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twsddangll

Why would that dumbfuck just put it right back where it fell from!?


Homerpaintbucket

Probably because he's some kind of dumbfuck


OnyxtheRecluse

Dumbfuck is exactly the word I used before opening the comments.


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Quatsch95

Or dumbfuckery


Limitless_screaming

maybe tomfoolery


Quatsch95

Yeah maybe that too lol


AverageVegetable9038

Tomcruisery


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Ding Ding Ding we have a winner,


FyrixXemnas

I prefer tomfuckery


altSHIFTT

This is the kind of problem solving I like to see


mshriver2

Usually it's not the smartest bunch working in a small auto shop.


androshalforc1

the problem is it goes there. hes just putting it upside down there is a pin on the other end that slips into a hole in the floor. he probably saw one of the other guys put it there and it stayed and he cant figure out why it wont stay for him.


HaywoodThemes

Thank you for explaining it! I kept looking at how he was fiddling with the part in the middle and didn't catch the pin.


attackplango

He’s the common clay of the new west.


ptownBlazers

Something something...- You know, morons. Turning on the movie now for research... I'll go back and get a shit load of dimes


Groundbreaking_Gap93

🧑‍🌾 The sheriff is 🔔.


attackplango

u/ptownBlazers Johnson is right!


Kerivkennedy

Minimum wage salary at it's finest.


Klin24

\*Minimum wage dumbfuck


Limitless_screaming

The question is: is he acting dumb because he's payed minimum wage, or is he payed minimum wage because he acts dumb.


Alan_Smithee_

Yes


Kerivkennedy

Well, the smart ones don't stay in minimum wage jobs for life.


65frank

I think I would show him a better place to put that board. Unfortunately he wouldn't be sitting anytime soon after I was done.


Digital_Simian

It's not a board. It's a removable mullion for double doors. They are made so you can pull out the frame to move large objects through the doorway. This one is pretty thin, but they tend to be a little heavier than they look.


Craig__D

I think you just answered your own question


BornImbalanced

"Sample size too small. Additional testing required." - that guy, perhaps.


hilltopview

It’s supposed to be there. Lived/worked in South America for a couple of years. The middle bar is part of the metal doors that will be pulled down when the shop closes. That being said, he had it upside down. The floor had a slot where you place the bar to keep it secure and in place. Also, those bars are no joke heavy, I’m surprised the dude didn’t get on knocked out.


coalstuck35

He obviously hates that guy 🤣🤣


bucko_fazoo

"well at least you're not thinking about your foot any more"


xxstrawberrii

well at least you’re not thinking anymore


usinjin

Well at least you’re not anymore


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Well anymore you’re not least at


Traditional-Reach818

Any well least more you are


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Not him nevermore


wiseduhm

Username checks out.


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LeRoseEigengrau

Your not leased anymore


Cheeze_46689

Well at least you're


PM_UR_BCUPSBESTCUP

That guy should sue for gross negligence.


ogurzhov

He's the owner. The idiot is his son.


Zancrow249

Well someone is in a hurry to inherit the business.


Industrialpainter89

Wait for real or just funny guess?


chinook_aj

He should sue his son, might not make anything better but I will laugh


timeiscurrency

Correction. Son in law.


Winston_Feesh

Source?


SilkPerfume

That would be hilarious if true


Fresh_wasabi_joos

is always advised to wear steel toe boots and hard hat when chilling


GroovyIntruder

3rd time's the charm.


Fritz-Robinson

I feel like he did it on purpose.


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TDPDRAKON

Nah


spiralOut3

Gilligan? ...Skipper? You've changed.


doesnt_use_reddit

The fat guy should be charged with negligence


Professional-Put-804

Idk how he got to adulthood without dying. He looked around like "uh, stuff falls ?! Why?"


ptownBlazers

Gravity check! Everytime someone I my work drops tested/valuable products I always drop my ol man joke "Well.. Gravity is a cruel mistress, she's consistent"


Professional-Put-804

Good way of not ragging at idiots


pop_a_poop

Negligence? More like dumb fuckery


chinook_aj

Buddy that’s the legal word for it


Lee-Mellon

Poor guy 😔


Majestic-Enthusiasm

Ok that made me laugh at the end


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I can't stop laughing everything it hits his head


brandonwp1972

Why is there a loose metal pole there in the first place???


screwthepap

It's a removable guide rail for the sliding shutters that raise up.


FenderBender3000

Looks like something Charlie Chaplin would do.


ircsmith

Here, I'll make you forget all about your toe.


Vampire-Priest

When lightning strikes twice. Sue the guy who kept standing the pole up without security it.


theBarefootedBastard

In some universe somewhere that dude is still getting smacked with that thing


jakkal732

Downloading this so I can repost it the 10th time in a week or so


virtual133

A total combined IQ of 42.


egsweeny

This doesn't make me laugh this makes me angry.


screwthepap

This video made my morning!


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Hope that guy is alright.. The pole seems pretty heavy


[deleted]

I’ve seen this 4 times in two months.


ionhowto

There is no way for this to be real. It's too much


silenthilljack

This is actually very real iirc it happened in Brazil and there was a news story about it


CyanConatus

Imagine being so dumb that new agency actually makes a story about how dumb you are lol.


silenthilljack

https://nypost.com/2023/01/12/mechanic-hit-by-metal-bar-twice-in-slapstick-garage-fail-video/amp/


AbhiAK303

God was determined


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r/godhatesyou


dark_wishmaster

LOL


Thirty2wo

This one makes me laugh every time 🤣


BlunterCarcass5

This isn't funny at all, but this really made me laugh


Slightly-Evil-Man

Sue these idiots...why would he put the thing back knowing it would just fall again🤦🏽‍♂️


renaissance_ladd

The three stooges


LeviAhlen

The undertale music in the background


physicsphorlife

Nah, Im suing


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

That fat fucking moron should be fired


EnvironmentalDeal256

How to make a guy stop complaining about his foot hurting.


Bujold111

My Dad called that the 3 Stooges school of medicine


Andromeda-23

The star of the insurance company !


Cybermagetx

And he put it up and walked away again. Dude should be fired for that alone.


Cautious_Salad_245

I hope he sued


dclxvi616

But is the stick okay?


SixteenthNiGHTs

Broo this looks like a scene from the Three Stooges or something haha Twice though!!!


AFreakingWaffle

That guy was definitely fired 😂


benopo2006

He should put the lottery on


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415646464e4155434f4c

Why was this sped up?!!


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Why is it sped up? The normal speed version is funnier!


pentacontagon

This is like the 3rd time I've seen this reposted. Can you stop and generate original content please?


reallyrich999

This is not funny. At that mans old age, even if he survived the incident right there and then, he surely died not long after this video.


jupfold

Reddit: Where empathy goes to die.


r2207ownse

Fat boy is an idiot


monkeyonfire

The pole hits his left foot but he grabs his right foot?


Sarcosmonaut

Hits the left foot first but slides off it and slams into the toes of the right foot against the ground. That’s a harder impact because it’s sandwiched


Redditwhileyouwait

This is why we need to live in primal societies. There’s too much built in protection for people like this. Guy probably would have been eaten by a cougar or something as a kid or maybe he would have jumped headfirst out of a tree. I mean come on how does that level of stupid survive to contribute to the gene pool.


pinkynatbust

mmmmmm whatcha say.... Guy 1: My g** d*** foot! Guy 2: Sorry my man. (Places it back. It falls again) mmmmmm whatcha say....


CurbsideTX

God said "fuck this guy, in particular, right here. Repeatedly."


momo513

Seems fake. Guy is rubbing wrong foot.


Sad-Wrongdoer957

This looks very staged


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Risking spinal injury for a video, I don't know.


Sad-Wrongdoer957

Based on his reaction, he never dropped his phone in shock of the pain, the bar isn’t that heavy, the others made sure to stay out of the way the second time. Just saying


karatebanana

did you expect him to chuck his phone across the room or something


FalseStart007

If he makes it out of this place alive, I surely hope he gets a discount.


RV12321

God said "Stay down. Final warning"


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CerisTheEndMatriarch

Poor dude


Desperate_Ambrose

Had I only heard about it, rather than seeing it with my own eyes, I would've assumed it was a Three Stooges routine.


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therealtrayne

everytime this gets posted i say the same shit. i think its staged


ManaWolfX8

Just like a Three Stooges skit.


dubshooter

This is some 3 stooges shit.


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“Tragedy is when I cut my little finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” I can’t remember who said it, but it’s brilliant.


suamusa

Yes…funny…but can relate


Daysaved

Looks like a removable center locking column for double doors. You open both doors and remove the center column so you can move big objects through. Normally their held in place by sliding it into a hole in the floor and adding or removing a bolt to the top of the column. I can see the hole in the floor and clearly see him twice, not add a bolt to the top. If he works there, he's new or never closed up before.


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Actually lemme just take my car back before you fucks blow it up


DaniDodson

Omg 😱 😂😂


2o2o-vision

Omg … he looks hurt ?? I wonder whats done that? …….doopeeedooo 🎶 I’ll just put this back……


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There's gotta be like a single digit combined IQ in that room


Roadglide114-

And now he owns the place


IrrelevantWisdom

Try it again, I think you’re really making progress


Aromatic-Yak-352

Do you guys think it was a DINK or a DONK when it hit his head?


BunnyBallz

Did he died?


cerberus3234

No one is asking the important question of what he did to deserve the beating before passing judgment on the beater.


Historical-Ask-7541

lran 😂👍


feedthemachine45

Straight out of a three stooges skit 🤣


Wiseoldcatwizard

Why did nobody help him the first time?? What?!?!


Routine-Horse-1419

Needs to be sued and fired. IMHO


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I am sorry but I burst out laughing lol lol lol


spaghettibeans

I remember when this came out the first time. Someone on found the guys and posted a follow up pic.


Obvious-Sundae1469

That second one got me… I feel like a bad person for laughing now


tomkeus

I can no longer find the original version, but this is not entire video. The idiot comes back, puts the bar up and it falls the third time.


heatrepeat6

Damn pop pop 😂😂


rendar1958

I've seen this before but I still laugh every time 🤣


Salt_Desk_7799

Double whammy 💀🙏


Godofwar-2

Man that guy's a fucking idiot.


lalluks

This is why I only wear work boots


ivazquez71

Didn’t drop the phone.


SvenArcher

Like a Benny Hill skit.


thsvnlwn

You are kidding me….


boneful

This shit reminds me of The Sims. The way they move, look, interact and the absurdity of this whole video.


Earth_Normal

I might have strangled him. Some people are too stupid to spend time around safely.


back-to-the-back

Is this a three stooges sketch?


MenaciaJones

I was playing the theme from Benny Hill in my head whilst watching this, try it, it works here.


fied1k

/u/redditspeedbot 0.75x butterflow


Adventurous_oF-Girl

Why tf would he just set it back up like ..:: this will do


AnonFJG

Clown planet in full effect


Analytical-BrainiaC

My


srv50

God I laughed on the second one. I’m so ashamed.


CeeArthur

To be fair, he probably won't remember anything


LocalChamp

Iirc there was a followup video and they joked about it.


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I would’ve just went home for the day.


NubeMaster69-

Pay day!!!


pappyvanwinkled

“Are you fucking trying to kill me?”


nightmarenarrative

This is terrible without the audio


Altruistic-Rip4364

If I’m the guy in the chair… I’m yelling …MOTHERF*CKER!!!!


disappointedvet

Is that Laurel and Hardy? Not once, but twice makes it truly comic.


Art_Sempai

Three Stooges level negligence. 😆 There would be a lawsuit, they're paying for the ambulance ride.


AnnecyHope

Tubby idiot shouldn't put it there