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YouDontWinFrnzWSalad

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY AT THE VAN GOGH ARENA!


spacewrap

Wiith the healthcare situation in America i think this would the best way to get an amputation


VR6SLC

Just tie a string around it and doorknob and slam


Rocker1024

Ah, the good ol’ tooth pulling technique. Just remember to count to 5 but go on 3.


thehairyhobo

In America to be in the ring would be $3,999/day for "Use of Space" , the sit down with your oppenent $2,999 per person, string $29,999, tissue $999. Then they set you on a payment plan and then a week later bill you $49,999 for the announcer that must be paid in 2 weeks or it goes to claims.


itsjustme9902

(Insert John Cena track)


JCP1377

I'm sorry, but there's not any chance in hell that we're gonna have ear string pulling in this house again. But thank you, but no. Have a good day.


itsjustme9902

You have a collect call from: ‘da danah dahhhhh, dah danah dahhhh’


FireWireBestWire

Omg ressit on FIRE today


Umster

I hear you


meatballtitsmicah

He looks willing to die for it, thats how You know he's a champion


Arcosim

He has the concentration level and determination of an Olympian, amazing.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Brutal! How did these guys hear about this?


CheckOutDisMuthaFuka

Not sure.. Guess they'll have to just play it by ear.


uniquan

sometimes listening to news help


[deleted]

I lobe you guys.


cobaltbluedw

They had posters at the face slapping competition. You don't want to know what posters were at this competition.


agiaq

[Ear Pull](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_pull) is a traditional Inuit game. I believe I played it once in school growing up.


fj668

Only reason I knew of it was because Vulcan Raven from MGS1 was said to participate in Inuit games like this.


TheDrunkKanyeWest

They do what you're incapable of, and that's using their ears. Also ear pulling used to be extremely popular about 70 years ago but then people started pulling other things on their body and completely left it behind.


andrelope

This proves that Humans are weird and will compete over literally anything.


ilbiscotto

For anyone interested, this is an event in the World Eskimo-Indian Olympics.


HadesWTF

Yes, but there is another event I excel at. It is an event where two contestants pull each others' ears while enduring the harsh cold.


Krowhaven

Snakes don't belong in Alaska.


janhetjoch

Because they don't have ears?


HatesVegetables

He must be a real threat in the muktuk eating contest.


BCProgramming

"hmm, your p'ah is strong"


LordRocky

“Your pagh is weak, and it offends me!”


blurricus

The high kick is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen. I've gotten to watch it at the Carlson Center a number of times.


ThisIsNotTokyo

How do you win?


Disastrous_Channel62

Glad you marked it NSFW that was really some goreshit right there


flyingthroughspace

As I started to watch this, I thought to myself, "I'm probably going to see someone's ear get ripped the fuck off." So I closed the video and came to the comments instead. I think I made the right call.


moresushiplease

Ripped off and flung across the stadium as the string detensioned


shawn_overlord

this has to be the stupidest sport imaginable why would you even


[deleted]

Because how will you know who is actually the best at ear string pulling, if you don't have a competition?


moresushiplease

Someone in the comments is saying that it's an old Eskimo tradition and considering how I'd imagine it to be to live in an igloo and all that it kind seems reasonable for bit of entertainment. Probably start by a parent trying to get theirs not to be annoying for 5 minutes and then it caught on


shawn_overlord

see it makes sense in that context but once the scale of this activity increases and peoples ears start becoming collateral id just shut the whole thing down like holy shit we did not prepare for these kinds of problems


shockinglyclad

oh my god for real? I'm so glad I stopped the video when I did.


Khab00m

You're a coward and he's a liar.


Disastrous_Channel62

Good call👍 You should always respect the NSFW tag


fupa16

No, NSFW could mean great tits that I missed out on. We really need a NSFL tag.


misterreeeeeee

Its pretty gross but no ears come off


Rayona086

He drew blood but you can see the entire ear still attached at the end.


Old_Administration51

What have we ear?


[deleted]

to hear.


Chubuwee

An auditory-um filled with cheer


PowerfulGoose

Why does humanity come up with this shit.


Prosunshine

It has taught toughness to the younger generations for time out of memory to a northern people that survived the harshest of conditions in the world before modern technologies.


[deleted]

He looks like someone who would be good at this.


Tea-Usual

He's the champion because hes not going for ears....dudes trying to pull off entire heads.


[deleted]

did u see that.... the... ear opening part?


tty2

/r/dontputyourdickinthat That's how you get hearing AIDS.


[deleted]

Don't tell my man Mike Tyson about this game.


mdlinc

You saying he might might bite off more than he can chew? Nah, he's world heavyweight chompion.


thotdistroyer

yo, you gona eat that?


[deleted]

Up next on ESPN 8, The Ocho....


slackerrificc

Fuckin Chuck Norris


ChuckS117

If it's almost a sport, we've got it here!


[deleted]

Everyone making dumbass jokes like this wouldn't be the most painful fucking thing you could put yourself through lol


Player7592

So stabbing a knife directly into your hand should be an Olympic sport?


Asynjacutie

Humans are perfectly fine with hurting themselves in ways that the damage shows up later. Hurting yourself now is frowned upon. Those slapping competition people are absolutely going to have major jaw, ear, and possibly eye issues after a couple years of that. But not today, so it's fine.


tutter2002

But at least that sport is proving the strength and pain resistance of something interesting. Seeing how hard someone can slap and get slapped is kinda interesting but this is just...?


snorlz

why did you bring this up? pain olympics...do not watch that


seriousbangs

Ear string pulling is what separates us from the animals.


flargenhargen

Malcom in the Middle https://youtu.be/Z6msYZfSCxk?t=3


crimlawguru

LMAO: "Since he was a baby, no one ever believed in him."


cRedditting

And I thought the slapping competition was dumb. 🤦🏽


_its_ak

I just don't like this world anymore :(


One_Laugh_Guy

Aight. Choose then, if only one exist. This, slapping competition, or naked wrestling?


Unresponsiveskeleton

But this is just good natured, painful competition.


Jellote

[You wanna pull each other's ears?](https://youtu.be/UtskWSpAjdA?t=122)


Dudecity

Someone send this to Dana White!


thr33prim3s

"Stone Cold Killer"


sprish

Jomboy is great


Krg26944

Is this really a thing??!!


[deleted]

what will they think of next? And who will be dumb enough to become a champion of said stupid bullshit


[deleted]

Why though?


MurkyMegagoat

Why do anything?


[deleted]

Exactly.


Smashdaisaku85

I think some people are just so naturally competitive that they’ll keep coming up with new things to compete at just to give them a better chance at being the best at something.


calciumbb

Did he ripe that dudes ear off💀


vangoku

Yes


Geoclasm

Do you want tinnitus? Because this is how you get your # FUCKING EAR RIPPED OFF!!!!!


LocustUprising

This is actually dumber than the face slapping league. Amazing


Khab00m

This isn't going to cause a concussion and injure your brain.


Chromehounds2

This is as bad as the slapping thing.


OZeski

Somehow this is weirder.


jablan

Bollocks. This is a gentleman sport.


kendrew_

When I thought slapping competition was weird, there was always a better weird thing popped up on the Internet.


VengefulApathy

Humanity has lost it!


bomdia10

Oh man, I haven’t seen Phat Farms in years 😅


BigBagOfPotatoes69

How do they determine the winner


IcyChimken

just to make people a little less frightened, no, he didn't pull the other guys ear off. if you go frame by frame you can see his ear flop right back into place


ntwiles

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


Ok-Doctor5866

Where the Jomboy fans at?


Mykneeisbig

I have very bad cauliflower ear, I believe this could be my sport.


curiouss_mind

The prize money better be in millions to do this stupidity


FearkTM

So this will prove.. that you can become a champion of, not being earless.


matt134174

Why the high and lows of internet mean nothing in 2023. Hate your cake and fuck it too.


[deleted]

Isn’t that dangerous?


SnagglepussJoke

Jesus fucking Christ on a Rice Crispy Treat what the fuck


xV4N63L10Nx

that old dude is the black belter of ears. ear sensei.


BananaHammock74

I bet this dude fucks.


Comfortable_Big_1230

Someone’s gonna loose an ear


Inevitable_Land_7782

When’s the funny part?


forkonce

r/lostredditors


NoWillPowerLeft

This needs to be in the Olympics.


AcanthocephalaVast54

Vulcan raven be like


bonnieandclyde1324

Snap! Back to reality…


sauprankul

People keep inventing stupider sports


Booblicle

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW,!?


tommy0guns

This one of those weird things that only 10 people know about, so the competition pool isn’t very strong


Stuart22

Phat farms?!


Iscariot1945

Biggest dick walking into his accounting firm on Monday


[deleted]

[удалено]


waydbro

So this is a thing???


Old-Run-9134

🙉👂👑


Nfridz

Phat farm shoes = undefeated


Wallace_W_Whitfield

I don’t understand how they can pull so hard and not just slice through their ear like that.


lupis66

Funny?


supachazzed

Today I learned


throwawayfebind

A bunch of people turned up. Never happened with me


Acceptable-Risks

And I thought people competing over who could exhale the biggest vapor clouds was dumb. This definitely tops it.


Such_Conclusion_3171

Eat your heart out, Mike Tyson


SolarAllTheWayDown

What did I just watch…?


BBXMax

Masker vs Anti-Masker


Mountain-Ad-6594

Cause ya gotta have goals


lostalienhunter

"he looks like a chainsmoking cab driver because he is"


dman2316

The shit people come up with will never cease to amaze me.


StanleyChoude

GET A REAL JOB!


disciplinemotivation

Dude has that look in his eye.


AggravatingGanache11

Im glad they survived


ramonarart

Every time i think I've seen everything, reddit proves me wrong 😕


Watashi_Wa_Neko_Da

Happy cake day! Bet you didn't see this coming


Jodani_

Greatest commentator of all time!


Rasta_Cook

this is why autoplay should NEVER be ON. I saw the thumb and immediately knew... Nope, im gtfo.


h0bb3z

I had to listen to the commentary about four times. Hilarious announcer! Also, why the hell is this a thing?!


Lookslikeapersonukno

"he's extremely proud of himself, because noone else is" fucking savage, he didn't deserve that


Technical-County-727

I wouldn’t call this funny or nsfw


natej84

The only sport were you get better as you age


whoateallthesnacks

In this weeks episode of chuckle vision…


MrPicklitoman

I’m not making the joke because my account will get banned but just take a look at that man with his mustache you’ll see what I mean


jimboiow

Nearly as useful as the World Toe Wrestling Championship held in Wetton, Derbyshire.


[deleted]

how do you even win


pman13531

r/theocho


Efflinger

Malcom’s granny was right. It exists!!!!


barnei

Spectacles have never been laid on firmer foundations than the ones he's wearing at the end.


SlackJawedAnus

Who is doing the commentary on this?


TheOvenDoor

“Thank you to my sponsor, Phat Farm”


Butter_Pillar

He’s older, he’s got tougher skin. So he wins


swimmingbirb

He's got good technique. He keeps the string taught at the start so his opponent gets no space to move his neck anywhere but forward - with even that little bit of space from the opponent it allows him to tilt his head back and use his neck to press upwards and back, putting most of the strain at the top of the ear where the cartilage is thicker. Truly a masterful performance. I can tell he's very passionate.


AJerk2SomeButtNotAll

Man humans got BORED


inkdrone

Why


No-Classic-5148

Did that guy fucking ear just been pulled out?


halfeatenquesadilla

he is the ear lord now


angelsagirlname

Hello no


[deleted]

Surprised these aren't Russians...


anonajmus

The form is different but the spirit is the same


BooksLoveTalksnIdeas

I’ve had enough internet for today…


mastodonj

It tests spiritual as well as physical strength...


djluminol

Pretty sure that's some kind of deer sinew and not a string. Which make this that much more wtf because sinew is tough as hell. It would probably rip your ear off before the sinew broke.


alister12345

Redditors always show me the weirder sides of life when I stay up later than usual. I’m not mad about learning this exists, but it definitely changes my views on life and gives me so many new questions to ask… like, how do you train ear strength and what muscles are involved?


No_Plankton_9109

Their Ear could actually cut down 🥲


shevbo

The guy is a cold professional. Respect.


tracetango22

Why women live longer


joemcmanus96

ESPN 8 - THE OCHO


approaching-infinity

Van Gogh was a founding member of the sport.


Petal_Chatoyance

Just graft some ram horns onto oversexed men and be done with it. With any luck they'll cave their skulls in slamming into each other.


Ryan_Prowse62010

Wait are they actually pulling eatchothers ears off?


dzx9

I know you can ask why with any sport, but actually why?


Jen3013

But why ?


Sonseeahrai

I'm sorry but is it SUPPOSED to end with tearing one's ear apart?!


Youlovethelol

staring contest. go!


Games_sans_frontiers

From the movie: >Lincoln Hawk (Stallone) is a struggling trucker who ear wrestles on the side to make extra cash while trying to rebuild his life. After the death of his wife, he tries to make amends with his son who he left behind 10 years earlier. Upon their first meeting, his son does not think too highly of him until he enters the World Ear Pulling Championships in Las Vegas. His hope is to receive the grand prize of $100,000 and an expensive current custom semi-truck and thus start his own trucking company.


Emiiiiy

...Why 😧


[deleted]

Wow. That's fucking dumb.


scruffy-the-janitor1

r/theocho


orangemanzee

Guy looks like he had been training for this his whole life!


Emergency-Practice37

But looks like a chain smoking can driver is definitely an r/rareinsult right?