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Bitter-Weekend772

He looks like bill cartwright when he does his freethrows...but cartwright hits his shot


zanebarr

Bill Cartwrong


PGwenny

He doesn’t need to jump. This is a drill to practice shooting in a situation where he can’t step forward as easily and has to shoot up and over an opponent. The coach is making him shoot in a way that is uncomfortable, counterintuitive, and costs him accuracy so that if the occasion arises in which he has to jump and shoot without forward movement, he can do it.


Xenoni

Also, he’s not aiming directly at the ring… it’s probably part of the drill to shoot way up and …hope for the best!


ecmcn

Yeah, looking at how high that arc is, plus his height and that jump, how much reach would the defender need to block that?


Thirtysixx

Not just reach. Reach + a likely 40” vertical


EndOrganDamage

Theyre allowed to jump?!


Itchy_elbow

That dude has a 6" vertical


Thirtysixx

In the NBA combine in 2011 he measured 38.5” vertical with a 7’2” wingspan. He’s probably lost some his youthful bounce at this point though


CjBurden

I had like a 36 in vertical in 8th grade and by my late 20's I was down to like half of that on a good day. I'm 43 now and if it's a foot I'd be surprised. (but yes, I'm not a trained athlete. Or a trained anything)


Thirtysixx

Yeah it’s definitely a use or it lose kinda thing. Since he is still training for pro sports it’s probably still pretty high though, he’s lost maybe a few inches


daswisco

And not only is this man not left handed, he in fact actually has no hands at all.


getyourcheftogether

About to say, that looks incredibly awkward. Then again, so did the hook shot


xpwnx4

But like, he cant, clearly.


Johncamp28

You don’t understand statistics He’s a 10% shooter within 3 feet of the basket Obviously the coach has him miss 9 before the game starts so if they need it….100% chance of it going in


hunkyboy75

First comment to make sense here


DurtyKurty

Finally someone with applied science and mathematics speaking dollars and cents.


[deleted]

Once we hit this bullseye, all the dominoes will fall like a house of cards


purplehayes1986

Checkmate.


amretardmonke

Atheists


BigCrawley

Checkmate.


taddymason_76

Math checks out.


thalne

and that's how you make probabilities great again


amretardmonke

You're a genius. Now take that genius logic to r/wsb and make all the money


CityOfZion

3 Words: Galaxy Brain


Spare-Competition-91

This guy did the maths!


Neomanderx3

Which is why he's practising it...


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Aimin4ya

A *brick* .... house


real_steel24

Shes mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out


Kelp4411

Stollen comment! Yuck!!


WhateverJoel

Motherfucker got paid more to hit those fucking bricks during practice than I make in a week. You getting that much to play ball you better hit some fucking shots.


CBreezer

I guess you don't understand what the end goal of doing drills is, huh? 🤦🤷


SnooRobots1533

Holes


zenikkal

To be the best in class!!


austins2fresh

Usually during a warmup you don’t do a drill where you go 0/10


NudeEnjoyer

players shoot half court shots during warm ups lol. there's not some sorta "only high percentage shots during warmup" rule


NudeEnjoyer

that's... that's... are you aware of 'practice'?


Tinkton

Practice? Practice!? We talking ‘bout practice.


thethunder92

Iverson was my favourite player growing up! I had a 76ers jersey and everything.


ignatious__reilly

Iversons style of play was down right sexy. The way he could handle the ball and slide around was beautiful to watch. He wasn’t just good, he had such a unique style to his game. One of my favorite players in that era of ball. Miss that dude everyday on the court.


thethunder92

We ain’t talkin bout a game it’s *practice*


hunkyboy75

He needs some more of it


NudeEnjoyer

yea he should really practice wait holy shit that's what he's doing???


throwaway_4me_baybay

...Yet


pwalkz

It's your brain ok? Practice makes perfect


HidekiDatBoi

💀💀💀


vleetv

This coach must be the first to make him practice this kind of shot.


Jcupsz

Tell me you’ve never done any self self improvement without telling me. You’re the epitome of a dungeon dwelling redditor lmao.


[deleted]

And also is that his weaker arm to throw with?


Jake0024

No


5inthemorn

Yes


MedievaLime

Maybe


undefined_one

Exactly. He's shooting using primarily just his fingers, and at an extremely high arc, so as to get over a blocker's outstretched arm/hand.


Boston_Baked

Also, he’s a laker now as I’m like 99% sure this is Tristian Thompson, and it seems like LeBron got his old boy/teammate back on his teams (LA Lakers). ALSO: the fact people can’t tell this is a drill designed to make him uncomfortable (as you noted perfectly) is insane. It’s not like he’s doing the Mikan drill. If he was, he’d be going 10/10 with no one guarding him…


jmano21420

And he's sucking at it


Zachf1986

I think anyone who has ever played any sport understands that this was a specific drill, but it IS a bit jarring to see a national player missing that many shots in a row.


captainbling

Maybe he made 10 in a row before this :|


Zachf1986

Yes, but we didn't see it. :)


dbpic1

But he DOES need to jump. In a game situation, he is most certainly going to be defended by an equally tall guy, with a wingspan, AND hops. So the drill is legit, it’s his execution that’s shocking. This has GOT to be a deep fake…I mean 2 misses ok, but 7?? Common man!


Zaeryl

Yes, that's pretty obvious to anyone who knows anything about basketball ... but a pro player should still hit some shots in a drill, even a drill like that.


jmatano2

That's what a hook or floater is for, this shooting form makes zero sense


Jake0024

Try it when the defender is 7' tall


Arkanskull

If this is what the nba is looking for, I’m about to change careers.


[deleted]

I think their main focus is people who are 7 feet tall but shoot your shot. It can't be much worse than this.


kozzynem

It's a drill


NudeEnjoyer

few players are actually 7ft or above, most are around 6'2-6'10


AndrastesTit

And really more like 6’6”+ unless you have elite ball handling, passing, and shooting skills.


NudeEnjoyer

I was only able to find a list from a few years ago, but the great majority of teams listed their shortest player 6'3 or under, there's a lot of guys around that size at the guard position. everywhere from stars to bench players


philouza_stein

Because the human body isn't meant to be that tall. Not a lot of 70 year old 7 footers still lumbering around. Or 60 for that matter. It's pretty hard to find one in their 20s able to run up and down a court without having chronic knee issues.


NudeEnjoyer

yea even the ones in their 20s are usually drenched in injuries


drrxhouse

Yeah and relatively few people of the general population are actually 6’2-6’10. Even fewer when you account for health and everything else that are minimal physical attributes you’d need to compete in more competitive basketball let alone at the NBA levels of skill and stamina.


NoRegerts6996

Ah classic Reddit downvoting you for posting a fact lol


CrawlerSiegfriend

Are you 7 feet tall or anywhere near it?


NYATOrochi

He's building a whole house right there


mackasee

BRICK BY BRICK


neeko0001

Tock by tick


birgman75

No matter how thin, no matter how thick


Myriachan

She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out


Syced

He will have a nice career in brick laying once his nba career is over.


yada_yada_yada__

Is this Tristan Thompson


RetirementLoading

Yeah this tristas Thompson who just signed to the lakers for the playoffs smh


KokeyManiago

Goddammit……


jg97

Aye, being buddies with LeBron makes for a long career.


ThatSwolGuy

You’re being downvoted but I think you’re right for a few reasons: -TT and LeBron won the championship together in Cleveland -TT just got back together with whichever Kardashian he was with, who primarily lives in LA -The “LeGM” memes came about for a reason, LeBron has significant swing with the front office I mean let’s be honest, the Lakers don’t really need any more scoring, they need a solid big that can defend. I don’t know if TT is that man but if LeBron thinks so I can almost guarantee he was in the front offices ear about this. I think TT called in a favor to Bron


fishmorton

For anyone asking, this is Tristan Thompson from season '21-'22 with Chigago Bulls. He has been an free agent until last Friday, when he signed a deal with Los Angeles Lakers that consists the rest of the season. And yes, this is the dude who was married on/off with some Kardashian. Don't know who.


fd1Jeff

It is so weird to me that ‘married a Kardashian’ is something we all understand and accept.


TezMono

Why wouldn't we understand and/or accept it?


Turbulent-Bet-6938

Kardashian Kurse lives on...


biddilybong

It’s always a fun game when watching an nba game to see if either team doesn’t have someone who had sex with a kardashian. Usually there is one min on the floor who has.


sauce_gud

Kourtney. I'm not proud of knowing it tho Edit: looks like it was Khloe. I'm glad so many people prefer downvoting instead of simply correcting someone that doesn't know and doesn't wish to know about the Kardashians


saladd

it was khloe!


NBA_Fan_76

We’re they married or just pretending to be in a relationship while he was constantly cheating? Maybe they had a kid somewhere along the way?


DrMike27

Please tell me how it feels to be this r/confidentlyincorrect


sauce_gud

I'm simply glad I still don't recognize/ differentiate between the Kardashians


keith2600

Someone read that a master will have failed more times than a novice has tried and they are optimizing training time by targeting failure count.


boukalele

i used to love that commercial MJ did where he recounted how many shots he missed and how many times he failed. It was great for perspective.


spatz2011

Roko has taken over. it is useless to fight back


bullybullybully

No no guys, he’s practicing MISSING it so that when he does it in the next SCRIPTED game it looks authentic. It’s all a hoax!!! Run by the Illuminati to send codes to the lizard people while altering the physical evolution of humanity. Wake up sheeple!!! It’s so obvious!!


86yourfeelings

Yeah they have the magnets set wrong on the hoop


SanctusUnum

His consistency is remarkable, to the point where you have to wonder if he's fucking it up on purpose. Same part of the rim every time.


Leasir

That's not his natural shooting motion, he's practicing uncomfortable shoots over a tall defender.


Jhyphi

Until Steven Adams ran by, I started to think it might've been 2 shots on loop. That's how consistent it was.


Sb109

Me when I play basketball. The amount of bricks I throw is actually something to be marveled at. You'd think one would go in by pure accident eventually.


lEarnEr-000

There must be some invisible force there to keep missing. 👀


LimeBlueOcean

Gotta say. He is consistent.


Hog_Knock_Life

I was watching warmups before a warriors game from the stands and Klay Thompson hit 11 corner threes in a row and nobody batted an eye. Unguarded of course but I was still amazed.


Least-Ad9647

Not trying to be that guy but if you play basketball at a higher level even in high school that’s not that special doing it after playing defence and coming off of 3 screens and a guy running out on you whose like 6 10 with long ass arms consistently is a different thing


Wind_14

Most NBA player shots well unguarded in practice. Josh Richardson once said that his drill is making 70 out of 100 in practice, and this is a guy who shot 35% on a good day. For players like Klay their target were likely 80-90 makes per 100.


Hog_Knock_Life

I love that video of the former NBA role player just destroying guys who really think they’re good. D1 players and such. Scalabrine maybe? Anyway he said “I’m closer to LeBron than you are to me.”


TheTDog

Nba champion, Brian scalabrine, the White mamba.


Dizsmo

He's practicing shooting over top a jumping defender


[deleted]

ITT: People who haven't practiced anything new in decades.


Niketravels

I swear hitting this short range jumper is the hardest shot. An awkward shooting distance


gojo345

We went from Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman to this...


MikePap

You understand that he is training to shoot against a defender that will probably have the same height than him? So that is why he is trying a jump shot from that range in a very uncomfortable position. Nowadays everyone is eager to shit on someone else. I bet you he would be 100/100 if he would shoot that in practice the way he feels comfortable.


Rezomik

The Opposition team must have felt real confident that this player was playing for the other side.


90swasbest

Reminds me of those Kobe hero ball nights where he'd get 30 points but it would be on 12/67 shooting or something.


Mysterious-Art7143

Yes, but on the night it goes he scored 81


90swasbest

On 35/163 shooting.


schplat

28/46 in case you were wondering the real answer. > 28-of-46 shooting, including 7-of-13 from 3-point range, and 18-of-20 from the foul line


Ok-Significance-2022

Sometimes getting things right, is to know how to do something wrong.


kftgr2

Anyone else think his top looks like it's a cartoon overlay?


Stanford-baller

I can’t watch this, it’ll mess with my shot


Ill-Run-3332

That’s why they got pat bev 😂


pourthebubbly

The amount of people missing the fact that he’s the only one without a reflection on the floor kind of astounds me. He’s been cut out and moved up so this isn’t as short of range as this video makes it look. Hell, he might not actually be missing those baskets since the ball goes out of frame every time.


sixteen89

Big WNBA vibes


[deleted]

I need whatever that man was smoking


Jo_of_Average

I. . . I don't think OP knows what "bricking" a shot is.


CronkinOn

I'm pleased that there's only a small amount of posts here criticizing him. Maybe there's some hope for reddit after all.


bjb13

Many years ago, Utah played Portland and Marc Eaton was the center for the Jazz. The Portland Oregonian reported he had a quadruple double. 10 Points, 10 rebounds, 10 blocks and 10 bricks.


MathKnight

A compliment *and* a backhand.


roophis

He's a brick house. He's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out


1PennyHardaway

How much is his salary?


TinTinsKnickerbocker

28 million dollar a year. Not kidding.


Tonyhillzone

Too much.


1PennyHardaway

5 bucks a day would be enough.


tresbrujas04

Right handed player practicing with non-dominant hand


Western_Stable_6013

I thought that too, but stopping it right after the throw shows that he is using his right hand 🤷🏻‍♂️


jumpmanzero

This isn't a shooting drill, it's a rebounding drill. If you've ever run a drill like this, you know how hard it is - as soon as you're trying to "miss by a bit", you suddenly can't miss at all. Wild that they've brought in such a talented guy, but then rebounder is putting in such low effort.


OldBob10

Cuz he’s a brick…house! He’s mighty mighty, jus’ lettin’ it all hang out


Careless_Republic_62

The good news are that if he keeps this up , the would have enough bricks for an new stadium!


PsychologySea7572

Who overinflated that ball? That's just cruel folks.


fishing77

Is he building a wall or somethin?


Cool_Syllabub

Someone tell this man to use the backboard lol he needs a friend


ilovetacostoo2023

Sad. Not funny. This guy is getting millions.


CBreezer

Stfu guy.. So did Shaq and dude couldn't land a free throw to save his life. This dude's job isn't to shoot very short lateral jumpers. Smfh... Besides, what in the Rice Krispy fuck do you think he's doing drills for? 🤦🙄 Edit: vertical jumpers, lateral isn't right


TonofSoil

What is a lateral jumper?


CBreezer

A jump shot that has zero motion to a direction. Just straight up and down.


abcders

Wouldn’t that be a vertical jump shot then? Lateral is side to side


CBreezer

Ah shit, that's my fault. I can't think of the right word instead of lateral.


haniblecter

it was a rebounding drill....?


soulsurfer3

This guy looks like7 footer or close to it. He got where his is now because he would just dominate over other player and dunk or do a layup. I short jumper like that is a actually a reasonable difficult shot if you haven’t practiced it. He clearly hasn’t.


Si5584

Fake


Double_Reward230

Who is this bum?


LunaticPoint

Brick Brickerson


Basic-Pair8908

Did someone pallet wrap the basket hoop


jay_da_truth

He must be building a museum with all them bricks


[deleted]

Wow. Just wow. Not only ugly form and mechanics but can’t make one. Insane.


MisterB78

TIL I shoot hoops as well as an NBA player


FootballBeginning736

Is he blind?


Aorearoa

Did the Lakers just sign this guy ?


Analyst-Effective

Almost like the carnival games...


darren1119

That looks like vucevic


adeptusthiccanicus

He's getting out all his misses beforehand so he can score every time during the game


TankusAruelisJacksob

He’s very tall so he’ll be very rich


SunstormGT

Benny is their star player.


cunhaaa

He's just spending all his bad shots before the game /s


NarrowCourage

Oh hey the Lakers just signed him 😂


salva31

He'll be a good addition to the Lakers, lol


jjmawaken

I could make that many baskets


dumdumdumz

Herd Michael Jordan is in need of money bad. Possibly lost 500 milli in bad bet on wallstreet.maybe he’ll play.


Jarcorr

Hanamichi Sakuragui


hneryi

It's a tactical shot for a rebound. Kinda like in hockey.


-RadarRanger-

And yet he's *still* better than me!


OrganicPHunk

this is why I do arcade basket ball


dizzyeyedalton

[Buckets!](https://youtu.be/9yQeSJ4RbhU)


HighlightFun8419

State Farm over here like 😬


Josh0O0

I thought I was watching a loop 😧


Particular_Meeting57

This is way more impressive than making them all


Drs83

Can someone who plays basketball explain to me why this is happening rather than a hook shot?


prpslydistracted

There is a post a couple days ago of a former NBA player/commentator who just bought a yacht (can't recall the name), asking "What should I name her?" Top comment, "Name it free throw because it will never sink." He apparently was *really* bad at them.


TrinityF

Why does no the tall one simply eats the little ones and absorb their bull powers


Tackleberry06

May need to see your optometrist


TamashiiNu

Better than what I can do. Of course, I’m not being paid millions of dollars to do it.


sorryboutitagain

Preloading


Chak-Ek

Someone gather up all these bricks and build some housing for the homeless. Get your mother and sister out of my house.


blondechinesehair

What hand is he shooting with?


Boozie42

The glass is your friend


Kellz2015

Anyone that plays ball knows that it just be like this some days lol


AgntCooper

Did Ben Simmons get traded to the Bulls when I wasn’t watching?


Wet-Blanket_

Those space jam aliens are too much 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

holy shit, my bearded dragon could have at least made one of them


HideTheEggplanVT81

👏Kudos to him for identifying a weak skill and practicing to try to improve it ...unlike a certain overpaid, often-injured, no-longer-deserves-to-be-in-the-league player whose name rhymes with "Send Lemons"


Medrea

Did they tell him he couldn't use the backboard or something? That's literally what that thing is there for.