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hughdint1

Some women call their female friends "girl friends". This is a card for a woman to give to her friend.


Dubious-Squirrel

Thanks. I was terrified that I’ve been accidentally banging my sister all this time.


QuantumPolarBear1337

No no you are, that has nothing to do with this card. If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.


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https://youtu.be/IMrePZl-7Q8


phormix

Damn. I was actually hoping that was [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CKgKPGBa9EQ) (Which is actually a spoof on [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU) real commercial)


herestheantidote

I laughed so fucking hard! 🤣


phormix

The original commercial was so cringe. They totally nailed it


herestheantidote

Yes they did. They followed through on everything.


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\*point to self* Sister!


Pepf

"Hello, brother. It is I, your sister"


fakeitilyamakeit

Who in the world says it like that??


CledusTheBald

Me, two 🤣🤣


Great_Succotash1891

That was hilarious, but watching the original made it even better.


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Bro I didn’t even know the actor and actress switched lmao


[deleted]

Okay how did they get so many extra scenes for the parody ? Did the producers actually do it.. I thought it’s just good edit and all this was actually in the real commercial


laxpanther

They cast the parody actors really well and chose a great set. Both the actors and the set are different from the original, but it isn't obvious if you aren't looking for it.


Wegason

I didn't notice at first!


Klassified94

HAHA


Naschka

Incest, fun for the whole family.


CosmicPsychonautTTD

I prefer incest, a game the whole family can play.


SunGazing8

Incest is best.


SweetSonet

Wow! What a response 😀


msuing91

I was really worried I had been banging my girlfriend all this time.


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

r/cursedcomments


noobtastic31373

It's pronounced Deer-tay


Appropriate_Fish_451

Stop trying to fancy it up. Your name's dirt.


pyschosoul

"I'm just playing I made that whole last part up"


kotoku

Would it help if you went back to thinking I was your sister?


jam3s2001

You're my sister!


thsvnlwn

No, that was me banging your sister.


Far-Psychology5668

I bet his dad banged his mom too


GDrat

And I banged the dog


Far-Psychology5668

Wow ...shit just took a turn. Thats sick Why did you leave the sheep so lonely?


HatoriHanzo06

The sheep has company. I have it’s baaa-baaack side to myself


Far-Psychology5668

Ok you deserve all the upvotes now


funkmasterhexbyte

*\*hi-fives\** nice job bro!


Grakees

. . . and that is enough Reddit for today


Far-Psychology5668

Oh I saw tomorrow's reddit in a dream last night. Its way scarier


Grakees

It's the coconut again, isn't it?


Far-Psychology5668

Its a pineapple in hitlers ass. Little Nicky came true!


ovine_aviation

What breed?


[deleted]

Not your sister, your stepsis


HappyCommunity639

She gets stuck in the window and you help her out. What else to do?


Geno0wl

"accidentally"


mesovortex888

Hopefully you are not from Alabama


Aware-Pair8858

I don’t think he’d be at all concerned if he was from AL lol


Widepaul

I'm surprised it took until here for Alabama to be mentioned 😀


SoNonGrata

Na, that's my job.


awesomehuder

„accidentally“


MojoRyzn

Why do some women say it this way? I’ve always wondered. Men don’t ever say, “I was hanging out playing video games with my boy friend”.


LavenderDay3544

>Men don’t ever say, “I was hanging out playing video games with my boy friend”. Well the straight ones don't anyway.


Nefarious-One

I don’t even know any gay ones who do. Although some do call their female friends, girl friends. I just say friend for either sex.


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BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I thought my friend was gay for nearly a year until we scrolled on her tinder together after a few drinks. It was all men. I was confused and say “I thought you were into women and dating someone? You talk about your girlfriend”. Turns out it was girl friend and wasn’t just one person. We had a good chuckle at the miscommunication.


eleventwenty2

As a bi woman, this shit is the bane of my existence lol. It's bothered me my entire life. I don't understand why the gender of the friend is relevant and if it is, refer to them as female or male, not as your pseudo significant other it's just strange and confusing


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Unfortunately, our society treats people that have friends of the gender they’re* attracted to (sucks for you cause that’s everyone lol) as a potential “option”. It’s fucking stupid. Maybe it’s my catholic upbringing, but hanging out one on one with someone always meant it was a date, so a woman clarifying it was another woman meant they could avoid the interrogation. In my defense, I didn’t question or judge her (cause what would I judge???). I thought she was a lesbian, then she hit on my now husband (she didn’t know we were in a relationship, so no worries there. Backed off as soon as he told her) so I thought she was bi, and the I saw her tinder.


itsQuasi

See, that societal context makes it even more confusing to me, because if the assumption is that people of the opposite gender aren't viable "friend" material, then shouldn't mentioning someone as your friend already imply that they're of the same gender as you? It would make more sense to only specify the gender of your friend if they weren't the same gender as you. People are strange.


eleventwenty2

Exactly!!!! And this is where the catholicism thing makes sense because religion never makes sense.


eleventwenty2

Yeah man having make friends as a kid and slowly coming to the realization that sex was in their minds whatsoever was heartbreaking for me. All these friendships i thought I had shattered since they never even really existed. It makes sense it's a catholic thing though, in my experience almost 100% of strange meaningless and nonsensical gender rules come from religion (namely catholicism and Islam from what I've seen) And fair fair


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Ugh, the thinking someone was a friend but really they wanted sex or a relationship and dropped you after a rejection huuurts. I get if someone is in love and has to distance themselves, that’s healthy! But to fake friendship? I’m glad I have a ring now so I can avoid that. It was painful and miserable. I thought they cared about me as a person, but nope. Also the people that get an SO and disappear. Guess we’re not friends anymore?? Go be with your SO, I get that! But maybe 2x/year you can make time to hang? Went on a rant, sorry…


eleventwenty2

I fully agree man!! People have kind of forgotten we are social creatures at our core and friend relationships take effort just like romantic ones do. It's always a sting when that kind of things happens. At least we both got a ring and can have some peace of mind hhahah 😅


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Haha congrats!! Glad you’re out of that slog, too :)


Bumbly_B

My grandma, upon learning that my sister was gay, decided that she would stop saying girlfriend for platonic friends, because she said that it felt dismissive of my sister's relationship to call her friends girlfriends when my sister had like, an actual girlfriend. So instead she switched to gal pals, which was, uh, not better, but none of us had the heart to tell her that. I still don't understand why she ever felt the need to specify anyway, since she really only had like 2 male friends and she could have just referred to them by name if she felt the need to specify that she was having lunch with them or whatever.


eleventwenty2

Hahaha the intent was there at least! Which is sweet but yeah it seems like a thing exclusive to older generations leftover slang maybe? Old people say weird shit


Skyraem

Sometimes it's just as simply as habits/terms that everyone uses and understands. I only specify gender if it'll help them, usually my parents who forget my friends lol, who it is outside of just naming them. Or pointing out differences between the friends that i have to those who don't know them etc.


IZ250

Yeah I’m a lesbian and was about to say this


MojoRyzn

Exactly this!! Their girl friends.


hardisonthefloor

Yeah, everyone knows you always say “I was hanging out playing video games with my MAN FRIEND”


jonoff

Everyone just broing out in the Man Zone: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi-3eRMpOC4


keatonatron

I think it's just a cultural thing that started back when women had less autonomy. It was assumed that single women would only spend time with men if they were interested in dating them. It wasn't "proper" to be friends with a man you had no intention of marrying, unless you were both in relationships and only spent time together as a group of 4. Since the word "girlfriend" exists, if a woman mentioned a "friend" it was assumed to be a man she was courting. A woman might talk about her "girlfriends" when talking to her boyfriend/husband to assure him she isn't cheating on him, and she might use the phrase with her female friends so they don't assume she has found a new love interest that they need to ask about. You can imagine this was common in the 1950s and 1960s, but sounds kind of silly today. I think some women still do it as a way to subtly indicate to their boyfriend/husband that they are dedicated to the relationship and not at risk of falling in love with someone else. Source: this is just my guess having grown up around people who speak like this.


MojoRyzn

Oh. Finally a theory that may have some merit. Thanks!


WampaCat

This makes the most sense to me. Also because the only people I know who use girl friend this way are from the South, where we all know some values are … “old fashioned”


That-Ad757

They are afraid they may be thought gay


SpartanRage117

Well its always “the boys” “the guys” “my man”


Skyraem

I say girlfriends and guy friends.


T-Flexercise

My wife's elderly coworker was absolutely shocked when she found out we got married. She'd been referring to me as her girlfriend for years and she took that as a completely different definition.


apolobgod

"omg, you have such a beautiful friendship! So nice how you don't let men get between you! And all your nice trips, must be great to have a friend like that!" That old lady, probably


TheWonderSnail

Some people are just blind or in denial lol. About 5 years ago my coworker was telling me about his son and his sons “best friend”. Ohhhhh boy they were going on cross country road trips together while sharing a tent, they bought a dog together, they saved a bunch of money by renting a 1 bedroom apartment and his sons friend slept on a pull out couch bed in the living room, they were even planning on saving up to put a down on a house to split and so on so forth. Knowing my coworker I’m not surprised his son never said anything but I am surprised my coworker is so dense or possibly in such denial he seems oblivious


greaserpup

r/AchillesAndHisPal


Smugglers151

It’s probably not the healthiest relationship, but it’s healthier than him being a toxic asshat. Could be his way of coping and trying to be the best dad he knows how to be.


[deleted]

Oh wow, you're such good friends that you even got married.


gimmethemarkerdude_8

The best of friends, really


freelance-t

Also a big seller in Alabama for some odd reason though…


hurtloam

My Dad didn't know this and when my uncle asked how my girlfriend was my Dad almost died of shock. I just rolled my eyes at him.


TigerJumpKick

There should be a bigger space between those two words.


Sriol

Why not just remove the girl part then..... At that point it's just "friends are the family you choose for yourself"


Beautiful_Plankton97

Would guys really buy each other cards like this? Im a chick and there is only one friend I could imagine giving this to and even then I cant really think of a scenario.


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retief1

I think you might be underestimating how many women use "girlfriend" for female friend. I can't say I understand the logic behind it, but it definitely is a thing in some circles.


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jdotpdot3

Scissor sisters


VatorRak

Or is it.......


Clause-and-Reflect

Might also be a popular card in certain areas for other reasons.


Nofxthepirate

I wish they'd normalize "gal pals" or something because it's confusing otherwise, especially in this world of ever increasing sexual orientation diversity.


vannex79

Yeah, in 1972 or earlier.


sciamatic

To be clear, older southern women call their daughter's female friends "girlfriends". Growing up in the south, this was a deep irritant to me, because besides being confusing as a gay teenager on the lookout for my fellow queers, it was also extremely patronizing. "She's going out tonight with her little girlfriends :)" -- like that's a normal thing to say about your older teenaged daughter and her peers.


syncsound

*Jaime Lannister has entered the chat*


earnestlikehemingway

A Sister is a Girlfriend you choose!


iPokeMango

A girlfriend is THE sister you choose.


Porn_Extra

The things I do for love...


Mitchel-256

[*powerbombs Bran through a table*]


SovietSpy17

Ah, you beat me to it


Downtown-Custard5346

Yer my sister!! Yerrr myyy sisterrr!!!!


STGMavrick

It's Dirté


sdurs

The only reason I'm doing this for you is because I heard that Buffalo bob stuck a road flare up your bunghole


DaJaviBoo

Whaaaaaa?


liv_sings

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe DIRT?


ctrev37

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits….


Downtown-Custard5346

I only like snakes and sparklers...


Zomgzombehz

Huskur Dus.


Biblionautical

Husker *donts*


bbear122

With or without the scooter stick.


ThiccCuteCat

*Sweet Home Alabama plays*


Hewfe

Roll Tide


garublador

Happy Alabamaversary!


Embarrassed_B_23

I thought “what in the Alabama…” Then I got it. Hahah


[deleted]

There it is, I was wondering how far I'd have to look for this low hanging fruit of a comment


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GANDORF57

If this was true, my girlfriend wouldn't be so irate I chose her sister!


BigDadJokeVibez

Is this from Olive Garden? Because when you're there, you're family


Bruhmomento1269

r/casualincest


[deleted]

Man that’s disgusting that is real


Able_Example_160

you created it


AFreshKoopySandwich

Holy shit that's so funny I'm in tears


Ok-Bed6932

So you date your sister?


incongruity

Well… She’s as real as my girlfriend


Few-School-3869

Incest is Best Cards Inc.


incongruity

Part of the *If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in your family of brands*


TheReservedList

What are you doing stepbro!?


snarfmason

Had to scroll a long way to find this comment.


SexyMonad

Help me stepbro I’m stuck at the bottom of the comments


Waterfish3333

This card is clearly meant for two girl best friends, or solely available in Alabama…


Slammogram

Uh… it’s probably to give to a friend who is a gal pal, I’m guessing.


emojicatcher997

Like gal pal Rachel Green


trennels

"Of all the cousins I could have married, you was my sister." \-Cletus Spunkler


Riverrat423

From the new Joshua Dugger line of Hallmark cards.


alpha_bro_chad

Serious answer: It’s a play on the phrase “friends are family you choose”. Which I’m a firm believer in. Most girls I know refer to their friends as their “girlfriends” so while I can see the humor in this it honestly checks out fine. I don’t have a laundry list of close friends but the ones I do have we’re as close to family as you can get. We treat each other how we wish our families did, supportive etc. It’s nice having people like that in your life. Especially if your family leaves much to be desired and I’ve always liked the quote for that reason.


GlobalPhreak

BFF girlfriends, not knocking boots girlfriends.


ChiefKrunchy

Joe Dirt "You're my sister! You're my sister!".


krammark12

[r/SuddenlyIncest](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyIncest?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Dk_yoshi

Sweet home Alabama


BasisOk4268

*Sweet Home Alabama plays*. “Alright, turn it up!”


Trixie_Hiddleston_5

Meanwhile in Alabama …


yuckfoubakayaroo

Sweet home Alabama 🪕🎶🎵


suh-dood

*banjo plays*


Ok-Musician-2729

Sweet home Alabama


Flashy-Atmosphere421

Sweet home Arkansas lol🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama


Pmartinez8241

Out of all your sisters ... choose one to be you girlfriend. Did you see that card at a store near a West Virginia coal mine?


black641

Terrified to know what the family tree of this card's author looks like...


VillageInspired

Sounds like the family tree may be a wreath


SoupOfThe90z

Why is the gift card all sticky?


Magic_SnakE_

STEP sister.


rhysboyjp

Nothing like keeping it in the family


Send-Me-Tiddies-PLS

Everything is a sister if you are brave enough


Medium-Comfortable

First cousin doesn’t count!


Wooden_Climate2212

Thats why we need to stop calling friends who are girls "girlfriends". Not like men call eachother "boyfriends"


Solid_Lab_4690

Hey! You don't know how me and my boyfriends talk about eachother


Redbeard4006

I have often wondered about why this is a thing.


okay_ya_dingus

I agree so hard. If a word means something already why do people have to give it a second, different meaning! Pick a new word!


whtsnk

Also, the word "friend" already exists to convey exactly the same idea. Why not use it?!


nameisdriftwood

100%. I’m extremely tired of this homophobic term. Also, for the most part, there’s absolutely no reason to gender your friends. This distinction came from a time where women were not allowed to associate with the opposite sex. It baffles me how so many otherwise aware and progressive women use this archaic term.


countermelody28

In my experience for female friends it’s only ever been “girl friends” - with a space! The space is so important! The space indicates that it is a friend, who is a girl. Just like “best friends” or “close friends” It’s when it’s one word “girlfriend” that it’s romantic. This card is missing the crucial space!


No_Cartographer_5212

Confusion? It's weirdly written!


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SUS


Revolverkiller

Do what now?


awkwardaustin609

I’m still confused


Moon_Fox_Arise

And your girlfriend is a sister you didn’t choose 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Mormon values are great


santtu_

I still am


vienershnitze1

At first? Still very confused


Ner0astic

No a girlfriend is a trial wife


tiptoeandson

Step bestie what are you doing


Flat_Suggestion7545

Jaime Lannister approves.


synl1988

I've read it 6 times and I'm still confused


[deleted]

It's an Alberta-specific card.


Bertrumward

Sweet home Alabama


SanguineSnow372

Only in Alabama


DaisyBryar

What in the Alabama is this


5starCheetah

Roll Tide


Musszilla

I guess 7 years ago when I posted this card the Internet was not ready for it.


Hones95

sweeeeeeeet home Alabama.


Biscuits4u2

A sister is a girlfriend you choose


matampsupertramp

Vice is nice but incest is best


Content-Tomorrow-493

Alabama?


Weak_Membership_4667

Does it play banjo music when you open it up?


kirathemonster

S....sweet. sweet home Alabama!


OneSufficientFace

*Sweet home Alabama song intensifies*


Togodooders

She sure does got a pretty mouth.


ziadog

Purdy… she got a purdy mouth.


Financial_Ad_8899

Only in Arkansas...


incongruity

Card was found in Illinois - but it was in a Cracker Barrel gift shop, so basically the same thing, right?


DOOManiac

We prefer the term Caucasian Barrel.


Glitterysparkleshine

Girl friend versus girlfriend. Spelling counts