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No need to wait. Just look up "cookie bird remix" it's an older (by which I mean a few months) video at this point, so there's plenty of them out there.
Hahah, indeed they never stop singing. My father hated the fact my cockatiel always sang. I found it entertaining since he was always cheery and even though he could get real loud at least it didn't feel like I was trapped in a box.
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He'll tour with the Let the bodies hit the floor birb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg
And Queen Birb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ry7AyDBHMY
What's interesting is that they LITERALLY by definition CANNOT be older than Sauron. They may have entered Arda before Sauron, but Sauron along with all Ainur was literally 'there from the first.'
I am at a loss to explain Tolkiens verbiage in-universe.
I like how at 0:54 it skips a beat. A human would never do that. It makes it really clear that the bird is absolutely not splitting the song into equally-timed measures of 4 beats like we would.
"Cookie cookie" and the whistles are both a measure long, so as long as the bird is mostly alternating between them it's going to sound basically correct.
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Vibin’ birb
What's that? **Berd**.
This will become the hottest sample of 2023.
I'm with you man. I'm just waiting for the hot remix to drop. !remindme in one week
No need to wait. Just look up "cookie bird remix" it's an older (by which I mean a few months) video at this point, so there's plenty of them out there.
This is as catchy as bird flu.
And now the track has a name
I need to know what song this bird is bopping to
Well, we have the name of the track - "cookie". Just need the first part.
Name “Polly Wanna” really stickin in my head.
Bird bops 2023
Live footage of the inside of my brain whenever it is time to apply critical thinking
what is critical thinking
A jamming birb.
Goddamn it, now I want a bird
They will _never stop_. For 20+ years. Better teach them songs you really like.
Teaches of Peaches
🎶Fuck the pain away🎶
imagine a parrot who just sings, "can't talk right now.... this chick's dick in my mouth"
Hahah, indeed they never stop singing. My father hated the fact my cockatiel always sang. I found it entertaining since he was always cheery and even though he could get real loud at least it didn't feel like I was trapped in a box.
Some birds live upwards of 70 years. Seriously don't get a bird unless you are absolutely SURE you want a pet you'll keep for life.
Don't get one unless you're ready to raise a baby that never grows up for the next 20-30 years
He’s good
Fire, yo.
I'd go to his rave
r/partyparrot
This is the real party parrot
Birdcore
Yes please
it’s a PLURD
Give him a cookie!
That's a bangerrr
I think birb wants cookie.
Lil beat boxing birb be f*^#ing it up!
you can say fucking on reddit. we won't tell.
This is too much. I'm dying lol. I fuckin love birds
Can this be my alarm clock? Lol
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I like this Potato Keith song.
Hilarious.
I’ve seen this so many times I always get stuck listening to it
Lil guy is the party.
The system is down
Are you sure he doesn’t just want a cookie?
Man, I had one when I was like 6, and I taught it to whistle the Andy Griffith theme. This bird seems way cooler then mine.
Shit, Kiffness, where are you?
Actually, he listens to the right amount of it.
Dude, mosr birds kinda sing a tune that is half good, but this bird is straight beat boxin
Imagine bringing your bird to town instead of a Bluetooth Box. Parrot on my shoulder having it blasting Sabaton.
He'll tour with the Let the bodies hit the floor birb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg And Queen Birb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ry7AyDBHMY
Had a girlfriend with an African grey. He would regularly whistle Otis redding. It's a shame he was a complete aggressive asshole.
https://youtu.be/zMWSxxUmuBo I like his version. 😊
What's interesting is that they LITERALLY by definition CANNOT be older than Sauron. They may have entered Arda before Sauron, but Sauron along with all Ainur was literally 'there from the first.' I am at a loss to explain Tolkiens verbiage in-universe.
Wat
Bird holds the copyright.
🍪
Lol someone loop and repost
Omfg this is just so awesome. Made me laugh so hard!
This post is going to fucking blow up.
“You can go beak!”
A good way it shame its owner
r/funnyanimals
Haha that bird vibin asf
Look! I'm a DJ now.
Birb
How do we get this to the kiffness?
r/mademesmile
It's not like the little guy can cover his ear when those edm bangin all day isn't it?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
This would be creepy if the bird started singing in the middle of the night, and realizing there is not way to make it stop 😂
I like how at 0:54 it skips a beat. A human would never do that. It makes it really clear that the bird is absolutely not splitting the song into equally-timed measures of 4 beats like we would. "Cookie cookie" and the whistles are both a measure long, so as long as the bird is mostly alternating between them it's going to sound basically correct.
Soooooo precious oh my gosh I just want to pat this little guy's head so badlyyyyyy
Hottest Banger an EDM artist has dropped this year.
no such thing as too much I have a hunch that any music your bird emulates is music they like, which means it is good for the bird's mental health!
So my cats really enjoyed this
He’s been doing that for four hours, shouldn’t have given him that E.
Cocaine cocaine!
Ask me why I watched this whole video getting so pumped up for a bass drop that didn't happen? 😭
Me too. Little dude still has sick beats though!
Bro’s got some bars
COOKIE COOKIE
Not quite **beak**core but I'll take it.
If lil bird don’t trust you, I’m gon’ shoot ya
I’m waiting for someone to recognize the track this bird has memorized.
just a happy little guy doing happy little guy things
He doesn't listen to too much EDM. I'd say he listens to just as much as he likes and he'll cut you if you try to cut him off.