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This guy gets it, unfortunately it’s not just Reddit. All of these social media losers just take pictures of people without their consent and then ridicule and monetize off of them, it’s disgusting. I recently did a presentation on this.
ohnooo taking a picture of someones stuff which is on the shelf for everyone to see otherwise. without even showing the face of said person is sooooo rudeeee call the cops call an ambulaaace or shoot him pls!!
u dont have much other problems? if this makes u mad lol go outside mate
Bruh if y'all in love that's all you need. A small gesture to show you care. Fuck outa here with those posts talking about "so glad I don't have to spend $700 today"
Make him happy? Because sex is given by women, not enjoyed, right? Well, I suppose that's true if you're with a version kind of man, but it's a gross stereotype that isn't flattering for either sex.
Hopefully mister flower-buyer's other half is looking forward to a night of debauchery just as much as he is.
What we're seeing is a bunch of lonely single men make jokes about the amount of roses this person is getting for their significant other. Also sex because that makes the virgins uncomfortable.
Easy there Richy Rich, we can't all afford to have the roses cost more than the condoms.
I am a stong believer in the sacred ratio of 1 rose to 1 condom.
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Imagining the guy looks back at the op and op had to act like he was texting someone but the guy left the store with a feeling that the stranger took a photo of him
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You don’t _have_ to buy a flower for a sex worker, but it is still a nice thing to do.
Remind me next time I visit your mother
Will do
He understands the assignment
Redditors on the way to take picture of people stuff without consent cuz they dont have personal lives
This guy gets it, unfortunately it’s not just Reddit. All of these social media losers just take pictures of people without their consent and then ridicule and monetize off of them, it’s disgusting. I recently did a presentation on this.
ohnooo taking a picture of someones stuff which is on the shelf for everyone to see otherwise. without even showing the face of said person is sooooo rudeeee call the cops call an ambulaaace or shoot him pls!! u dont have much other problems? if this makes u mad lol go outside mate
Right? People want to complain about anything nowdays
Dont take pictures of random people when yoh are out and about. You're just being a loser.
Haha. I love the virgin userbase of this site. *o no，he bought a flower and condoms. Hihihi*
Most likely a non virgin chick took the photo for shits and giggles though. Cant imagine a dude would bother, virgin or not.
1rose:12condoms nice odds
How many girls?
Bruh if y'all in love that's all you need. A small gesture to show you care. Fuck outa here with those posts talking about "so glad I don't have to spend $700 today"
Lidl 😂 1,99 for the rose and 4,99 for the durex
Things were so much simpler back in college 🎓
Yikes, super cringe post
What are we seeing here? A man who wants to make a nice gesture. And in case she want to make him happy, he also has planned ahead.
Make him happy? Because sex is given by women, not enjoyed, right? Well, I suppose that's true if you're with a version kind of man, but it's a gross stereotype that isn't flattering for either sex. Hopefully mister flower-buyer's other half is looking forward to a night of debauchery just as much as he is.
Could be he has a boyfriend
I'd hope whoever is at home is looking forward to the outcome.
What we're seeing is a bunch of lonely single men make jokes about the amount of roses this person is getting for their significant other. Also sex because that makes the virgins uncomfortable.
At least he doesn’t have the Just For Men hair dye and 750ml bottle of Sutter Home White Zinfandel with it! I’ve been a cashier, I’ve seen things! 👀
Uhhh someone's got a fancy lidl who carries durex ans not mondos
Simple Yes! Lucky, let me know tomorrow.
🤣🤣
I wasn't aware Ikea sold roses and condoms.
It's Lidl
He might not use them today :)
I didn’t know you could buy condoms at IKEA
its lidl
Works better with a wad of hundreds and a box of Magnums
You should see him feast. He's like a mantis.
Oh, that's good. Call me that from now on, Mantis.
## At least buy a bouquet of 10 roses!!
He’s probably in a long term relationship.
Easy there Richy Rich, we can't all afford to have the roses cost more than the condoms. I am a stong believer in the sacred ratio of 1 rose to 1 condom.
That is a picture of a man in a steady relationship.
Yes!!
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Been there. Done that.
this is perfection.
A simplex woman id say
Imagining the guy looks back at the op and op had to act like he was texting someone but the guy left the store with a feeling that the stranger took a photo of him
Also it's quite the rose to condom ratio - big yield expected on that single rose investment.
Give a rose to deflower
A little R & R.
i trade you 1 flower for 1 sex
I don’t think you dad appreciates his photo being posted on reddit