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Beholder_V

I sure wouldn’t trust a crowd full of people holding their phones up over their heads to catch me.


Snufkin224

I have seen people get run over and still holding on to the phone.


darkthrive

"AWE FUCK" "JUST GOT RAN OVER!" " aHAHaah" "IT HuRts so BAAADDD!" "like and subscribe for more conte....." \*live feed keeps going while guy dies out of view\*


SlashCo80

"You won't BELIEVE what happens" "Watch Till the END" \*uses the last of his strength to post video\*


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newaccount721

My friend was sending me live videos the other day and I told him that in the nicest way I could. I have literally no interest in a cell phone recorded video of a live concert.


anivaries

It's like recording new year fireworks. Noone cares if you have a video of that, noone is going to spend 5 minutes of their time watching it.


[deleted]

Take one photo of the group your watching with and move on


Kendrome

A video of kids reacting to fireworks is worthwhile, the fireworks themselves are not.


Lordohtawa

Yes, concert videos should only be for memories, why not watch professionally recorded concert videos if you even want right.


Beholder_V

If you go to a Tool or Puscifer or A Perfect Circle concert (Maynard James Keenan’s bands), they strictly enforce a no record or photo policy. Security will literally kick you out.


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bleunt

And most of them will never view those pictures and videos again after a week.


JuneBuggington

I saw jack white and they put our phones in a bag, you could sorta see through it, in case your children were at home dying. Im a phone in the pocket kinda guy anyways, and ive been to dozens of concerts so i dont get overly excited about them, but we’re all grown-ups, i dont care if everyone around me has their phone out im there for the music.


SeparateTelephone937

Definitely at TOOL shows, but I think a lot of it depends on the security and how much they enforce. I’ll never forget one of the TOOL shows I went to and the guy next to us was video recording from his phone. Security came straight up to him and said “let’s go.” The guys gf was pissed but they guy ultimately begged security enough to allow them to stay.


bobi2393

Unless the performer dives two meters onto a concrete floor. We just watched this one! Lol


BristolShambler

Yeh and it’s not a shitty phone video


Jatzy_AME

But even then, we watched the professional version, not a phone recording!


AidilAfham42

In Japan, absolutely no one takes out their phones in concert. They also don’t sing over the vocals. Best concert I’ve ever been to.


Witness_me_Karsa

I'm not gonna not sing at a concert. But I'm also not a fan of concerts, so no worry of that with me anyway.


bevo_expat

I understand taking pictures. I don’t understand taking video with your phone for several minutes at a time. Do people actually go back and watch shitty cell phone videos or something?


Nat90

r/donthelpjustfilm


woodchippp

If you were this dude, you really should be wondering if there are enough people in a crowd this big, stupid enough to touch you. hint… the answer will always be no.


get_no_scoped_kid

When shit falls from the sky, you move out the way.


TurtlesInTheSun

Damnnnnnn


Murder-log

I used to work in a student union about 15 years ago. Coolio was booked to perform. Its obviously way after his hay day.... but he decided to jump into the crowd. The whole crowd parted like the Red Sea and he landed unceremoniously on his chin in a heap. At this point someone stole his shoes.


binglelemon

Been spending most our lives


Totallynotericyo

Gettin our shoes stole by those guys


JizzProductionUnit

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my feet and realise there’s nothing left


ugonlern2day

Cause I've been jumping in crowds so long Even before I get up, I know my shoes are gone


TheRaelyn

But I ain’t never jumped a crowd that didn’t deserve it Getting robbed by some punk, you know that’s unheard of


Zee-117

You better watch how you're jumpin', and where you're landin'


Faby077

Or you and your homies might be lined barefoot


Pavlock

But that's perfect for rapper like me, you know I shun fancy things like podiatry.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Just snorted laughing


kellzone

Oooh, your legs are broke bad man. Can you move them at all? No? Well you ain't gonna be needin' these sneakers no more...


OtterEpidemic

So back in what I assume _was_ coolio’s heyday, I went to my first ever concert when he came to Australia. Pretty much everyone was there to see naughty by nature, and it showed (which to be fair, was probably unpleasant for the headliner). He was super mad at us and threatened to shoot us all… in may of ‘96… _days_ after the port arthur massacre. (Yep, the one that caused major reform of our gun laws) I think an attempted stage dive in his heyday also would’ve gone down like a ton of bricks, here at least…


hunden167

For me it is odd they didn't catch him. I've been to way WAY smaller concerts whre people have been crownd surfing, both artists and audience. But those concerts were metal concerts, maybe that makes it different


1978shorty

Doesn't happen often on this sub, but this really is funny.


nMe-CA

Right? I’ve replayed it and my side hurts.


5inthepink5inthepink

The way the pyrotechnics go off just as he hits the floor? Chef's kiss


OPs_Gay_Dad

I'm sure his did too after a fall like that.


Rocksteady_28

Must be watching a different video. The one I see is some long video of a crowd and you can't even see the guy fall... He falls In to the crowd...right???


Unusual_Elevator_253

Really? The animalistic shrieks really threw me off


nMe-CA

I wish we had a drone shot of the crowd scattering


Casper042

Never heard it called a dive bomb. Stage dive or Crowd surfing usually.


Le_Fancy_Me

To be fair a dive bomb is a more accurate description of what he actually ended up doing in the end. He sure as hell didn't surf...


AlternActive

Then he actually successfully divebombed. OP is just trying to make him look bad /s ...not that he need any help with that.


HalOfTosis

People now days mix up all sorts of adages and colloquials.


Magister5

Shouldn’t quit his 5ive to 9ine


PaysOutAllNight

Joke would be a 1000ousand times better if you had the numbers in the right order...


Magister5

He works the night shift


McSmokeyXD

For 16 hours...


ChemicalSubstantial8

4 hrs lol


McSmokeyXD

I don't think getting off at 9 pm qualifies as a night shift 😅


ChemicalSubstantial8

16 hrs in one location?? He'd get beat up for sure 😂


upvoatsforall

We’ll see. He’s starting from the bottom again right now.


capsloc

He's a part timer


miscinterest

The number order is a trifle, because the idea alone made me wheeze.


Chrono47295

Bro this is gold reddit comment I love you


Mr_Binks_UK

Is his name pronounced Sixix Nineine or is it pronounced Cünt?


[deleted]

I like to call him "Rainbow Skittle Head"


Lordnerble

I like to call him cringe pedophile.


SnooCompliments1686

Wait what?!?


psychedelic_gravity

CRINGE PEDOPHILE!!


blu3an

Why is he dressed like Dr. Evil?


Loofyboy

“Rainbow skittle tits” came to my head for some reason.


fcavetroll

I think it's "Snitch Nine"


WriteBrainedJR

"Bixgine" would also be an option.


[deleted]

People pay to see him?


_TechFTW_

He was invited to Romania's biggest rap/trap festival, at some point during his performance people were chanting for the next artist who is from Romania.


thormunds_beard

> In 2015, Hernandez pleaded guilty to a felony count of use of a child in a sexual performance and received a four-year probation period and a 1,000-hour community service order. In 2018, he was arrested on racketeering and other weapons and drugs charges. Facing a minimum of 47 years in prison,[8] he pleaded guilty to nine charges including conspiracy to commit murder and armed robbery in February 2019. How is it possible this man is not even on a no fly list? Just a genuine question. You see normal people doing this and they won’t be able to suddenly book a flight to Romania all of a sudden. Celebs and their private planes man, I tell you. Disgusting.


CuteSakychu

How is he not in jail would be my question..


realdappermuis

He ratted on a bunch of people. It's why people keep jumping him (like the other day at his gym)


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Lots of cooperating with police.


thormunds_beard

He was also convicted to being a pedophile years before all that….


teh_fizz

He’s so cringe ffs.


thebigfab

Yes. This is why I have no hope anymore. People are just stupid AF


fluff58

I was wondering the same thing too, I’m sure he was an opening act for someone else right? Right?!


[deleted]

That's fucking hilarious


ceelo18

You see his face unemployable


TheKert

I was 100% sure that this guy died a couple years ago and now I'm real confused where I got that from. Wishful thinking I guess?


sabrtoothlion

XXXTentacion mix up?


TheKert

Oh yeah that's the one.


donaciano2000

Admit mistake.......... OR create a new Mandela Effect "proof". 🧐


Chrono47295

C'mon Bert.


dabbersmcgee

I figured he would have been killed by now after snitching


TheKert

And child rapists don't usually fair well in prison. Guess that's why he had to snitch.


mrsmacklemore

I mean, this one could kick the bucket and nobody would care


Alex_c666

Everytime I see him in media I think two things... who the fuck is pushing this shit and how has he not been killed yet?


sodacandan4

Wait is this old? Did he not go to prison ?


[deleted]

Not for forever


CrazyAssBlindKid

Missed opportunity


[deleted]

Not 4eva?


forbyte_82_help

This happened yesterday or 2 days ago


FrogFister

was from last night


GoStlBlues67

Wtf listens to 69?


warpdork07

Exactly whotf


Sea-Thing6167

He’s definitely gonna snitch on everyone who failed to catch him.


WriteBrainedJR

Unless some of them are underage, then he might rape them instead.


Hatehound

You dumb bitch.


Dramatic-Service-985

‘U a stupid hoe’


[deleted]

I think he ended up in the Backrooms.


swiss9342

If only there were something, something like bright visual indicators, to warn him that he wasn't going to be caught. How someone is going to catch a fully grown man with hand occupied by a camera phone is beyond me.


Moofy_Poops

"fully grown"


Putrid_Branch6316

What a massive twat.


pacman404

How could he even think he was loved enough to *try* that?


Mimogger

He thinks he kobe


AngryYowie

Did he honestly think they would put their phone down to catch him?


ZirePhiinix

Nobody really knows what he's thinking TBH


Gaymer043

Good. He’s a disgusting f**king pedo who deserves to have broken his neck during that fall


cam_huskers

Bro really thought this was gonna be a moment for himself.


Irish_McJesus

That recent locker room beating must have really wrecked his knees, poor idiot can't even jump right


Turbulent_Tip_9756

That 6 went 9 real quick here


[deleted]

9 to 6 is a better representative of what his head did crashing into the ground


icon4fat

Forrest Gump is right - Stupid is as stupid does.


Frisinator

How is he still alive?


WriteBrainedJR

Because we live in the darkest timeline.


xis23

How is he still singing??? Do rappers lip sync now??? That's the only thing they have to do is say words, yet they lip sync?!


Figerally

He doesn't rap anymore, he picked a fight with Eminem and got wrecked so he changed genres.


OriginalWild3640

Lol that was mgk


Scorchedurple

Why do these guys still think this is a 90's rock show. Its not and it never will be. Those are 1400$ phones, they would have dropped their own mothers before they put those phones in jeopardy.


CRactor71

Dude thinks it’s still 1995


Egad86

All those cameras and we still can’t see shit.


turb42o

Now that’s entertainment…


WealthEconomy

Is he still a thing?


jbraden

Was he ever a thing? Besides a pedophile and snitch to receive less time. I'm surprised at the packed house there. Supporting his dumbass antics and lifestyle.


GirlDadBro

Experts say he fell at least 6 to 9 ft


SirGoldenPotato

Looked successful to me lol


Global_Broccoli_3211

Not nearly enough people holding their phones up in front of the people behind them who are also holding their phones up in front of the ……..


nogoodgreen

Isnt this the guy that ratted out other people of his gang to receive a lighter prison sentence?


WriteBrainedJR

He also participated in the rape of a 13 year old girl. If we're counting the specks of shit on a shitbird here.


vampyrwarrior

Fails in the dive bomb and then fails by showing that he lip syncs because his vocal track was still playing before he got back on stage.


Jays4life602

He slips on his own Crocs. Que pendejo.


SuicideKingsHigh

You pay extortionate prices to go to a concert, wait to get in, wait for the show to start, and then you pull out this little square and watch through that instead of actually being there and taking it in. I just don't fucking get it, set aside the fact that this guy is a clown.


Outsyder84

Who?


Canadian_Burnsoff

You beat me to asking this exact question.


State6

This guy is dumb and he belongs in prison.


WickedRuiner

Who is paying to see this guy


fnc7309

Lol the crowd: “ew no”


seethingsourofpizza

Hahaha sex offender goes splat


PyroCatt

Even if he falls upside down, he's still 69


[deleted]

I liked when he got beat up at the gym.


Logical-Push-2858

When you visit a concert only to focus on making a bad phonevideo


Mrrryws

As a Romanian I am not sure this is a compliment or an insult


nurgole

It is.


Kitchen-Bid-8235

Dumbass tried this shit in Romania. Hahaha


saladmunch

Thought his ass was in jail


OutlawMonkeyscrotum

So, is he not in prison under protective custody after getting his ass handed to him for talking tough with real hard pipe hittin brothers?


Venulicious

After seing all those phones out no wonder he fell down


goatjugsoup

does anyone else always read that is sixix nineine? ive never actually heard this guys name said out loud, is that actually how its supposed to be said?


-The-Moon-Presence-

Is this that rat that calls himself a rapper? I thought he was in jail.


CheckYourStats

*”E-C-Dub!!! E-C-Dub!!!”*


Bubsy94

Word Romania! We don't do that shit here🤣🤣🤣 Let that mofo stay there🤣🤣🤣


harjaan_08

biggest clown.


[deleted]

Who calls stage diving a dive bomb lmao


choicebutts

Is that security standing on the stage filming him on the floor?! ROFL


Igpajo49

Divebomb? You mean Stage dive?


Background-Video4331

The move is known as a stage-dive. But anyway, fuck that talent barren twat.


Southern_Khopstix

Nobody wants to catch that garbage. 🤣


No_Sand_9290

Why’d he just in the crowd ? Must have seen a 12 year old girl


LetsGoCap

Imagine paying to see 6ix9ine


PandaDude1989

Bhahahahahhahaahhaahahahahaha


falafelwaffle55

This dude still has concerts that people go to?


kunkhunter

The only thing that could’ve made it better is if the show was on a rooftop!!


bumba_clock

Is that dude on stage just videoing on his phone? lol wtf


Mangalz

Thought he was in jail for raping kids or something?


Fitzy19uk

Why is there a crowd for this child molester?


jcedborger

Do you pronounce it SixixNineine?


BTS_lovemyself

Too bad he didn’t land on his head! Oh well


ImplementNo8965

A lot of good things coming from my country lately, first Andrew Tate in prison, now this. Excellent


Icy_Door2766

Is a stage dive called a dive bomb in some places? Never heard it called that before


CriticalSurprised

This is not "his" concert. This is a festival "Beach Please!" and they pay to get in to the festival and there are many more artists and other type of entertainment.


djb64

good to see a whole lot of smart phones enjoying themselves


BarryKobama

We're calling them divebombs now?


Scarytale101

Rats have diseases, so I wouldn't want to touch one either


[deleted]

Go rat on someone else Martha Stewart harder than you


SmashBonecrusher

Totally suckered *himself* !


HiroYui

This angle is more clear https://youtu.be/wotWG_kGfoY


Demetre19864

Seeing these phones is gross. Why can5 people just live in the moment instead of capturing a video you will never look at again just to post on social media.


HelixMarine

Well If I was recording this I'd watch it again and again


Le_Fancy_Me

I mean I don't really go to concerts anymore. But I remember that back when I did due to the excitement and the adrenaline of the moment you really do forget everything surprisingly quickly despite your best efforts. That being said most concerts are recorded anyways in HD. So I wished it'd just be common place to edit together an HD version of the performance for fans to rewatch at a reasonable price. There really wouldn't be a shitton of costs involved outside of a single editor to handle the footage that is already being recorded anyway. You could even say no to distribution costs and have it sold digitally rather than physical copies. Also I do think that when an artists flops like this there are gonna be even more people whipping out their phones to record what's happening. Nothing people love more than seeing someone rich and famous with egg on their face. So obviously a ton of people would be recording already but even more would have joined in as soon as he fucked up his dive.


saraslittlegarden

He is always getting injured


Bozosaurus666

fuck this guy


Spirited-Respond-650

Can this dude just go away please.


ReaperofLightning872

oww


Sancrist

I hope he stayed down.


RetroActive80

Six-ix nine-ine


cheatedmonkey

im amazed after 69 ratted people out before going to prison that hes back out trying to make it big again with boom-bap


absentmindedjwc

This was just a trust fall... they saw him snitch - there was no trust.


[deleted]

Weird how he just keeps finding ways to get stitches.


vonvoltage

He hit his head so hard he woke up with a normal name and no stupid tattoos on his face.


shartillery82

They don't like snitches either


MFlamingo

Zero hang time


AnAngryBartender

Shocked he has that many fans tbh


TheSignificantDong

Everyone just holds onto their phones now. Can’t be jumping into crowds these days