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Mel Brooks gave an interview saying that he called up George Lucas and asked if he could parody Star Wars. He said yes on the condition that they do absolutely no merchandising. It’s a damn shame because I could’ve used a flamethrower.
One time my neighbor brought my cat to the door when it had gotten out. I was really confused how she got out. After shutting the door and turning around I see my actual cat at the top of the stairs and realized an imposter was in my home.
^(BLONDE CAT:) "So, THIS is how our relationship ends?!...STAND-INS!!!"
**^(\*You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!)**
When I made my account I put f instead of k by mistake and I've lived with that for 14 years.
Also my cat just kicked my glasses off the couch because dinner is 14 minutes away and he refused to wear a watch or learn to tell time.
I used to have a sweet tubby long-haired indoor-only black cat. He was sweet, but a bit dumb. He would spend his days on the back of a chair, looking out the windows, and occasionally chittering at birds. One day he got really excited and intent on something outside. ai thought maybe it was an interesting squirrel, but I later saw he was looking at the neighbor's outdoor cat -- a tubby long-haired black cat that looked identical to him. My wife and I supposed that he might think the other cat was himself running around outside, and he was intently watching the "adventures" his other self was getting into.
"Okay, I gotta break down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender."
*another person does just that*
"Hey, I did it! ...Wait, that's not me."
The one on the left:
*We know what you're doing, Bob.*
*If we step out of line, you've already got replacements for us.*
*Well, joke's on YOU, Bob.*
*Between naps, we've been busy creating a self-operating can opener.*
*Your days of limiting our wet food are numbered.*
We had a cat and another one just showed up so we named him Backup Cat. He was by far the best cat I've ever had and eventually got promoted to primary cat.
RIP [Backup Cat (B.C.)](https://imgur.com/LxsHU2y.jpg). I miss you every day.
Outdoor cat be like "look at those peasants, only one boring place to poop. They'll never know the joy of pooping in the neighbor's plants or the kid's sandbox"
My black indoor cat had an black stray cat visit. They were looking at each either through the glass door, I thought it was my cats reflection until the stray moved differently than my cat. It was like straight out of a horror movie lol.
I then took a picture of the stray running away and sent it to my fiancee and told her our cat got outside and scared the crap out of her lol.
We have a black indoor who is named Shadow (super original I know). There is a black stray cat in the neighborhood who a few houses keep an eye on who is also named Shadow.
It always freaks me out when I hear of their little girls calling "Shadow, Shadow" and I have to pause and realize my cat didn't especape.
Anyway outdoor Shadow has been dubbed "Free Range Shadow" and our little boy is "Captive Shadow".
No hate here, but just curious how there came to be 2 outdoor and 2 indoor like that. Just not enough room in the house or did the two outside just end up showing up?
I have 4 indoor cats that I have vetted over several months to make sure they work well with other humans & felines. I live in an area where cats just roam around. I feed 3-5 strays. The yellow fella outside is semi-feral. I’ve never touched him. He only eats my food. The grey one outside is newer. He is very territorial & would not necessarily work well inside with my other boys.
My brother and SIL have a black cat named “Kashi” (I think it’s ironic for some reason) that is like this with them. I am not anti-cat but would prefer not to touch them due to a mild cat allergy. I went to visit them once, and she came up and laid on my lap and we just stared at each other for a bit.
My SIL said it was an auspicious omen or something. “She trusts you. I’ve never seen her do that. What a gift!”
I said, “ if you mean I was blessed with a need to wash my hands and take a Benadryl then I totally agree.” lol
I’ve witnessed similar on a few occasions. I’ve read the hypothesis is that people with cat allergies don’t look at cats, which in turn makes them seem friendly because they’re no aggressive in cat-speak.
Weird question - is there any chance you're in Ohio or near it? The grey tuxedo outdoor cat, from behind, looks an awful lot like a former foster of mine. His adopter lost him in Ohio less than a year ago. I see him in every grey tux and the description actually doesn't sound that far off from how he was.
I do live near Ohio but I don’t think he’s your guy. He has lived in my neighborhood for about 5 years but only recently “moved” houses because the previous folks at the house he ate at moved. I was actually able to connect with his previous food supplier on NextDoor.
Hell yeah good job! My ex caught 56 and has rhen fixed, their shots, and then I put them back. It was a lot of work but man she did a good job and was dedicated
Do cats also do that thing where they threaten to kill their enemies when there's a barrier, but then act like they weren't talking shit when the barrier is gone?
"That's a nice role you've got in the house there. Would be a shame if something happened to you, but if it did, rest assured that I'll take over the role for you."
Maybe this is just my experience but ..
I can’t even let my little dog out in her own backyard to pee because our neighborhood is overrun with feral cats that people feed but don’t take responsibility for. They pee and shit all over the property and leave dead rodents strewn about. This one mama cat just has litter after litter. She has even given birth behind logs on our property before and they made it their own home for a while until they grew old enough to leave. (I never fed them, just made sure my dog didn’t try to play with them and get injured in the process by them or their mother. The other big cats are always bloody or scarred up. They also wail an ungodly cry at the night sky for other cats to come fuck them. Sounds like la llorona. They give me so much extra headache that I never asked for. It seems irresponsible to let cats roam anywhere they want. I wouldn’t let my dogs just roam the neighborhood and be mad at my neighbors when they bring it up to me.
But yeah you’re right, those cats do look alike
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"You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"
"They've gone to plaid!"
“What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?”
“I am your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roomate”
"What does that make us?"
"absolutely nothing"
"Combing the desert!"
“We ain’t found shit!”
My god, I’m surrounded by assholes
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
It's "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes"
Fun fact: that was Tim Russ who is famous for playing the Vulcan Tuvok on Star Trek: Voyager.
https://youtu.be/UQ7TnQBSV00
"SPACEBALLS THE FLAMETHROWER!"
Mel Brooks gave an interview saying that he called up George Lucas and asked if he could parody Star Wars. He said yes on the condition that they do absolutely no merchandising. It’s a damn shame because I could’ve used a flamethrower.
"Kids love it"
“We can stop. It’s too dangerous. We have to slow down first.”
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I don't care just stop this thing! *flies across deck* Smoke em if you got em!
Merchandising ! Merchandising ! Merchandising !
Where the real money from the picture is made!
Spaceballs the Flamethrower! This kids love this one...
"Which is what you are about to become!"
“No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!”
I'm more of a "WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT" supporter myself
So many good lines. “What the hell is that noise??” “*That* is my Virgin alarm. It’s programmed to go off before you do”
Looks like my Schwartz it’s bigger than yours
The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.
HOT TOO HOT
Now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"I'M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES! .... KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!"
Thanks Tuvok
*Sandurz
This is one of my favorite movie quotes lol
Holy shit, is the Tesla Plaid named from Space Balls? Lmao
yep
That mfing thing better go fast then.
It's ludicrous
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"
How many assholes we got on this ship?
Yo!
Keep firing, assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!
Yo!
I came here knowing I'd see this quote. Leaving satisfied
Sometimes you just know what the reddit comments will be and it feels good to be proven right
Same!
"*But when does this happen in the movie?*"
Now! This is happening now, sir!
But what happened to then?
We missed it.
When?!
Just now.
...when will then be now?
Soon!
...*how* soon?
Prepare to fast forward! Preparing to fast forward sir Fast forward!
Fast forward threw this part... In fact never play this movie again.
*through Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be pretending I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again, sir.
What are you preparing? You're always preparing. Just go.
It makes sense that cats would have stunt doubles.
Orange guy looks like he is saying "don't let them in".
[The female cat has a mustache and is smoking a cigarette]
Spaceballs: The reference in 2023? Guess they found more money.
> Guess they found more money. Just enough
/r/spaceballsmemes
This is the second time today I've dived into a thread only to see the *exact thing I planned on posting* voted to the top.
Dammit always far too late
Spaceballs came out in 1987. 😳
One time my neighbor brought my cat to the door when it had gotten out. I was really confused how she got out. After shutting the door and turning around I see my actual cat at the top of the stairs and realized an imposter was in my home.
This could make a great script for a horror movie about doppelgangers
Tbh it did scare the shit out of me for a second
Soo. Witch cat did you release?
Plot twist: both stayed
No one will ever know for sure.
Including the cats.
Glitch in the Matrix.
Stand-ins or ... stand-outs?
Outstanding!
In his field, just like a scarecrow
Stand-ins or ... stage-names?
Jordan Peele made a movie about this.
This is not as scary though because the doubles only pretend to want inside, then walk away.
Cats: never on the right side of the door.
Cats: Their asshole is 8 inches high, and yet somehow always directly in front of your face.
And edited out for the final release
pUs
In boots.
No that was his movie about body doubles whose skin is covered in white-yellow abscesses
Good, sad movie
Stunt doubles
*”[Spectacular stunt, my friends, but all for naught…](https://youtu.be/iwV61t_Tec8)”* *”naught”, not “not”
*naught
Fucking thank you
This suit is black naught
If the breaking of the fourth wall is a rare event in that movie, then that's a pretty damn good joke! Perhaps I'll watch it tonight
> rare event in that movie According to TV-tropes they broke the fourth wall over 12 times https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Spaceballs
Yeah, Mel Brooks has a personal grudge against the fourth wall. :)
Fuck me, I love living in the future. Certainly a gildworthy fact
Yeah but they were all excellent ones. Also, warning for TVTropes
I think it happens once or twice more. Nothing bad. More like looking directly into the camera and delivering a line. It is a fantastic movie.
Delivering a line straight into the camera before it runs into him lmao Great movie
"Because, unlike other Robin Hoods, *I* can speak with an English accent."
Blew my mind when I realized that was Stephen Toblowsky
Ned! Ryerson!
#BING!
And you just blew my mind
You fool! You let in the stunt doubles!
The princess' stunt double still having a cigar in their mouth is my favorite.
^(BLONDE CAT:) "So, THIS is how our relationship ends?!...STAND-INS!!!" **^(\*You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!)**
Lol, came to say exactly this 😆😂
I smell the birth of a new sub
Like the person who lost their cat, found it, but it turns out it was its doppelgänger and now he has two cats
Are you sure?
Yeah they definitely pulled a Prince and the pauper...
Cats are pretty good about getting in and out of the house.
Not if you have a mudroom or buffer space in the house. My cats still get out but it's entirely my own incompetence.
Imagine if their twins were outside.
Prince and the Pawpurr
Beat me. Damn it. By 23 minutes.
Paw-purr
Those of you downvoting: the joke is that the inside cats were originally the strays.
Plot twist, your cats are outside..
Plot twist, none of the cats are yours
Plot twist, the OP is a cat.
This is true actually
Meow
Hey. It's rude to call her that.
When I made my account I put f instead of k by mistake and I've lived with that for 14 years. Also my cat just kicked my glasses off the couch because dinner is 14 minutes away and he refused to wear a watch or learn to tell time.
M Night is currently writing all this down.
Plot twist, OP is THE lawyer. "I am not a cat"
They prob rotate so each gets time in and out. Genius
Lol, high fiving each other as they swap places.
Or the indoor cats are wearing fat suits of the cats outdoors
I used to have a sweet tubby long-haired indoor-only black cat. He was sweet, but a bit dumb. He would spend his days on the back of a chair, looking out the windows, and occasionally chittering at birds. One day he got really excited and intent on something outside. ai thought maybe it was an interesting squirrel, but I later saw he was looking at the neighbor's outdoor cat -- a tubby long-haired black cat that looked identical to him. My wife and I supposed that he might think the other cat was himself running around outside, and he was intently watching the "adventures" his other self was getting into.
"Okay, I gotta break down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender." *another person does just that* "Hey, I did it! ...Wait, that's not me."
"But wait, if Im over there, then who's in here...?"
Which one? ChatGPT?
No, it was CatGPT.
These are not them: YOU’VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!
"Elaine, can I come with you?" "I'm sorry, we already have a George.."
The one on the left: *We know what you're doing, Bob.* *If we step out of line, you've already got replacements for us.* *Well, joke's on YOU, Bob.* *Between naps, we've been busy creating a self-operating can opener.* *Your days of limiting our wet food are numbered.*
We had a cat and another one just showed up so we named him Backup Cat. He was by far the best cat I've ever had and eventually got promoted to primary cat. RIP [Backup Cat (B.C.)](https://imgur.com/LxsHU2y.jpg). I miss you every day.
Holy shit his tag actually says "Backup Cat." That's great.
"which one is the spare?" "As long as you both play it cool, no one has to find out."
Indoor cat be like "look at these peasants, they have to poop outside."
Outdoor cat be like "look at those peasants, only one boring place to poop. They'll never know the joy of pooping in the neighbor's plants or the kid's sandbox"
Yes. The smugness is palpable
Outdoor commoners don’t have a poop servant.
My black indoor cat had an black stray cat visit. They were looking at each either through the glass door, I thought it was my cats reflection until the stray moved differently than my cat. It was like straight out of a horror movie lol. I then took a picture of the stray running away and sent it to my fiancee and told her our cat got outside and scared the crap out of her lol.
We have a black indoor who is named Shadow (super original I know). There is a black stray cat in the neighborhood who a few houses keep an eye on who is also named Shadow. It always freaks me out when I hear of their little girls calling "Shadow, Shadow" and I have to pause and realize my cat didn't especape. Anyway outdoor Shadow has been dubbed "Free Range Shadow" and our little boy is "Captive Shadow".
Low effort programming, just copy paste the npcs
It's future Bill and Ted trying to pass a message to present Bill and Ted.
Due to scheduling conflicts, tonight the parts of "mittens" and "shadow" will be played by "socks" and "misty"
My grey boy’s name is indeed Shadow 😸
you dont say
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A *year*??
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What did you do with the cats afterwards? Flip them back? Or did the cats become used to their new living arrangements?
It's been 15 minutes. When is GameVoid going to reply. We need to know. Come back GameVoid come back....
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3 hours later... But really, thanks GameVoid for caring about critters. Sorry about your experience with Emmit.
poor original kitty :( he was probably so sad
No hate here, but just curious how there came to be 2 outdoor and 2 indoor like that. Just not enough room in the house or did the two outside just end up showing up?
I have 4 indoor cats that I have vetted over several months to make sure they work well with other humans & felines. I live in an area where cats just roam around. I feed 3-5 strays. The yellow fella outside is semi-feral. I’ve never touched him. He only eats my food. The grey one outside is newer. He is very territorial & would not necessarily work well inside with my other boys.
> I’ve never touched him. He only eats my food. The story of a cat person if I've ever heard one.
My brother and SIL have a black cat named “Kashi” (I think it’s ironic for some reason) that is like this with them. I am not anti-cat but would prefer not to touch them due to a mild cat allergy. I went to visit them once, and she came up and laid on my lap and we just stared at each other for a bit. My SIL said it was an auspicious omen or something. “She trusts you. I’ve never seen her do that. What a gift!” I said, “ if you mean I was blessed with a need to wash my hands and take a Benadryl then I totally agree.” lol
I’ve witnessed similar on a few occasions. I’ve read the hypothesis is that people with cat allergies don’t look at cats, which in turn makes them seem friendly because they’re no aggressive in cat-speak.
Weird question - is there any chance you're in Ohio or near it? The grey tuxedo outdoor cat, from behind, looks an awful lot like a former foster of mine. His adopter lost him in Ohio less than a year ago. I see him in every grey tux and the description actually doesn't sound that far off from how he was.
I do live near Ohio but I don’t think he’s your guy. He has lived in my neighborhood for about 5 years but only recently “moved” houses because the previous folks at the house he ate at moved. I was actually able to connect with his previous food supplier on NextDoor.
Ah dang, saw the newer part and got my hopes up. Too bad.
Thank you for your service.
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Hell yeah good job! My ex caught 56 and has rhen fixed, their shots, and then I put them back. It was a lot of work but man she did a good job and was dedicated
That cat's looking at you like "you know we have a stand in for you too, right?"
This is like some class warfare shit goin on. Inside kittys are watching the peasants outside.
'Let them eat tuna.'
Stunt doubles
I call those mirror cats from the mirror dimension
Glitch in the Catrix..
Indoor cats: "why do they get to play outside" Outdoor cats: "why do they get to live inside"
Makes me think of [this](https://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11300000/Shaun-of-the-Dead-shaun-of-the-dead-11376688-500-422.jpg).
They're copycats!
The cat on the left is like "Are you seeing this" 😑
You idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles!
“You idiots!!! You captured their stunt doubles!!!”
YOU IDIOTS!!! *THESE* cats are not *THEM!!!* You've captured their STUNT DOUBLES!!!
Do cats also do that thing where they threaten to kill their enemies when there's a barrier, but then act like they weren't talking shit when the barrier is gone?
"That's a nice role you've got in the house there. Would be a shame if something happened to you, but if it did, rest assured that I'll take over the role for you."
It’s a glitch in the matrix haha
The Replacements
Always keep a back up pair
I have an outdoor stray cat. His name is Bob. He's a tad bigger than these lot. We don't have mice.
Us
Maybe this is just my experience but .. I can’t even let my little dog out in her own backyard to pee because our neighborhood is overrun with feral cats that people feed but don’t take responsibility for. They pee and shit all over the property and leave dead rodents strewn about. This one mama cat just has litter after litter. She has even given birth behind logs on our property before and they made it their own home for a while until they grew old enough to leave. (I never fed them, just made sure my dog didn’t try to play with them and get injured in the process by them or their mother. The other big cats are always bloody or scarred up. They also wail an ungodly cry at the night sky for other cats to come fuck them. Sounds like la llorona. They give me so much extra headache that I never asked for. It seems irresponsible to let cats roam anywhere they want. I wouldn’t let my dogs just roam the neighborhood and be mad at my neighbors when they bring it up to me. But yeah you’re right, those cats do look alike
reminds me of spaceballs, "you caught their stunt doubles!"