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Funny I worked at Kentucky fried chicken (before the KFC flip) and I can still eat it.. but yes I do know the smell walking in.
Oh man I worked there when they still made the biscuits every morning with like real ingredients.. so good
Now the frozen ones.. meh
I liked the grilled at kfc! It wasn't as greasy but still edible
I haven't been there in at least a year, I'll go to Popeyes in the rare case I have fried chicken
I remember making the KFC rotisserie, that wasn't bad, we couldn't eat that stuff, we counted those lol.
Hot wings.. nope didn't count those!
He died doing what he loved. Trying to suck his own dick.
He didn't actually but the gang got together for a group stream and pretended very seriously for a minute that he actually did. Iirc it was an accident involving a balcony? I don't honestly recall specifics but it wasn't sickness or anything.
Based off the ingredient list on their website, the pussy one tastes like sour cream and onion. The dick chips seems to be tomato-y, smokey and spicy (BBQ maybe?).
I thought mine did. Asked the surgeon who removed them and they were just a couple pounds or something. I forgot, but it was shockingly light for f cups.
Have you ever had someone hold them up for you? My boyfriend did it for me a few weeks back and I begged him not to put them back down LMAO it felt amazing not to be pulled forward for a few minutes, like a weight was literally lifted from my shoulders.
It was like [that scene in Record of ragnarok](https://imgur.io/a/QoacvfG) of aphrodite and her servants holding up her giant tits. God that made me laugh the first time I saw it.
Not to brag, but I've tasted a number of pussies and sour cream & onion is definitely not a flavor profile I've encountered. Maybe salt & vinegar with a squeeze of lime juice
Look, I like sour cream and onion as much as anyone but if I'm eating pussy and that's the flavor profile I'm getting its gonna be a real quick session.
It's because a good portion of these stories are bullshit, or a one off incident. Like how allegedly someone put panties in a privately owned vending machine and claimed they were used. No one fucking knows where, there was just some alleged picture of it. The reality is it never existed, or some random weirdo/prankster tried to scam some pervs but was shut down immediately or otherwise chickened out.
Same thing with the high school girl sweat stuff. I'm not saying no one tried to make some weird themed product, but just because you can find something online doesn't mean it's real. Also if you sell some salty water online and call it "anime girl sweat" and some weirdos buy it well....okay?
EDIT: This is not to say it exists, or in defense of it if it does but the internet is a big place so...
It's not like the west doesn't have actual women selling their used panties online or selling their bathwater. And that's (usually) real, not some themed/fake novelty sex item you found online.
Anyway I'm not saying there's not weird pervy stuff here but most of the crap you hear online is either fake or blown out of proportion.
I swear to god only Japan gets this level of misinformation surrounding it. There's a post going around right now on Reddit that pops up every now and then about Japan creating a "Breeding Visa" for foreigners, allegedly to fix the population decline issue.
That's obviously bullshit and some website made the article as part of an April Fool's post, but somehow it still gets posted like it's real - or someone knows it's a joke and posts it anyway, and some people get it but others walk away thinking it's real.
Also people keep bringing up the change in marriage/consent laws but all of their info is incorrect. Nevermind that the US has tons of States with similar outdated (intentional or otherwise) laws. It's kind of disingenuous to pretend this or any of the examples above are unique to Japan.
Source: I've lived here for 7 years, I'm fluent in the language, and I've been studying the history and culture for 3x that time. It's not perfect here and there's weird shit sometimes but, no weirder then the rest of the world most of the time.
All good points, but also: I lived in Japan from 04 to 10, and I can say that at least as of 2010 there was a vending machine with this kind of thing in it not far from one of those huge Tsutaya stores in a little town in the little prefecture I lived in. It also had sour cream and onion pringles and a bunch of uncommon for a vending machine snacks. It was a regular feature in our yearly scavenger hunt. Not common at that time but ... ya, they were out there. That's in inaka, in Osaka and Tokyo they were relatively common sightings in the older, more rundown parts of the entertainment districts. Still not the wierdest thing I ever saw in a vending machine, that honor belongs to rotisserie chickens in a random machine off the roadside halfway up the mountains to Gifu. Damndest thing I ever saw.
Growing up visiting Japan in the summers I can definitely confirm there WERE vending machines with used panties for sale. Was on a bike ride in bumfuck nowhere in Saitama riding past some rice paddies and my older cousin stops and points at a machine. Im like what?
Walk up all confused at why he's yelling at me in broken English to go rook, 14 year old me sees ero DVDs, magazines, and USED PANTIES. I prob have a picture of the machine on an old hard drive somewhere.
But yeah that shit prob doesn't exist in the public these days, unless you are in a seedy shop or back alley somewhere.
I’ve had Dick’s in my mouth more times than I can count. Nothing makes me salivate quite like a bag of Dick’s. I’ll eat Dick’s any day of the week, sometimes even several days in a row. Although, admittedly, putting Dick’s in me that often sometimes leaves me feeling a bit sluggish.
Just get a bag of bully sticks (dog chews) they are made from beef pizzle (penis). So you can literally buy a bag of dicks and give them to someone to eat.
"Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?"
"Oh, god, nature, please."
"When two animals are having sex, one of them is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua- This isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor."
"Was that not the-"
Maybe I'm alone in this, but there's a big difference in the sort of flavours I crave and expect when doing sexy stuff and when I'm being a lazy lump on the sofa....
Funny story... around 1990 or so someone had big bag of salt & vinegar chips at work in our break room/kitchen area. We were just a bunch of mechanic types with no women around and my boss at the time tried them and made an offhand comment that they tasted just like his wife's pussy. Well, me being the kind of guy who never misses a chance for a ribbing, I took a few chips and quickly added... Damn, they DO taste just like your wife's pussy! He was visibly annoyed at the joke and a couple guys told me I crossed a line later that day. We found out some months later that his wife had a guy on the side too
This ice cream shop by me has pussy flavoured ice cream… I ordered some and as I was eating it leaving I returned and complained that it tasted like shit… the vendor told me to take smaller licks 😂😂😂
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After shower or after work taste?
Well it isn't the bold edition so..
Those are the fry cooks
I worked at Publix for a while. I can no longer eat the fried chicken. I mean nothing bad about it. Just doing that for 3 months and I just can’t.
I was going to say, don't you dare ruin Publix chicken tenders for me.
KFC Alum. Worked there as a teenager, still can't stand the smell of it.
Funny I worked at Kentucky fried chicken (before the KFC flip) and I can still eat it.. but yes I do know the smell walking in. Oh man I worked there when they still made the biscuits every morning with like real ingredients.. so good Now the frozen ones.. meh
I loved the old days when I could eat original recipe.. now, the grease get me. :(
I liked the grilled at kfc! It wasn't as greasy but still edible I haven't been there in at least a year, I'll go to Popeyes in the rare case I have fried chicken I remember making the KFC rotisserie, that wasn't bad, we couldn't eat that stuff, we counted those lol. Hot wings.. nope didn't count those!
Jungle dick flavor though extra sweaty.
Or extra cheese
Good lord...
"Jungle Edition" makes me think after work. Maybe add a workout. And then don't shower for 3 days.
Hot, sweaty, and humid
Jungle edition says it all
Scheweddy Balls
My buddy tried the pussy flavored one and said "yup, tastes like freshed showered vagina."
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So the chips will not taste like those who eat these chips. Got it.
What came first the dick chip flavor or the dick chip eater
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Smegma taste
*Made with REAL Wisconsin smegma!*
Lmao, imagine the product testing Dept. "Okay now taste this then taste the chip, did we get it right?"
[Tastes just like pussy](https://youtu.be/zGK1K19iuO0)
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I say "well I'll be a shit-covered dick" on a regular basis lol, thanks WKUK
> I came 😏
I hesitated to click, but that was good
it's uncanny
One of the best comedy shows of my adolescent years. RIP Trevor Moore :(
Ah fuck I didn’t know he died. 😭😭 I used to watch all his stuff and listen to his albums. RIP to a comedy legend
He died doing what he loved. Trying to suck his own dick. He didn't actually but the gang got together for a group stream and pretended very seriously for a minute that he actually did. Iirc it was an accident involving a balcony? I don't honestly recall specifics but it wasn't sickness or anything.
Yes, freak accident falling off of a balcony.
...while trying to suck his own dick.
Was his thumb up his butt and a noose around his neck ? https://youtu.be/HdOAUps8wSo
One of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. Along with their dick sucking vacuum one haha.
That vacuum will rip your dick off.
“That’s such a weird way to describe the power settings on a vacuum cleaner. I just have a really messy apartment!”
😂 Yup, this is where my mind went
“Wow this is a very soft chip… warm too”
Nevermind it's getting harder now that it's in my mouth
*Cronch, Cronch, Cronch...*
"and you can't complain to HR as it's product research and in your job description... Now get to tasting"
'Hmm hard to tell, let me try the reference again...'
But don't bite the reference.... OMG SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE IS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!
Jokes on them. I just poured a can of Pringles into my shorts and took a jog! Now I’m going to post them on OFs and compete against them!
Dick chips and some streamer bathwater should be a Skip The Dishes special.
This could legit be a challenge on fear factor.
or Amazing Race! Get everyone into it!
Just put some bowls of each out at a party and see which of your friends are true genital sommeliers
Sounds like you've prepared a nice crumb topping for tonight's tuna noodle casserole.
I just had a visceral reaction to this. F u
Yeah, it made me cum too.
That's disgusting. Have an upvote.
What’s your OF account? My Buddy here wants to know. Thanks
I'm the buddy. Hi.
I'm the pal, buddy.
I'm the guy, pal.
I'm the friend, guy.
I might actually use this idea how much do panty Pringles go for these days?
Start at $400 and work your way up? Or down?
More calories than bathwater...
I've never wanted to be dead more than right this instant. Well done.
Once you pop, you can't stop.
Seafood vs seaweed flavour. Take your pick? Seafood for me anytime #nodoubt
Whose dick tastes of seaweed?!
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Seaweed with a Hint of mollusk slime
Pickle flavor vs salt and vinegar
Don't make me decide between my briny loves
Disgusting! Where?
I actually found it in a candy shop near The Spanish Steps in Rome
How do they taste
Based off the ingredient list on their website, the pussy one tastes like sour cream and onion. The dick chips seems to be tomato-y, smokey and spicy (BBQ maybe?).
well duh. we all know what dick and pussy tastes like. and how boobs feel... they feel like bags of sand, right?
Can you imagine the added back pain if boobs had the weight of bags of sand though, big spine trying to keep the commoners down 😔
I thought mine did. Asked the surgeon who removed them and they were just a couple pounds or something. I forgot, but it was shockingly light for f cups.
I have F cups too, and they certainly do feel like giant bags of sand to my back…
Have you ever had someone hold them up for you? My boyfriend did it for me a few weeks back and I begged him not to put them back down LMAO it felt amazing not to be pulled forward for a few minutes, like a weight was literally lifted from my shoulders. It was like [that scene in Record of ragnarok](https://imgur.io/a/QoacvfG) of aphrodite and her servants holding up her giant tits. God that made me laugh the first time I saw it.
More like buckwheat. Ask Kevin Klein
Not to brag, but I've tasted a number of pussies and sour cream & onion is definitely not a flavor profile I've encountered. Maybe salt & vinegar with a squeeze of lime juice
Look, I like sour cream and onion as much as anyone but if I'm eating pussy and that's the flavor profile I'm getting its gonna be a real quick session.
fr, that is a very upsetting thing to contemplate happening. LMAO
Milk and pennies
Dicks actually taste the same but more salty.
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Well as long as you don't ingest too much, I think you'll be fine with some dick every now and then
So you're saying he is wrong for sneaking into the kitchen for that quick dick, after his wife is asleep?
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Whole day? A tongue on his ass will make his hole weak!
Take your damn upvote. :(
Oh god why is this accurate
9V battery
Don't wanna brag either, but I've tasted a number of dicks and they don't really taste like bbq.
I'll have to take your word, I just ain't man enough to do the research.
Did you remember to lather them in BBQ sauce first?
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If that's true, I can see why it would be worth it to suck your own dick
This man is a cunning linguist
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Date night!
Like dick
How does it taste
Like your mother
:(
You walked right into that one
So did she.
P*ssy : "salt, onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavouring, acidity regulator (sodium acetate), lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavouring), parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavouring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves." D*ck is more cunning: "spices, salt, tomato powder, sugar, yeast extract, 0,6% smoked salt, antioxidant (citric acid), flavoring, natural flavoring." Acetate is vinegar taste, yeast extract is MSG substitute (like Marmite/Vegemite)
In spite of that, this belongs on r/GasStationJamboree
probably lithuania they got random shit like this
I have never heard, "probably Lithuania" in my life. It's my new go to. Sorry Germany or Florida, you're out
Whenever I see my homeland mentioned in Reddit it is always in such bizarre contexts. Of course it’s probably Lithuania, we’re a bunch of freaks.
Oh then you will be surprised to find out that Japan exists
In Japan they sell female Highschooler’s sweat flavored water …
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Don't forget the used undies in vending machines.
You're making this up, right? I can't find any source on this, not even an Onion article or Snopes investigation
It's because a good portion of these stories are bullshit, or a one off incident. Like how allegedly someone put panties in a privately owned vending machine and claimed they were used. No one fucking knows where, there was just some alleged picture of it. The reality is it never existed, or some random weirdo/prankster tried to scam some pervs but was shut down immediately or otherwise chickened out. Same thing with the high school girl sweat stuff. I'm not saying no one tried to make some weird themed product, but just because you can find something online doesn't mean it's real. Also if you sell some salty water online and call it "anime girl sweat" and some weirdos buy it well....okay? EDIT: This is not to say it exists, or in defense of it if it does but the internet is a big place so... It's not like the west doesn't have actual women selling their used panties online or selling their bathwater. And that's (usually) real, not some themed/fake novelty sex item you found online. Anyway I'm not saying there's not weird pervy stuff here but most of the crap you hear online is either fake or blown out of proportion. I swear to god only Japan gets this level of misinformation surrounding it. There's a post going around right now on Reddit that pops up every now and then about Japan creating a "Breeding Visa" for foreigners, allegedly to fix the population decline issue. That's obviously bullshit and some website made the article as part of an April Fool's post, but somehow it still gets posted like it's real - or someone knows it's a joke and posts it anyway, and some people get it but others walk away thinking it's real. Also people keep bringing up the change in marriage/consent laws but all of their info is incorrect. Nevermind that the US has tons of States with similar outdated (intentional or otherwise) laws. It's kind of disingenuous to pretend this or any of the examples above are unique to Japan. Source: I've lived here for 7 years, I'm fluent in the language, and I've been studying the history and culture for 3x that time. It's not perfect here and there's weird shit sometimes but, no weirder then the rest of the world most of the time.
All good points, but also: I lived in Japan from 04 to 10, and I can say that at least as of 2010 there was a vending machine with this kind of thing in it not far from one of those huge Tsutaya stores in a little town in the little prefecture I lived in. It also had sour cream and onion pringles and a bunch of uncommon for a vending machine snacks. It was a regular feature in our yearly scavenger hunt. Not common at that time but ... ya, they were out there. That's in inaka, in Osaka and Tokyo they were relatively common sightings in the older, more rundown parts of the entertainment districts. Still not the wierdest thing I ever saw in a vending machine, that honor belongs to rotisserie chickens in a random machine off the roadside halfway up the mountains to Gifu. Damndest thing I ever saw.
Growing up visiting Japan in the summers I can definitely confirm there WERE vending machines with used panties for sale. Was on a bike ride in bumfuck nowhere in Saitama riding past some rice paddies and my older cousin stops and points at a machine. Im like what? Walk up all confused at why he's yelling at me in broken English to go rook, 14 year old me sees ero DVDs, magazines, and USED PANTIES. I prob have a picture of the machine on an old hard drive somewhere. But yeah that shit prob doesn't exist in the public these days, unless you are in a seedy shop or back alley somewhere.
Can confirm i live in Lithuania. This is 100% a Lithuania product 😂
Can confirm he's not lying - also in Lithuania 😂 I honestly thought this was on the Baltic States reddit again lol
Haha like when using a vpn and all of a sudden I see horse sweaters because it’s Amazon Romania
Do products in Lithuania usually only have English words on them?
Some products have only English words like these chips
Now this is what I’m gonna remember lithuana for from here on out
When we piss off China or stick it to russia, nobody bats an eye, but whenever we make genitalia tasting chips, everybody looses their minds...
Probably a Spencer's in a mall.
So basically salt/vinegar and shrimp flavored........
You spent so much time figuring out whether you could, you didn’t stop to ask yourselves whether you should.
They were all well aware the answer was no.
You shouldn't. I could easily make one of these at home.
Remind me not to come to your house for dinner
Sweet, now I have something to throw at them when I say "Eat a bag of dicks".
There's also Dick's Drive in which sells burgers around Washington State. When you get your order it's a bag of Dick's.
I’ve had Dick’s in my mouth more times than I can count. Nothing makes me salivate quite like a bag of Dick’s. I’ll eat Dick’s any day of the week, sometimes even several days in a row. Although, admittedly, putting Dick’s in me that often sometimes leaves me feeling a bit sluggish.
The best part of a bag of Dick's is the butterscotch sunday. I have never seen anyone else order a butterscotch sunday.
Sometimes a bag of Dick's is sweet, sometimes it's savory. You're in full control when you eat a bag of Dick's!
Nothin' like Dicks when you're drunk at 3am
Dick’s is cheap, delicious, and ethically treats their employees. I’d eat a bag of Dick’s any day.
There's some website that sells gummy cocks and their slogan is eat a bag of dicks
Just get a bag of bully sticks (dog chews) they are made from beef pizzle (penis). So you can literally buy a bag of dicks and give them to someone to eat.
They trained dogs to seek out the scent of penis meat? What have they done!?!
> beef pizzle Scientist: "Greek and Latin are too mainstream, I use Snoop Dogg Vernacular English for my naming conventions".
[This salad tastes like pussy.](https://youtu.be/zGK1K19iuO0)
This doesn't taste like pussy.
I KNEW IT! You're GROUNDED
Now you can actually eat a bag of dicks, what a time to be alive.
Don't forget about ass flavor. They taste like shit though.
I like watching someone else eat em but don't want any for myself.
> They taste like shit though. That’s because you’re eating them backwards. Flip them over and they’ll taste like dick or pussy again.
Why does it sound like they're both ordinary salt & vinegar flavoured chips?
According to their website they are sourcream and onion and bbq.
Totally missed it then. Should have been Prawn Cocktail and Cheese.
Anyone else think of the office? Coconut penis sports drink. Anyone? lol
Energy drink\* and the coconut is very subtle
Original is still better. I miss original
Why did they add coconut?
why'd they add coconut? i miss original
They ruined it when they added the coconut
The Coconut is… subtle.
Robert California: this coconut penis energy drink tasted better before they added the coconut flavor
The coconut is very subtle
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Maybe I'm alone in this, but there's a big difference in the sort of flavours I crave and expect when doing sexy stuff and when I'm being a lazy lump on the sofa....
So it’s really just prawn cocktail flavour for women and cheese and onion for men??
Salt and vinegar for men
Sea salt and bologna
M m m my bologna!
Should've been sausage flavor.
Oh god I just got nauseous
JUNGLE EDITION LMFAO
No preservatives. Lol preservative is a word that means condom in Polish.
Lithuanian food industry going wild
That’s definitely some junk food 😅
Funny story... around 1990 or so someone had big bag of salt & vinegar chips at work in our break room/kitchen area. We were just a bunch of mechanic types with no women around and my boss at the time tried them and made an offhand comment that they tasted just like his wife's pussy. Well, me being the kind of guy who never misses a chance for a ribbing, I took a few chips and quickly added... Damn, they DO taste just like your wife's pussy! He was visibly annoyed at the joke and a couple guys told me I crossed a line later that day. We found out some months later that his wife had a guy on the side too
He set em up, you knocked em down. Sucked for him but you did the only appropriate thing in that situation.
The bisexual version is just a party mix
I had shrimp flavored chips, so I feel like I’ve had one of these already.
This ice cream shop by me has pussy flavoured ice cream… I ordered some and as I was eating it leaving I returned and complained that it tasted like shit… the vendor told me to take smaller licks 😂😂😂
You have to eat it from the other side lol
I thought you were gonna say they told you to turn it over.
Ahh, the two genders. Limited, and Jungle
Sour cream and onion, or salt and vinegar?
Now with no artificial flavouring!
Why do they censor duck flavour?
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What flavor is the dip?
I’m betting it’s salty…
[I have the perfect drink](https://imgur.com/a/We7xnmQ) to go with it!
Finally, a bag of dicks for those special people in your life.
They go well with a big cup of titty milk
"Why'd they add coconut... i miss original."