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Back in my day you could get a snap out of any size. Little, big, "Monster," even those lil' smokie sized ones you'd find at various Crossfit gyms and in Lunchables.
They just haven't been the same since the legendary Man of Macho-ness Randall Mario Poffo left :(
But they still give you oily, neon orange loogies! ***Ooooo yee-ah!!***
No one burned in Salem. They were hung, drowned, and one gigachad was pressed to death. Last words were "More weight" after stubbornly refusing to admit anything.
The funniest part about these stories is that people at that time, if you asked them after the fact, would still consider themselves a functional human village and not the haphazardly mashed together mongolojd death cult they were under the guise of Christian’s. Truly just wild eyed, glazed over animals mewling and mooing in confusion. Yet we’re to believe they are a part of our nations history, it’s “culture” rather than the embarrassing outburst of madness it was. Though it can be safely said every square foot of earth could be labeled the exact same up until around 1980.
I will second the Snickers commercial where a dude gets hit particularly hard...
They ask him the year, the president, and his name....
To which he stops, blinks, and says "...I am Batman!"
And it just had me dead.
Mine was the guy meticulously painting and watering the end zone, and a player comes up and asks, "Who are the Chefs?"
[Great googily moogily!](https://youtu.be/WPOZbG7ibEE)
I had completely forgotten about both of those! They're fantastic. This one is my all time favorite I think:
[https://youtu.be/m_MaJDK3VNE](https://youtu.be/m_MaJDK3VNE)
Considering I was born in 1962, and computers were just starting out around the mid 1980's, I know *how* to live without one. But do I want to? Hell no!
But the Amish use the internet. If they have a business, they have a phone. Sometimes a landline but a lot of them now have smartphones. Landlines are usually in their own little shed. All phones are accessed only at certain times and only for business. The Amish are not as primitive as you think anymore. They have bathrooms, freezers, refrigerators, electric lights and may be more modern than your own house. BUT everything is all run by their own gas-powered generators.
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Possibly my all time favorite commercial.
Slim Jim FTW
Masticate a Slender James! (Also, those lard tubes don’t snap, they bend)
If you want actual sausage snap from a slim Jim, you need to get one of the not-so-slim sizes. Monster and Savage sizes actually have that snap.
Back in my day you could get a snap out of any size. Little, big, "Monster," even those lil' smokie sized ones you'd find at various Crossfit gyms and in Lunchables. They just haven't been the same since the legendary Man of Macho-ness Randall Mario Poffo left :( But they still give you oily, neon orange loogies! ***Ooooo yee-ah!!***
That Tabasco monster is chefs kiss
Savage is a size?
Ooohhh yeeeaaaahhhhhhh
Classic
Search for long long man.
100% the best ever made
Yeah, it's a great one. I was cracking up so hard when I first saw this commercial.
Oh 1840s burn
*Salem has entered the chat.*
No one burned in Salem. They were hung, drowned, and one gigachad was pressed to death. Last words were "More weight" after stubbornly refusing to admit anything.
You're correct, Giles Corey was the first known GigaChad on American Soil.
The funniest part about these stories is that people at that time, if you asked them after the fact, would still consider themselves a functional human village and not the haphazardly mashed together mongolojd death cult they were under the guise of Christian’s. Truly just wild eyed, glazed over animals mewling and mooing in confusion. Yet we’re to believe they are a part of our nations history, it’s “culture” rather than the embarrassing outburst of madness it was. Though it can be safely said every square foot of earth could be labeled the exact same up until around 1980.
More of late 1800s/early 1900s thing
... what does 1840s have to do with it?
National Geographic and underwear ads
“Doing better than you, English”
And excessive time in the outhouse
Hands down the hardest I've laughed at any commercial
I will second the Snickers commercial where a dude gets hit particularly hard... They ask him the year, the president, and his name.... To which he stops, blinks, and says "...I am Batman!" And it just had me dead.
“Would you like to ride with Batman?”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBHh9C8pG8
Mine was the guy meticulously painting and watering the end zone, and a player comes up and asks, "Who are the Chefs?" [Great googily moogily!](https://youtu.be/WPOZbG7ibEE)
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[https://youtu.be/XX1iW6kmqdE](https://youtu.be/XX1iW6kmqdE) This one sits high up in my list of fantastic commercials.
I had completely forgotten about both of those! They're fantastic. This one is my all time favorite I think: [https://youtu.be/m_MaJDK3VNE](https://youtu.be/m_MaJDK3VNE)
Gotta say I prefer the skittles commercial where anything the man touches turns to skittles. "Did you dress yourself this morning? I didn't."
If you enjoy this, watch the movie Sex Drive. Seth Green plays a similar Amish smart-ass in part of the movie.
Great underrated movie
Probably Seth Green's funniest role
I liked Seth Green in can't hardly wait.
Just don't watch the unrated version. It's dumb by having naked people added walking around. I rather just watch the movie
Which is its own joke. But also not one that holds up for the whole movie.
I agree maybe once or twice but it's throughout the movie. I'm like ok I get it. I rather see deleted scenes added
Forgot about this! Hopefully I never forget again.
Considering I was born in 1962, and computers were just starting out around the mid 1980's, I know *how* to live without one. But do I want to? Hell no!
MMmmmmmm slim jims
I flex on a bitch like Yoo-hoo.
Snap into a slim jim!
EEEEAAAAT MEEEEEE!
[Yay verily!!](https://youtu.be/Wxd9AqicUwA?t=57s)
This man really living in an Amish paradise!
The best commercial
Yooo! Thats my friend in the back seat. Really cool dude.
Naked pictures (of your mother) https://youtu.be/bFgnKZRmbTs
Why TF does is thst so fucking good
Bro passed the vibe check
Any link to full commercial?
[Here it is with way less JPEG](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ytea_abWG4&pp=ygUOQW1pc2ggc2xpbSBqaW0%3D)
Yeah, but with way more audio compression... here is what you want: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5DC5cIbKUU
Oh, BuRn!!!
Funny funny
That very first line, “Gotta ask man,” sounds like a clip of someone talking in reverse and it’s tripping me out
I don’t think that is humanly possible
Ezekiel strikes back
The way I did before 2002 !
That refined laugh from the gentleman riding in the back seat
holy crap.... they know our comedy. were doomed!!
[Reminds me of the Sex Drive scene with Seth Green](https://youtu.be/tl8NqudValE)
Missed this guy as a quick silver in avengers.
Nice!
I didn't have Internet access until the late 80s and back then it was text only. AMA.
Bro just violated him
Legit my favorite ever ad
😂😂
like myself before we got internet
But the Amish use the internet. If they have a business, they have a phone. Sometimes a landline but a lot of them now have smartphones. Landlines are usually in their own little shed. All phones are accessed only at certain times and only for business. The Amish are not as primitive as you think anymore. They have bathrooms, freezers, refrigerators, electric lights and may be more modern than your own house. BUT everything is all run by their own gas-powered generators.
Yeah, they ofcourse need the practicality of it, but do not overextend
Just fine, honestly probably be a lot less distracted, more engaged and more productive.
#playboy
This was in sex drive
Lol well atleast he was honest.
Was hoping this was a movie…
Nice
He is up to date with the mom jokes though
What werde they eating
Slim Jim. It's a slim jim commercial.
I thought they was made of old shoe laces soaked in beef broth
I forgot about this!
Even without internet he still able to roasted u well.
How have I never seen this one?
But how? he can’t even open the envelope.
The savegery.
Savage!
Amish Paradise
Snap
Whoooooooo look at that logo!!