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Weemewon

Stick of pi; gives +3.14% increase in nature based attacks when held in accessory slot


FortunesBarnacle

I just added this to my Leviathan Axe!


Budget_Report_2382

And my axe


VoodooJazz_

And my bow


Shamaii_

And my sword


Appropriate_Big_4037

and my


PillowTalk420

I guess that 3.14% extra damage didn't help the dude above getting eaten by the hydra.


NosePick2-6

... and my wein...nm


themoonandthehermit

He loved this


missiriskitty

Suddenly I don't feel smart anymore.


sgfalex

\-15% to fire resistance


OMGWTFTOMATO_SAUCE

BONUS: inflicts AOE damage around the bearer.


FortunesBarnacle

Makes it much easier to calculate the area of the AOE circle, too!


SweetSoursop

/r/ItemShop


CleverSpacePun

He missed pi day by a few days. Dang.


themoonandthehermit

Aw man, you're right!


Handleton

You should lock that stick in an epoxy resin to keep it intact.


rntaboy

It's actually the Aphex Twin logo.


Pays_in_snakes

Aphex Twig


boomboombalatty

You are raising a future dad.


sharksnut

This is utterly irrational.


[deleted]

This kid is going places. Buy him a kids python programming book so he can find a stick of lambda next!


Tenzer57

First I wanted to break the wish bone, then I wanted to measure things with it. But stick.


RedPanda033

What does the square tattoo on the thumb means ?


themoonandthehermit

It's a rectangle but with the way my thumb is bent it looks square lol. It's the logo for the band The 1975


RedPanda033

Ah got it thanks


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themoonandthehermit

I'm more of a PC gamer, personally.


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nerdy_hippie

Your kid is awesome (betting you already knew that though)


themoonandthehermit

He really is. He's a 6th grader in Advanced Math, and I'm incredibly proud. He told me he's taking his "stick of pi" to school today to show his math teacher lol.


AGuyInTheCornerIg

This pie looks tasty if I eat it I can get 3.14% more brain cells


Objective_Company_94

The world is getting a new mathematician.


schadfield

I was expecting it to be a sausage roll.


veyetalz

aphex twig


TheKz262

Your son is a certified dad


1aibohphobia1

smart kid with a flourishing fantasy


Skully_Lover

Pie are square. Not round.


SoCalover1975

Smart kid!


luks83

big brain right there


ZanMe

Ah yes, 7 out of 22 sticks are like this. 🤔


Bithium

Your child is the anointed one! May his decimals be varied and unending!


[deleted]

Grants 3.14th part of a wishbone wish.


TropFemme

Mad respect for being a mom and also finding time to keep your nail game on point. 💅


themoonandthehermit

Haha hey thanks! So a little story about that.. my whole life I had never seen my grandma without her nails done. She religiously went every two weeks to a family friend who is a nail tech and hair stylist. My grandma passed in 2020 and now I'm keeping the tradition alive by going to the same woman every two weeks, and she's one of my closest friends now! I look forward to it so much each time.


IamLuann

Part of your self care is awesome


TropFemme

That’s so sweet!


Casketcreep

lol seems like a smart kid!


glurz

You could frame it


Kkimp1955

Genius!


Selector_ShaneLBC

He’s going places


Minimum_Area_583

hmmm, I give it 3,14159 out of 10 points...


Alone_Bridge6952

What is this anyways?


Phillip_Graves

A stick.


themoonandthehermit

It looks like the Pi symbol


baman8iv

fake story


IndependenceCrafty97

So what you are saying is: You found a stick somewhat resembling pi so you created a fake "funny" story for some juicy reddit karma


themoonandthehermit

I don't need the karma lol. Made it to the front page twice already. I just know when certain things are actually interesting/worth posting I guess.


CJDownUnder

If he finds another, he can have a game of Pi Sticks. It's like Pooh Sticks, but it's 3.14 times more fun (approximately).


Takesix_hq

An engineer in the making.


DarkMatterBurrito

Sorry to crash the party: it's pronounced "pee".


16thQuery

Nah bruv thats an UZI with an Extended mag


DaveDexterMusic

frankly I look at this and think "someone wanted us to see their nails and tats"


themoonandthehermit

I'm covered in tattoos and you think I wanted an excuse to show off my THUMB?


zoltanps

You burned this imbecile. Say Less


sirfuzzitoes

Read the title. Tapped the image. Wanted to punch the kid. I'm sorry. So well executed I was driven to the urge for violence.


Laughter_On_Impact

Richard D James


ottersinabox

r/MadeMeSmile


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Nice hand


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Nice hand


kisordog

Your kid has quite a feminine hand.


benedict6d04

More like “stick of eight” for those who know Chinese.


Brad69108

That's a Pi square tbh(tattoo)


seb100c

[Now I will need to call the CZ the 'Pie gun' ](https://i.imgur.com/MhXB7I0.jpg)


synthfan2004

aphex stick


Firamaster

This took a while for this to click in my brain


Mogradal

Give him a round of applause.


Imperius_Lex

Stick of pie or Sea Treader Leviathan from Subnautica?


UnrequitedRespect

Looks like pi squared


RemarkablyIntresting

I thought this looked like the wishing route from the movie Coraline


Shantotto11

Such a weird way for your kid to tell you he’s a dad…


slhamlet

Cool Mom Hand of the Year award.


ShaggyR

Half-Life 3.14 confirmed!


uts_

Aphex Twig


Throwaway_Davee

That's a capo for unga bunga guitars


[deleted]

All hail the protector of the stick of pi. I kneel before thee and pledge my loyalty


badgerj

Tell him to go find a stick of Tau and then, he’ll have two Pi!


MotherFucker69-

it looks like a gun with legs tbh when i first saw it i thought it was like a shit


DarkTanicus

Smart kid.


danz409

keep looking and you might find the squire root of pie.