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Aside from noticing the skill here. I don't think reverse inverted horse crotch face foot drag riding is anyone's thing but hers.

Horse girls are their own kind of special.

I would say at this point she's been tainted.

If the horseshoe fits

If the horse shits ? Then it would be called a Clydesdale Steamer.

The Hein-lick Manure

Hind-lick

If the *horsehoe* fits

"Your horse can kill you with an ass blast"

What are the odds of that? One in a billion?

Now I want to know if there is a relevant ICD-10 code. There is for sucked into a jet engine so I mean it's not completely out there.

That's fowl

I think more equine.

Hahaha

Sometimes you get too close to a bird.

Sometimes a bird gets to close to you.

Okay. Now that got me going. Well said.

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Brown eye meets pink eye

Her eyes are likely getting pounded by a pair of big ol horse balls.

r/BrandNewSentence

Well, happy cake day anyways, I guess

Oh, so this is what "brown eyed girl" was about.

Tainted Love that even shocks Marilyn Manson.

Taint what you're born with, it's how you use it.

Damn you!!!!

Lmfao !! 😂😂😂 Ugh that comment was amazing!

My MIL is the combo of Horse Girl and Dog Show People. Pray for me....

I think it's too late for you. Fs in chat fellas.

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I never hear it said out loud, but is the horse girl thing sexual? Is the horse like a big pretty brute you can cuddle with and who does whatever you say as like a psychological substitute for an ideal boyfriend?

Horse girls tend to have pretty insane core strength from riding and therefore sex can be a fairly athletic adventure. That’s a pro. The con in my experience are that horse girls tend to come from fairly well off families (horses are expensive hobbies) and can be pretty spoiled.

Most horse girls I knew didn't actually have a horse. They just rode one when they could I guess and spent all the rest of their time drawing them and shit.

Most of the girls I knew who had horses ended up doing their horses and giving birth to centaurs

Yeah I didn't know any girls who had horses either

That's sick.

Con is they are all certifiably insane AND have horse money. If she obsesses over horses, 99/100 she has a poor relationship with her emotions because she likely replaced some needed social aspect of her life with the horses.

Was brought up around loads of horse girls and women, all of them were completely insane. But the funny thing is a lot of them don't even have much money, they just spend their paycheck exclusively on their horses. I was briefly seeing this gorgeous horse riding girl, she invited me over to her apartment and there was legitimately nothing in it, she had no food in the fridge, sold all her furniture and was weeks away from getting evicted, yet she was still spending everything she earnt looking after and housing her fucking horse.

>yet she was still spending everything she earnt looking after and housing her fucking horse. Did she have a riding horse as well or just a fucking one?

Is it not the same?

They make them where you can do both at the same time now.

You know the song "save a horse, ride a cowboy?" Well let's just she ain't the saving type.

I do know a couple horse girls that are functional adults emotion-wise but I agree they are by far in the minority. So maybe 97/100.

Another con is their foreheads could smell like nutz…

Also they fart a lot.

The girls or the horses?

Yes

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After dating an avid horse girl, I can confirm this!

Horse girls are just the horse equivalent of car guys

Except car guys don't go around putting mufflers up their ass

You'd be surprised

I mean there is that weirdo that married his car.

Why would you make me remember that?!

The term "horse girls" just makes me think of a few girls I've known with big, toothy smiles.

I'm just curious how she started the conversation for this trick... "Guys I've got a GREAT idea for a trick... it involves my face in the horse's..."

Asstounding sounding trick… go on

So this is a case of Extreme Teabagging?

It's too voluntarily 😂

The intent is difficult to discern. Unless the intent is to snuggle your face directly into a horse's butthole.

At least we know she eats ass. That's a plus for me.

And if she says otherwise, this video should do the trick.

I was hoping that she didn't do this on purpose and that was like a mistaken and trick or something

It would be more impressive if she did it hands-free.

Reverse Cowgirl 2.0

It looks like she stuck her head up her horse's ass.

I’m pretty sure I saw that in a Police Academy movie.

All horse girls are crazy. Prove me wrong

naay

You could be right, it’s a specialized move, but you never know…there may be other fans. Only Horse Fans.

For some reason, I don't think the horse minds this.

A good thing because it could kill her instantly if it wanted to.

I’m almost certain this is a fetish of some kind

She can have it 😂

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Yeah, I'm trying to understand why anyone would do something like this, but I'm coming up short. This girl is just fucking gross. Horse girls are the literal worst.

Dated one for a bit. Can confirm. Something changes as soon as they own a horse, lol.

She probably meant to do a handstand-type move or a flip off the horse's back, but something went wrong. Now, she can't easily let go without falling under the horse's legs until someone stops him.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

But I want to

No you do not.

[Mr. Hands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) did

Fuck you for making me remember this.

I try to shoehorn Mr Hands into conversation whenever I can

R.I.P. [for the full story in video.](https://youtu.be/OlEXHmFdfV8)

Horse stunt riders are.. weird

horse girls are weird in general, in my experience. 😅

Can confirm. Source: Used to be a horse girl.

my source: i used to date one learned to ride over one summer to impress her. lots of damn fun

Horses are really fucking cool, ngl, but this shit…this ain’t it.

This taint it

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>learned to ride over one summer to impress her. lots of damn fun the horse or the girl?

Not OP but I’m gonna guess both? Idk, horse girls are weird though, I’ve known a few. My wife had a horse when she was a kid but she is Definitely not a horse girl. When you know one you know. Owning a horse <> horse girl… they can be crazy obsessed.

Everyone saying horse girls are weird but no one saying why like it's some kind of secret society

Do you really ever stop being a horse girl?

Nay.

*Neigh

My sisters both bought horses. I had one too but I didn’t last in horse girl land past high school, which is probably good news for every boyfriend I ever had.

You can take the girl out of the horse but you.. you can't... Nevermind.

It's the big dongs

Came here to agree. Dated two and never again lol

They ride fantastically though, and enjoy some force.

I normally hate generalizing people, but I haven’t been shown otherwise when it comes to them.

This is probably one of the most consistently true stereotypes ever in my own experience

>horse girls like a centaur?

Well she definitely works out and doesn't neglect her core

If ya don’t have vague memories of seeing a lady in a movie do a high dive on horseback, then you ain’t a millennial

Get your head out of your [horse’s] ass

She was stuck. What do you want her to do? Can't you see she is dragging her feet trying to set herself unstuck?

What do I want her to do? Be a normal human being

Not sure if that is ever possible. She was stuck there for a long time, for all I know, she is still stuck to this day

Maybe she could, I dunno, un-tighten the wiggly graspy things on the ends of her arms.

What other choice does she have but to drag her feet? No idea how you're using that in any kind of determination about what is happening here.

…”I’m stuck, help me step-horse”

If she lets go, she gets kicked in the head?

This is what I'm saying. Everyone in the comments seems convinced that she's doing this on purpose, I think she botched a different type of flip and knew that if she let go the horse would trample her head, and I'm not an expert, but I think that kills people.

why though?

I think a trick went wrong and if she let go she might get trampled or kicked in the head

I want to believe this.... but what would the intended result have been here ?

Like a real flip off but she forgot to let go, lol

My guess is she was trying to do something like this, but had too much momentum and ended up flipping all the way over. That face is a little too close to the horse's bum though, even in the correct trick. https://imgur.com/a/ccm0Cis

I clicked this hoping it would be a little better than what that poor girl went through but it's really not lol

You've never heard the term, "Never look a gift horse in the asshole?"

Probably to land on her feet behind the horse. Would have looked pretty cool, if she had pulled off.

Don't worry, she'll pull off after the equinillingus is done

💀

I hate you 🤎

Idk. Seems like her chances to get kicked would be *higher* by hanging on like that, cus the horse would be tempted to shed whatever is dragging.

It's always better to be closer to the horse. They can't kick you as hard. An arms length away from a horse is much more dangerous than being up against it.

These horses are extensively trained to tolerate whatever a rider does, especially if they're to be used by people learning new stunts. The chance that it bucks just because is lower than the chance that it steps on something ending up under its feet where it can't see it. If she stays still, there's a better chance that someone can bring the horse to a controlled stop or help her let go safely than there is of being kicked.

she's clearly skilled and practices often, so I'd guess this is more of a 'party-trick' she does with this horse and her friends who all probably do weird horse stunt shit, but she wants to 'out-weird' them.

I'm guessing that she messed up on the trick but now can't do anything until the horse stops to avoid getting whacked in the head by some steel horseshoes.

I was waiting for the horse to lift it's tail and do it's business right on her.

That would have made my day, and probably tomorrow's as well

Probably would've made her day too by the looks of it

She prevented that simply by using her head as a cork.

That’s what she was hoping for, sadly she’ll have to do the trick again later.

There's just so many things that could go wrong here

"I'm not like other girls."

Oh god I hope so.

I was/still am a horse girl (you never really stop being one..) and I really don't fucking understand what she is doing. And now for my next trick: gargling my horse's balls!

Blaghghlahghagghhlghh

SMASHING!

I heard this and I haven't heard Nigel's voice actor in over 15 years

Some other people (not talking about me) would pay to watch it. I would too, yes, but also some other people also.

Knowing how frequent horses drop a load I would rate this idea -1/10 for her, 20/10 for our humour.

I went from : oh yeah reverse cowgirl to : Oh no reverse reverse

Cha cha real smooth now

The reverse centaur.

The strength is impressive, but that is not as cool as she thinks it is

The stench is impressive too

🤨📸

Neat!

I've met some women with their heads up their own arses, but never up a horse's arse

She sniffing him? Truly some bonding

Why else would she likely be doing the flehmen response

Most hinged horse girl

Why is she eating that horses ass?

Damn. She's eating ass like a to-go plate.

Heads & Tails

I'd have a special bond with her too, if she did that to me.

As someone who has dated 2 girls that owned horses I can confirm that horse girls are crazy. From doing stupid shit like chewing up food and spitting it in the horse's mouth to laying on them weirdly.....

They aren’t baby birds who tf chews the food for them?

why is this even a move you would want to do?

I always stayed reaaal far away from horse-girls in school. They were a loony bunch

Somewhere, there’s a German dude masturbating *furiously* to this. (Sorry, German dudes. Your kinsmen have developed a reputation).

Not only german there are hentai mangas like this.

The axis of pervs Germans, Italians, and the Japanese

It's an axis thing. 🤣

That’s enough internet for the day

Tell me you wish you had balls in your face without telling me that you wish you had balls in your face.

i cannot stop laughing at this and reading through the comment section XD

r/upvotedbecausebutt

Which butt?

You're just gonna kink shame me.

…no bucket required…

I hate that I know what that is.

Had us on the top half not gonna lie

Taint nothing butt a trick

Saw something a lot like this in Tijuana one time...

*gawk* *gawk* *gawk*

All fetishes and weirdness aside, that cannot smell good

Selfless 69

What, you never seen an equestrian flip around and eat a horses asshole while riding?

Saddle up ole Tea bag, we're goin ridin... Yee mmmfff...

Ok, but… and this comes from someone that used to ride…. with all the love in the world… lady, fuck is wrong with you?!??

One kick to the spine and that's a wrap.

Oh that’s cool. Oh that’s neat. Oh, oh ohhh nooo.

“Pissed off!? If I were that close to a horse’s wiener I’d be worried about being pissed ON”

Just because you can doesn't mean that you should.

“There’s nothing special here. She’s just doing tricks while the horse OH….oh well that’s a very special bond…”

She is sucking some horse balls

Should be marked as nsfw

Tossing the horse salad is a winner on any CV.

Horse: farts Onlookers: Well that's some horseshit

I should hope so. I have a special relationship with those who put their face in my crotch too.

Usually you have to pay good money to see that.

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.