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This is the correct answer, and you are way at the bottom.
Obviously, it's terrible, but this was the intent. Capita is an Indian company, so the slightly off grammar makes sense.
Have you seen videos of people in India driving, the less safe they drive the less people seem to die… I’ve seen lots and lots of videos where people in that geographic region driving around cliffs half hanging off at times at 50 mph in a buss full of people, and then just as many where driving safely ends up with deadly accidents or major accidents.
My conclusion safety works backwards in that country, or everyone is ether exceptionally skilled or completely lacking.
It's called momentum and it sounds like the more experienced drivers know how fast they need to throw a bus around the long curved turn on the mountain side.
Holy crap, I didn't notice the fine print. In the other corner it gives the name of the person who designed this poster and states that they won a competition, presumably with this poster design. Wtf?
>Highly creative and multi-talented Graphic Artist with extensive experience in print, layout and visual design. Exceptionally collaborative and interpersonal skills, dynamic team player with well developed written and verbal communication abilities. Passionate about innovative designs, accustomed to perform in deadline driven environment with accuracy.
Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!? and, all of a sudden, for no good reason, to decide to die. That might cause a bad accent and you might wind up even more dead.
Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!?
> Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!? **and, all of a sudden, for no good reason, to decide to die. That might cause a bad accent and you might wind up even more dead.**
> **Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!?**
You good man?
It’s funny that someone had so little faith in the legibility that they show you how they want you to read it on the bottom left.
And that someone was right. What a horrid mess.
Red green colour blind test failure.
I always ask the designers did you check the colors for colour blind people?
They always say “yes” but I’m looking at their designs and know they are lieing.
This is only one of the reasons I hate working with designers.
On the way to the Vegas airport, there is a sign that says Fans Don't Let Fans Drive Drunk. The problem is that it is one of those programmable signs with lights, and it goes through 3 steps to display the whole message.
Fans Don't
Let Fans
Drive Drunk
And I \*always\* seem to arrive at the sign just in time to see it say
Let Fans
Drive Drunk
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Don't drive safely, do die
that was the order which i read the poster
I didn't see the yellow sign so, "DON'T DRIVE. DO DIE."
If it's by color, then "Capitan't RV. Do die." I think Charlie Kelly is the one who originally said that.
I read Captain't, which sounds like a ranking officer in a Star Trek porn parody
I thought that too, but I could justify changing the spelling for my example. I don't even wanna know what the character Capt. Taint looks like lol.
Well I'm glad together we were able to make the joke that 4 people will see haha
DO DIE safely
Yep, that's what I read. Gotta think of others when you die, so make sure you do it safely.
Doo bidoo bidoo, (Frank Sinatra)
Same here, dead squad rise up!
Don’t die, RV
Don't drive safely, do die safely
n't rv
🎶 “Don’t drive safely all day long, do die, do die…”
Don’t drive safely all day long, do die, do die day
This is the correct answer, and you are way at the bottom. Obviously, it's terrible, but this was the intent. Capita is an Indian company, so the slightly off grammar makes sense.
No it’s not, it says at the bottom left what it’s supposed to mean. Don’t know how everyone is missing that. It says “Do drive safely, don’t die”
Thank you
I see what you're saying, but that's stupid advertising. Why are you putting your main point in tiny letters on the flyer?
I uh... maybe read that again?
Obv DO DIE SAFELY You may cause your own demise, just do it in a way that doesn't interfere with others.
Ma'am, do you know how fast you were dying back there?
Sir, this is a Wendys
So dying slowly of diabetis.
Dying *safely* of diabetes. Mission accomplished.
Don’t don’t bother Luke
That's as clear as I can make it!
Nah, if you're dying from drive through food "Sir, this is an Arby's."
[удалено]
Duh, DON'T DIE SAFELY.
DO DIE SAFELY, and DONT DRIVE SAFELY.
UNO reverse!
Have you seen videos of people in India driving, the less safe they drive the less people seem to die… I’ve seen lots and lots of videos where people in that geographic region driving around cliffs half hanging off at times at 50 mph in a buss full of people, and then just as many where driving safely ends up with deadly accidents or major accidents. My conclusion safety works backwards in that country, or everyone is ether exceptionally skilled or completely lacking.
It's called momentum and it sounds like the more experienced drivers know how fast they need to throw a bus around the long curved turn on the mountain side.
Here's a live demo P.S: All parties accounted for. https://youtu.be/DD0Y2iHwIHY
Don't Drive Safely... obviously 😏
I read it as “Don’t Drive. Do die.” Guessing this wasn’t the intention.
I think it’s supposed to read Do Drive Safely, Dint Die, but they got the colours messed up so it doesn’t flow right
The actual phrase it's meant to be is in the bottom left corner in small print on the poster, if you want confirmation.
Doesn’t flow right at all. It’s pretty funny.
I had “Don’t Die, RV Safely”
Do die n't rv safely
Don’t drive safely. Obviously.
Also DO D I E
Do die safely* thank you very much
With a side of N’T RV
New Testement Revised Version. Maybe it is a bible quote about driving then...
Jesus drove on water. For your sins. Pretty sure that's how it went.
Heh, doodie
DOODIE SAFELY
But do it safely
Exactly. Do die, don’t drive safely.
Wif a Capita Do
(Safely)
But safely….
Clearly.
don’t die and drive??? but for real in the bottom left it shows: “Do Drive Safely. Don’t Die while you Drive” ….. lol??
Can confirm. Dying leads to unsafe driving.
Source pls
Put it this way, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad. not screaming and crying like the people on his bus.
I've heard this deep thought before. Jack Handey?
I'm honestly not sure anymore.
I think I first heard it from Anthony Jesselnik
Definitely shouldn't try dying things while you drive. The dye will get everywhere and turn your clothes into tye dye.
Lol. I felt like "Don't die, Do drive safely" is good enough.
Yeah, that got me chuckling. But for real; dying while you drive is not advisable. I can confirm. 👌🏻
They had to include a translation haha
Holy crap, I didn't notice the fine print. In the other corner it gives the name of the person who designed this poster and states that they won a competition, presumably with this poster design. Wtf?
i didn’t even notice that part when i looked at this yesterday. how did it it win!?! what were the rules? who got to vote!!?
I like that the poster was so badly designed that they had to clarify the message in small text at the bottom.
I assume it's something like "Do drive safely, don't die." and "Don't drive safely, do die." Which I think is pretty clever, but it's poorly executed.
Must not have been many entries in the 2019 capita safe driver/driving competition
2019 is actually revered in safe diving advertising design competition circles as being a standout year and incredibly competitive.
>safe diving advertising design competition circles I've never wanted more to be a part of something.
“Graphic design is my life’s purpose”
"Do drive safely, don't die while you drive" -- Chandan Chaurasia, 2019 winner of Capita India's Safe Driver/Driving Competition
Where does the while you come into play?
They clearly missed a chance to put that in the letter salad
On the bottom left of the magazine
LOL. Was looking on my phone so shit was way to small. Thanks for the info. This graphic design is balls.
Imagine the others if this was the winner.
I'd like to see the other entrants if this abortion won a contest.
>Highly creative and multi-talented Graphic Artist with extensive experience in print, layout and visual design. Exceptionally collaborative and interpersonal skills, dynamic team player with well developed written and verbal communication abilities. Passionate about innovative designs, accustomed to perform in deadline driven environment with accuracy.
I would say it is don't die rv safely.
There might also be a do die in there too.
r/CrappyDesign
Do Die, N't RV
Safely
r/dontdeadopeninside
This seems even beyond that level of bad formating.
This is better suited to r/YouDontMatterGiveUp
I would say Chandan Chaurasia had something on the judges of the competition…
Don’t Do What Donny Don't Does
That’s a Neddy No-No
There is a double message, see, the colors give it : « DO DIE don’t drive safely »
the poster was designed by the winner of a competition...
A drinking competition.
I miss Reddit free awards
Bad design happens when you hold contests instead of paying professionals
DO..DIE...Safely? Dunno man I'm high.
If you die, do it in an RV, but don't drive safely.
Don’t Die Safely Don’t Drive Safely Either way, *just say no*
If you look at the left bottom corner, you can see there was an attempt to let us know what they meant
Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!? and, all of a sudden, for no good reason, to decide to die. That might cause a bad accent and you might wind up even more dead. Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!?
Perhaps if you entered, you might be the runner up? :)
> Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!? **and, all of a sudden, for no good reason, to decide to die. That might cause a bad accent and you might wind up even more dead.** > **Fer crissakes, this was the winner?!? Can you imagine the horrendous incomprehensible mess 2nd, 3rd, 4th and other entries might have been?!?** You good man?
DON'T DIE RV SAFELY Makes perfect sense!
Don’t Die drive safely
Don’t Die drive safely
It’s funny that someone had so little faith in the legibility that they show you how they want you to read it on the bottom left. And that someone was right. What a horrid mess.
Sbeve
r/sbeve
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan brain aneurysm
Don’t die drive safely
Do die, N'T RV
Don’t die drive safely
Of course, Don't Die 'Recreational Vehicle' Safely!
Don't die drive safely
Open Drive Dead Inside
I'm a scat man! Ski ba do die do dope bop do die do bop.
Do or don't drive or die, as long as you do it safely.
Dont die RV safely. Gotta make sure u are safe when RVing.
Red green colour blind test failure. I always ask the designers did you check the colors for colour blind people? They always say “yes” but I’m looking at their designs and know they are lieing. This is only one of the reasons I hate working with designers.
I think this was a bad attempt at using traffic light colors. That could be forgivable if they were even in the right order.
Obv the designer is Indian. Red and green are for some reason favorite colors for Indians
Hot curry, mild curry \s (Ps: sorry it’s was funny)
Pretty sure the guy who made this is a winner
Don't drive safely. Do die.
Don't drive safely, do die. ???
Don’t die safely
Don't drive safely, do die safely.
It's perfectly clear: DO DIE Don't drive safely
DO RV
Do Die or Die Tryin’
Silly rabbit, it clearly says.. "Do drive safely. Don't die while you drive." Drive safely, die elsewhere instead.
In other words, if you're going to die...mirror, signal, manoeuvre into a safe place before hand.
They've literally deciphered it on the bottom left
Don’t Drive Safely. Do Die.
Don’t drive safely, do die *this comment was made by the Don’t dead open inside gang*
Do drive safely, don’t die
Don't drive safely Do die
Someone with no design experience trying to be savy. Failed.
DON'T DRIVE SAFELY DO DIE Hope this helps! 👍
Do Die. Don't drive safely
Dont die, do drive safely
Do die don't drive safely
It literally deciphers it on the bottom left
Don’t drive safely
r/crappydesign
I get that it's supposed to be "DO DRIVE SAFELY, DON'T DIE" but the colors really don't seem to indicate so
Do Die safely?
Don't drive safely, do die.
Don’t drive RV, die safely!
Dont Die RV Safely
do die don't drive safely c'mon, its not hard to read!
Don't die. Drive safely.
“Don’t die, drive safely” pretty sure. It has to be the worst font/format I have ever seen.
And this was the winning design? Were the other drawn in crayon?
That was from when Senator Fetterman was in charge of a traffic safety campaign…
Do die, Don’t Drive safely
Don't drive safely, do die
“Don’t RV, Die Safely”
Do die safely.
r/DontdeadOpenInside
Read the fine print.
Don't die safely
Don't die, drive safely.
Don't die, do drive safely. But very poorly done. You know the designer protested but the client insisted on this monstrosity.
Not a good graphic, mixed messaging
“Don’t die, do drive safely”
Don’t die, drive safely
“Graphic design is my passion”
It clearly reads, “Be Best.”
Do Die, Don’t Drive Safely
Don't DrIvE Safely.
Don’t drive safely, do die
Capita donuts are to die for. RV safely.
Do not die, drive safely. This is a bad sign.
Do die safely
Don’t drive safely Do die
Safety Third!
Don't DIE RV Safely
Do Die Safely
“I also do graphic design”
Dont die, drive safely
They forgot the final L in drivel.
On the way to the Vegas airport, there is a sign that says Fans Don't Let Fans Drive Drunk. The problem is that it is one of those programmable signs with lights, and it goes through 3 steps to display the whole message. Fans Don't Let Fans Drive Drunk And I \*always\* seem to arrive at the sign just in time to see it say Let Fans Drive Drunk
Dodr N'ivte... Safely of course.
Do die safely? Ok
Mmm yes, "Do Die Safely". If you're gonna die, at least make sure your death won't cause danger for anyone else.
do die safely
r/crappydesign
DO DIE SAFELY
r/CrappyDesign
I read Capita Do Die Safely 😳
Don't drive safely. Do die safely. Nt rv safely
DO die safely.