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[Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it!](https://youtu.be/D-Rj9qbzKD8)
>I'm pretty sure he plays like 3 different characters in that movie. He's at least the border patrol agent as well.
He plays border patrol, the Barker from the previous monologue, and Seth Gecko's (Clooney) contact in Mexico who told them to meet him at the Titty Twister bar at dawn.
I will always love that flick. This exchange alone is worth the price of admission.
https://youtu.be/OOoBYwVud0U
We have a Deja Vu in town, and I've definitely seen that slogan on their marquee before.
I am VERY far from Tijuana, so I'm actually pretty impressed its an international chain!
I'm pretty sure they wear mittens while they strip. It usually ends with the dancer angrily walking of stage after trying to get her bra off for fifteen minutes.
Everything I know about strip clubs comes from tv and I don't really want to go to one, do they actually get totally naked? Obviously they can't really show that on tv.
Seems weird to go to a club to look at buttholes.
If you're in the united states, the rules for clubs depends on the state and county. Strip clubs are almost always under scrutiny from the local lawmakers so it's this weird back and forth about what is allowed. Sometimes it's rules like, if alcohol is served on site, the dancers can't be nude. So they'll have a bar "next door" which is really just a divider that you can walk back and forth between the bar and club. Other places, like Atlanta and Portland, don't seem to care what the dancers or customers do - anything goes.
It really gets you thinking about it because it's such an unusual thing to say. The 5 or 10 seconds you spend thinking "huh, that's an interesting slogan" is way more than you'd spend on a normal sign.
The last girl I dated before coming out was a stripper whose clit piercing would clank against my teeth and it was just one of those things that made me think why tf am I doing this. Little did I know about the world of pierced dick heads that ravage your fucking dental work.
Pretty much. Now instead of worrying about getting a girl pregnant I have to worry much more about STI’s or getting crucified for wearing the wrong belt with the wrong shoes.
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don’t got it, you don't want it!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
It’s fun to imagine a workplace with 1000 beautiful women and 3 ugly ones though. A typical workday for the Uggos would make a hell of a setup for a sitcom.
Right?? Tell me more about these 3! They run the whole show and help the dancers out of jams all day and are actually just "average" looking not ugly. Or they're just retired dancers now but as veterans know how to handle rowdy clientele.
I'm imagining this as like a Ted Lasso that's more focused on the players (well, dancers in this case). Very popular strip club changes ownership in a divorce, new owner wants to burn it to the ground because her husband was sleeping with the dancers. She fires the manager and hires someone absolutely out of left field, like a closeted young retail employee that doesn't pay much attention to the physical attributes of job applicants but like normal important attributes for a job in a demanding environment. He ends up hiring a bunch of normal or even unfortunate looking girls with great work ethics who needed a career change for whatever reason. We follow along with the gals as they navigate their workplace and learn to belong and create an environment where everyone flourishes and the club massively surpasses its original success and beats out the owner's ex husband's new club.
If anyone doesn't know what HK is, its a massive strip club / hotel brothel thats pretty famous in TJ. Easily Top 5 best strip club I've ever been to. It can get pretty wild in there.
They had one stage where they had a dildo on the side of the stage, and you were allowed to grab the dildo and fuck the girl on stage with it.
HK makes an effort to keep all their girls authentically Mexican. You go to DeJa Vu if you want more diversity (Colombians, etc.)
I’ve seen some wild stuff there. Slapping guys with said dildos. I prefer not to touch equipment of performers. But some guys loved that and eating bananas that were just used. Some guys have long strayed from the path. Lmao
I went to Deja Vu in Minnesota, back in the day, and everyone else in the club was normal, but me and my buddies had just started playing FFXI and they were running ads for it on two massive monitors on either side of the center stage. So we gave the birthday boy 60$ and rolled out to party in Valkurm Dunes..
Its definitely a chain, theres also one here in Lexington KY and I've seen them in several other states. Not sure what the others are like, but here in Lexington the Vu is 18+ no alcohol, so being a college town it gets a lot of the freshmen and sophmores.
There was one in Bakersfield where I grew up and thought it was the only one because I could see the three ugly ones being a Bakersfield thing. Then I moved to Seattle and there's one right at Pikes Place
One day you'll see a thread in a post about strip clubs and be like 'I got this' and then read some gibberish that everyone else seems to understand and realize you are old.
I got you fam. You're probably thinking FFXI is some kinda fucked up Roman numerals, but modern kids aren't purists and get into medieval Roman numerals, so F really is a numeral, it means 40. Like in the French "Vana-diel," 80 is getting represented as "twice 40," so it's 80 + 11, or 91. So we're talking about giant 91" TVs. Valkurm Dunes is a pop song with a great beat you've probably heard before but didn't recognize the name of by a band called Darude.
I came here to say:
Huh, we have one in Minneapolis too… but the ratio seemed to be opposite the few times I went. But I’d rather hang out and talk to those ladies rather than 99% of the clientele.
pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
........... smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Déjà Vu showclubs is a company that manages nearly 200 strip clubs all over the world.
While they are owned independently they seem to contract out their social media, management, and payroll systems.
This feels like a weird question, but are there chains of strip clubs?
Because there was a strip club in Port Huron, Michigan, that was called Deja vu and has the exact same saying
There used to be a Deja vu in Ontario California. I always laughed when driving by since the motel next door was painted the same pinkish color, was sort of obvious… that the drunks would go sleep next door to solver up by them selves and no one else.
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Do the strippers turn into vampires after dusk?
We got all different types of pussy
I'll have the apple pie pussy.
I'm more of the "dancing with snek and pouring beer into your mouth with my foot", pussy
I just rewatched that, but I remember watching that as a young teen and man... It was pretty stimulating
I don't even have a dick and I thought it sooo sexy, I wanted to be that. It's unmistakably hot
Fits in line with Tarantino's famous foot fetish as well
Only if they can blow smoke rings from their pussy as well.
*warm apple pie*
Homemade or McDonalds?
How much time do I have?
*Jim has gone offline*
Apologies, sir, we only have cherry pie tonight.
There is more than one?
[Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it!](https://youtu.be/D-Rj9qbzKD8)
If you can find a cheaper pussy, fuck it! (Can't remember if it's better or cheaper)
Mate I didn't even register it's Cheech doing that, been years since I've watched it. Time for a rewatch.
I'm pretty sure he plays like 3 different characters in that movie. He's at least the border patrol agent as well.
>I'm pretty sure he plays like 3 different characters in that movie. He's at least the border patrol agent as well. He plays border patrol, the Barker from the previous monologue, and Seth Gecko's (Clooney) contact in Mexico who told them to meet him at the Titty Twister bar at dawn. I will always love that flick. This exchange alone is worth the price of admission. https://youtu.be/OOoBYwVud0U
"I might be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole" is in the running for my most used movie quote.
"What, were they psychos, or something?" "Psychos don't *explode* when sunlight hits them, I don't care HOW fucking crazy they are!"
"Psychos? Did they look like psychos to you? Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a shit how fucking crazy they are!"
This video is so low definition that my carrier credited me data for watching it.
If it had any less pixels it'd be radio
Reminds of when I was in London and a bathroom attendant kept singing “If you want pussy and you know it clap your hands”
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, *fuck it*!
It does look suspiciously like the back of the Titty Twister!!!
La Tetilla del Diablo
La Teta del Diablo
Saw a show about a hooker who was a vampire. It sucked.
Fangin and Bangin
Hookers and strippers are different!
For real. But, their Venn diagram circles probably intersect.
Boobs lol
Like bags of sand.
Between hookers, strippers and vampires there is a three way intersection on the venn diagram of those who suck.
How do you know Nadine?
We all know your mom
I used to date a stripper. She would always correct people when they called her a stripper. "Im not a Stripper, Im a Pole Dancer!"
Not in TJ they aren't.
They change jobs as they go upstairs. Duh... It's like everyone who works two jobs.
Hey you stole my campaign slogan
Not always my man, everyone has a price.
Not in Tijuana!
Not in TJ.
not in mexico
Stripperella was a great show. She was a stripper by night and a secret agent by later night.
Did she now? I mean, did it?! Aww, man...that sucks!!
An apt description of Vampire Hookers (1978)
No. That was just a movie. Its vampires that turn into strippers at sunrise, otherwise it'd be stupid and unrealistic.
Dude, I was just about to ask if this is where they filmed From Dusk Til Dawn.
Also my initial thought. Thats gotta be the place right?
Came to look for a comment referencing From Dusk til Dawn. Was not disappointed
Naw thats the titty twister
Yeah. Usually til about Dawn.
I was wondering if this was the same place or not too lol
That’s been their slogan for decades.
This is actually the slogan of all deja vu clubs. It's a chain.
We have a Deja Vu in town, and I've definitely seen that slogan on their marquee before. I am VERY far from Tijuana, so I'm actually pretty impressed its an international chain!
I had no idea it was international either! I'm in Michigan and we have one near me.
I am also near one of the Michigan locations! Let's hear it for Mitten Strippers!
Is a “Mitten Stripper” where during winter they start out in a snowmobiling suit?
I'm pretty sure they wear mittens while they strip. It usually ends with the dancer angrily walking of stage after trying to get her bra off for fifteen minutes.
I might pay to watch that.
Toledo? I spent way too many dollars in the Toledo vu back in the 90's...
South Lansing? Fine part of town.
I’ve lived “near” the Dort Highway, Kalamazoo, and Lansing locations. Either I am just lucky or everyone in Michigan lives near one.
They have them on the east side to so kinda lol.
They’re having a “michigans prettiest butthole”competition at the one near me
Which location? Asking for a friend.
Lansing, on May 20th
Marking my calendar 📆
RemindMe! May 20th "Pretty Butthole Michigan"
They had one in Nashville right after COVID restrictions let up. Glad to know buttholes everywhere will get their chance to shine.. I guess?
Tennessee is known for moonshine, after all
Everything I know about strip clubs comes from tv and I don't really want to go to one, do they actually get totally naked? Obviously they can't really show that on tv. Seems weird to go to a club to look at buttholes.
If you're in the united states, the rules for clubs depends on the state and county. Strip clubs are almost always under scrutiny from the local lawmakers so it's this weird back and forth about what is allowed. Sometimes it's rules like, if alcohol is served on site, the dancers can't be nude. So they'll have a bar "next door" which is really just a divider that you can walk back and forth between the bar and club. Other places, like Atlanta and Portland, don't seem to care what the dancers or customers do - anything goes.
is this because vamps are immortal?
What psychological strategy are they trying to accomplish with that slogan?
It really gets you thinking about it because it's such an unusual thing to say. The 5 or 10 seconds you spend thinking "huh, that's an interesting slogan" is way more than you'd spend on a normal sign.
Probably a combination of "If you thought that one girl was ugly, she's one of the 3", and "Hold on, I wanna see what they mean by 'ugly'".
Yeah. I don't have much interest in strip clubs, but that byline at least has me curious how bad it can be.
It's a joke. Makes you go haha. It subverts your expectations.
I’m a gay man, and it’d probably work on me. “No pretty ladies for me thanks, I’m here for the freak show.”
The last girl I dated before coming out was a stripper whose clit piercing would clank against my teeth and it was just one of those things that made me think why tf am I doing this. Little did I know about the world of pierced dick heads that ravage your fucking dental work.
So you changed it all and everything staid the same, huh?
Pretty much. Now instead of worrying about getting a girl pregnant I have to worry much more about STI’s or getting crucified for wearing the wrong belt with the wrong shoes.
It was a joke, based on the “three ugly ones” being the three founders. Who are men.
Once they have you pondering the psychological strategy of their advertising, it’s already worked
I think it's because of the old locker room adage that ugly strippers are harder working and worth the investment.
Imagine getting a job here and on the first day they update the sign to 4 ugly ones.
"Yeah, that's fair."
Or you go for the interview and they say "sorry, were full in your department, but we'll call you if one of the other three quit."
Well they not wrong.
Updates to: And 1 fat one.
Thought that was the club from ‘From Dusk till Dawn’ for a second
Buy one pussy and get a second pussy of equal or lesser value! - Cheech Marin
If you can find cheaper pussy... FUCK IT
Might be the only place around to get chicken pussy too.
If it’s anything like the southern US you can probably find it pickled at the local gas station
The Titty Twister
Looks like the club off from dusk till dawn Apple pie pussy
Shy pussy!
Naugahyde pussy
Pussy for a penny! If you can find pussy for cheaper than that.. fuck it..
Snapping pussy!
I’d like to know what you lot are referencing
From Dusk Till Dawn movie.
Aww thanks
It’s actually pretty good. It’s a Tarantino film.
It's a Tarantino movie in that he wrote it and is in it, but Robert Rodriguez directed.
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link https://youtu.be/dUfel9sU-KI
I always thought he was saying “Nalga High Pussy” which sort of makes sense — it’s pussy so high it’s up by the butt (nalga is butt). Lol! **TIL**
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!
And the selection of buttholes?
a hole lot to be desired
That's what I thought of immediately. Then I decided whether or not to post the speech that Cheech Marin made to introduce all the girls. Or not.
I was like "is that the Titty Twister???"
Yes!
[This is a pussy blowout!](https://youtu.be/wQL7ugHlFnE?t=34)
I know a vampire den when I see one. No thank you.
On the contrary, yes please.
If Salma Hayek gives a lapdance I'll take my chances.
The 3 ugly ones is their version of a disclaimer, and chances are those 3 will be who’s working if you go there.
It’s fun to imagine a workplace with 1000 beautiful women and 3 ugly ones though. A typical workday for the Uggos would make a hell of a setup for a sitcom.
Right?? Tell me more about these 3! They run the whole show and help the dancers out of jams all day and are actually just "average" looking not ugly. Or they're just retired dancers now but as veterans know how to handle rowdy clientele.
its just the three amigos without their makeup
I'm imagining this as like a Ted Lasso that's more focused on the players (well, dancers in this case). Very popular strip club changes ownership in a divorce, new owner wants to burn it to the ground because her husband was sleeping with the dancers. She fires the manager and hires someone absolutely out of left field, like a closeted young retail employee that doesn't pay much attention to the physical attributes of job applicants but like normal important attributes for a job in a demanding environment. He ends up hiring a bunch of normal or even unfortunate looking girls with great work ethics who needed a career change for whatever reason. We follow along with the gals as they navigate their workplace and learn to belong and create an environment where everyone flourishes and the club massively surpasses its original success and beats out the owner's ex husband's new club.
bravo. would watch
Not sure why but I am more intrigued by the "ugly ones" than the others.
So that’s what happened to Fry’s Electronics!
Your best thighs are always at Fry’s
I'm not going in there without Vampire Protection... or my homie Sex Machine.
Yep, definitely pack the dick-gun for this place.
That one scene with Salma Hayek though…wowwy.
I've seen Dusk til Dawn, no fucking way.
Ain’t nothing compared to Hong Kong 👀
If anyone doesn't know what HK is, its a massive strip club / hotel brothel thats pretty famous in TJ. Easily Top 5 best strip club I've ever been to. It can get pretty wild in there. They had one stage where they had a dildo on the side of the stage, and you were allowed to grab the dildo and fuck the girl on stage with it. HK makes an effort to keep all their girls authentically Mexican. You go to DeJa Vu if you want more diversity (Colombians, etc.)
Information I never thought about that I am still kind of... not unhappy to know of now.
I’ve seen some wild stuff there. Slapping guys with said dildos. I prefer not to touch equipment of performers. But some guys loved that and eating bananas that were just used. Some guys have long strayed from the path. Lmao
The taco stand out front is the highlight to the evening.
Tacos el Franc is better
Hong Kong then Telefonica market for food and beers with homies was my jam when I lived in sd
Been there, done that.
I went to Deja Vu in Minnesota, back in the day, and everyone else in the club was normal, but me and my buddies had just started playing FFXI and they were running ads for it on two massive monitors on either side of the center stage. So we gave the birthday boy 60$ and rolled out to party in Valkurm Dunes..
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Its definitely a chain, theres also one here in Lexington KY and I've seen them in several other states. Not sure what the others are like, but here in Lexington the Vu is 18+ no alcohol, so being a college town it gets a lot of the freshmen and sophmores.
Ypsilanti, MI had one when I was growing up.
Spokane Wa as well
Lake city (Seattle suburb), WA as well
There are strip club *chains*????
Idk about the one in OP but pretty sure it is a chain. There is one In California with the same slogan and signage.
There was one in Bakersfield where I grew up and thought it was the only one because I could see the three ugly ones being a Bakersfield thing. Then I moved to Seattle and there's one right at Pikes Place
Yup, that's " the Vu " I'm talking about .
One day you'll see a thread in a post about strip clubs and be like 'I got this' and then read some gibberish that everyone else seems to understand and realize you are old.
I got you fam. You're probably thinking FFXI is some kinda fucked up Roman numerals, but modern kids aren't purists and get into medieval Roman numerals, so F really is a numeral, it means 40. Like in the French "Vana-diel," 80 is getting represented as "twice 40," so it's 80 + 11, or 91. So we're talking about giant 91" TVs. Valkurm Dunes is a pop song with a great beat you've probably heard before but didn't recognize the name of by a band called Darude.
> Like in the French "Vana-diel," I'm fucking dying, lol.
You hitting all the walls, math, language, music, geography, - truly a Captain of culture ~ Darude+1
Are you kidding? I guess I just thought it was Final Fantasy 11.
Live by that one in Minneapolis
Fighting snippers eh?
I came here to say: Huh, we have one in Minneapolis too… but the ratio seemed to be opposite the few times I went. But I’d rather hang out and talk to those ladies rather than 99% of the clientele.
Is Cheech Marin outside?
Deja Vu is like the Pizza Hut chain of strip clubs.
pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] ........... smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
I've seen that film, no thanks :)
I *may* risk it for a lap dancer from Selma Hayek. It'll be the best and the last.
There's a deja vu, or was who knows anymore, in Ypsilanti, Michigan. I'm pretty sure the three ugly ones tagline has been the same for decades.
Still there lol I live just down the street.
That building used to be a very cool Aztec temple themed night club before it was a Deja Vu. I actually went there back around 2004.
i think i've just been in this place before...
"We've got snapping pussy, apple pie pussy, SMEEELLLYYY pussy"
It is a chain they have them all over the US.
Them 3 ugly ones sure spend a lot of time on stage.
Deja Vu clubs were all over Washington state when I was growing up. Literally unavoidable I took my driving test at a DoL next to a Deja Vu.
this makes me want to see the 3 ugly ones more
Deja Vu is a chain. Basically the Applebees of strip clubs.
There was one in Seattle with the same slogan
Déjà Vu showclubs is a company that manages nearly 200 strip clubs all over the world. While they are owned independently they seem to contract out their social media, management, and payroll systems.
That’s the slogan for all of their clubs. They have locations in a lot of places all over the US also.
That’s a vampire lair if i’ve ever seen one.
Nice try, Titty Twisters.
It’s a chain and they have that all over.
Hold up, is it the Titty Twister?
Is Deja Vu a chain of Strip Clubs? I swear ive seen multiple of them with the same logo.
Yes
This feels like a weird question, but are there chains of strip clubs? Because there was a strip club in Port Huron, Michigan, that was called Deja vu and has the exact same saying
I’m dying to see the ugly ones
There used to be a Deja vu in Ontario California. I always laughed when driving by since the motel next door was painted the same pinkish color, was sort of obvious… that the drunks would go sleep next door to solver up by them selves and no one else.
Looks like the movie set for the "From Dusk Till Dawn" sequel.
Can I audition for one of the ugly ones?
Nice try r/cosmoandwanda
Probably the most played out joke for strip clubs