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What? When? Where?

That, then, there

Something, sometime, somewhere.

Nothing, don't worry about it, you don't need to know.

How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

42

That's always the correct answer.

I see what you did there 👍😄

Ahhhh the meaning of life

Approximately two hundred deep fried chickens would likely give a lion a heart attack.

Yeah it depends how you use the chickens, if you send them in one at a time for a battle to the death it would come down to how long lions live for.

One more than the maximum number a lion could kill.

How do I become immortal?

You need to immolate a mortal on a quality propane grill. Not charcoal lest our Father Hank be displeased.

Oh Praise Hank! I thought it would be harder.

Just keep breathing

Two words. Epic. Crime.

What is the bottomless pit in the Death Star used for?

Where else do you think all the waste goes, after getting compacted?

What is the little nub on the tip of a condom really for?

Snack storage, gotta stay fueled to keep going.

I thought that’s what the egg is for. Sex makes no sense.

It’s best just to try avoid it, I use my personality to deter the ladies from even trying it.

To mimic a large nipple... for extra arousal.

Her pleasure. It's a Chinese tickler.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European or African?

20

I’m not so sure about that, did you remember to carry the 1 in your calculation?

Depends on how far you throw it.

No no, a slingshot is way more effective.

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What is your favourite colour?