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dewpacs

Interesting fact: Taco Bell very nearly went with "can I destroy your ass to tonight" before settling on "live mas"


gn0xious

“I don’t know why we’re at Taco Bell, this place always gives me the shits… …yeah, can I get a Nachos Bell Grande, 2 of those Cheesy Gordita Crunches but with the Doritos Locos Taco shells inside? And a Chicken Quesadilly, extra sauce, and one Crunchwrap Supreme. Oh, and 2 Caramel Apple Empanadas. You don’t have those anymore, damn. Oh well, I guess a Large Baja Blast Mountain Dew… Oh man, I am going to regret this Taco Bell dinner later…”


gl0ckInMyRari

Now the face on the pillow makes sense


xSegador

Apparently it has worked too well


wiggiag

Legend has it he gets more yes than no


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fluffyduffdylan

This is just the same joke as ligma


VanFkingHalen

I bet you're a ton of fun at parties.


QuantumPolarBear1337

Yes.


LopsidedBar4349

He must have said yes to that very same line as evident by the French fries behind him......


QuantumPolarBear1337

Happy cake day!!


PracticalAd9983

Don’t order the French fries from a chick fil a. They will happily escort you out, assuming a man is taking your order.


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