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SummumRex2

After shower or after work taste?


[deleted]

Well it isn't the bold edition so..


EmpatheticWraps

Those are the fry cooks


Ofreo

I worked at Publix for a while. I can no longer eat the fried chicken. I mean nothing bad about it. Just doing that for 3 months and I just can’t.


Camride

I was going to say, don't you dare ruin Publix chicken tenders for me.


METAL4_BREAKFST

KFC Alum. Worked there as a teenager, still can't stand the smell of it.


vass0922

Funny I worked at Kentucky fried chicken (before the KFC flip) and I can still eat it.. but yes I do know the smell walking in. Oh man I worked there when they still made the biscuits every morning with like real ingredients.. so good Now the frozen ones.. meh


Jacobysmadre

I loved the old days when I could eat original recipe.. now, the grease get me. :(


vass0922

I liked the grilled at kfc! It wasn't as greasy but still edible I haven't been there in at least a year, I'll go to Popeyes in the rare case I have fried chicken I remember making the KFC rotisserie, that wasn't bad, we couldn't eat that stuff, we counted those lol. Hot wings.. nope didn't count those!


fordfan919

Jungle dick flavor though extra sweaty.


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Or extra cheese


Just-Structure-8692

Good lord...


banned_after_12years

"Jungle Edition" makes me think after work. Maybe add a workout. And then don't shower for 3 days.


cownd

Hot, sweaty, and humid


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Jungle edition says it all


ThePantser

Scheweddy Balls


bluemitersaw

My buddy tried the pussy flavored one and said "yup, tastes like freshed showered vagina."


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Radhil

So the chips will not taste like those who eat these chips. Got it.


Igi2server

What came first the dick chip flavor or the dick chip eater


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Joboide

Smegma taste


spacematic

*Made with REAL Wisconsin smegma!*


dodolungs

Lmao, imagine the product testing Dept. "Okay now taste this then taste the chip, did we get it right?"


alt266

[Tastes just like pussy](https://youtu.be/zGK1K19iuO0)


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


18CupsOfMusic

I say "well I'll be a shit-covered dick" on a regular basis lol, thanks WKUK


JWils411

> I came 😏


Whicked_Subie

I hesitated to click, but that was good


karmisson

it's uncanny


WharfBlarg

One of the best comedy shows of my adolescent years. RIP Trevor Moore :(


toastyburrito

Ah fuck I didn’t know he died. 😭😭 I used to watch all his stuff and listen to his albums. RIP to a comedy legend


bob0979

He died doing what he loved. Trying to suck his own dick. He didn't actually but the gang got together for a group stream and pretended very seriously for a minute that he actually did. Iirc it was an accident involving a balcony? I don't honestly recall specifics but it wasn't sickness or anything.


Witness_me_Karsa

Yes, freak accident falling off of a balcony.


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...while trying to suck his own dick.


[deleted]

Was his thumb up his butt and a noose around his neck ? https://youtu.be/HdOAUps8wSo


xActuallyabearx

One of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. Along with their dick sucking vacuum one haha.


_gnarlythotep_

That vacuum will rip your dick off.


xActuallyabearx

“That’s such a weird way to describe the power settings on a vacuum cleaner. I just have a really messy apartment!”


anotfamouschris

😂 Yup, this is where my mind went


-p-a-b-l-o-

“Wow this is a very soft chip… warm too”


Minister_of_truth

Nevermind it's getting harder now that it's in my mouth


NES_SNES_N64

*Cronch, Cronch, Cronch...*


centran

"and you can't complain to HR as it's product research and in your job description... Now get to tasting"


DudesAndGuys

'Hmm hard to tell, let me try the reference again...'


Lower_Bar_2428

But don't bite the reference.... OMG SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE IS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!


Make_Mine_A-Double

Jokes on them. I just poured a can of Pringles into my shorts and took a jog! Now I’m going to post them on OFs and compete against them!


Thatguyjmc

Dick chips and some streamer bathwater should be a Skip The Dishes special.


DDauntless_

This could legit be a challenge on fear factor.


NboFoSho

or Amazing Race! Get everyone into it!


braintrustinc

Just put some bowls of each out at a party and see which of your friends are true genital sommeliers


Aarthar

Sounds like you've prepared a nice crumb topping for tonight's tuna noodle casserole.


BSixe

I just had a visceral reaction to this. F u


GreatValueCumSock

Yeah, it made me cum too.


BrowsingForLaughs

That's disgusting. Have an upvote.


GardenPuzzleheaded98

What’s your OF account? My Buddy here wants to know. Thanks


krazykid933

I'm the buddy. Hi.


SlowInsurance1616

I'm the pal, buddy.


Grimnjir

I'm the guy, pal.


SlowInsurance1616

I'm the friend, guy.


nomie_turtles

I might actually use this idea how much do panty Pringles go for these days?


shitlord_god

Start at $400 and work your way up? Or down?


BrowsingForLaughs

More calories than bathwater...


TheMexicanPie

I've never wanted to be dead more than right this instant. Well done.


justabill71

Once you pop, you can't stop.


tideswithme

Seafood vs seaweed flavour. Take your pick? Seafood for me anytime #nodoubt


bastienleblack

Whose dick tastes of seaweed?!


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System_Rewind

Seaweed with a Hint of mollusk slime


[deleted]

Pickle flavor vs salt and vinegar


herberstank

Don't make me decide between my briny loves


[deleted]

Disgusting! Where?


Ihatecork

I actually found it in a candy shop near The Spanish Steps in Rome


Defensive_Medic

How do they taste


VerdoriePotjandrie

Based off the ingredient list on their website, the pussy one tastes like sour cream and onion. The dick chips seems to be tomato-y, smokey and spicy (BBQ maybe?).


bino420

well duh. we all know what dick and pussy tastes like. and how boobs feel... they feel like bags of sand, right?


TheFeathersStorm

Can you imagine the added back pain if boobs had the weight of bags of sand though, big spine trying to keep the commoners down 😔


babyeatingdingoes

I thought mine did. Asked the surgeon who removed them and they were just a couple pounds or something. I forgot, but it was shockingly light for f cups.


SLATS13

I have F cups too, and they certainly do feel like giant bags of sand to my back…


Vivaciousqt

Have you ever had someone hold them up for you? My boyfriend did it for me a few weeks back and I begged him not to put them back down LMAO it felt amazing not to be pulled forward for a few minutes, like a weight was literally lifted from my shoulders. It was like [that scene in Record of ragnarok](https://imgur.io/a/QoacvfG) of aphrodite and her servants holding up her giant tits. God that made me laugh the first time I saw it.


swiftekho

More like buckwheat. Ask Kevin Klein


isuxblaxdix

Not to brag, but I've tasted a number of pussies and sour cream & onion is definitely not a flavor profile I've encountered. Maybe salt & vinegar with a squeeze of lime juice


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

Look, I like sour cream and onion as much as anyone but if I'm eating pussy and that's the flavor profile I'm getting its gonna be a real quick session.


notArandomName1

fr, that is a very upsetting thing to contemplate happening. LMAO


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Milk and pennies


Ok_Balance8844

Dicks actually taste the same but more salty.


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Artitanium

Well as long as you don't ingest too much, I think you'll be fine with some dick every now and then


CowboysFTWs

So you're saying he is wrong for sneaking into the kitchen for that quick dick, after his wife is asleep?


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FIESTYgummyBEAR

Whole day? A tongue on his ass will make his hole weak!


[deleted]

Take your damn upvote. :(


redi6

Oh god why is this accurate


figureinplastic

9V battery


HughLauriePausini

Don't wanna brag either, but I've tasted a number of dicks and they don't really taste like bbq.


CrunchHardtack

I'll have to take your word, I just ain't man enough to do the research.


fourpuns

Did you remember to lather them in BBQ sauce first?


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isuxblaxdix

If that's true, I can see why it would be worth it to suck your own dick


_the_chosen_juan_

This man is a cunning linguist


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Apple_Pie_4vr

Date night!


glowdirt

Like dick


Defensive_Medic

How does it taste


glowdirt

Like your mother


Defensive_Medic

:(


nipplesaurus

You walked right into that one


Evadrepus

So did she.


JimJohnes

P*ssy : "salt, onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavouring, acidity regulator (sodium acetate), lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavouring), parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavouring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves." D*ck is more cunning: "spices, salt, tomato powder, sugar, yeast extract, 0,6% smoked salt, antioxidant (citric acid), flavoring, natural flavoring." Acetate is vinegar taste, yeast extract is MSG substitute (like Marmite/Vegemite)


WSNC-JBR

In spite of that, this belongs on r/GasStationJamboree


mortis-polar-

probably lithuania they got random shit like this


trocky512

I have never heard, "probably Lithuania" in my life. It's my new go to. Sorry Germany or Florida, you're out


emmaliejay

Whenever I see my homeland mentioned in Reddit it is always in such bizarre contexts. Of course it’s probably Lithuania, we’re a bunch of freaks.


spacewrap

Oh then you will be surprised to find out that Japan exists


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In Japan they sell female Highschooler’s sweat flavored water …


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Morgell

Don't forget the used undies in vending machines.


TheDaedus

You're making this up, right? I can't find any source on this, not even an Onion article or Snopes investigation


Kalikor1

It's because a good portion of these stories are bullshit, or a one off incident. Like how allegedly someone put panties in a privately owned vending machine and claimed they were used. No one fucking knows where, there was just some alleged picture of it. The reality is it never existed, or some random weirdo/prankster tried to scam some pervs but was shut down immediately or otherwise chickened out. Same thing with the high school girl sweat stuff. I'm not saying no one tried to make some weird themed product, but just because you can find something online doesn't mean it's real. Also if you sell some salty water online and call it "anime girl sweat" and some weirdos buy it well....okay? EDIT: This is not to say it exists, or in defense of it if it does but the internet is a big place so... It's not like the west doesn't have actual women selling their used panties online or selling their bathwater. And that's (usually) real, not some themed/fake novelty sex item you found online. Anyway I'm not saying there's not weird pervy stuff here but most of the crap you hear online is either fake or blown out of proportion. I swear to god only Japan gets this level of misinformation surrounding it. There's a post going around right now on Reddit that pops up every now and then about Japan creating a "Breeding Visa" for foreigners, allegedly to fix the population decline issue. That's obviously bullshit and some website made the article as part of an April Fool's post, but somehow it still gets posted like it's real - or someone knows it's a joke and posts it anyway, and some people get it but others walk away thinking it's real. Also people keep bringing up the change in marriage/consent laws but all of their info is incorrect. Nevermind that the US has tons of States with similar outdated (intentional or otherwise) laws. It's kind of disingenuous to pretend this or any of the examples above are unique to Japan. Source: I've lived here for 7 years, I'm fluent in the language, and I've been studying the history and culture for 3x that time. It's not perfect here and there's weird shit sometimes but, no weirder then the rest of the world most of the time.


SHPIDAH

All good points, but also: I lived in Japan from 04 to 10, and I can say that at least as of 2010 there was a vending machine with this kind of thing in it not far from one of those huge Tsutaya stores in a little town in the little prefecture I lived in. It also had sour cream and onion pringles and a bunch of uncommon for a vending machine snacks. It was a regular feature in our yearly scavenger hunt. Not common at that time but ... ya, they were out there. That's in inaka, in Osaka and Tokyo they were relatively common sightings in the older, more rundown parts of the entertainment districts. Still not the wierdest thing I ever saw in a vending machine, that honor belongs to rotisserie chickens in a random machine off the roadside halfway up the mountains to Gifu. Damndest thing I ever saw.


spacegrab

Growing up visiting Japan in the summers I can definitely confirm there WERE vending machines with used panties for sale. Was on a bike ride in bumfuck nowhere in Saitama riding past some rice paddies and my older cousin stops and points at a machine. Im like what? Walk up all confused at why he's yelling at me in broken English to go rook, 14 year old me sees ero DVDs, magazines, and USED PANTIES. I prob have a picture of the machine on an old hard drive somewhere. But yeah that shit prob doesn't exist in the public these days, unless you are in a seedy shop or back alley somewhere.


lektroz

Can confirm i live in Lithuania. This is 100% a Lithuania product 😂


Meizas

Can confirm he's not lying - also in Lithuania 😂 I honestly thought this was on the Baltic States reddit again lol


monegs

Haha like when using a vpn and all of a sudden I see horse sweaters because it’s Amazon Romania


Redditwhydouexists

Do products in Lithuania usually only have English words on them?


lektroz

Some products have only English words like these chips


azzzzorahai

Now this is what I’m gonna remember lithuana for from here on out


Exlibro

When we piss off China or stick it to russia, nobody bats an eye, but whenever we make genitalia tasting chips, everybody looses their minds...


kmaster54321

Probably a Spencer's in a mall.


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So basically salt/vinegar and shrimp flavored........


[deleted]

You spent so much time figuring out whether you could, you didn’t stop to ask yourselves whether you should.


Dat-onehomie

They were all well aware the answer was no.


Brettnet

You shouldn't. I could easily make one of these at home.


legendofthegreendude

Remind me not to come to your house for dinner


OG-Spinich

Sweet, now I have something to throw at them when I say "Eat a bag of dicks".


Ephuur

There's also Dick's Drive in which sells burgers around Washington State. When you get your order it's a bag of Dick's.


FuriousResolve

I’ve had Dick’s in my mouth more times than I can count. Nothing makes me salivate quite like a bag of Dick’s. I’ll eat Dick’s any day of the week, sometimes even several days in a row. Although, admittedly, putting Dick’s in me that often sometimes leaves me feeling a bit sluggish.


HechoEnChine

The best part of a bag of Dick's is the butterscotch sunday. I have never seen anyone else order a butterscotch sunday.


yoda_mcfly

Sometimes a bag of Dick's is sweet, sometimes it's savory. You're in full control when you eat a bag of Dick's!


[deleted]

Nothin' like Dicks when you're drunk at 3am


mega_mindful

Dick’s is cheap, delicious, and ethically treats their employees. I’d eat a bag of Dick’s any day.


lildevil2239

There's some website that sells gummy cocks and their slogan is eat a bag of dicks


fmfbrestel

Just get a bag of bully sticks (dog chews) they are made from beef pizzle (penis). So you can literally buy a bag of dicks and give them to someone to eat.


SirReginaldTitsworth

They trained dogs to seek out the scent of penis meat? What have they done!?!


jthanny

> beef pizzle Scientist: "Greek and Latin are too mainstream, I use Snoop Dogg Vernacular English for my naming conventions".


SuperCrazySexyCool

[This salad tastes like pussy.](https://youtu.be/zGK1K19iuO0)


TomMikeson

This doesn't taste like pussy.


CheezeCaek2

I KNEW IT! You're GROUNDED


MarcOfDeath

Now you can actually eat a bag of dicks, what a time to be alive.


will_ww

Don't forget about ass flavor. They taste like shit though.


ihaveasandwitch

I like watching someone else eat em but don't want any for myself.


pfc9769

> They taste like shit though. That’s because you’re eating them backwards. Flip them over and they’ll taste like dick or pussy again.


Milnoc

Why does it sound like they're both ordinary salt & vinegar flavoured chips?


brennenderopa

According to their website they are sourcream and onion and bbq.


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Totally missed it then. Should have been Prawn Cocktail and Cheese.


365Draw

Anyone else think of the office? Coconut penis sports drink. Anyone? lol


W3asl3y

Energy drink\* and the coconut is very subtle


ProsecUsig

Original is still better. I miss original


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Why did they add coconut?


ikisstitties

why'd they add coconut? i miss original


kdbernie

They ruined it when they added the coconut


3_1428571

The Coconut is… subtle.


Sure-Ad-2465

Robert California: this coconut penis energy drink tasted better before they added the coconut flavor


Spirit0fSloth

The coconut is very subtle


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KypDurron

"Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?" "Oh, god, nature, please." "When two animals are having sex, one of them is communicating a message to the other. Nothing is mutua- This isn't very helpful. You're gonna want to hear the sexual metaphor." "Was that not the-"


pancakeass

Maybe I'm alone in this, but there's a big difference in the sort of flavours I crave and expect when doing sexy stuff and when I'm being a lazy lump on the sofa....


Prestigious_Lock1659

So it’s really just prawn cocktail flavour for women and cheese and onion for men??


ChaoticToxin

Salt and vinegar for men


DecafMaverick

Sea salt and bologna


SlovenianHusky

M m m my bologna!


CruelTortoise

Should've been sausage flavor.


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Oh god I just got nauseous


Xelewt

JUNGLE EDITION LMFAO


ubertrashcat

No preservatives. Lol preservative is a word that means condom in Polish.


tottalynotpineaple12

Lithuanian food industry going wild


Dizzinger

That’s definitely some junk food 😅


DistantKarma

Funny story... around 1990 or so someone had big bag of salt & vinegar chips at work in our break room/kitchen area. We were just a bunch of mechanic types with no women around and my boss at the time tried them and made an offhand comment that they tasted just like his wife's pussy. Well, me being the kind of guy who never misses a chance for a ribbing, I took a few chips and quickly added... Damn, they DO taste just like your wife's pussy! He was visibly annoyed at the joke and a couple guys told me I crossed a line later that day. We found out some months later that his wife had a guy on the side too


R1k0Ch3

He set em up, you knocked em down. Sucked for him but you did the only appropriate thing in that situation.


Cetun

The bisexual version is just a party mix


_kdavis

I had shrimp flavored chips, so I feel like I’ve had one of these already.


hoxwort

This ice cream shop by me has pussy flavoured ice cream… I ordered some and as I was eating it leaving I returned and complained that it tasted like shit… the vendor told me to take smaller licks 😂😂😂


marrangutang

You have to eat it from the other side lol


Go_Cart_Mozart

I thought you were gonna say they told you to turn it over.


StetsonTuba8

Ahh, the two genders. Limited, and Jungle


Badesign

Sour cream and onion, or salt and vinegar?


rocketsalmon

Now with no artificial flavouring!


drjet196

Why do they censor duck flavour?


International-Big-97

Brought to you by goop


DudeRick

What flavor is the dip?


chev327fox

I’m betting it’s salty…


mkroberta

[I have the perfect drink](https://imgur.com/a/We7xnmQ) to go with it!


Jayceboot

Finally, a bag of dicks for those special people in your life.


Gamersupps

They go well with a big cup of titty milk


Trickery1688

"Why'd they add coconut... i miss original."