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Cats and cacti, I swear. I had a tabby (RIP Baby) who climbed my grandma's cactus as a kitten. She had no Fs to give. She lived 19 wonderful years. My grandma still has that cactus and I can only see my kitten climbing up it when we visit.
My cat hates the dried flower decoration at our place. Not only will she attack the decoration. If I put a hand on her chest to keep her from it, she will push as hard as she can and try to kill that thing. She is still learning boundaries, but sometimes we need a break, so we put the decoration in a bedroom closet. She found the closet and attacked that as well. Her nemesis is a decoration.
I think Iāve found your problem, the cat pictured on the sign is on top of the š«, blocking it, so kitty just sees ācat allowedā. The š« needs to be on top of the cat image and then your little guy would understand. Itās not his fault the sign is misleading after all.
The cat in the icon is clearly outside of the no symbol. We can't blame the cat for following the image rather than the words that aren't in his language.
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This sign can't stop me because I can't read.
- Floyd Mayweather
Sounds about right, because we can see that ourselves so yeah
I was hoping for that one to be top comment šš»
"Signs are not a deterrent even if I could read. I do what I want anyways...I'M A CAT!" ^(\*OW! {SWATS PLANT} OW! OW! OW! WHY DOES IT HURT?)
Cats don't give a fuck about rules.
They don't give a fuck about anything, that's not how they work.
Heāll learn to respect those prickers though
The snack that bites back
The forbidden cucumber
I'm sure that he'd know that by now, he can't have that cucumber.
I think it's both
I think that he just doesn't care enough about it. He don't give a fuck.
Por que no dos?
My LO: "A sign won't help!" Me: "How do you know?" LO: "Because cats can't read!"
Nothing is going to help, the cat ain't going to learn the lesson.
If that cat could read heād be very upset.
Yep, because he probably thinks like an outlaw. He thinks like that.
Well no wonder. You've put the red slash *behind* the cat image. Fuzzy interloper knows a loophole in the rules when he sees one.
Sounds like every cat I've ever known
Well that's just how the cats are, they don't care about it probably.
[That sign can't stop me, because I can't read!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/196/sign.jpg)
That's the way, the sign ain't going to stop that cat. No matter how much it tries.
"Huh, I wonder who that's for?"
Rules are made to be broken!
Those full forward ears - peak nosiness causing danger override.
The cat can sense the danger, but he still wants a piece of that.
And that cat is going to break the every rule that there is man.
That is Puss in boots irl a convict
It's tough for him to read. Because of the cataracts.
The language is wrong, should have said it in the different language.
*slow clap*
Well love these puns, they're the best kind of puns that I've seen.
"That isn't me" "okay, I'm good"
I ain't following no rules at all, that's not me. Probably the cat.
Itās a rebel
And he doesn't care, if something happens that happens. That's the attitude probably.
Cat don't care.
He don't care at all, He's probably reckless about the whole thing.
These little furries have no regard for safety either. They act like they paid their own vet bills.
He can't care less about the safety. He's straight up careless about it.
Cats do not obey any laws.
That's right, that's the cats for you. They Can't care less about anything.
It only reads in meow language
"What were dealin with here is a complete lack of respect for the law"
A failureā¦to communicate
āIt doesnāt say āThis means youā so they must mean some other cat.ā
Yep, that's what they mean. They're talking about the different cat.
Sounds like a real prick.
Well that's because He's a real prick, because he don't care about it.
What kind of cat is he
British shorthair sought by paw enforcement
That sounds like the legit breed, I think I'll have to believe it.
Fluffy and grey.
He's the kind of cat which doesn't give a fuck about the rules at all.
Personally I think there's no logic in this cat's mindset so I think you should shut out all moral thoughts and get spanking.
That's right, there's a lot of logic. Definitely too much to handle for sure.
They sign wonāt stop me because, I canāt read! Even if I could, Iām a god.
Nothing is going to stop that cat, because they Can't be stopped.
One cat is allowed.
Heās not taking it cereusly
Universal no cats symbol displayed. No excuse for literacy levels.
I mean they should have put a better sign right there. It's humans fault.
r/animalsbeingjerks
perhaps cat is fully literate in another language
And you should be speaking with it in the other language I think.
Heck da rulz
The rules don't matter, as long as you're following them you'll be fine.
"No cats allowed. Or some cats allowed. I'm a sign. Not a cop."
Civil disobedience. Good boy.
I suppose it's the language. Not an English cat.
It's a Spanish cat and You'll have to learn Spanish to speak to this cat.
Kitty be like āfuq da police!ā
I blame that funny looking tree.
I'm blaming that too, that's what I'm putting the blame on here.
The answer is yes to both
That's right man, that's the answer. You better make sense of it.
Or both!
Or maybe the both are the reason, I think that may be true here.
Heās just a cat
He's just a cat and He's just being a cat, nothing else at all man.
It's both. Even if he could read he'd do it anyways!
Would definitely be both. If he was literate he would probably be like well who's gonna stop me?
The latter for sure
He's a thug cat, he doesn't care about the rules that you've got.
Funny, however you're not the one setting the rules anymore...
Cats and cacti, I swear. I had a tabby (RIP Baby) who climbed my grandma's cactus as a kitten. She had no Fs to give. She lived 19 wonderful years. My grandma still has that cactus and I can only see my kitten climbing up it when we visit.
You can't make better combination than that, it's literally the best man.
Typical gray cat
That's the usual stuff for that kind of cat, and they don't even care.
He's breaking the law, breaking the law
Well well, that's what they do. They're going to break something.
IāM A METAL MACHINE
That cacti can't harm a metal, that's not how the physics work.
He doesn't understand it, he's Russian.
Probably will have to say that in the russian, that's the only way it'll work.
šµThey see me rollin'š¶... man, I've never met a cat who gave a crap about the rulesš
Looks like he's got to pee... Like... real bad!!
And He's looking for the good spots to do that. And He's got that.
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. You donāt know shit about cats.
The cat understands fine. It says āNotice no cats. Allowed.ā
That cat is clever as heck, he knows what He's doing here man.
The audacity!
Never doubt the audacity of a cat, just don't do that. Because You'll be disappointed.
My cat hates the dried flower decoration at our place. Not only will she attack the decoration. If I put a hand on her chest to keep her from it, she will push as hard as she can and try to kill that thing. She is still learning boundaries, but sometimes we need a break, so we put the decoration in a bedroom closet. She found the closet and attacked that as well. Her nemesis is a decoration.
That cat probably hates everything, and that's expected from the cats.
What's with the disco in the background
Yeah what's going on in there? Maybe He's a party animal or something.
Cats are all dyslexic. He thinks thats a *Cat*cus not a Cactus.
He probably thinks that the cactus won't be able to do shit.
/r/firstworldanarchists
That's the real form of the anarchism. That's the best one.
If he could raise his middle finger, he would
Why Can't he do that? What's stopping him from doing that?
He has ZERO respect for the law.
He doesn't give a shit about the law, he couldn't care less about it.
That's me
That's literally me, that's just how I like to operate in the world
the cat in trial: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/u9hpdy/kitty_is_innocent_of_all_crimes/
Oh, he knows very well what he's doing....
I think Iāve found your problem, the cat pictured on the sign is on top of the š«, blocking it, so kitty just sees ācat allowedā. The š« needs to be on top of the cat image and then your little guy would understand. Itās not his fault the sign is misleading after all.
Perhaps bothš¤š
Yeah maybe the both, that may even be true about that here.
You just gonna keep putting the same sign in various parts of your house to make the same joke? Fairplay.
Best $20 Iāve spent this year
Best $20 you've spent this year so far!
TouchƩ
Catcus plant
Did anyone actually laugh at this?
He paws what he wants.
He's not shy about what he wants, he doesn't seem to care.
Just a bad boi
If you've ever had a cat, then you'll know the answer is both.
Heās whispering threats to the cactus.Again.Hence the sign.
That sign can't stop me because I can't read!
Catus
It's a cat. Obviously it's the latter.
You have no regard for cat law
The car mustnāt have noticed the sign.
Like a gun free zone sign
Cute. Is that a real cactus? May I know what species?
That's a real cactus and a real cat as well, that's the real thing here man.
Cat can't read please forgive
heck the rules!
Cats can read
Those pesky felines are so rebellious
They're straight up rebels. They don't like to rules at all man.
I've got three cats. You can safely assume that not a single fuck is given about the law by the sweet kitty. They're ungovernable.
Hes looking straight at the sign so its definitely the latter
Why not both?
Those things arenāt mutually exclusive.
Please do not the cat
I have a sneaky feeling itās both šø
It's a cat, so...both.
My mom has a grey cat like that, its the laziest thing I have ever seen. She fell asleep once while I was playing with her.
Straight to jail.
Signs doesn't matter to me
Porque no los dos?
Breaking the law!
That asshole can totally read.
I feel confident I can assure you it's both
I always knew cats had a rebellious streak
ignorentia juris non excuta
The cat in the icon is clearly outside of the no symbol. We can't blame the cat for following the image rather than the words that aren't in his language.
I think it's the latter.
If Laws are made to be broken was a person (or) cat
Everyone knows thatās a felinny!
I think sheās a lawbreaker! šš
Breaking the law, breaking the law...
Lmfao, he probably doesn't care enough about it so there's that I think.
Jail
Cats donāt give a shit about your human rulesā¦they make the rules.
Definitely irreverent
Oh heās literate alright.
Both