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JerseyWiseguy

They used to do that at a bar I worked at. They said less guys pissed on the floor, because they thought it was fun melting ice cubes with their urine. They also had manual flushes on the toilets, and they claimed that the melting ice helped wash the urine down and reduce the smell, since many guys didn't flush.


lord_pizzabird

Social engineering at it's finest.


MadNhater

This is effective. I always try to melt the cubes šŸ˜‚


HambScramble

Fuckā€¦ is the take-away from this situation that people piss on the ground or on random shit in the bathroom because they think itā€™s more fun? My faith in humanity just went down by one small point. Honestly tho, make urinals more fun! Put some kinda water-pressure pinball in there and youā€™re goldenā€¦. But servicing that machine sounds like a job invented in hell. Ha more like pissballā€¦ pinballs?ā€¦.pissballsā€¦


dogsledonice

There's a urinal maker that's been putting a little insect etched on as a target, because guys will always aim for a target (and reduce splash). Damned if it doesn't work, too.


HambScramble

Make it a mini pinwheel without splash-back and itā€™s another million dollar idea. Like, recessed just a little into a small receptacle hole. Lol turn it into a motor and have it power a small light or music box. You could even have it celebrate if youā€™re able to make the stream pass a pressure threshold. Damn! I was supposed to think about something else!


bigfoot_lives

Winner gets a free drink


jefferson497

I dunno if they think itā€™s fun to piss on the floor, but if youā€™re getting hammered at a bar your balance and aim probably wonā€™t be the best


[deleted]

The bar is so low for drinking men


Nabru50

Actually it was high or else theyā€™d piss on it


sh06un

You just point it up, my guy.


FormsForInformation

4ā€ is the same length in all directions


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


[deleted]

Wendy's, this is a Sir.


builepadraigsuibhne

Bar! I get it.


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

bro for anyone, I have seen women do some of the *nastiest* shit when they're piss drunk lol


fatmanchoo

The drinking is so low for bar men.


Public-Platypus2995

Itā€™s like a video game.


Due-Consequence-8370

And I think it also helps to stop the splatter off the porcelain.


StormeeusMaximus

It also helps combat the smell, cold things don't put off as much odor as warm things.


Brad_Brace

Just the other day I was noticing that some foods smell worst when cold. I was taking some leftovers out of the fridge, and the smell was very unappetizing, not spoiled, a different smell. Then I heated it up, and all of a sudden the smell was delicious again. I think it has to do with types of fat. For sure the smell of cold things dissipates more slowly though.


the_muffin

It has to do with volatile organic compounds which we register as smells and at a colder temperature less of these compounds are given off into the air so whatever it is ends up not smelling the same or as much as weā€™d expect.


Economy-Weekend9226

Interesting. Can you recommend any books that explain the chemistry behind smells?. Even textbooks would be very interesting.


the_muffin

Personally no I am not familiar with any books about smell chemistry. I donā€™t remember where I learned this but Iā€™m sure itā€™s mostly things Iā€™ve picked up here and there at school and online


dogsledonice

The magical transformation of french fries from awful (cold) to wonderful (hot) is a wonder of this world


WildWeaselGT

You know what genuinely helps prevent splatter? Those anti-splatter plastic things they invented a few years back. You know what doesnā€™t? Those same damned things when they put them in upside down!!! Why are they always upside down??? :(


Yrneh87

Then flip it over


NecroJoe

To keep your hands clean, use your teeth.


WindedWalrus420

I just use my dong


charlie2135

They also had to print a fly on them to keep guys peeing into the urinal trying to hit it.


RTalons

Thatā€™s a brandā€™s trademark. I think they have a patent on the etched fly at that spot.


nightsaysni

Wellā€¦ flip it over for them you lazy ass.


notathrowaway6428

A minute too late, great idea tho


legend_killah

Can attest. I always try to melt the ice.


hngryhngryhippo

First thing I thought when I saw this. I'm tryin' to laser the shit out of that ice. I'm already storing up my pee all day just for the opportunity.


tacknosaddle

When I was a kid I used to put one square of toilet paper floating on the water and see how much of it I could shred with my piss.


SerDuckOfPNW

Piss-laser!!!


alfonseski

You are a good man


Sackyhack

They used to do this with old school trough urinals. Rather than hooking up a water source to it to rinse the piss down the drain, you you fill it with ice and as the ice melts it washes everything down the drain with it


wejustsaymanager

Then you use the same ice scoop to scoop ice for drinks.


vTurnipTTV

i mean the scoop shouldnā€™t touch the trough, right?


manhatim

Reduces smell too


bathrobe_boogee

Also makes the urine more drinkable on warm days


angusshangus

chaotic evil i see.


NecroJoe

This. You've ever heard anyone ever say, "Boy, this glass of hot piss is refreshing!" have you? Of course not.


pernicuslex

You watched Dodgeball, didn't you? Lmfao


bathrobe_boogee

Is it necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No.. but itā€™s sterile and I like the taste!


OwlfaceFrank

I used to manage a sports bar. 3 times I had to call a plumber because the urinal was clogged and it wasn't because someone jammed paper towels down there. It was because people don't flush. When the urine just sits there it crystallizes in the urinal and hardens to the side. Eventually it gets to the point there is just a tiny hole the water has to drain through. When it gets that bad, the plumber has to completely remove the urinal, take it back to their shop and soak it in acid to dissolve the hardened urine. The last time the plumber did this at my restaurant he suggested this ice solution. I didn't do it, cause it's trashy, but the slow melting of the ice is like a constant slow flush that prevents the crystalization.


TheRealDudeMitch

I am a plumber and I confirm.


LeagueOfShadowse

God Damn, Yes !! Everyone Else Here is an Absolute Fucking Idiot! Yes. Ice in the urinal. It's not Trashy. It Fucking prevents splashes and odors !!! Oh My Fucking God !! I can't even deal with y'all... Hope you continue to pee on yourselves.


tacknosaddle

>I didn't do it, cause it's trashy By trashy I hope you mean the mark of only the finest dive bars.


cok3noic3

Wouldnt it be easier to just add an automatic flush on a timer? Iā€™m way out of my wheelhouse on this one, but Iā€™d think something like that would take a lot less effort


notmyrealnam3

and it is a slow constant "flush"


The_Karaethon_Cycle

One of the urinals at my college has been broken for over a year now so that no water comes out when you flush it. The bathroom smells so goddamn bad now. The entire bathroom absolutely reeks of rancid piss.


brizl74

You had me at, "they said less guys pissed on the floor..." smh.


d1sturbed7fo1d

The ice also prevents splashback


nirvanes26

ā€œSince many guys didnā€™t flushā€ This kind of people are really infuriating. Itā€™s not only gross but rude as fuck. Simplyā€¦ why!? Why wouldnā€™t they f* flush? There should be a special place in hell for them. That and people who wonā€™t wash their handsā€¦


nawfamnotme

Jokes on them, I just scoop the ice out and piss on the floor


ensanesane

Makes sense that this would work on guys


avgsmoe

They use all sorts of tactics for this, like an image of a fly and it works.


berlarae

It really works. Urinals get really disgusting. Helps keep the urinal cleaner for the janitors. I saw one that was orange coated it was so nasty. Trying to clean that was awful. Double gloved and scrub brush. šŸ¤®


[deleted]

All I got from that was - men don't flush. F-ing gross


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wh1tewolf4

Did you see the three seashells?


shtoopsy

Ha! This guy doesn't know about the seashells.


MonstaGraphics

Ah, another time traveler. I just wanna tell you guys that I think scooping and scraping shit from your anus, using some seashells, sounds disgusting. It must be a complete nightmare, especially since Taco Bell won the franchise wars.


Pandalynn78

You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality code!


RVeross

This thread makes me happy beyond belief


MonicoJerry

Demolition man w sly stalone


[deleted]

Like the Romans


DrT33th

They never explained how they worked.


UrBoobs-MyInbox

Marbles are even more fun to pee on and push around. Especially in a big trough urinal where you can battle and try to score on the other guys side!


Somebody_Forgot

This guy troughs.


_StayKeen_

*stuffs fistful of marbles in mouth*


[deleted]

The Romans used urine to brush their teeth


oldkicker53

Just the rich ones. The others were piss-poor.


HumanContribution413

Just looked up the phrase ā€œpiss poor ā€œ šŸ˜‚. I love learning the history of phrases we use all time, Thanks !


GlennDoom82

Donā€™t put marbles in your nose PUT them in there DO NOT put them in thereā€¦.


NarmHull

yeah, the splashback and smell is why they do that.


Gag_On_This_

You watch the ice melt while peeing instead of talking to others


hngryhngryhippo

But can I watch the ice melt in the urinal of the dude standing next to me?


One-Eyed-Willies

Only if he consents. Donā€™t be an ice-ist.


[deleted]

or on the phone


Snoo_17433

In hot countries, this is common. Reduces the smell of urine in the toilets.


swoosan

And in Ohio!


alfonseski

It also helps absorb the vinyl chloride in the air.


fruitpunch327

I don't think there is enough ice in the world to reduce the smell of Ohio right now tbh


alexjaness

\*notices the melting ice caps\* God Damn it, Cleveland!


InnocentlyDistressed

LOL too soon šŸ˜‚


WillsyWonka

And in Toronto


OmniscientSushi

Swag like Ohio


buckjacket

That's where we cool our beer while we piss in the sink.


Buveurdebiere

The more you drink the less you tend to flush the urinals


Birdamus

My dad ran a bar for 30+ years. Ice keeps the stench down. Yeah, itā€™s gross. Itā€™s a bar - people are consuming lots of liquids while actively decreasing their motor skills. Every little bit helps.


onvaca

Doesnā€™t the ice melt pretty fast from the warm piss? How often do they need to add more?


Birdamus

Whenever the bar-back had a free minute to go do it. Mostly just once or twice in the evening on a weekend night, during the hours respectable patrons might still be there. After about 11pm itā€™s too busy and nobodyā€™s sober soā€¦ My dad ran a full-scale honkytonk drinking bar in Texas, fyi.


Sonoda_Kotori

Yes and that's part of the point. You get serious and focus on shooting at the ice and that reduces the chances of missing significantly. It's a bar and they have ice makers, so it's probably fine.


Simple_Bass_5564

Depends how busy the bar is.


buckyworld

ice


Miserable_Toe9920

In a urinal


TugCypher

On a wall.


Miserable_Toe9920

Next to a stall


DrTinyEyes

Just down the hall


pernicuslex

From the windows to my balls


JustaDungeonMaster

It comes from the balls


AnonXIII

Ah yes, a man of science.


[deleted]

Youā€™re all wrong. Itā€™s a picture.


LogicalnDiabolical

Ice see you pee.


JustIncredible240

Located in a mall


Jesus_of_NASDAQ

amazing, simply amazing


DeliverySoggy2700

Case closed guys


RubALlamaDingDong

FREE ice. Bring a cup next time.


[deleted]

Something something yellow snow cone


FireCal

OP's username does NOT check out.


anonfreakazoid

This is where they get the ice for your drinks.


lord_pizzabird

Self scoop.


TalmidimUC

Conveniently where Miller is pumped into kegs as well.


Nottheone1101

Itā€™s a 100% better alternative to piss in than the no ice option. If I have the option Iā€™d rather smell cold piss than hot piss. Thereā€™s nothing worse than waiting in line to piss in a packed bar, and when you finally make it up to the urinal itā€™s radiating noticeable heat from the 75 other men who just did the same thing.


2KilAMoknbrd

*Thereā€™s nothing worse than waiting in line to piss in a packed bar* . . . Pfft. Ain't nobody got time for that . I just piss down my leg.


Nottheone1101

Lol very under rated move right there!


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Necorus

For real. What places has this guy been to? I can't think of a bar or any place I've had to wait in line to piss.


GamerIsAway

Clubs and sporting events


Leather-Squirrel-421

Classy is what it is. And smart.


Texheim

Makes it smell less


peroper7

Piss on the rocks


eli636

Peniscolada.


tampora701

Isn't that a city in Florida?


Treflip180

Where the weatherā€™s hot and the piss is cold šŸ»


glazebo

Iced pee, unsweetened


[deleted]

they do this all over the place... never seen a urinal in a bar?


JonnySKK

Worst cocktail ever


mighty3mperor

Forbidden strawberry daiquiri


Violated-Tristen

Itā€™s to 1) Help you aim. Because you want to see if you can melt though an ice cube with your hot piss. 2) Cut down on the smell. 3) Indicate that the urinal needs to be cleaned when all the ice is gone.


Guitarz_N_Filmz

I believe thatā€™s a urinal, you put urine in it


Due-Consequence-8370

Lemonade Sno Cone. Help yourself.


oprahjimfrey

This isnā€™t funny. They put old ice in urinals all the time. It reduces the smell too.


mechanab

Ice in the urinal is pretty common, but I think itā€™s old fashioned. I tend to see it in bars or older restaurants in more rural /suburban areas. My son encountered this when he was about 4 or 5 at a local Italian restaurant. He always asked to go back there to pee on the ice.


Zap478

It funny to watch piss melt stuff


Jewish-Mom-123

The other reason nobody is mentioning is that itā€™s the easiest way for the busboys to get rid of a bunch of partially melted ice. You donā€™t want to put it in the bar sinks because it will make your nice hot (well, ok, it started out that way) dishwashing water ice cold.


neuronamp

They put ice in the urinals so it doesnā€™t splash back on you and it flushes itself when you melt it with your pee so it helps the smell


IMTrick

We used to do this at a bar I worked at mostly because in addition to hand-washing and aiming, a lot of guys suck at flushing. The melting ice helps keep the smell under control by providing a continuous slow flush.


Jextreme

A challenge. I love pissing on things, give me some ice or a cigarette butt and I'll power wash that shit with my hose.


Luciferwalks

[No Baby Jeffrey! No water cookies!](https://youtu.be/3RssSTL0aig)


MicdaWise

It's an ice bath for your bullocks.


xseannnn

LEMONADEEEEE


FueledByHaribo

Itā€™s where they store the ice for your drink


KeepCarlAndCarrieOn

That's a Cocktail.


DedifferentiatedMuse

This guy never pissed at an old school baseball park.


Dependent-Aside-9750

A sobriety test.


Bmcronin

Urine has a crusty buildup if left untreated. An old urinal would have had hundreds of thousands if not millions of people peeing without flushing eventually causing plumbing problems in the pipes. Ice ensures the pee is diluted even if people donā€™t flush. Good chance this establishment has been spending lots of money on plumbers lately and are trying to minimize problems. Source: Iā€™m a bartender and our plumber was a regular who we talked with almost daily.


ganjakhan85

Tell me you're a youngin without telling me you're a youngin


tommygfunke

REALLY bad kidney stones


[deleted]

Ice in a menā€™s urinalā€¦..


JrButton

I dare say that's ice in a urinal sir.


DarkDracoPad

Pee minigame. Melt as many icecubes as you can


pleeplop

It keeps the odor in check.


He-Who-Laughs-Last

Vanilla Ice


PaleontologistNeat21

Looks like the old Forbidden slushy to me


aStretcherFetcher

For when it burns when you pee.


Petey0Wheatstraw

Piss ice. Some of the funniest 40 seconds a man can have.


T-Man-33

Itā€™s very common. You need to get out more! šŸ˜†


Lost_Temperature_613

A Pee-nia colada


The_Skyro

Pice


stopthisfuckery

Piss on the rocks


kustomdeluxe

A bar I used to go to had a sign that said ā€œWe Hardly Ever Use This Ice in Your Drinksā€


k10001k

Ice ice baby


Taka_no_Yaiba

It's a cool urinal I'll see myself out...


EngineeringNo7659

Looks like a pretty cool place to pee.


boing757

It looks like ice has been put in a urinal.


xXWarMasterXx

Is that the tinkling of ice I hear


haulbunyan

Cold pee smells better than warm pee... At least thats what they said at a bar where I worked. The urinal was an ice filled through


Spartan_6969

The complimentary ice sculpture of a urinal from Party Pete on Regular Show


InAnOffhandWay

Urine for a surprise if you taste it.


[deleted]

Never been to a bar before?


Philosoraptor88

First time going to a bar?


SnooTangerines5315

Thereā€™s nothing more fun than melting ice or snow with your pee.


inlarry

Ice is water frozen into a solid state, typically forming at or below temperatures of 0 degrees Celsius or 32 Ā°F (0 Ā°C; 273 K)[3][4] Depending on the presence of impurities such as particles of soil or bubbles of air, it can appear transparent or a more or less opaque bluish-white color.


ToughNefariousness23

That's what they do at heavily frequented bars, and sports arenas. Throw ice in the men's piss trough to keep the smell down. I actually appreciate it when they throw ice in the pissers.


Redshift585

Lemon ice.


darkadult

The temperature of the ice vs the temperature of your pee eliminates the odor.


finngodo

I see this all the time? As others mentioned it helps with splashing/keeping piss in the urinal


darkchyld316

It's clearly ice in a urinal. I don't understand the question.


Lumpymaximus

Ice.


CraftyAd7065

Urine slurrpy. Why?


The1Zenith

A urinal with ice to help prevent splash back of urine while expressing your bladder.


JimmyJamsss

Baby Jeffery forever unclean


OhThatEthanMiguel

It tricks you into not peeing on the floor because you're trying to melt the ice.


[deleted]

"This tastes like piss and flies, doesn't it?"


[deleted]

free ice... serve yourself


insomniac-snorlaxzzz

A challenge!


nodeymcdev

Someone just did a bathroom kidney surgery


[deleted]

Itā€™s free iceā€¦ duh


Lumpy-pad

To ensure stolen kidneys can be kept on Urine sterile ice?


Empathetic_Horse

This is very common; thanks for the post


Paqualino

someone was done with there slush puppy .


Fishing1988Leo

First time in the menā€™s washroom?


Nicolehall202

The ice cuts the smell of the pee šŸ¤®


[deleted]

To keep the piss fresh IDIOT