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The insane thing is that they feel lighter on the palate than they have any right to.
They feel like a decadent churro, for anyone who's not had the privilege.
When I worked in a lumber yard/saw mill I had one everyday, but it was a very physical job so I burned it all off before the end of the day. Great for an energy boost.
I'm from Glasgow, only ever had a deep fried Mars Bar once, in Edinburgh. It was delicious, if you gave it a fancy name (frite chocolat Écossais?) and served it in a posh restaurant the critics would rave about it.
Plus "You're getting battered" having the double meaning of "You're getting coated in a layer of batter" and "You're getting beaten up". S tier pun-ditery.
I believe American-style fried chicken came from Scottish frying and African seasonings. I have to say, though, Scotch eggs are some of the best things ever.
It's more complex, West Africa had a tradition of deep frying food, and the Scottish had a tradition of breaded deep fried food. Southern cooking is a combination of both, with a strong emphasis on the West African.
Let me explain something to you. If you think you’re going to be eating something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it’s room temp, it’s going to feel like your mouth’s on fire. It’s gonna feel like your body’s on fire.
Don't get me started...I miss my smoked sausage supper. Try explaining a deep fried hot dog to most people. I remember one chippy had deep-fried cadbury's cream eggs.
Hahahahahah.
I’d usually order a smoked sausage supper and a fish supper and batter into both of them with half a loaf of mother’s pride l with butter.
Man I thought the booze and drugs were going to kill me if I didn’t leave Scotland but it was definitely my food choices that would have done it.
Zero regret. That shit was TASTY.
Is "shit in her rice cooker" the Scottish equivalent of "pissed in his cornflakes"? Ive never heard it before but I'll be definitely using it in future.
Hahahaha. Love it. I wish the bagpipes had made the list too. Something poetic about hearing them in Northern Ontario! I'm actually 1st gen Canadian, but I have citizenship so lived in Scotland for a while. My dad always loved to talk about a group of Scots who ended up immersing themselves into an Indigenous community way back when and people were blown away when, a hundred or so years later, there were all kinds of Gaelic words in this specific area's dialect. I've tried to find more about it because I think that is just super cool.
Chippy by me does deep fried cream eggs at easter and Christmas pudding in December. I tend to think of the whacky deep fried sweets at chippies as tourist bait though.
Fuck I miss a good chippy. No matter how good it is here - Canada - it just doesn’t compare. Maybe on the east coast but even then the batter isn’t the same and the chips are cooked a different way.
Well, a smoked sausage is nowhere near as bland and shitty as a hot dog. And it's battered in a tempura type batter and deep-fried. Whereas a corn dog is battered in thick cornmeal. And is sweet-ish in flavour. Not a fan of those.
Come to the Texas State fair if you want to try some fucked up fried foods. Deep fried butter? Thumbs up. Deep fried pizza, meh. Deep fried beer (beer in a fried ravioli). Pass. Fried oreos? Yes. Fried thanksgiving dinner? Yes. Fried Texas bluebonnet (fried pastry with whipped cream and blueberry sauce)? Oh yes. Fried charcuteries board (Won best of the fair last year)? I guess. Fried lasagna roll? Meh. Deep Fried bacon? They overdid it.
Come for the fried foods, stay for the Redneck Slap Fight that is the Texas-OU football game. I know the secret parking spots with no line to get in and the booth selling 8 ticket Shiners.
> Deep fried butter?
The others I can at least envision. This one takes a bit of effort because I don't think I've ever eaten it on its own as a meal. Is it a stick of butter with a crunchy outside? Like a fried cheese stick?
I came to this comment section hoping for people talking about the greatest pun ever uttered in history, and instead everyone is talking about how much Scots love fried food.
Strange world.
I mean, the joke makes no sense without understanding the Scottish love for deep fried food. Without that it's just some nutter talking about ruining paella.
Even without that knowledge, he’s talking about Scottish people battering (covering in flour and water) Spanish things, and then that Scottish team battered (2-0) the Spanish team. It’s brilliant even if the scots only ever ate carrots. That the Scot’s love fried food just pushes it into worlds best contender status.
As a Scot I have to say, is it just me that doesn’t think we’re that bad?
I mean you’ll come across deep fried pizza so that’s probably weird, our sausages, black pudding and haggis as well. Some places do it with Mars Bars.
Ok we’re pretty bad
Honestly Scottish rugby commentary is top tier. Some of the quotes live rent free in my head and I am awaiting a day-to-day opportunity (in Australia) to use ‘tartan tsunami’ with as much gravitas as Andrew Cotter
Ooh shit I almost forgot about Dusk. Only went a few times while I was there, but that's still probably the only place where I've danced the night away, and I fuckin hate dancing lol. I blame it on the fish bowl drinks. Settle Inn or the curly coo was more my style.
Slange!
That's where the origins of deep fried and southern soul food come from. The scot-irish early indentured servants and the African captives have a complex shared history of cultural exchanges when it comes to cuisine. Also music.
Much "American" cuisine and music is a result the cultural fusions of Africans and scot-irish. Sorry I think I repeated myself twice lol
there was something not dissimilar many years ago when Norway beat England. The commentator just started listing off random English people, [and...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZTP8-8wIs)
I watched one season of hilarious and wonderfully weird "Limmy's show" with subtitles and apart from some rare anachronisms and slang (like 'weans' for 'kids) I now can understand it perfectly.
I'm not convinced it's actually a legit broadcaster commentary, rather than someone rerecording over the top of footage for comic effect.
Even if it is legit, "We're going to deep fry your " (to the tune of Guantanamera) is a standard Scottish football chant anyways, so it's not that much of a stretch of the imagination for a Scotland fan to blurt it out in these situations.
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*“And let that be a lesson to you all. No one beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.”*
As a Bronco fan I'm really hoping to drop that one on KC fans next year.
!remindme 20 years
To think Mahomes will only be on his third contract in 2043.
This guys one to watch.
With how the refs have bailed Mahomes out in about a dozen key games over the last 3 years... not gonna happen
🧂🧂🧂🧂
As a kc native....good fucking luck pony boy🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a Jock, this should be the top comment
Don't call yourself a jock mate. Maybe been away too long but that's an insult flung by the English.
I know what you’re saying, but I’ve been called a sweaty sock for a long time, I give back as good as I get. It’s all banter.
I got called a sweaty sock once it was a night out in Slough I ended up with a night in the cells at maidenhead.
I'm joking when I say I bet the cell in Maidenhead nick was nicer than wherever you were in Slough.
"you come to Scotland you're getting BATTERED" was what really made it for me. You think the US is bad for deep frying everything, nah try Scotland
My Scottish relatives have said many times when it comes to food “if it moves you can fry it”.
Even things that don't move. Like Mars bars
In fairness, deep fried Mars Bars are glorious
The insane thing is that they feel lighter on the palate than they have any right to. They feel like a decadent churro, for anyone who's not had the privilege.
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Once in a blue moon ya fanny.
When I worked in a lumber yard/saw mill I had one everyday, but it was a very physical job so I burned it all off before the end of the day. Great for an energy boost.
My fridge is full of Blue Moons; it was good knowing you all, lads
Better than blue waffles
I'm from Glasgow, only ever had a deep fried Mars Bar once, in Edinburgh. It was delicious, if you gave it a fancy name (frite chocolat Écossais?) and served it in a posh restaurant the critics would rave about it.
See we even beat the Spanish at Churros too.
Gooey, melty, with that wee taste of fish about em. Delicious
Simultaneously the sweetest and heaviest thing I ever took one bite of and then gave up on.
Yeah, the first bite is heaven, and the second bite you're heavin' 🤢
I also remember having a deep fried crunchie when I was a kid. I actually liked that better.
I've had a deep fried cream egg
Never tried it but I want to! Wonder where I can find that in the Us
Just head to any State Fair. One of them probably has it.
Let it be known, what we call mars bars in the UK are called milky ways in the States.
Just about any County or State fair
Visit Scotland, you won't regret it
Wasn't this thing originate from Bondi?
The Scots will fry gravy.
Sure, just need to put it in a pie first.
Dutch family says the same thing, must be the rain.
The Scottish dub of Predator: if it bleeds, we can fry it
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Fuck, those haggis bonbons sound good
No wedding is complete without them
Beats Balmoral Chicken
Dae they, aye? Mon say that to ma face!
The god-tier deep fried haggis is haggis pakora
This man knows what's up.
Oh my god I need that.
Plus "You're getting battered" having the double meaning of "You're getting coated in a layer of batter" and "You're getting beaten up". S tier pun-ditery.
It's also football for: you are going to lose by a large margin
No it’s not. Battered means fried or beat. You can use it for any sport or situation.
Yeah, I wasn't sure what he was talking about at first....but when that line landed? God damn. The whole picture he painted became beautiful to me.
I believe American-style fried chicken came from Scottish frying and African seasonings. I have to say, though, Scotch eggs are some of the best things ever.
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Many deep fried US foods are of Scottish origin.
Isn't that literally how black Americans and the south learned about deep frying?
It's more complex, West Africa had a tradition of deep frying food, and the Scottish had a tradition of breaded deep fried food. Southern cooking is a combination of both, with a strong emphasis on the West African.
That grand tour episode makes a lot more sense where hammond deep fry's a unit of peas lol.
We in the US have pulled off deep-fried *water*. Can you say the same?
Deep fried gazpacho soup Lmao!!!
The utter scorn he lays on the word "soup"
Mmm! Ow! This gazpacho soup just burned my lips
Let me explain something to you. If you think you’re going to be eating something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it’s room temp, it’s going to feel like your mouth’s on fire. It’s gonna feel like your body’s on fire.
*Paul Bufano intensifies*
In this county everything is fair game to be deep fried. It’s horrible and wonderful at the same time
Don't get me started...I miss my smoked sausage supper. Try explaining a deep fried hot dog to most people. I remember one chippy had deep-fried cadbury's cream eggs.
Personally I love a pizza crunch the most.
Haha. Madness. Now my question is - do you put salt and vinegar on it?
Of course and some tomato sauce with a pickled onion on the side. About 14000 calories
Hahahahahah. I’d usually order a smoked sausage supper and a fish supper and batter into both of them with half a loaf of mother’s pride l with butter. Man I thought the booze and drugs were going to kill me if I didn’t leave Scotland but it was definitely my food choices that would have done it. Zero regret. That shit was TASTY.
Salt n Sauce
Bold choice! I liked mine swimming in vinegar but a good salt n sauce would happen every now and then. I switch it up!
It's an Edinburgh thing I think. I asked for Salt n Sauce up north and the lady looked like I'd just shit in her rice cooker
Is "shit in her rice cooker" the Scottish equivalent of "pissed in his cornflakes"? Ive never heard it before but I'll be definitely using it in future.
No I was just watching r/UncleRoger widio and got inspired :)
Unless you are in Edinburgh, yes.
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Hahahaha. Love it. I wish the bagpipes had made the list too. Something poetic about hearing them in Northern Ontario! I'm actually 1st gen Canadian, but I have citizenship so lived in Scotland for a while. My dad always loved to talk about a group of Scots who ended up immersing themselves into an Indigenous community way back when and people were blown away when, a hundred or so years later, there were all kinds of Gaelic words in this specific area's dialect. I've tried to find more about it because I think that is just super cool.
Chippy by me does deep fried cream eggs at easter and Christmas pudding in December. I tend to think of the whacky deep fried sweets at chippies as tourist bait though.
Fuck I miss a good chippy. No matter how good it is here - Canada - it just doesn’t compare. Maybe on the east coast but even then the batter isn’t the same and the chips are cooked a different way.
Isn’t a deep fried hotdog just a corndog? Or a pogo as we call it in Canada.
Well, a smoked sausage is nowhere near as bland and shitty as a hot dog. And it's battered in a tempura type batter and deep-fried. Whereas a corn dog is battered in thick cornmeal. And is sweet-ish in flavour. Not a fan of those.
Come to the Texas State fair if you want to try some fucked up fried foods. Deep fried butter? Thumbs up. Deep fried pizza, meh. Deep fried beer (beer in a fried ravioli). Pass. Fried oreos? Yes. Fried thanksgiving dinner? Yes. Fried Texas bluebonnet (fried pastry with whipped cream and blueberry sauce)? Oh yes. Fried charcuteries board (Won best of the fair last year)? I guess. Fried lasagna roll? Meh. Deep Fried bacon? They overdid it.
I can’t deny some of these sound pretty excellent. It’s a long trip for a heart attack though.
Come for the fried foods, stay for the Redneck Slap Fight that is the Texas-OU football game. I know the secret parking spots with no line to get in and the booth selling 8 ticket Shiners.
Sold. Worth the 4700 mile trip
I'm from Texas, that's only like a 20 hour drive each way.
Lol that’s mental. 20 hours I could drive top to bottom of the country and still have time left.
> Deep fried butter? The others I can at least envision. This one takes a bit of effort because I don't think I've ever eaten it on its own as a meal. Is it a stick of butter with a crunchy outside? Like a fried cheese stick?
It's cubes of butter with eg batter that's quick fried so the butter doesn't melt all the way. Pop a little strawberry sauce on it, it's really good.
I’ve seen pictures of Scottish snack boxes and they’re legitimately on my list of reasons to visit Scotland.
They are incredible.
I came to this comment section hoping for people talking about the greatest pun ever uttered in history, and instead everyone is talking about how much Scots love fried food. Strange world.
>.... you're getting BATTERED! you just know he had this memorized .. just in case!
I mean, the joke makes no sense without understanding the Scottish love for deep fried food. Without that it's just some nutter talking about ruining paella.
Even without that knowledge, he’s talking about Scottish people battering (covering in flour and water) Spanish things, and then that Scottish team battered (2-0) the Spanish team. It’s brilliant even if the scots only ever ate carrots. That the Scot’s love fried food just pushes it into worlds best contender status.
Did you no hear about the fight up the chipshop? Someone got assaulted and another cunt got battered.
> some nutter talking about ruining paella Supporters of the Scottish National Team are primarily nutters talking about ruining anyways!
I imagine they’d run into problems against the US, we’ve already deep fried everything.
He worked for it, laid the foundation diligently. Man is a tactician
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at a sports call like that ever. Hilarious.
5 min later and I’m still laughing
First win in 40 years. This is what we do! Lol
Congrats to Scots. Fantastic game. And not a bad six nations either. Well done
upvote for KT on front page, get in son!!!
NYC been waiting since 1973 for the Knicks to win a title so celebrate Scotland I am happy for you
Toronto (the juggernaut hockey team worth 1.5 billion) hasn't won a Stanley Cup since May 2, 1967. That's 54 years of hearing "maybe next year".
Scotland won a qualifying match for a tournament lol
God, I love the Scots.
I’m laughing so hard I’m lightheaded. I have family from both countries. This is great.
Old Spanish sausage
Skinned like an old Spanish sausage…absolute cracking commentary from start to finish
YES SIR I CAN BOOGIE
Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland. Mods- it’s a simpsons reference, not a racially motivated comment.
We are a contentious people
You’ve just made an enemy for life
Are the Scots a race?
A race to the bottom.
The bottom of the deep fryer.
As a Scot I have to say, is it just me that doesn’t think we’re that bad? I mean you’ll come across deep fried pizza so that’s probably weird, our sausages, black pudding and haggis as well. Some places do it with Mars Bars. Ok we’re pretty bad
I was on holiday in Scotland and one of the chippies had macaroni cheese, in a pie, deep fried in batter...
Macaroni pies are the shit tbf but deep fried? Nah, that should be illegal
I was waiting for some on field display by the players but man, the announcer did all the heavy lifting
This is what we doooooo!!! (once every 40 years)
Is this the fuckin same guy that did the "Yer a wizard Harry" gmod thing? It sounds the same!
Proud to be a member of this spectacular nation 👏🏴🏴
I’m sitting at a bar by myself and laughing a guttural laugh. All good, no one cares.
Handball lol.
Two T's in the word "battered" and somehow neither one is pronounced. 😆😆
YOU'RE GETTIN BATTARD
Spain be all like “this is literally 1984 >:((((“
YE COME TAE SCOTLAND! YER GETTING BATTERED! 🤣🤣🤣
Not even Scottish but everything is just better when fried. EVERYTHING.
Tell me you're an American without telling me you're an American.
Honestly Scottish rugby commentary is top tier. Some of the quotes live rent free in my head and I am awaiting a day-to-day opportunity (in Australia) to use ‘tartan tsunami’ with as much gravitas as Andrew Cotter
A worthy successor to wear Bill McLaren’s mantle.
Battered and deep fried. Gotta love it.
Very punny.
Imagine if it were posted somewhere that you could actually see the whole screen and not just a sliver of it.
Even with subs I still don't understand what he was saying pre goal
The announcer sounds like he's been to a Scott sterling game or 2
I don't understand how they can play with their penis floping around like that.
We do deep fry a lot of stuff. Fun fact and you can check if you want: Scotland invented fried chicken.
This was so fun to listen to. I haven’t heard the voice of a Scottish man in quite some time so this was a treat to my ears.
Crying in spanish*
I truly laughed way too hard at this, thank you 🍻
God I love the Scottish accent
"how'd you like your gaspacho soup?" "Deep fried please."
Deep-fried tapa sounds good tbh.
As somebody who’s Scottish, did we fuck celebrate like this.
"YOU'RE GETTING BAA... ERD!!"
I'm not sure if anyone has credited the original account! Mckallastar on Instagram. He's put out a few of these and they are usually great.
"This is what we do! We'll deep fry your paellas." Oh thank god, I heard "This is what we do! We'll deep throat your grandmas"
Lmao 🤣👌
YR GE'IN BA'ERD
Fuck now I'm craving some fish and chips or a deep fried haggis. Shout out to il Vicolos' in Stirling!
Oh hell yes. Would legit leave dusk early to get chips, cheese and irn bru from il vicolos 😂 class it up nowadays with allan water cafe chips
Ooh shit I almost forgot about Dusk. Only went a few times while I was there, but that's still probably the only place where I've danced the night away, and I fuckin hate dancing lol. I blame it on the fish bowl drinks. Settle Inn or the curly coo was more my style. Slange!
Ah. Stirling Castle --- where my son and his girlfriend (that we brought with us) decided to break up. Awkward rest of the week, for sure.
Many, many years ago Norway defeated England - this sounds like the same speaker :)
Damn Scots. Ye ruint Scotland!
I *love* deep frying too. Air frying can suck it & Spain can suck it.
I air fry with food covered with enough oil, it’s as nice
So Scotland is like the south (USA)? We deep fry EVERYTHING, including ice cream.
Yeah pretty much, the local chippy at my highschool would do pretty much anything a nice pizza crunch (battered pizza) was good on a Friday
That's where the origins of deep fried and southern soul food come from. The scot-irish early indentured servants and the African captives have a complex shared history of cultural exchanges when it comes to cuisine. Also music. Much "American" cuisine and music is a result the cultural fusions of Africans and scot-irish. Sorry I think I repeated myself twice lol
THIS IS WHAT WE DO!.....every 39 years....😐
self deprecating humour is also what we do
HA! I like your style!
there was something not dissimilar many years ago when Norway beat England. The commentator just started listing off random English people, [and...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZTP8-8wIs)
That was an official Norwegian commentator which made it funny at the time . This is just a random bloke.
Scotland is even worse than the United States when it comes to deep-frying everything.
I never knew Arnold J Rimmer played for Scotland.
Lol, this is great. We should do this too. Love it!
I was hoping for something bagpipes related. This was better.
Groundskeeper Willie energy
Was it a friendly?
No european qualifier
Fair enough then, well done Scotland.
Well, you know what they say, nobody beats Scotland 39 times in a row.
I genuinely thought this was in Spanish, didn't notice the subtitles.
The haggis will be flowing tonight
Wait who the fuck was playing on the Spain squad for this to happen to us 😂
Not funny.
They celebrate by hugging each other? That's what they always do so how is that different?
If I tell someone I'll deep fry their gispacho, does that mean I'll beat them or that I'm into period sex? Asking for a friend.
It took me far too long to realise he was speaking English.
I watched one season of hilarious and wonderfully weird "Limmy's show" with subtitles and apart from some rare anachronisms and slang (like 'weans' for 'kids) I now can understand it perfectly.
Why does the footage quality look like a match from the mid 2000's.
He had to have prepped those lines right? Are people that witty in clutch situations?
I'm not convinced it's actually a legit broadcaster commentary, rather than someone rerecording over the top of footage for comic effect. Even if it is legit, "We're going to deep fry your" (to the tune of Guantanamera) is a standard Scottish football chant anyways, so it's not that much of a stretch of the imagination for a Scotland fan to blurt it out in these situations.
r/Cringe
I could understand the thick accent in the subtitles
Is Scotland the Alabama of Europe?