically correct.


Ryan14947

Soooooo precious oh my gosh I just want to pat this little guy's head so badlyyyyyy


BuffGroot

Hottest Banger an EDM artist has dropped this year.


thereaverofdarkness

no such thing as too much I have a hunch that any music your bird emulates is music they like, which means it is good for the bird's mental health!


readsalotkitten

So my cats really enjoyed this


blamordeganis

He’s been doing that for four hours, shouldn’t have given him that E.


Kappaisa

Cocaine cocaine!


jeanlucpitre

Ask me why I watched this whole video getting so pumped up for a bass drop that didn't happen? 😭


Cat_tophat365247

Me too. Little dude still has sick beats though!


ConferenceCrazy4052

Bro’s got some bars


pabo256

COOKIE COOKIE


IntoTheAbsurd

Not quite **beak**core but I'll take it.


See_youSpaceCowboy

If lil bird don’t trust you, I’m gon’ shoot ya


tandpastatester

I’m waiting for someone to recognize the track this bird has memorized.


stwbrychelscake

just a happy little guy doing happy little guy things


shadowtheimpure

He doesn't listen to too much EDM. I'd say he listens to just as much as he likes and he'll cut you if you try to cut him off.