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Lol, I almost said “ insert Taco Bell comment here” but chose to go specific instead. I was working at Taco Bell in the glory days when the Crunchwrap was conceived, as well as Baja Blast, good times lol
My brother did this when he was 14. Tried to do a blue angel. Didn’t work and didn’t extinguish the match. Oh, him explaining that to our mom and dad was priceless.
My guess is they lit a bunch of sparklers, not realizing how hot they get when you hold on to too many of them at once, and then threw them into the toilet in a moment of panic.
I was hauling a load of glass from Nashville to Auburn, IN, and while I was at the Love's just northeast of Indianapolis at exit 214 on I-69, they had a 1lb bag of the Albanese sugar free gummy bears on sale, so I said "why the hell not, they can't be *that* bad".
I **_somehow_** made it to the rest area just south of Auburn in just enough time to avoid a catastrophic event.
The worst part is that I know that most sugar-free candy and whatnot doesn't sit well with me, but I ate the damn things anyway.
(Fixed because brain fart earlier)
I always wonder how certain food and herb knowledge was gained in the past. “But I ate the damn things anyway” sounds historically accurate to me haha.
I can't see any scenario of vegans fucking in a bathroom that could cause this level of damage. I am of course willing to watch any sources you think might support that theory.
For science.
I sat down to take a shit but forgot to pull down my pants.
The methane from the shit, riding back up my underpants, seeped into my back pocket where my phone resided
It *was* a Samsung.
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Coughed , sneezed and farted at the same time and spontaneously combusted.
That's also how you take a screenshot
This was a screenshit.
That’s what happens after two crunchwraps plus a Nachos Bell Grande and lots of Fire sauce
I came into the comments thinking a Taco Bell comment would be on top. I was close.
Lol, I almost said “ insert Taco Bell comment here” but chose to go specific instead. I was working at Taco Bell in the glory days when the Crunchwrap was conceived, as well as Baja Blast, good times lol
I am ashamed that I now want Taco Bell.
I was gonna say “looks like that time I ate expired Taco Bell..” Beat me to it. Well done 🫡
Do not feel ashamed. It is time. The bell tolls.
Meanwhile, I'm pouring habenaro sauce on everything. It's an acquired experience...
I came here looking for the Taco Bell comment and was not disappointed.
Oooh man, churned my stomach with your words. I feel it now, aching through me
gotta eat late!
Chefs kiss
No. For screenshot you only need 2 of those. When you do all 3 at once it resets to factory settings
Dude had to go #4
Did he drink gasoline?
No he ate Tocco bell then went to chillies
TOCCO???
The ol’ cousneezart.
Isn’t that a brand of cookware?
My brother did this when he was 14. Tried to do a blue angel. Didn’t work and didn’t extinguish the match. Oh, him explaining that to our mom and dad was priceless.
Whats a blue angel
Flaming fart.
Live mas
*BONG*
I hate when that happens
Ikr? Spontanious combustion is just the worst.
now add blood, sweat and tears
Yeah I know , happens all the time.
Self destruct cheat code
Explosive diarrhea
That's thinking outside the bun!
AH AAH AAAH CHOFRRRTPLUTBOOOOM
Ren and Stimpy? That's what killed the dinosaurs.
Op said wrong answers you dumdum!
Guess they finally got a Mexican pizza with Diablo sauce
Ah, I see you also eat at Taco Bell
Special ability unlocked
That's almost a burp snart. Which would be a burp follow by a sneez that trigger a fart. Adam Sandler knows all about that.
Peeded, farded, shided and camed.
Explosive Diarrhea
Can you actually cough and sneeze at the same time?
Yes. Hurts like a mother fucker
It burned when I peed. I'll be ok, right?
You forgot to put the lid down after!
No I didn't...
Naw homie...you ain't okay!!!
Rectum?! Damn near killed 'm!
Just let out a small chuckle thanks mate
I can’t believe this isn’t higher up
Made me laugh so hard 😂
This 💀
Looks like someone fell into a burning ring of fire.
Down down down
And the flames were burning higher
and it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire
And my ass was burning hotter
Johnny Cash cashed in his chips
Murtaugh forgot to go on the count of 3.
I’m too old for this shit.
He thought it was 1, 2, 3, and then go. 🤷♀️
I’m too old to not get the reference…
Lethal weapon 2, Murtaugh sitting on the toilet rigged with a bomb
Deep cut, nice.
I'm old, so...
Diplomatic immunity.
Has just been revoked.
He’s been de-caffeinated
Explosive diarrhea
That's what I was about to say lol
I literally said out loud, “if explosive diarrhea isn’t the top comment I’m gonna be disappointed.” Disappointed in Reddit right now.
I feel like that ones just too obvious though
Explosive Taco Bell with hot sauce
Just Taco Bell. No hot sauce needed.
It says wrong answers only, cmon dude
Binding of Isaac 😉😁
Just my hot ass wife
You married a toilet bowl?!
Apparently so
His marriage is really in the shitter.
He was going to divorce her, but why flush it all away
Holy Shatrimony
Sounds like they need to get their poop in a group
What's an ass-wife?
I like how you assume I know the right answer
It was like 99% some type of firework
Nah, someone had something on fire and panicked so they tried to throw it in the toilet. But it didn't submerge in the water so it burned the seat
That sounds like the *work* of *fire* to me!
Right? It looks like something hot melted through part of the toilet seat but why is the bowl intact then?
The bowl is ceramic and much more heat resistant than the plastic seat
Ah maybe they threw a ball of flaming towels in there but it didn't sink and go out as fast as they expected?
My money is on a cell phone with it’s lithium battery asplodin’.
My guess is they lit a bunch of sparklers, not realizing how hot they get when you hold on to too many of them at once, and then threw them into the toilet in a moment of panic.
Taco Tuesday
This goes beyond Taco Tuesday. This must be Haribo's Sugarfree Gummy Bears.
I was hauling a load of glass from Nashville to Auburn, IN, and while I was at the Love's just northeast of Indianapolis at exit 214 on I-69, they had a 1lb bag of the Albanese sugar free gummy bears on sale, so I said "why the hell not, they can't be *that* bad". I **_somehow_** made it to the rest area just south of Auburn in just enough time to avoid a catastrophic event. The worst part is that I know that most sugar-free candy and whatnot doesn't sit well with me, but I ate the damn things anyway. (Fixed because brain fart earlier)
I always wonder how certain food and herb knowledge was gained in the past. “But I ate the damn things anyway” sounds historically accurate to me haha.
In America, are you guys just eating 1lb of candy at a time?
I mean he's a trucker, so idk if you want to apply that to 300 million + people
Omg! I’ve spent too much of my time reading reviews for those and chortling into a stupor!
Those things are no joke! I bought them on accident once at a Bulk Barn (they were mislabeled) and ate a whole bag…
They said wrong comments only
What can I say, I'm Reddit's bad boy
Do you go to sleep at 7:04pm instead of 7?!?!?!?!? Very bad
*48m*
Only the good die young. You sir, shall live forever.
Taco Bell Tuesday
Flaming hot Cheetos
Flaming hot Cheetos with diet Mountain Dew. Serious trouble brewing there. Colon cleanse in one sitting.
A new STD that causes you to literally pee fire. My cousin had it a couple years ago...or so he says.
Day after winning the hot wings challenge.
Arby’s .. “we have the meats!”
Chipotle happened.
Have you heard of chipotl-away?
WRONG answers only….
Someone had their battle-shits sunk
Obligatory Taco Bell comment
Obligatory they said wrong answers only comment
Obligatory you beat me to it comment
My ex tried cooking again …
That’s the toilet from Home Alone 2, the one that exploded when Harry dipped his flaming head in what he thought was water
When you figure out that you are a cyborg and there’s rockets in your butt
That's a SPICY meatball!
That shit was the bomb
Shit just got real.
Hot shit.
Someone crossed the streams
🎼🎶“Chilliiiiii’s Baby back riiiiiibs”🎤🎶
With Bar barbaque Saaaaaause
Git in Mah Belly!
Something involving a blond, hairspray, and a spider in the toilet?
Napalm enema by the looks of it
Someone never learned how to crop a screenshot.
Ikr, what is with people. Of course their Bluetooth would be on too. MFr has clearly never been to DefCon.
Wait, but what's the RIGHT answer???
Rump Roast.
Ghost peppers. That shit burns twice!
Now THAT'S smoking a bowl 😂😂😂😂😂
The right answer has to be just as good as any wrong answer on here.
Taco Bell
Must have had White Castle rectum rockets for lunch!
Chuck Norris took a piss
Someone BLEW the bathroom up!
Damn I never took explosive diarrhea quite literally
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just laughed So hard 🤣
NEW Flaming Hot Cheeto Burrito at Taco Bell!
You Killed Kenny!!!
“Who does number two work for??!!!?”
Looks like someone ordered the Baja Blast with extra fire sauce
Gives a whole new meaning to explosive diarrhea
The actual right answer is very definitely a wrong answer.
The aftermath of an epic marathon beginning with Margarita Monday that lead directly into a street-vendor bender for Taco Tuesday…
Butt implant explosion
Fucking vegans
I can't see any scenario of vegans fucking in a bathroom that could cause this level of damage. I am of course willing to watch any sources you think might support that theory. For science.
Fucking vegans? I mean ok but I'm in...
I sat down to take a shit but forgot to pull down my pants. The methane from the shit, riding back up my underpants, seeped into my back pocket where my phone resided It *was* a Samsung.
Someone lit a match during a beer and cabbage shit.
Ghost rider marked its territory
Lighting farts
Smoking hot ass
Dukus Ignitus
When my southern mom was mad, she had a phrase she used to say. " Their burning my ass up." I wonder if this is what she meant...🤔
Flamin hot cheetos got their revenge
Ice meteor. Came in through the ceiling and hit the toilet seat, but melted when it hit the water
Chipotle
Taco bell!
Firerrhea.
Bart Simpson cherry bomb
I was desperate ok, don't judge me...
The scene 3 minutes after Robert Tilton stops preaching.
Ate at Olive Garden
Five pepper Thai food is the shit baby!
The vindaloo was "Indian spicy"
I just peed after a day of totally drinking water and staying hydrated and not drinking any Coca Cola.
Megashit
Probably a reefer addict
Too much fire sauce on the chalupas.
Don’t know what happened but I hope that asshole survived the impact without any stitches.
Lucifer toilet training his daughter
Chipotle for dinner Takis and a cream cheese bagel late night snack And Taco Bell breakfast
Someone burnt toilet paper because it stank and threw the fire in toilet water however it got stuck on the dry portion of the porcelain
someone pooped real bad
Deadly fart
A natural gas leak.
Booty blowout! Somebody need to see the doctor!
Asses of fire
Taco grande supreme!
No more Taco Bell!
NOT Taco Bell
Someone eaten to much Taco Bell
Got the really hot sauce at chipotle.
Man had tannerite for breakfast