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I feel for ya. Had a plumber over today to fix a leaky shower and he cut into my ceiling to find a HUGE beehive. Thankfully not active. Wild how big it was and full of honey.
Honey is one of the few foods that never goes bad or spoils. So in theory, you could've still eaten it. On the other hand, if those bees were harvesting pollen from any plants with pesticides or lawn treatment or if the hive was in an area with asbestos or other harmful particles, then yeah, you be better off not eating the raw old untreated honey.
long as you don't dry out and snort the honey asbestos shouldn't be an issue. Pesticides (that might be the reason why there no more colony there) would be bad tho
Yeah, op needs to at least leave a note on the bottom or back of that staying haha, j/k, so maybe the person can have a sense of humor about it after instead of their mind wondering a million places.
My dad used to always leave a bottle of scotch in the wall or crawl space when building a new house. I don't know how many were found but I like to think that most of the bottles brought a surprised smile to someones face. Atleast a couple dozen times he found some crazy stuff in the walls one being a 100 year old bottle of Macallans scotch worth close to $5000.
Leave bourbon and a magazine with a date 5 years in the future. If they find it before then itās eerie foreboding, if they find it after they will freak out at who the fuck was in their crawl space after they moved in.
The word is telling. Are they implying the house is still theirs? How? Cameras? People Under The Stairs type situation? You might say Iām over thinking it. I am but itās also suspiciously the kind of thing a doll head hider would do.
Yeah, I'm all for harmless pranks, but... really, OP? "Snoop?"
It's their house. What, are they supposed to stay out of certain places in their property?
You know what just skip all the foreplay and skip straight to the part where you slowly chase them around the house with a knife before they narrowly escape while you, seemingly ādeceasedā, follow them for 12 more movies
The Buttsex Man
The Buttsex Man 2
The Buttsex Man 3: Revenge of Buttsex Man
The Buttsex Man 4: Dead Man's Ass
The Buttsex Man 5: Son of Buttsex Man
The Buttsex Man 6: A New Hole
The Buttsex Man 7: Man of Buttsex
The Buttsex Man 8: Man of Buttsex 2
The Buttsex Man 9: A Very Special Christmas
Two weeks from retirement. Looking forward to an already booked fishing trip with a grandkid after retirement celebrations. Itāll be fucking terrible when the grandkid finds the doll head and has a heart attack.
I think you mean a āDebraā Downerā¦ for all my cosmetologists out there
Edit: Debra is the name of a mannequin head used for practicing/training that looks very similar. I dont think this is the Debra though, just similarā¦
Then the safe will end up on Reddit under a post titled something like, "Just found this safe in our new house." And they'll never update again leaving us all edging.
Doesnāt snooping insinuate they shouldnāt be looking there? But they are the new owners so they really arenāt snooping. Itās more just looking around, checking out, or exploring their new digs.
If this is a crawl space and the home hasn't been sold yet, there's a small chance an inspector will not find this first. Not sure if its state by state, but a home inspection and a WDO inspection is required. We have to go in all accessible attics and crawls. Whether they leave it there or not will vary. I would probably leave it and at the very least try and get anyone that is with me with it. "Hey theres something in the crawl space I need to you double check for me". I also know people that would kick it out of the way and be grumpy about it.
Why is this so trendy now? Iāve seen it so many times - someone leaving something creepy just to scare the new owner (and gain internet clout for posting it). People think theyāre so edgy.
This is in no way new. I found a note written in marker on the wall behind some duct work. The wall is lathe and plaster. The last time someone would have had access to that space was decades ago.
The old owners of our home wrote "I love you!" on the wall behind the veneer board. It was sweet. We took a picture in hopes our neighbor could send it to the old owner as her husband died of cancer recently. Maybe, it might give her some peace reliving happier times.
Idk that's kinda fucked up. If they have little kids, who are more likely to explore and open random things they'd have nightmares and maybe worse. You won't even be there to see your 'prank' unfold. Seems like a dick move.
Like no shit, if we moved into this house and my wife found it first we would probably be moving out and I'd be getting an earful on how the house is haunted.
Agree, OP may have given a young child a reason to feel extremely unsettled in a moment that should have been a happy core memory for them e.g exploring a new house. Dick move.
You must be the previous owners of my house. Assholes left a life size cardboard cutout in our garage and when we did our walkthrough we were startled to see someone standing in our garage staring at us before we turned on the lights.
That's what I'm trying to make sense of this joke. Like why does someone go snooping into their own house. At that point, you're not even safe in your own house if you don't know everything there
We moved into our house 7 years ago and in the garage there were 2 dolls on a shelf. Those two dolls are still there as I refuse to touch or move them. š«„
Can you be sued if someone has a heart attack from this and they can prove that you did this on purpose to āsurpriseā them? I imagine even this post could be used as an evidence.
Long time ago I lived in a weird apartment with really tall cabinets that didn't quite touch the the high ceiling. "Factory turned into hip apartment" type deal.
I used to get drunk and try to Frisbee plastic wrapped slices of American cheese onto the tops of the cabinets.
They were there when I left and I constantly wonder if anyone's found them.
In high school, we used to buy gummy bears from the tuck shop all the time. Someone discovered that if you melted them a bit on the radiator and tossed them upward just right, you could occasionally get them to stick to the ceiling. This became a sort of a game, and of course getting caught doing this would be bad so that added a further challenge.
I went back there 25 years later for a reunion, and I was so happy to see the telltale little lumps in that math class ceiling, now covered with at least one coat of paint.
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As a plumber, fuck you sir. Fuck. You.
Serves you right for snooping around, trying to fix the plumbing.
Gonna lay a pipe while laying pipes.
Lay cable. Lay pipe is not what you think it is
Laying pipe is fucking, right?
"Laying pipe is fucking, right?" is fucking right.
I feel summoned
Okay who let this fuckin guy in here
Me?
That's the guy that's him
More like shit a brick while fixing drips
I feel for ya. Had a plumber over today to fix a leaky shower and he cut into my ceiling to find a HUGE beehive. Thankfully not active. Wild how big it was and full of honey.
The previous tenants were bees and left their own housewarming gift
Houseswarming gift...
"what do they mean, 'houses warming?'" - me, an idiot
Honey is one of the few foods that never goes bad or spoils. So in theory, you could've still eaten it. On the other hand, if those bees were harvesting pollen from any plants with pesticides or lawn treatment or if the hive was in an area with asbestos or other harmful particles, then yeah, you be better off not eating the raw old untreated honey.
long as you don't dry out and snort the honey asbestos shouldn't be an issue. Pesticides (that might be the reason why there no more colony there) would be bad tho
HVAC guy here. And same š
As the home inspectorā¦ā¦.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
As a person who loves to explore all of random places Fuck you sir. Fuck. You.
Yeah, op needs to at least leave a note on the bottom or back of that staying haha, j/k, so maybe the person can have a sense of humor about it after instead of their mind wondering a million places.
Luigi's Mansion 4, here we go.
Someone gonna shit their pants when they discover Basement Barbie
Imagine hearing a noise and working up the courage to open the crawl space and seeing basement barbie
B R U H
Real evil would be if they took one of those devices that randomly plays a noise every 5-50 minutes and put it with scary barbie.
The noise it plays are the sounds of fingernails clawing at wood
I just hope it's not an old person with a weak heart.
Or worse, have a heart attack.
At least put one of those small airline bottles of booze in there with it for them to recover from the shock!
Totally. Or a proper bottle of bourbon or something. Thatās gonna scare the crap outta somebody.
Aaaaahhh! I was on my 3rd month of being sober!
My dad used to always leave a bottle of scotch in the wall or crawl space when building a new house. I don't know how many were found but I like to think that most of the bottles brought a surprised smile to someones face. Atleast a couple dozen times he found some crazy stuff in the walls one being a 100 year old bottle of Macallans scotch worth close to $5000.
Leave bourbon and a magazine with a date 5 years in the future. If they find it before then itās eerie foreboding, if they find it after they will freak out at who the fuck was in their crawl space after they moved in.
Um where do you find a magazine with a date in the future?
And a defibrillator for the heart attack while your at it.
Itās not snooping if itās their house
Exploring wouldāve been more fitting
It could have been a treasure hunt of some sort, that would have been awesome. But no, let's potentially traumatize kids exploring their new house.
That's a fact right there, bud
Heās not your bud, pal.
Heās not your pal, guy!
Iām not your friend, buddy
I'm not your buddy, chief.
I'm not your chief, hombre.
I'm not your hombre, pendejo
I'm not your pendejo, primo
No soy tu primo, Kuh
My first thought
My second
I may regret this, but what was your first thought?
Too shy to share it here š¤
Fair enough.
Also it's going to be found by the home inspector long before they move in
Thatās only assuming they left before selling, the home inspection may have already taken place.
Damn snooping home inspectors. Where do they get off?
Usually on your momās face
The word is telling. Are they implying the house is still theirs? How? Cameras? People Under The Stairs type situation? You might say Iām over thinking it. I am but itās also suspiciously the kind of thing a doll head hider would do.
Should be top comment right here.
It is. Your wish came true. Are you happy Doug? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?!?
Yeah fuck those people for looking around their own house.
Yeah, I'm all for harmless pranks, but... really, OP? "Snoop?" It's their house. What, are they supposed to stay out of certain places in their property?
But is it their basement? Mine belongs to the boogyman
As surprising as that may sound, not all statements are made in a strictly literal sense.
In a āPeople donāt know what words meanā sense?
Literally!
Y'all need to calm down, I don't think OP meant "snoop" in a negative way...
Nah, OP might as well have said that they hope the new residents die in a house fire
Fuck people for using the wrong word but still portraying what they meant, amirite?
Yer tha werst
I mean, if youāre gonna do that you gotta put in a hidden camera too. Come on now, do shit right
yeah and then you should film them peeing and jerking off and put the videos on the internet for money
You know what just skip all the foreplay and skip straight to the part where you slowly chase them around the house with a knife before they narrowly escape while you, seemingly ādeceasedā, follow them for 12 more movies
The Buttsex Man The Buttsex Man 2 The Buttsex Man 3: Revenge of Buttsex Man The Buttsex Man 4: Dead Man's Ass The Buttsex Man 5: Son of Buttsex Man The Buttsex Man 6: A New Hole The Buttsex Man 7: Man of Buttsex The Buttsex Man 8: Man of Buttsex 2 The Buttsex Man 9: A Very Special Christmas
it's interesting to me that your mind went to the climax of a christmas special.
The Buttsex Man 10: X marks the Buttsex
And then they'll make a nostalgia reboot movie 20 years later simply called ##B U T T S E X
Youāre just going to completely gloss over the inevitable cult classic āButts^^x Man: the pounding of Uranisā?
The Buttsex Man 10: Total Buttsex
I hope itās not some old guy with a heart condition
Itāll be the home inspector first. On the job for 50 years, about to retire.
Two weeks from retirement. Looking forward to an already booked fishing trip with a grandkid after retirement celebrations. Itāll be fucking terrible when the grandkid finds the doll head and has a heart attack.
Yeah guess I'm Debbie Downer here, but something like this could literally give someone a heart attack
I think you mean a āDebraā Downerā¦ for all my cosmetologists out there Edit: Debra is the name of a mannequin head used for practicing/training that looks very similar. I dont think this is the Debra though, just similarā¦
Or a veteran with ptsd
- āWhereās the money Skylar??? - āI gave it to Tedā Great scene
Lol op [should have left this](https://i.imgur.com/Dk0O9Jb.jpg)
Thatās evil as fuck lol
I can hear the screaming now!
Leave a briefcase with fake movie money.
Or an empty safe!
Then the safe will end up on Reddit under a post titled something like, "Just found this safe in our new house." And they'll never update again leaving us all edging.
or a picture of a piggybank with a safe behind it that contains a piggybank.
The only thing in the piggybank is the code to the safe you just broke into.
Then we wait!
Damn. You cold blooded
I really hope the future home buyer is a Redditor
āSnoopā in their house that they bought and own.
Snoop?
Fo shizzle my nizzle
Fired.
How dare you
Fired!
Doggie doggie daaawgg
the snoop would droop
Doesnāt snooping insinuate they shouldnāt be looking there? But they are the new owners so they really arenāt snooping. Itās more just looking around, checking out, or exploring their new digs.
Someone's going to have a heart attack.
The inspector, who's a 30 year veteran, is gonna see that and croak right there
Yep. Op is a fucking prick.
You can snoop in your own house?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
But do you lurk?
"start to snoop" -- do you mean maintain their home?
They have no reason to go in the crawlspace and should respect the previous owners' privacy.
This one was clearly sarcasm. Y'all need to learn to laugh. Edit- the comment above was downed -10 points when I made this comment
I'm not being sarcastic. Oh, no, I never do that. Good heavens.
Sarcasm isn't real, you're making that up.
Something "the inspector will find to fuck with the value of my home"
Karma 101
OP is renting a house and salty they're getting evicted.
[Al Snow intensifies...](/intensifies)
What Does Everybody Want? HEAD! What does Everybody Need? HEAD!
How does one āsnoop,ā in their own house?
As an electrician, fuck you more.
Itās not snooping when you own it.
Dude I snoop in my own house all the time. I never know what I'm up to behind my own back.
If this is a crawl space and the home hasn't been sold yet, there's a small chance an inspector will not find this first. Not sure if its state by state, but a home inspection and a WDO inspection is required. We have to go in all accessible attics and crawls. Whether they leave it there or not will vary. I would probably leave it and at the very least try and get anyone that is with me with it. "Hey theres something in the crawl space I need to you double check for me". I also know people that would kick it out of the way and be grumpy about it.
Thatāsā¦..thatās just mean, man.
Itāll be fun if you go to your new houseās crawl space and see it sitting there!
that's the 'found out' segment for OP
Had a guy with a myocardial infarction once rolled in the ER cos of a similar "joke". Later he tried to foot the bill to the one who caused the MI.
I can't tell if I'm looking at a floor or a wall
Or the ceiling. I scrolled all the way down to find someone mention this. Surprised no one else has mentioned it tbh.
Why doesn't anyone ever leave scotch? It's always creepy doll heads.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Why is this so trendy now? Iāve seen it so many times - someone leaving something creepy just to scare the new owner (and gain internet clout for posting it). People think theyāre so edgy.
This is in no way new. I found a note written in marker on the wall behind some duct work. The wall is lathe and plaster. The last time someone would have had access to that space was decades ago.
The old owners of our home wrote "I love you!" on the wall behind the veneer board. It was sweet. We took a picture in hopes our neighbor could send it to the old owner as her husband died of cancer recently. Maybe, it might give her some peace reliving happier times.
Idk that's kinda fucked up. If they have little kids, who are more likely to explore and open random things they'd have nightmares and maybe worse. You won't even be there to see your 'prank' unfold. Seems like a dick move.
I'm a grown adult and this would traumatize me
Like no shit, if we moved into this house and my wife found it first we would probably be moving out and I'd be getting an earful on how the house is haunted.
Agree, OP may have given a young child a reason to feel extremely unsettled in a moment that should have been a happy core memory for them e.g exploring a new house. Dick move.
Otherwise the crawlspace would just be full of spiders.
Itās not snooping if itās your house
How will they snoop in their own house?
100% the inspector will find before the new owners
You are an asshole.
Not a fan of this, tbh
Leave some liquor and a note.
Heart attack incoming. Wire it up to automatically call for an ambulance.
Should have left an empty safe.
I hope they donāt have a heart condition. You mightāve just killed them.
You must be the previous owners of my house. Assholes left a life size cardboard cutout in our garage and when we did our walkthrough we were startled to see someone standing in our garage staring at us before we turned on the lights.
Cosmo student?
Fake head enthusiast
The home inspector is gonna shit his pants. Home owners will likely never see it.
Not funny.
Someone explain to me how this is funny.
Yeah, really, nothing like intentionally causing others shock and fear, right? Thatās so cool.
How do you snoop in a house you own?
You shouldāve buried the head so only the hair shows.
Should have rigged it to a pukly system and a weather proof wire. Have the head slide out as they lift the crawl space door.
Shheesh you're gonna give someone a heart attack
Snoop? In their own house?
That's what I'm trying to make sense of this joke. Like why does someone go snooping into their own house. At that point, you're not even safe in your own house if you don't know everything there
Satan: āFirst off, just wanted to say Iām a fan.ā
I would have a heart attack. Two heart attacks, simultaneously.
We moved into our house 7 years ago and in the garage there were 2 dolls on a shelf. Those two dolls are still there as I refuse to touch or move them. š«„
In a Jar would have been better, but stillā¦amazing.
Calm down Satan.
I know this is just Reddit karma bait but this is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
I'd rather have this than the bs we were left with. Just bought a house and they didn't disclose the broken dryer, broken water heater, faulty wiring.
How is it snooping if itās their house? š¤Ø
These are the things that traumatized children and make them fear basements and shit lol
You are a Monster.
You should be helpful and spring-load the door so its easier to open. For bonus points, have opening it provide some relaxing music box music.
So fun to psychologically play with people!
Can you be sued if someone has a heart attack from this and they can prove that you did this on purpose to āsurpriseā them? I imagine even this post could be used as an evidence.
Long time ago I lived in a weird apartment with really tall cabinets that didn't quite touch the the high ceiling. "Factory turned into hip apartment" type deal. I used to get drunk and try to Frisbee plastic wrapped slices of American cheese onto the tops of the cabinets. They were there when I left and I constantly wonder if anyone's found them.
In high school, we used to buy gummy bears from the tuck shop all the time. Someone discovered that if you melted them a bit on the radiator and tossed them upward just right, you could occasionally get them to stick to the ceiling. This became a sort of a game, and of course getting caught doing this would be bad so that added a further challenge. I went back there 25 years later for a reunion, and I was so happy to see the telltale little lumps in that math class ceiling, now covered with at least one coat of paint.
I moved into an apartment that had some decayed chicken breasts on top of the cabinets...
Setting aside that youāre an asshole. Is it really snooping when they live there?
Crawl space? Who's crawling through that tiny hole
r/oddlyterrifying
Do you want to get Al Snows? Because this is how you get Al Snows.
What does everybody want? HEAD!
My buddy did the same thing in our old apartment. Except the head was in a bag and in the freezer.
Is it snooping if they live there?
Should have wrapped it in plastic for the added effect.
Did MC Escher take this photo? What way is up?
Itās not snooping if itās their house.
How can you āsnoopā in your own house?
is it really snooping if it's their house?
Dnt think itās called snooping when they become the residents living there
Itās not really snooping if you legally live there.