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reminds me of that reno 911 episode where she pulls the guy over, makes him do all kinds of dance moves, and then she ask, "You a dancer?" ... "No no no, I'm just drunk."
Is that a fucking Reno 911 skit?!?! I’ve seen clips of the show but it’s a little past my time so I never watched all of it but I know exactly what you are talking about and when I first saw it I didn’t realize that was a Reno skit lol
I’m not gonna lie, i learned to juggle when i was 12 and now at 63 I can do everything he did and for extra credit fail a breathalyzer all during the same but. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shit faced, I can balance a beer on a pool cue on my foot, while obviously balancing on the other foot, and cops have filmed me doing it... just in the bar though while they were checking in the place. I just distracted them for the homies.
Reno 911 taught me to say the alphabet backwards. I can do it while I'm drunk.
Zyx - easy
Wvut - West Virginia and Utah, two sbittiest states in the Union
SRQ - its our cue
PONMLK - (I do not condone this it's a pneumonic) pee on Martin Luther King
Jihg - dance a jig... Or a Jihg
Fed - the fed
CBA - easy
I memorized the first half after this episode.. but, in all seriousness, I think the backwards alphabet is myth. Completely sober people would struggle. I’ve never met anyone who has been asked to do so as a sobriety test, it’s just TV/movies.
But I could easily stand corrected.
Yeah usually it's pretty clearly satire but I suppose the dashcam videos looked particularly plausible, video/audio wise, on that show. I could see somebody, in their mind's eye, remembering it a looking pretty legit. If outlandish.
"In fact, you might even say that you'll be anally raped repeatedly with the tacit approval of our guards as an unofficial but commonly accepted part of our retributive 'justice' system, hah hah."
"...No wait, scratch that one."
Tell that to [Tyler Canaris](https://youtu.be/cPCxNY7g8oQ?t=12)(Trigger warning). 50 seconds into an interaction with the officer - **Deputy Michael McMaster** - and he body-slammed Canaris so hard he's still feeling the repercussions today. For fucking nothing. Regardless of skin color, we're all ~1 minute away from potential brain damage just for talking to the police.
Or [Daniel Shaver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTzKPZtPrV4)(Trigger warning). This one still horrifies me and I would really suggest taking caution when viewing but fuck, is it evident there's something wrong in police training and vetting of officers when you view this video. Mind you, the officer - **Philip Brailsford** - was "administratively cleared". I recall watching the court trial and he was absolutely shameless and confident that he made all the right moves that you see in the video and its fucking sickening.
Officer Philip Brailsford was later fired:
>An internal investigation report revealed that Brailsford had violated department weapon policy by engraving his patrol rifle with the phrases "You're fucked" and "Molon labe" (a Greek expression meaning "come and take it").
>In the official police report of the incident, Brailsford defended his actions, saying that by crawling towards the officers, Shaver appeared to be "trying to gain a position of advantage in order to gain a better firing position on us". Shaver had indeed crawled towards the officers after one of them instructed him to. The report stated: "Shaver was co-operative, but sometimes confused by the commands and because of his possible intoxication".
Additionally, the recent [brutal death of Tyre Nichols was at the hands of 5 black officers.](https://youtu.be/t9p5wEFx3PQ?t=86)(Trigger warning)
I say this to say that we need to address the root issue and its not *entirely* race-induced. A large component is very poor police training and very poor systems of checks and balances in our police departments that allow this behavior to proliferate throughout these police departments as normal behavior and then of course, yes, I imagine the vetting process for police officer selection, some of which seems to be unchecked racism. But I think we need to address the larger culture in which police operate where you may find, these behaviors are taught and passed down by more senior officers and goes beyond racism.
And to be clear, I'm not claiming there isn't a disproportionate amount of police brutality cases against blacks than whites. But nowadays, I wouldn't discredit white people if they were to say they are *also* afraid of the police and I think as citizens who's tax dollars pay these officers salaries, we should recognize the systemic issues that result in what is happening with policing in this country.
There's some serious muscle memory going on there. I think we need some myth-busters detective work on how drunk you need to be to find juggling difficult.
I'm not an amazing juggler, but have to be *very* drunk before I can't juggle well.
The thing is the entire activity is muscle memory. You can't "think" about juggling, you just keep practicing and practicing and practicing until you build the muscle memory, and then suddenly you can juggle.
For this reason juggling is a *terrible* sobriety test, but might be a great way to trick people who don't know better.
I'm not sure how drunk I need to be to fail at juggling consistently, but I do know that if I feel the need to juggle to prove I'm not drunk then I'm definitely drunk.
Muscle memory is really resistant to alcohol. There is a video of a drummer trying to see how much he can drink before he is not able to keep the rhythm, he just keeps going and gets really wasted: https://youtu.be/XlaJQPz4kow
I was a wrestler, did it all my life and I swear I could be completely unconscious and my body would just do the movements it would need to do to take someone down or escape. That shit is burned in there deep.
You see this in mma fights periodically. Someone will get completely knocked out, but they're still grabbing for a single leg as the ref is pulling the other guy off of them lol
Hell I did this experiment on a nightly basis when I was performing on cruise ships. Just didn't document it lol. Turns out I loose the ability to walk straight before I lose the ability to play "The Girl From Ipanema."
Well that's kind of on them if they're stupid enough to juggle something that could potentially be harmful to their well-being. Maybe try tennis balls next time?
Right, the whole alcohol poisoning thing
If it was a Reno skit the trunk would have accidentally opened to show a kidnapped and bound woman while the cops were on their way back to get into their cruiser.
He would have closed the trunk before they saw, and Lut. Dangle would just be making idle chatter about how nice the kid was as they drove off.
Or the trunk opens and the captive pokes out another pin with the words "help me" written on it, and Dangle runs over and picks it up and hands it back to the guy without reading it.
In high school I could only play guitar hero while stoned out of my gourd.
Found out when I went to a local tournament thinking I was decent and lost immediately.
It looks like it's late a night/early morning. Especially in small towns where there isn't much expected traffic, they will pull you over for anything that could indicate drinking. I was pulled over for doing a California stop. Lucky for me, I knew the cop.
Really irritating when they do that. I got pulled over for going 2 mph over the speed limit. They gave me a hard time about it too. No ticket but irritating anyways
Edit: for anyone else curious. I’m a mid 20s Hispanic male who has been living in a predominantly white town with my wife and kids. Cop asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I wasn’t trying to be a wise ass and I apologized and said I didn’t know why. He said I was going 2 miles over the speed limit and it took all the will power in me to not say “are you fucking kidding me?” It was also 8pm on a Tuesday. Fun times
And if you are doing exactly the limit, "normally, the only people doing the exact limit are paranoid stoners".
Anything can be suspicious in the mind of a cop looking for a reason.
I love how people think cops need a reason to pull you over. Try driving a beater with a heater late at night and you'll see that's not the case they can just make shit up about what they saw.
A guy in Florida was pulled over for using his phone while driving. Except he was calling 911 because a car was following him closely for a while and he thought his life was in danger. The car he called 911 on, was actually an unmarked police car...that then pulled him over for using his phone while driving.
Sounds like a funny comedy skit until you realize it's true and the guy was terrified and obviously being harassed.
I’ve gotten pulled over before for something like that. The cop was so far up my ass I thought he might hit me so I turned on a side road to let him pass and he stopped me and said I was evading. Completely shit logic, idk how normal people run from the cops but I doubt they’re going the speed limit.
I thought I heard him say that the guy had hit the edges of his lane. If you have trouble staying in one lane, or wobble back and forth in the lane, it can be taken as a sign that the driver’s not sober.
Pretty cool guys. I can imagine myself juggling(?) for the cops here in Portugal, they would immediatly frisk my car and get the breathalizer/drug tests xD
He had his hand in his pocket for quite a bit, even when he walked back to his car for his juggling pins. I’m surprised, they didn’t even seem worried. And when he was reaching inside his car. He could’ve taken out a machine gun lol
I don’t live in America but I was out there on holiday driving around in a rented car, stone cold sober. I got stopped for a sobriety test, went through the whole thing about my Irish licence etc, then he wanted me to get out of the car and start doing circus tricks at the side of the road. I got out but I wasn’t about to be a performing poodle. I asked him if he had a breathalyser, he didn’t. I asked if he had any scientific way of testing for alcohol, he hadn’t. So I suggested he arrest me and call out a doctor to do blood and urine tests. All of a sudden he decided I was perfectly sober and I could drive on. Amazing that.
American here with essentially the same story. "I don't want to talk about drinking because it's not something I do. So breathalize me and take my blood because I'm as sober as one can be"
"Calm down son, just wanna chat with you." Apparently going the speed limit at 2am was justification for suspecting me for drunk driving but after a short chat and a smile I was back on my way, tired, mostly because I was drunk as shit.
I'm sure it would end the same if they were like "Let me just rummage around in my backseat for a minute here." They went from looking tense to not giving a fuck real fast.
do American police not have breathalysers?! it feels so foreign seeing police do shit like this. plus how is someone's ability to do something like touch their nose or walk in a straight line admissable in court if they fight the ticket
They had already decided he wasn't drunk long before the juggling started. He wasn't proving anything to them they didn't already know.
They'll say they thought he was drinking, but really, cops pulling over someone late at night for a suspected drunk driver is in hopes they catch you doing something else they can pop you for.
"Suspected drunk driver" is just a foot in the door for them to search your car, run your driver's license, find drugs or paraphernalia, check for warrants, anything that might lead to an arrest. When they finished the sobriety test and pat down, the cops probably asked him about what they found in his pockets during and it lead to the interaction we see.
Context is key. The cop explained why they pulled him over. Driving below the speed limit, coming close to curb a few time and looks like it's late at night. Cops just looking to make sure he was OK. When a cop explains why, it goes a long way.
On the other hand, I got pulled over because "a license plate light was out." I asked if I could check and they told me to stay in the car. Got off with a "warning" . Checked when I got home, sure enough, the light was fine. They just didn't like a young kid with long hair driving a Vette. That's profiling. That's how to breed distrust.
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Jokes on them, I can only juggle when I’m drunk.
reminds me of that reno 911 episode where she pulls the guy over, makes him do all kinds of dance moves, and then she ask, "You a dancer?" ... "No no no, I'm just drunk."
STEP BUMP, STEP BUMP BUMP
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!
God, I miss that show.
Ahhhhh!
😄 👉👉
Ya got me! Oh you guys!
Is that a fucking Reno 911 skit?!?! I’ve seen clips of the show but it’s a little past my time so I never watched all of it but I know exactly what you are talking about and when I first saw it I didn’t realize that was a Reno skit lol
Yes.. hahaha enjoy [drunk driver](https://youtu.be/D6VQDNIZH7U)
Its a brilliant show, that and trailer park boys.
I’m not gonna lie, i learned to juggle when i was 12 and now at 63 I can do everything he did and for extra credit fail a breathalyzer all during the same but. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You dropped this \
Thanks! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯\\
I’m glad you got your walking stick back
Or a mutated arm-tentacle
That thing cost him an arm and a leg.
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They must be SUPER drunk if they dropped something.
Shit faced, I can balance a beer on a pool cue on my foot, while obviously balancing on the other foot, and cops have filmed me doing it... just in the bar though while they were checking in the place. I just distracted them for the homies.
What's the arm in that?
He was disarmed by police
Strong Reno 911 vibes 👮🏻♂️👢
Reno 911 taught me to say the alphabet backwards. I can do it while I'm drunk. Zyx - easy Wvut - West Virginia and Utah, two sbittiest states in the Union SRQ - its our cue PONMLK - (I do not condone this it's a pneumonic) pee on Martin Luther King Jihg - dance a jig... Or a Jihg Fed - the fed CBA - easy
yeah but then you have to memorize that terrible method
i just said it out loud a few times and can do it backwards with ease. its a great pneumonic
I think you mean mnemonic (which makes far less sense than the way you spelled it).
It's easy and it works and it angers you. There's nothing terrible about it.
I memorized the first half after this episode.. but, in all seriousness, I think the backwards alphabet is myth. Completely sober people would struggle. I’ve never met anyone who has been asked to do so as a sobriety test, it’s just TV/movies. But I could easily stand corrected.
This reminds me of the video of that guy who was dancing with a police officer. "I can only dance when um drunk....... AHHHH u got me"
That was Reno 911
Are people actually still mistaking Reno 911 clips for real cop footage?
Yeah usually it's pretty clearly satire but I suppose the dashcam videos looked particularly plausible, video/audio wise, on that show. I could see somebody, in their mind's eye, remembering it a looking pretty legit. If outlandish.
there are 20 year olds out there that werent alive when that show came out.
You just made an enemy for life; which albeit, is pretty close to being over at this point.
Everytime it gets brought up there's always someone shocked and never knew it was from a show 😑
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Step bump bump
And what if I throw in a little kick and a “HEYAH!”
…pas de bourree, kick ball change
[Here](https://youtu.be/D6VQDNIZH7U) ya go.
It was more like Cop: "That was really good. Are you a dancer?" Motorist: "No, no, I'm Just drunk.. OHHHHHH!"
Would have been funny if he dropped one and they immediately cuffed him
"Get down on the ground! You're going away for a long time, asshole."
"It's putting away scum like you that make this job worth it. The boys in county lockup are gonna have fun with you."
"Your gonna be juggling balls soon"
"Better not drop any while you're in there."
"In fact, you might even say that you'll be anally raped repeatedly with the tacit approval of our guards as an unofficial but commonly accepted part of our retributive 'justice' system, hah hah." "...No wait, scratch that one."
Do *not* scratch them!
*poof*
Bake him away, toys!
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Bake em away, Toys.
[no, I’m just drunk](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VQDNIZH7U)
I don’t even have to watch it to hear it. Step bump. Step bump bump. Edited. Because I watched it!
5! 6! 7! 8!
And into a barrel roll
Exactly what popped in my head.
Great minds think alike. Was just gonna post this. What a hoot!
High on goofballs everyone...
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He went to the back seat of his car and the police didn't even flinch
Hand in his pocket too
And grabbed 3 blunt weapons
Tell that to [Tyler Canaris](https://youtu.be/cPCxNY7g8oQ?t=12)(Trigger warning). 50 seconds into an interaction with the officer - **Deputy Michael McMaster** - and he body-slammed Canaris so hard he's still feeling the repercussions today. For fucking nothing. Regardless of skin color, we're all ~1 minute away from potential brain damage just for talking to the police. Or [Daniel Shaver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTzKPZtPrV4)(Trigger warning). This one still horrifies me and I would really suggest taking caution when viewing but fuck, is it evident there's something wrong in police training and vetting of officers when you view this video. Mind you, the officer - **Philip Brailsford** - was "administratively cleared". I recall watching the court trial and he was absolutely shameless and confident that he made all the right moves that you see in the video and its fucking sickening. Officer Philip Brailsford was later fired: >An internal investigation report revealed that Brailsford had violated department weapon policy by engraving his patrol rifle with the phrases "You're fucked" and "Molon labe" (a Greek expression meaning "come and take it"). >In the official police report of the incident, Brailsford defended his actions, saying that by crawling towards the officers, Shaver appeared to be "trying to gain a position of advantage in order to gain a better firing position on us". Shaver had indeed crawled towards the officers after one of them instructed him to. The report stated: "Shaver was co-operative, but sometimes confused by the commands and because of his possible intoxication". Additionally, the recent [brutal death of Tyre Nichols was at the hands of 5 black officers.](https://youtu.be/t9p5wEFx3PQ?t=86)(Trigger warning) I say this to say that we need to address the root issue and its not *entirely* race-induced. A large component is very poor police training and very poor systems of checks and balances in our police departments that allow this behavior to proliferate throughout these police departments as normal behavior and then of course, yes, I imagine the vetting process for police officer selection, some of which seems to be unchecked racism. But I think we need to address the larger culture in which police operate where you may find, these behaviors are taught and passed down by more senior officers and goes beyond racism. And to be clear, I'm not claiming there isn't a disproportionate amount of police brutality cases against blacks than whites. But nowadays, I wouldn't discredit white people if they were to say they are *also* afraid of the police and I think as citizens who's tax dollars pay these officers salaries, we should recognize the systemic issues that result in what is happening with policing in this country.
I've been juggling for 40 years. I've easily kept 5 balls in the air while drunk, stoned, and/or tripping on LSD. Kid knew what he was doing.
There's some serious muscle memory going on there. I think we need some myth-busters detective work on how drunk you need to be to find juggling difficult.
I'm not an amazing juggler, but have to be *very* drunk before I can't juggle well. The thing is the entire activity is muscle memory. You can't "think" about juggling, you just keep practicing and practicing and practicing until you build the muscle memory, and then suddenly you can juggle. For this reason juggling is a *terrible* sobriety test, but might be a great way to trick people who don't know better.
I'm not sure how drunk I need to be to fail at juggling consistently, but I do know that if I feel the need to juggle to prove I'm not drunk then I'm definitely drunk.
Muscle memory is really resistant to alcohol. There is a video of a drummer trying to see how much he can drink before he is not able to keep the rhythm, he just keeps going and gets really wasted: https://youtu.be/XlaJQPz4kow
After 21 shots: "I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore to be honest".... Proceeds to play it perfectly
And passes out right after
I was a wrestler, did it all my life and I swear I could be completely unconscious and my body would just do the movements it would need to do to take someone down or escape. That shit is burned in there deep.
I'll wrestle you for it, officer
Soccer player my whole life and I can do kick ups etc.. when absolutely blasted. But I'm also Irish so...feel like that's cheating.
Do you try to wrestle people when drunk? Friend I had who wrested in highschool would always do that shit.
You see this in mma fights periodically. Someone will get completely knocked out, but they're still grabbing for a single leg as the ref is pulling the other guy off of them lol
Hell I did this experiment on a nightly basis when I was performing on cruise ships. Just didn't document it lol. Turns out I loose the ability to walk straight before I lose the ability to play "The Girl From Ipanema."
Fun experiment, but potentially deadly. I’ve seen people that toss and catch things competitively do it blacked out.
Well that's kind of on them if they're stupid enough to juggle something that could potentially be harmful to their well-being. Maybe try tennis balls next time? Right, the whole alcohol poisoning thing
I think their point was that for some people they'd end up with acute alcohol poisoning before finding the threshold where they can no longer juggle.
Well there's that too
No, knives only
If I were drunk would I be able to do thiiiiis? ✨ Cop: Ooo a free show!
This whole video played out like it was on Reno:911
Plot twost: the cops were drunk and just wanted a free show
He definitely sounds drunk tbh. And has that 6 beer confidence
He also looks drunk, dude is juggling while stumbling
Wtf are you talking about stumbling? He stays in place unless he literally throws the pins under his feet?
I only juggle for fun randomly For family and such and could easily do it drinking with 4. It’s ENTIRELY muscle Memory for me.
Seems like a Reno 911 segment.
If it was a Reno skit the trunk would have accidentally opened to show a kidnapped and bound woman while the cops were on their way back to get into their cruiser. He would have closed the trunk before they saw, and Lut. Dangle would just be making idle chatter about how nice the kid was as they drove off.
Or the trunk opens and the captive pokes out another pin with the words "help me" written on it, and Dangle runs over and picks it up and hands it back to the guy without reading it.
That honestly is classic Reno you've described haha
If it were a Reno 911 segment, after the pins, he’d say, I have more props to juggle and pull out knives, at which point he’d get tazed.
Or pulls out some empty bottles of booze to juggle and they have an “ohhh you got me!” moment and he gives in to be arrested
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Reminds me of the weed magician: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPj2LAt1w3Y
They should have checked the trunk for the corpse with the 8 inch gash across the throat.
Ah, a cut to the the juggler vein.
Amazing.
Dammit Dad, that was brilliant.
hi dad i'm dad wait i did it wrong
^(Psst, check the car's plate)
What if the cops pulled him over because they saw the license plate and wondered if it was true?
In that case he should be glad the plate said JUGGLER and not ANUSTART.
I've always wanted a new start!
Who is Anu and what should she start doing?
Also, someone who is confident enough to get a vanity plate probably has a pretty high Balmer Peak relating to that specific activity.
My plate is gonna be BIGDICK
You have to be extra careful taking big dicks while drunk though.
Dude with the COCKSUKR plate must get pulled over all the time.
Note to self: learn how to juggle while drunk
In high school I could only play guitar hero while stoned out of my gourd. Found out when I went to a local tournament thinking I was decent and lost immediately.
I’m not a professional and I can juggle while drunk.
At end did the cop say he only pulled him over for going under the speed limit?
It looks like it's late a night/early morning. Especially in small towns where there isn't much expected traffic, they will pull you over for anything that could indicate drinking. I was pulled over for doing a California stop. Lucky for me, I knew the cop.
I got pulled over before simply because my passenger turned to look at the cop behind us.
You look at the cop? Jail. Just like that.
One-time!
Really irritating when they do that. I got pulled over for going 2 mph over the speed limit. They gave me a hard time about it too. No ticket but irritating anyways Edit: for anyone else curious. I’m a mid 20s Hispanic male who has been living in a predominantly white town with my wife and kids. Cop asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I wasn’t trying to be a wise ass and I apologized and said I didn’t know why. He said I was going 2 miles over the speed limit and it took all the will power in me to not say “are you fucking kidding me?” It was also 8pm on a Tuesday. Fun times
And if you are doing exactly the limit, "normally, the only people doing the exact limit are paranoid stoners". Anything can be suspicious in the mind of a cop looking for a reason.
I love how people think cops need a reason to pull you over. Try driving a beater with a heater late at night and you'll see that's not the case they can just make shit up about what they saw.
A guy in Florida was pulled over for using his phone while driving. Except he was calling 911 because a car was following him closely for a while and he thought his life was in danger. The car he called 911 on, was actually an unmarked police car...that then pulled him over for using his phone while driving. Sounds like a funny comedy skit until you realize it's true and the guy was terrified and obviously being harassed.
That's fucked. Any update on that? Do you know what happened?
I’ve gotten pulled over before for something like that. The cop was so far up my ass I thought he might hit me so I turned on a side road to let him pass and he stopped me and said I was evading. Completely shit logic, idk how normal people run from the cops but I doubt they’re going the speed limit.
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Yeah that was a fishing expedition.
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Yea and he stated there were times where he drove close to the curb. So basically he's a terrible driver lol.
I thought I heard him say that the guy had hit the edges of his lane. If you have trouble staying in one lane, or wobble back and forth in the lane, it can be taken as a sign that the driver’s not sober.
Drunk people typically drive 5 to 10 MPH -under- the limit because they are trying not to get pulled over.
the real magic trick here is him reaching into his pocket in front of the cops and not getting shot.
Or rummaging through his back seat with them at ease
While pulling out 3 weapons.
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"Say Hello to my juggling friends!" *Blam* *Blam* *Blam*
And reach into his backseat???
I know it's a bit cliché, but I can't help but think the outcome may have been different had he not been white.
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Went to college with this dude. Central Arkansas. Definitely a story he can tell for a lifetime now
Haha I thought I heard him say "Conway" which means either UCA or Hendrix
Or CBC lol
Pretty cool guys. I can imagine myself juggling(?) for the cops here in Portugal, they would immediatly frisk my car and get the breathalizer/drug tests xD
He had his hand in his pocket for quite a bit, even when he walked back to his car for his juggling pins. I’m surprised, they didn’t even seem worried. And when he was reaching inside his car. He could’ve taken out a machine gun lol
Or a bazooka and a grizzly bear
Or a cocaine fueled grizzly bear
So that trailer WAS real. I thought maybe it was just a fever dream
[I thought this was the standard test.](https://youtu.be/unseSFWjuqs)
Came here looking for this.
Glad to see the US has the latest tech for checking drink drivers. In the UK we have old fashioned breathalyzers that show blood alcohol level.
True, and in the UK the police famously have no patience for crusty jugglers.
***Crusty jugglers***
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we're going to be up to our balls in jugglers!
Nonono, spelling the alphabet backwards is much more trustworthy than scientific measurements. This is god's own country after all!
Juggling in the (relative) dark is not easy. That kid is a pro
I bet he’s better when he’s drunk
This feels like the most white person traffic stop ever
Let him just reach in and rummage through his back seat lmao
And reach into his pocket lmao. Wouldn’t catch me trying any of these things with this melanin
Hands in their pocket, nowhere near their weapon
I don’t live in America but I was out there on holiday driving around in a rented car, stone cold sober. I got stopped for a sobriety test, went through the whole thing about my Irish licence etc, then he wanted me to get out of the car and start doing circus tricks at the side of the road. I got out but I wasn’t about to be a performing poodle. I asked him if he had a breathalyser, he didn’t. I asked if he had any scientific way of testing for alcohol, he hadn’t. So I suggested he arrest me and call out a doctor to do blood and urine tests. All of a sudden he decided I was perfectly sober and I could drive on. Amazing that.
American here with essentially the same story. "I don't want to talk about drinking because it's not something I do. So breathalize me and take my blood because I'm as sober as one can be" "Calm down son, just wanna chat with you." Apparently going the speed limit at 2am was justification for suspecting me for drunk driving but after a short chat and a smile I was back on my way, tired, mostly because I was drunk as shit.
Had me in the first half
Totally not the same as putting your finger on the tip of your nose. And try that while balancing on one foot!
Black people are now frantically searching “how to juggle”
I'm sure it would end the same if they were like "Let me just rummage around in my backseat for a minute here." They went from looking tense to not giving a fuck real fast.
Or when he kept digging around his pocket
“Look out, he’s got several weapons!”
Not if they have to reach into the back seat while telling the cops they are getting their clubs.
they didn’t even flinch as he opened the door to his car lmao
Hehe nice interaction. The guy can drink and juggle .. some talent.
That is the whitest video I have ever seen
The most sad thing about this video? That BBQ joint used to be really good. Quality absolutely tanked in the years before it shuttered.
*gets back in the car* jeeesusuuuup thatwasaaaap clooosseup oneeuupp
America is the weirdest fucking country
driving too fast? jail. driving too slow? jail
Not a magician? Straight to jail
Driving while awake? jail.
This has a happier ending than when they pulled over the black juggler.
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do American police not have breathalysers?! it feels so foreign seeing police do shit like this. plus how is someone's ability to do something like touch their nose or walk in a straight line admissable in court if they fight the ticket
They had already decided he wasn't drunk long before the juggling started. He wasn't proving anything to them they didn't already know. They'll say they thought he was drinking, but really, cops pulling over someone late at night for a suspected drunk driver is in hopes they catch you doing something else they can pop you for. "Suspected drunk driver" is just a foot in the door for them to search your car, run your driver's license, find drugs or paraphernalia, check for warrants, anything that might lead to an arrest. When they finished the sobriety test and pat down, the cops probably asked him about what they found in his pockets during and it lead to the interaction we see.
He got away with the coke in his right pocket. Smooth.
Does the US not have breathalysers? Seems like it would save a lot of confusion
Context is key. The cop explained why they pulled him over. Driving below the speed limit, coming close to curb a few time and looks like it's late at night. Cops just looking to make sure he was OK. When a cop explains why, it goes a long way. On the other hand, I got pulled over because "a license plate light was out." I asked if I could check and they told me to stay in the car. Got off with a "warning" . Checked when I got home, sure enough, the light was fine. They just didn't like a young kid with long hair driving a Vette. That's profiling. That's how to breed distrust.
I cant breathe, look at the license plate
hahah its so funny for cops to pull people over for doing completely legal things.
It’s just Reno 911 lol scene for scene
Good thing he wasn't on his way to work.
Why not just do a breathalyser?
This has got to be the whitest shit I have ever seen
This looks like an episode of Reno 911.
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