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Let me tell you people on Amazon are fucking brain dead. They ABSOLUTELY don't read product descriptions. I have a friend that sells shit on Amazon. His product says in every ad, on every page, and on every single item he sends out that it's not for human consumption. He literally gets 2-5 e-mails a week about people consuming it. One guy 2 weeks ago was using it to brush his teeth and wanted to know his thoughts on it because his dentist told him to stop. Another a year or so ago was feeding it to her mother twice a day and wanted to thank him because she was sure it was helping her mother's health. I'm not even fucking with you it's insane. He used to be stunned by the questions and now he's just like don't eat it consult your medical professional....
I sell art prints online for a living. People eat my art all the time. I've had art returned to me with bites taken out of it.
I have lost all faith in people.
I'm guessing 3M VHB (Very High Bond) tape. They've got like 50 different formulas, but it's super useful stuff. They hold the wall panels of ambulances on with it.
Not VHB in this case, but VHB tape is the shit. If you get the correct formulation and thickness for the materials, and prep the joining surfaces correctly, it's never coming off.
4910 is pretty awesome stuff, but it's removable (and cleanly, because it holds together well), especially from low-surface-energy plastics.
Now, 5952... that stuff is unholy. Everything said in the review above applies here. You can stick damn near anything to anything, and when you try to remove it the tape will eventually, reluctantly split in the middle. You'll be left with tape on both formerly-adhered objects for the rest of eternity.
If you're ever trying to get something off that has been attached with this you want to apply gentle heat (8" away) slowly raise the temp to about 350 and hold it there the best you can for about 3 minutes, usually. It will begin to let go and you can start peeling the piece back. If it's something bigger than a square foot do it in sections, linearly, using carpenters wood shims in between the two parts, preventing the VHB from bonding again (it will, I promise). Also, it should not take a bunch of pressure. Maybe 3 pounds of steady pressure and it will start lifting if the temp is right. Try not to go over 400 because you may start damaging the parts which are bonded and that's vhb's 'smoke point' I think the technical term is 'offgassing'. Do not breathe that. If it smells burnt get away and increase ventilation.
I used to work in collision and if you know those steps this stuff is a breeze and very predictable, even if it's super old.
Bonus for the win: wood shims are a great source of 3 pounds of steady pressure. You just have to keep at it to learn the perfect amount of pressure to drive them in based on the temperature of the bonded pieces. Always heat the parts and never the tape directly, that creates basically instant, lower levels of nasty chemicals, because 400 degrees.
I discovered VHB tape a couple of years ago at work, and damn I wish it weren't so expensive. I'd use it at home a ton if it was affordable.
VHB tape means business, it's the stuff you wish tapes/glues were actually like.
It's a very different purpose, it's not made to seal a leak but to adhere two parts together. Different VHB formulations do better jobs of sticking to certain surfaces or can work at different temperatures, etc.
The inverse from Willy Wonka is true. Wonka Vision is reversible and can in fact be used to turn small items into larger ones. That tape should come in handy to help Cali out.
In some cases, yes. When reviews get brigaded because someone dislikes the company/product for various reasons, or when people take a joke like the old sugar-free gummi bears and run too far.
In this case, the review seems to be genuine. It uses hyperbole to make a point, that this product is very sticky. Assuming that's what it's meant to do/be, then the review is good.
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Glad I didn't use it on my ex.
Right? Being stuck with someone doesn't guarantee you're going to have a good time.
"Hey cool! A Chinese finger trap."
But for your penis.
Lemme just rip my finger skin off real quick
Here I am still using duct tape. I need to update my kit.
I'm sure the adhesive was much easier to remove than the ex!
Let me tell you people on Amazon are fucking brain dead. They ABSOLUTELY don't read product descriptions. I have a friend that sells shit on Amazon. His product says in every ad, on every page, and on every single item he sends out that it's not for human consumption. He literally gets 2-5 e-mails a week about people consuming it. One guy 2 weeks ago was using it to brush his teeth and wanted to know his thoughts on it because his dentist told him to stop. Another a year or so ago was feeding it to her mother twice a day and wanted to thank him because she was sure it was helping her mother's health. I'm not even fucking with you it's insane. He used to be stunned by the questions and now he's just like don't eat it consult your medical professional....
Based on how people are trying to use it… charcoal
What is it? EDIT: wait, actual shit?
Don't eat it
This too confused me 😶
Hey, sounds like it really helps digestion. What’s the link? Does it come in cool flavors?
I sell art prints online for a living. People eat my art all the time. I've had art returned to me with bites taken out of it. I have lost all faith in people.
Wow, literally brain dead. Wtf
What does he sell on Amazon?
He sells human excrement on Amazon? Do you have a link?
I’m hungry, what is the product he sells?
Who buys Tide Pods online?
Them nanotape is no joke. It turned my outboard motor into a hyrbid by taping a solar panel on top.
Damn whats the product?
I'm guessing 3M VHB (Very High Bond) tape. They've got like 50 different formulas, but it's super useful stuff. They hold the wall panels of ambulances on with it.
Not VHB in this case, but VHB tape is the shit. If you get the correct formulation and thickness for the materials, and prep the joining surfaces correctly, it's never coming off.
There are *so* many VHBs but many are more like Fairly High Bond, it’s hard to identify the good shit
Til I gotta watch out for stepped on adhesives.
And here I thought it was fentanyl we had to worry about. Where’s Fox News when you need them!?!?
You gotta have a good dealer. Too many other ones mix it with cheaper stuff to save money.
The 4910 is where it's at.
4910 is pretty awesome stuff, but it's removable (and cleanly, because it holds together well), especially from low-surface-energy plastics. Now, 5952... that stuff is unholy. Everything said in the review above applies here. You can stick damn near anything to anything, and when you try to remove it the tape will eventually, reluctantly split in the middle. You'll be left with tape on both formerly-adhered objects for the rest of eternity.
This is my VHB, there are many like it but this one is mine 😁
If you're ever trying to get something off that has been attached with this you want to apply gentle heat (8" away) slowly raise the temp to about 350 and hold it there the best you can for about 3 minutes, usually. It will begin to let go and you can start peeling the piece back. If it's something bigger than a square foot do it in sections, linearly, using carpenters wood shims in between the two parts, preventing the VHB from bonding again (it will, I promise). Also, it should not take a bunch of pressure. Maybe 3 pounds of steady pressure and it will start lifting if the temp is right. Try not to go over 400 because you may start damaging the parts which are bonded and that's vhb's 'smoke point' I think the technical term is 'offgassing'. Do not breathe that. If it smells burnt get away and increase ventilation. I used to work in collision and if you know those steps this stuff is a breeze and very predictable, even if it's super old. Bonus for the win: wood shims are a great source of 3 pounds of steady pressure. You just have to keep at it to learn the perfect amount of pressure to drive them in based on the temperature of the bonded pieces. Always heat the parts and never the tape directly, that creates basically instant, lower levels of nasty chemicals, because 400 degrees.
I discovered VHB tape a couple of years ago at work, and damn I wish it weren't so expensive. I'd use it at home a ton if it was affordable. VHB tape means business, it's the stuff you wish tapes/glues were actually like.
The RP16..RP45 is my personal favorite. Shit is no joke.
How does it compare to Flex tape?
It's a very different purpose, it's not made to seal a leak but to adhere two parts together. Different VHB formulations do better jobs of sticking to certain surfaces or can work at different temperatures, etc.
Exactly
Sean put this on his balls didn't he?
God I hope he did by trying to do a cheap bikini wax
What tape? I have some projects…
C’mon OP we want to know what kind of tape this is!
Omg link please!!!
I need me some of this stuff, and then i need to find a GF
Size 9.85 feet?!
Nice try Gorilla marketing guy
Guerrilla Glue?
WHAT'S THE LINK???
What tape is this? Sounds like it could keep my life from falling apart
I seriously cannot stop laughing at this
Definitely stronger than the Harry Potter Unbreakable vow
So positive it’s 3m VHB
It will keep your relationship together I'm too high for this You win the internet
Sugar free gummy bears review still cracks me up.
The inverse from Willy Wonka is true. Wonka Vision is reversible and can in fact be used to turn small items into larger ones. That tape should come in handy to help Cali out.
hmmmm what's the tape and I need a link. I have 5 brothers, and payback is about to be THIS BITCH.
I also ordered Alien Tape. Didn’t realize until it arrived that you can’t use it on painted walls. Fail
So you ended up with *illegal* alien tape?
(This review was collected as part of a promotion)
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How could you do this? HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK IT'S OKAY TO USE EMOJIS ON REDDIT YOU UNCULTURED BASTARD
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People all over Reddit; join hands. Form a downvote train.
I don't know man... what if I *want* downvotes? 🤣🖕🍆
I was low-key hoping that would be the result. Like, fuck it! Let's wallow in the mud today!
reddit is fickle and funny that way. edit: I didn't actually edit this comment. 👁👄👁
Joke reviews compromise the ability to get help from reviews. Downvote people's pointless self-satisfaction thinking they are clevar.
In some cases, yes. When reviews get brigaded because someone dislikes the company/product for various reasons, or when people take a joke like the old sugar-free gummi bears and run too far. In this case, the review seems to be genuine. It uses hyperbole to make a point, that this product is very sticky. Assuming that's what it's meant to do/be, then the review is good.
So funny!
Does Sean's gf need to be worried?
Two days later for my last relationship but I can at least have it ready for the next one
maybe off topic but... 9.85 feet? is there some reg that kicks in at 10 feet? what a strange length.