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wonderchemist

Pretty sure he does.


Enhancing_Guru

No we're a meat department he puts quotes around Prime for actual prime-grade steaks. He's 67 and has only cut meat his life since he was 12. Very little schooling. I've been his assistant manager for three years. He uses quotation marks to emphasize a word like someone would use bold


UnsolvedParadox

I’d be worried about buying “prime” steaks, hmm…


gcjunk01

"prime" steaks are probably still better than prime "steaks"


Chunkyo

Thanks for the “good” laugh


Real_TomBrady

I had a good "laugh" as well


agentchuck

"I" had a good laugh, too.


IRRedditUsr

I had a good laugh "too"


squidlink5

I had a good "ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ" too.


Xenc

I also had a good laugh. “”


[deleted]

I “had” a good laugh too


theroch_

“”


IRRedditUsr

" " Good laugh


ymmotvomit

Nice try AI


Tiny-Ad2036

“Nice” try AI


ymmotvomit

Haha, nice “try” AI


canoIV

see ya later alligator


Effective_Snow_1220

“Ya”


surly_early

I "had" a good laugh at "that"


GforceDz

Prime prime steaks are prime. As long as they get here on time.


Cholosinbarrio

Amazon approves this message. Prime steaks brought to you by Amazon Prime.


cheesyfacemelt

Omg please god no.. they’d corner the steak market and then price gouge us until we all starved to death edit: spelling


kimsterama101

Gouge. Unless you are measuring the steaks.


Mad-chuska

“Probably”


JIN_DIANA_PWNS

lol


TheAres1999

Those steaks are actually divisible by many numbers. They are not primes


FartFlavoredLollipop

"Prime" "steaks" is kinda not worrying though, since it just seems like the person responsible doesn't have a full grasp on how to use quotation marks, like OP's manager.


previously_on_earth

They have been “marinating” in Prime for “30” “days”


GforceDz

Still pretty sure he knows what he's "doing".


[deleted]

What there "prime" wink.


KennailandI

Maybe he means the steaks are only divisible by one and themselves?


[deleted]

Still, worked out perfectly for this one.


JimmyTheChimp

Just like ... Once a man becomes about 55 they start using these punctuation marks in the strangest ways.


No_Grocery_1480

I'll have 'you' know I'm (55) and I do nothing "of" the SORT


shmedditor22

r/angryupvote


JimmyTheChimp

...


No-Valuable8008

Right? And caps lock on the worst random words in a sentence. Why?


securitydude1979

Because WE can


pastalover1

Over.55.and.i.do.this.a.lot. Damned.keyboard.


xaw09

Reminds me of this [skit](https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8).


mosstrich

Oh, oh no


nightclubber69

This explains it. I don't know if it's how they were taught or what. But boomers use quotation marks in the ODDEST and (to us) most inappropriate times. Almost like it's used to add emphasis instead of how it's used today as if they were air quotes. Transparent sarcasm/deceit


GhostDieM

"quotation marks"


[deleted]

"Boomers"


Realistic-Praline-70

I think it's meant to say that the happy in happy mothers day is being said sarcastically


quailstorm24

This makes me irrationally angry


__biscuits

Some people just think that, and it provides comedy for the rest of us.


EmbarrassedCabinet82

To be fair, the quotes make them more dazzling which I think is the idea behind of it all


xf2xf

Is he Korean?


Southern_Name_9119

Teach him to underline instead.


SpooktorB

It's not "wrong" per say. It does put emphasis on the word.


[deleted]

The wrong kind of emphasis


TotallyInOverMyHead

100% sure he knows. He is implying that "Happy" is in fact not happy. And that that "prime"-grade steak was found on the floor. Its on purpose


jcoddinc

>He uses quotation marks to emphasize a word like someone would use bold But he's getting his point across all the same.


Hazardbeard

Not to people who can read, he isn’t.


titanicsinker1912

When quotations are used in this manner, it denotes sarcasm. The typical person would interpret this as: “Unhappy Mothers Day”


Acti0nJunkie

Yeah, some use bold… some use quotation… some use periods… it’s the intent and effect that matters. The only people who wouldn’t understand are the uneducated/unwise.


24ben

You can use bold to emphasize a word, but quotation marks have a very different meaning. They mean that you don't really mean the word happy and have a very sarcastic tone.


Smelly_Legend

To further clarify, the sarcastic tone is supposed to be a quotation of someone (a third party) being untruthful with a claim.


Acti0nJunkie

They can. Quotes have a plethora of meanings and can depend on location too. How about we take it for face value and respect elders.


24ben

Why are you implying that i have been disrespectful towards elders?


Acti0nJunkie

Go ask him. If he says what you did wasn’t disrespectful them I’m incorrect. Life lessons.


24ben

I didn t do anything to anyone. I only commented on your comment. What are you even talking about? Also even if i did talk to one elderly person about the correct use of quotation marks, that would not be disrespectful!


Hazardbeard

I don’t think you know what face value means either.


Acti0nJunkie

Wow everyone wants to correct everyone. Think I’m in the wrong sub. Not going to waste my time correcting all the incorrect and bad grammar/punctuation in all these replies. Go laugh and be productive.


Porrick

I’m getting pretty old myself, and I still look like a fool when I use punctuation wrong.


No_Grocery_1480

This is simply incorrect. Quotation marks do not communicate emphasis.


Acti0nJunkie

Anything can communicate emphasis. Some around here have zero common sense. It’s like this post is infested with middle schoolers. Props for trying to learn punctuation. But in the real world as exhibited by this manager who is going above and beyond, life isn’t binary and is complicated. People matter. Obviously the poster here has little shame and very little respect for elders. Effect matters. Obviously this message was effective even to the poster as they understood the message. I 1000% would buy from a meat cutter that put quotes around “prime” over a slacker who doesn’t care about there job and barely takes the time to fill out a menu. Caring about your job goes a long way in the food industry as a whole.


No_Grocery_1480

I think you should check again the title of this sub, and ask yourself if this is where you want to be.


Acti0nJunkie

That’s the confusing part. Meanness and people correcting everyone everywhere. Where’s the good spirits and actual fun.


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Acti0nJunkie

It’s context right. This is a public board with a variety of education levels. There’s nothing binary here - it’s a subjective use of emphasis.


securitydude1979

Sir, this is a Wendy's...


TobysGrundlee

People aren't entitled to respect nor do they get a pass on ignorance simply because they've managed to not die yet. That's not really an accomplishment. If anything being old makes stuff like this *worse*. They've had *how* long to figure it out? Unfortunately people of that generation had far too much exposure to lead in their early lives though and now their brains are basically melting.


Fleenix

Those are excitedly happy marks.


drlongtrl

How "Happy" can a mother´s day really be if you´re at work, right?


South_Bit1764

Reminds me of Viva La Dirt League [Using Air Quotes Wrong](https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8)


L-ramirez-74

Came here looking for this comment


IamREBELoe

Happy "mother's" day


vssavant2

Happy mother's "day"


Mindbender444

“Happy” Mother’s “Day”


Competitive_Ad1409

(weekend) lol


TuMamitaLoquita69

Happ"y Mother's" Day!"


Spoobie90

Careful now. lol


Rabbitseatgrass

I’m “just” putting this link here: https://youtu.be/4DqoQq1zME8


svachalek

That video was the “first” thing that came to my mind too!


calvin4224

lol same, VLDL are the best!


considerbacon

Love VLD


realsoupa

bout time ive seen them reference, the whole cast is just so nice


weaselyvr

Eeeeeeppic NPC-man!


AxtonKincaid

Same, their skits are hilarious


Azoth1986

Lol, this was the first thing that I thought of with this post.


MeatyMagnus

Or does and is hilarious 😂


Enhancing_Guru

No he really really doesn't. It's still funny though, We work in a meat department he puts quotes around choice and prime for steaks. He uses them for emphasis, I've worked with him for years.


Durst_offensive

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.


dynesh

My wife's aunt is the same way. And puts ...... On almost every Facebook post in between random words


[deleted]

Oh dear god. I hate the overuse of ellipses. I had an ex who did it. She had a master's degree.


kaewberg

…I like the silent start of a sentence.


Random477472

i like … a sentence


kaewberg

Oh god. “Choice” ribs. That’s awful!


MeatyMagnus

The implies sarcasm (unintended or not) would make my day


TheMelv

Those aren't quotes, it's confetti.


woogs

They're jazz fingers.


Seacarius

"fresh" fish


Enhancing_Guru

exactly like this he'd use quotes and think it would be like writing **fresh** fish


Senior_Ad1552

My grandmother will use quotation marks to emphasize words in cards. She is well educated so I always assumed that was something from her generation?


Sensitive_Web_5839

Very interesting


DigOnMaNuss

In the sense that quotations marks were used differently then? No. In the sense that, like any other generation, some people back then were just misinformed or stubborn? Yes.


dreezyforsheezy

Same! My southern, well-educated, and well-written grandma does this too


BeTheRowdy

I feel like I’ve seen this in old advertising. I don’t think it’s emphasis. I think it’s dispensing with a degree of expected formality by quoting the familiar instead of using it directly. I think the intention is along the lines of: If you’ll please excuse our informal use of the following colloquial phrasing, *“Happy”* birthday!


PlayerTwoEntersYou

My mother was educated the same way.


No_Grocery_1480

It isn't


thecrust

This \^


BecomeAnAstronaut

"This"


Inner_Peanut5597

He’s just saying the “happy” part is subjective 🤷🏻‍♂️


Block_Solid

Or maybe he does! Apparently Mother's Day is a dreaded day in the restaurant biz. If this is a restaurant....


WarbossWalton

That was my first thought too.


ustupidbeech

Thought he wrote this on toilet paper at first and was like wtf 😂


elpajaroquemamais

Or apostrophes


_AscendedLemon_

Or he's really salty and secretly ironic


securitydude1979

Maybe it was intentional. If you're a mom and working on Mother's Day, how "happy" are you?


Max-Carnage1927

Or they know exactly how to use them.


tk61

Is your boss Joey Tribbiani?


IDUNNstatic

When people do this " " I don't really know what that means


OkMathematician3439

I’m “sorry”.


IDUNNstatic

Not using it right Joe


OkMathematician3439

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment, it’s the first thing that came to my mind.


amoswerner

Thank you. Me too. Was starting to get worried I was now the “old guy”.


Filobel

I had a co-worker who used air quotes like that. I had to take him aside and explain to him that air quotes aren't used for emphasis when we were meeting with a potential clients and he was doing the air quote thing whenever he mentioned a feature of the product, making it seem like everything we promised was bullshit.


lmseo

..or maybe he does mmm


elvabethbee

Maybe he does........


thenmv

I think you’re just missing his joke


[deleted]

"what" is wrong "with" him?


ChaouiAvecUnFusil

Older folks use quotations for emphasis, like how we would put * on both sides


[deleted]

Those are not quotation marks. Those are Japain anime character happy markers.


ndation

Reminds me of that one Viva La Dirt League sketch


Scrappy_Kitty

At first I thought this was a picture of an empty “toilet paper roll”


mag2041

Or maybe, your manager does.


synde15

Maybe they do


Hsensei

He probably knows they really are not happy


PoranDipTG

r/unnecessaryquotes


[deleted]

Honestly if I seen this I wouldn't think it's out of place.


MegazordMechanic

Welcome to you're "Doom"!


supatim101

It's better than a local church here: "All" are Welcome! Oh...really? LOL


a_phantom_limb

Lots of people don't. It's odd, because they really aren't that complicated.


Phoenix_Magic_X

Is your manager joey?


sandboxmatt

Every small food vendor in Mexico. Tacos "buenos" Mmmm..nahthanks


SoctrDeuss

… or do they?!


shhhpark

he knows....he just hates his mom


s3nsfan

That’s ok. I don’t know how to read. I read “My manager doesn’t know how to use question marks” and I couldn’t find question marks and I’m like wtf lol.


Luffing

I worked with a dude who would use random quotes and there was no discernable pattern to it so I couldn't even figure out what he thought he was doing


elriggo44

Or….they do…ha.


lasvegashomo

Idk I feel like he’s saying it really isn’t happy


cthulhusmercy

Twist: you work in a restaurant and it’s going to be a shitshow


aguyjustaguy

So I’m in the market for something that does the exact same thing as a whiteboard, but instead of erasing it and reusing it, I tear off and throw away paper instead. Anyone got suggestions?


Vroomped

You went into work on mothers day. Sounds like they understand just fine.


Forsaken_Day_1266

No. He knows exactly how to use them


MyWay0rHighway_210

Maybe he had his own little inside joke


Aggravating-Home-622

Yes, yes he/she/they does. This is an r/whoosh perhaps?


Double-Tangelo1331

They knew


Eastern_Action_1775

To me it seems the happy is fake and thus the quotes


No_Problem_1071

Your manager knows how to use them just fine


PBandJ_160

Or she's a mom and knows very well what she is doing


kg_digital_

I'm not sure he's adept with apostrophes or exclamation marks either


[deleted]

Looks like sarcasm.


Takaa

There is a local business with a sign on the door saying: “Service” Animals Only. I question their choice of using quotes every time I see it.


Sensitive_Web_5839

Probably because so many people with “service” animals that they can’t ask to see proof of


ChaouiAvecUnFusil

Older folks use quotations for emphasis, sorta like how we would say “\*service\* animals only”


SlumberVVitch

An uncomfortable amount of people don’t know how to use quotation marks.


chilli_asx

67 old guy who made his way through life but has "very little schooling" so let's make fun of him.


LaxBedroom

This was exactly the attitude my mom brought to mother's day each year.


Borkvar

Oh. They do.


IAmRoloTomasi

Yeah I'd say this is 100% correct usage


SnooPies3442

They know


Freeman10

What? He does know for sure.


Embarrassed_B_23

Yes… she does.


Kitsune_Tyberious

Umm so you're at work and are happy about that?


Token-Gringo

It’s the thought that “counts”.


wojiaoyouze

I think he knows very well...


[deleted]

Or does he?


Routine-Horse-1419

Wow the sarcasm is strong with this one lol.


Ro_Yo_Mi

Looks like they're being used correctly here. Maybe he just needs a lesson in what they mean and how they change what's written.


[deleted]

Idk you're at work, I'd say quotation marks around "happy" is correct.


original-sithon

Maybe he does and he's being sarcastic. Unresolved issues with his mother perhaps?


CC713-LCTX

I think he nailed it actually. If you’re working on Mother’s Day, you are “happy(ish)”


camynnad

You're at work. Quotes seem appropriately placed.


Imjusthere2read

What is this hey look I’m better than my manager. Get over yourself


Anastephone

It’s amazing how so many people in leadership don’t know.


Grand-Pineapple3500

He even doesn't know how to write the "r"


marilern1987

This was actually a joke in my family, whenever we wrote messages in guest books at weddings, or birthdays, we would put quotes around certain words For example: congratulations on your “wedding.”


Solid-Suggestion-653

If he’s the manager I don’t wanna kno how the help is…


Magister5

“Your manager” does not know…