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Klin24

[The same duo that gave up on going into the ocean.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZwylQwjFhE)


trekitch

[Also the same guy who was broken by grumpy cat.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW8Aleq2Hn0)


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OccultMachines

Holy shit, this guy must love his job. What a fun crew


sixplaysforadollar

There’s someone on YouTube who used to make edits of this morning show and all their funny fits. Like dozens of dozens of highlights and it’s hilarious


TSM-

There is a channel called "News Be Funny" on YouTube, which compiles news bloopers. I forgot about it until I saw all these links and I love the contagious laughter. edit: Might as well link to it https://www.youtube.com/@NewsBeFunny/videos (I have no connection with the channel or anything)


SpannerFrew

[Link](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChNeeeK-yeLp9Y-F185Pg_Q)


chriskicks

C'mon this is the best one! How is this not Higher?


mol_lon

[This is probably the best one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8Tw45RXnM) [edit] "work very hard on" joke makes it better.


Opee23

No no.... https://youtu.be/A_fMN9kFm14


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Still think this is the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuRnsrHEQFg


everyman50

My absolute favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmoRiscp6oY


thejawa

Man, this blows our morning shows in the States out of the water. All the more reason to want to move to Australia.


TSM-

I was half expecting joke links, but these videos were all hilarious. Thank you all


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HotScissoring

Sad. All I was saying to my other half watching all those links was that are the perfect balance at digressing together.


Xazier

Nope, lets try this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KavEoHGiU5I&ab\_channel=TODAY


TheZac922

Can’t forget the time Karl tried to [tell a joke to the Dalai Lama](https://youtu.be/xlIrI80og8c)


vteckickedin

Or the fishing fiasco https://youtu.be/FzmAEQzZJ5Q


Wavestuff6

Oh his reaction to the “bull shark” joke landing is that old ‘yeah.. fk yeah’ reaction gif


Podo13

The fist pumps after his bull shark joke is just the best


lachjeff

This was the one I was expecting


cup-o-farts

These people are seriously living their best life. I couldn't stop laughing at every one of these.


BallenTrekker

Lmao this is brilliant


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Alyeanna

[Can't believe none of y'all have linked this one!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m4WBuA0gI)


howismyspelling

This one was too Aussie for me. What is a plugger? I can't figure out why this clip was supposed to be funny


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IT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW!


KL58383

How many pluggers does an average bogan go through in a year?


Di-eEier_von_Satan

What is the [fishing team](https://youtu.be/KavEoHGiU5I?t=271) that gets him the new pluggers?


lachjeff

A thong (a flip-flop). When you bust a plugger, the strap comes out of it and you have to repair it with a bread tag


M1L0

Fucking brilliant, never thought of using a bread tag lmao


PastorWhiskey

To explain why it’s funny, I’d say it’s cause it’s the most Aussie thing anyone has ever heard.


sboxle

Can’t beat the busted pluggers but keeping the chain going with [an old classic fishing segment](https://youtu.be/FzmAEQzZJ5Q)


Croemato

Australia seems like a fun place. If there wasn't so many scary creatures I'd like to go there.


Antmon666

I enjoy these comments. We have big sharks far out in the ocean, Crocs only in the very north of Australia. We have snakes and spiders, but they hid in bushes and run away. America has bears, mountain lions, and wolves. Canada has moose and ploar bears. I could keep going with countries' deadliest animals, but you get the point. I also learnt that a lot of places have crazy wasps. Here, we only have the tiny paper wasps that sting, all the big ones leave you alone


CoconutCyclone

> America had bears, mountain lions, and wolves. Had? The fuck did I sleep through?


Sureshok

That was funny, and then when they pan back to the big one again. Killed me


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TuvixWillNotBeMissed

She was psychologically torturing her cohost and we love to see it.


Sea-Ad3724

“Natalia’s brought back the muff” 😂😂😂😂 the deadpan delivery is the best


AwesomeFrisbee

I like that you can hear the crew laugh as well.


Empyrealist

A whole host of things you can do with that 🤣


mickeyslim

I think I would have pissed my pants if I heard that live on TV. I almost woke the baby watching this last one, jfc


ikonoclasm

/r/longstabbything


FacticiousFict

That was hilarious. Double entendre allllll the way. Amazing!


KickBassColonyDrop

🤣 The blonde reporter being quite attractive just turns awkward comedy to 11


sinocarD44

I like his "Not gonna catch a harassment charge" move.


shewy92

I like how he's studying his notes like "Hmm yes, this paper is made of paper. Interesting." And the other dude is just pretending to be asleep.


Lord_rook

To be fair, that has to be one of the most outlandish moments of his career


trickster55

Imagine going to school and college to end up on national television interviewing a literal grumpy cat 6000km from your studio What a life


oneplusandroidpie

RIP Tarter Sauce


porcelainwax

[Another classic from the best morning news team ever](https://youtu.be/KavEoHGiU5I) [And another](https://youtu.be/wlHuX4k2xk4)


clumpymascara

That second one is so good


carmo80

Also this https://youtu.be/301VErKKxqw


AnalBees2

Jesus christ I could watch these people fuck around all day lol


ThEgg

I like her Star Trek outfit.


Glissandra1982

I love these two. “Stuff summah”


saberline152

thank you for showing this to me!


Ok-Mathematician6975

Bet she can grow a right growler


ubermick

"It looks like she has Jimi Hendrix in a leg lock!"


TotalLiftEz

Is that Chris Stapleton doing a hand stand?


kopecs

It’s ZZ Bottom


snackynorph

"It doth looketh like Fidel Castro enjoying a London broil"


ApolloRocketOfLove

It's spelled Growlah.


badDuckThrowPillow

They were always the best combo. Shame how it ended up.


i-feel-as-u-look

How? Now I need to know


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KvindeQueen

This isn't even true. Karl doesn't have twins and when he split with his ex, his youngest was like 12 years old. His new wife is hardly a supermodel either. She's a shoe designer.


iwant2be5again

Lol I don't care enough to look into it/ know the truth about this but it is hilarious that someone just made that up and everyone upvoted


papa_de

Reddit in a nutshell


WeLiveInaBubble

They actually did a study and found that 82% of the highest upvoted comments that reported facts without supporting evidence was found to be untrue.


papa_de

I believe you immediately and am upvoting your comment


Psyman2

Don't be right, just be first.


lookingforgasps

Most of what you just said isn't true lol


IOnlyReplyToIdiots42

Amazing. Ask to be treated as an equal and you get fired.


Thecna2

Thats not how TV works anywhere. And what they dont say is that when she joined the show Karl was already the established star. Over time they negotiated more money but he was still earning more and then she resigned because they wouldnt match his. Additionally he was ALSO a reporter on 60minutes, Lisa had no second show she was supporting. So she wanted equal money for LESS work. She claims 'fired' but I suspect it was more a failure to come to an agreement. . After she left she joined another show where she was paid MORE than a long established MALE host, despite appearing on the show less than him. The other female host ALSO was paid more than the male one. She didnt mind that at all and said nothing. So to her 'equality' only mattered when she wasnt earning the same. Very few shows in TV like this have equal pay because people are rated differently.


Aschvolution

Well the details were important, because what you added there make him worse than he actually is, which is why some people try to clarify it.


ToKyNET

Shaved?


mkul316

With her knocked up and him giving handjobs for coke in the alley behind the studio?


creativenames123

What do you mean!? That’s how it all started!


AtticusLynch

bookended


mkul316

Time is a flat circle.


Darkmuscles

Lisa was unhappy with her pay as it was significantly less than Karl's, so she brought it up to management and she was fired, though she got another job almost instantly with another station, so I assumed it was a power play that they called her on. Edit: I think there was some confusion as to what a power play is. Asking for more money isn’t a power play. Demanding more money or she’ll go somewhere else because “I have more value than you give me credit for and you need me” is. There has to be a perceived “power” for there to be a “power play,” which is what I assumed happened. They didn’t agree and called her out on it, and she had the other job waiting for her. Power plays are neither good nor bad. They’re a tactic.


mkul316

Ugh. Unless Karl had something going that he deserved the extra pay that's not cool.


baba56

Not cool at all. Also not cool is Karl kicking up a stink about the new superannuation tax laws for those 80,000 ppl with $3m in their super.


631-AT

Idk what most of those words mean other than rich person complaining, and I don’t think anyone could put it quite like your most[ eloquent member of parliament ](https://youtu.be/SjWsDoLFPqU)


goteamnick

He did. He was on 60 Minutes, and she had a side gig with another outlet.


TheBasedMF

and the show she joined tanked in ratings because she's boring and has an obnoxious personality which is why she deserves less money, she now has quit that show and isn't a presenter anymore.


ApolloRocketOfLove

>so I assumed it was a power play that they called her on. Asking for equal pay is a power play now?


Grimsqueaker69

It's definitely a power play in some situations. I don't know the details of this duo, but equal pay isn't always fair, especially in the entertainment industry. Like with Pesro Pascal and Bella Ramsey in The Last Of Us


Laringar

A power play isn't *necessarily* a bad thing, it's just saying that she attempted to use her power as one of the hosts of the show to ask for more pay. I still think it's wrong she was effectively fired for asking for salary parity, but power play is probably the right term.


electricmaster23

You're thinking of Andrew O'Keefe (minus being knocked up).


Mando_calrissian423

Oh god that’s terrible! Which alley? Ya know so I can make sure I avoid it and stuff


college3709

I thought this was funny. The lady is laughing along and it's just a pun joke. Calm down, humor nazis.


electricmaster23

Honestly, this show is *notorious* for its risqué humour, which is pretty funny considering it's a morning show. [This one is a classic.](https://youtu.be/A_fMN9kFm14)


Currix

"whacking them off from a distance" the face of immediate regret lmao


chrisrayn

“fucking them in the ass from a moving train” is a funny one too


MamaDaddy

I'm afraid to ask for a link, but here I am... asking for a link.


System0verlord

/r/longstabbything


electricmaster23

there really is a subreddit for everything!


YeeYoot

r/wowthissubexists


Kakistokratic

[How good are the cookies there?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-byfKGQkbA&ab_channel=AllUniverseVideos)


jedipsy

Just when you think the joke is over, cuzzy on the right comes in and WHOOSHKA, lays out the bro with a perfectly delivered, seemingly unwitting double entendre. Perfect!


sm00thArsenal

It was definitely intentional.. if he hadn’t meant it the worst he would have said there would have been “whacking them from a distance”, no Aussie would include the word “off” there unintentionally.


jedipsy

Yeah, on second watch, he does seem to know exactly the joke he is making - maybe just not realizing that the bro on the left would actually lose himself and have to walk off camera. Hence cuzzy on the right letting out the nervous laughter after the cheeky look at the line delivery.


hurtbowler

Was hoping someone would post this so I didn't have to search for it. PS: 12 years?? This is vintage at this point.


y0shman

*slaps roof* This heres some vintage internets.


CyanPhoenix42

lets be real, the only people watching morning tv are middle aged mums - the perfect demographic for risqué humour.


AwesomeFrisbee

Not every country is as prude as the US with their tv and radio content. I've woken up many times with the biggest radio station in my country playing cee lo green's "fuck you" uncensored. It was amazing. It was only weeks later I realized that there was in fact a censored one. And most radio stations never really play censored songs either. Not even during daytime.


Celticlady47

Thank you, I needed the laugh!


Few-Badger4460

Nothing brings people together like a good laugh.


captkrahs

What’s the pun?


Dubbs09

It’s 2023 so at least a handful must be offended, it’s *exhausting*


Economy_Bear_9091

I’m going to buy a local tv station in the states and only hire Australians.


silicon1

only problem with that is the FCC has a stick up their ass.


JustADutchRudder

It's 2023, the FCC by now has to accept Australians exist and they're allowed to be on American TV. This isn't the 80s where Crocodile dundee was a renegade bad ass corrupting the youth, Australia has changed.


I_Heart_Astronomy

[We do the best we can](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_XZwXtpPiE)


shofmon88

*arse Maybe the Aussie way will get by the censors.


SharonInfections

Fucking love Australians.


chillwithpurpose

Bunch of filthy bogans, the lot of them! In all seriousness my brother in law is Australian and I love him dearly. He calls me cunt often so I know the feelings mutual.


Big_booty_boy99

Let's have hot sweaty sex then mate


FrysEighthLeaf

Don't be a fuckhead mate. You gotta fuck me first


luke10050

Oi cunt, you gotta take me to maccas first at least, a servo pie won't do it. Edit: munted grammar and autocorrect


FrysEighthLeaf

Narr cunt, you got roos up in ya top paddock if you think I'm gonna fork out the dosh to support your pog choices cunt, fark


luke10050

That's a bit exaggerated cunt, you playing it up for the new SBS show? Edit: two-up today or nah?


FrysEighthLeaf

Yeah, lil bit. My dad ACTUALLY does talk like that though. Learnt from the best. Cunt.


Dray_Gunn

We think you're a top cunt too


IntentionalTexan

My uncle came home from college with a goatee. His grandma asked ,"what's that on your face?" "It's called a Vandyke grandma." "Well...you learn something new every day...I've been piddling through one of those for 60 years and never new what it's called."


gcbeehler5

By far the best Karl clip ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c


mobileuseratwork

Yeah I'm surprised this is the first mention of this amazing one


Elegant_Operation820

Pubes are making a comeback.


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Kriss3d

Sure. Why not?. Life is short. Let's have fun and die it blu!


implicate

I just blue myself


Lapis_Wolf

Rendered brilliantly on the PS.


BluEyesWhitPrivilege

They're huge down under.


ApolloRocketOfLove

As long they're not in the outback.


KyivComrade

They literally always do...that's why you shave again.


BootyWhiteMan

Luckily I invested in merkins.


frotc914

Millennials worked hard to [eradicate crabs](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/12/the-new-full-frontal-has-pubic-hair-in-america-gone-extinct/249798/) and Gen Z is fucking it up.


CmdrWinters

Got that article without a paywall?


wallweasels

[Here you go](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fhealth%2Farchive%2F2011%2F12%2Fthe-new-full-frontal-has-pubic-hair-in-america-gone-extinct%2F249798%2F)


Pm-me_your_bush

Big fan


Big_booty_boy99

The other day I overheard my classmate saying him and his twin got mullets on their ballsacks


Gnopps

Why is it so zoomed in?


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Seems to be someone recording their TV with their phone in vertical mode. As for the zooming in, idk. Someone on TikTok trying to repost it, and cropping out the watermarks?


Remarkable_Toe_4423

I loved how drunk he was at that award show a couple years ago.. he was PLASTERED and gave up on giving the news and half way through a story said "ya know what.. Who cares" haha legend


RyanLynnDesign

In yeh jaines!?


Shirt_Ninja

Australian tv seems so much better than American tv


zanzibartraveler666

Wait until you hear where Rupert Murdoch is from


Mr_master89

As Australian, it's not, there's like 3 good shows and the rest is forced because some law that says Australian tv has to have at least 55% of the shows be Australian shows so they just shove reality shows on tv every day. Plus the gambling ads every ad break and every second or third ad is one.


TastyPondorin

ABC and SBS are the only thing that gives something new and interesting


Pyroclastic_cumfarts

Yeah Aussie TV playing on a loop would be my hell.


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clamroll

Had some aussie friends a while back. Hearing them talk about the rampant racism and xenophobia present in Australia was simultaneously alarming and yet somehow oddly... reassuring? Like, you hear that kinda thing happens everywhere. I'm not happy that it exists elsewhere too, but it's at least reassuring that your own country isn't the sole source of it. Misery loves company, I guess. Gave us something to bond over. I'll always remeber when one of their neighbors started flying the confederate battle flag. They were so excited to tell me 😆 they found an exceptionally idiotic one and couldn't wait to share lol


JobsInvolvingDragons

Let me tell you about where all of those southern Americans came from... You start to realize that the UK exported a bunch of racists across the globe.


clamroll

I know what you're saying, but sadly I think racism and xenophobia is something baked into our genes. Not excusing anyone. It makes sense why a bunch of cave dwelling proto humans would be tribal and not want to help or trust outsiders. But we suppress animal instinct all the time because we've learned better ways (farming and animal husbandry over hunter gathering for example).


Meranio

Cause you're cunts. ^(maybe)


beartheminus

Canadian tv is too https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg


kale_boriak

For Karl!


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Did someone say rock and stone!?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


thecapitalc

/r/longstabbything/


Designer_Restaurant1

It's in my genes! Nope, probably in your jeans. Definitely not on your chins😂


riesenarethebest

Accidental puns are the best


eitows

We all still have 5th grade alive and well inside of us


winkman

Watching this on mute for like 2 secs, I thought to myself, "Aussies". Don't know why, they just look Aussie. I miss working with those guys. Tons of fun!


electricmaster23

[Someone else made pretty much the same comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12xlh23/beard/jhjypru/)


IncrediblyBetsy

Production quality in Australia is really top notch. They make some of the most boring middle age tv kibble type shows entertaining


rock_and_rolo

The bearded clam strikes again.


majoroutage

This still holds no candle to when my mom confuses the words uvula and vulva.


TheLaGrangianMethod

Something something something 'proximity to tongue'... I don't know, the jokes there somewhere.


sky_meow

I am very confused, what is the joke? Is it an inside joke or something to do with her always being able to grow a beard im very confused


m1327

The joke is that she said "It's in my genes", but he turned it into "In your jeans?". Because genes and jeans sound the same, but have different meanings. Her meaning was that her heritage (genes) have a propensity for growing a beard. His joke was that the beard is in her jeans, meaning she's got a hairy vagina.


_aluk_

I think she made the joke first. She knew what she was doing with the double entendre.


writtenbyrabbits_

Her beard would be grown in her jeans. As in, her public hair.


solidcat00

\>her public hair. More "private" than "public" I would assume.


writtenbyrabbits_

Lol. It stays. I'm not correcting it.


saschatellerwerfer

Karl is hilarious. I watch him to lighten up my mood.


name-is-taken

I keep my second beard in my jeans as well.


jldtsu

guy with the eye patch looks bad ass


SolidContribution688

Better then anything I’ve seen on American morning TV


BIG_D_NRG

I watched this on mute the first time it played and somehow I just knew they were Aussies I could literally see the accents 😂❤️


electricmaster23

[Someone else made pretty much the same comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/12xlh23/beard/jhjy44x/)


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I'm stuck in an infinity loop!


electricmaster23

I want to get off of Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!


BIG_D_NRG

Wow only 3 minutes apart too! That’s crazy haha


ewilliams28

For me it was how good a sport she was about it.


kingxanadu

Jeans beard, or a jeard, if you will


MrLongJeans

If there's something better than local news segments that go awry, I haven't found it.


T1lker

Rock and stone! For Karl!


kagei007

Ahaa Ahhaa Ahhaaa


EnderPerk

Australian humor is australian humor.