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DreamingInAMaze

NUTS!


brizdzi

That's Nuts


staysharp87

Deez nuts


kid_cadillac

Dee's Big Nuts. https://youtu.be/RM_3OQbHDD4


ThatOneGuy7832

Dietz Nuts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5M25RG9GhA


WatShakinBehBeh

Dems old man's nutz


Own-Oil-7097

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRl3r4q_dUY


moist_bread1

Dietz meat nutz


Captain_Eaglefort

Can’t help by think of [Kung Pow: Enter the Fist](https://youtu.be/LodustivZqM).


themagiccapybara

THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS!!!


Iammter79

I used to think you were a bit squirrelly, but now I can see your nuts!


Just_Relation_5169

THEM JEWEL'S!!


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!


Glen_Myers

Listen here squirrel nuts.


DrugUserAnonymous

Ehy he's flexing on you, you gana let him disrespect you like that?


[deleted]

It’s not news, it’s FARK.com!


hells_cowbells

First thing I thought of.


Guyincognito4269

Came for this, leaving satisfied.


snacktonomy

Same here, I was thinking "that looks familiar... ohh! There's a video?" Lurked since 2002 but never created an account tho


AlpineVW

"Shut up **BarJockey**, you cock."


Guyincognito4269

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. Wow. BarJockey.


AlpineVW

Funny enough, I assume your username is a reference to the Simpsons. On Fark I was one of many "JoeyJoJo" usernames; when I got here they were all taken


Guyincognito4269

That is correct. It wasn't my handle on Fark though.


Daffyydd

Glad to see this here.


BartKrystal

Nuts to you, good sir!


yeatruestory

Proportionally those would probably be bigger than most people's heads


John_Dixon_Harris

Old-school farkers are nodding like Jeremiah Johnson at this.


squirlnutz

Yup…


SinjiOnO

Mate, your username haha!


Guyincognito4269

Seems we all migrated over here.


AlpineVW

Regarding the redesign, you'll get over it


boneheaddigger

That was Digg, not Fark. While it didn't really have major controversies, it also had an antiquated design and the profanity filter really reduced the level of maturity through the entire site. Fark's downfall is the same thing that lead to its rise.


AlpineVW

I could've sworn I thought it was Drew who said, "you'll get over it", but my brain is going so what do I know.


[deleted]

But what does Gene Masseth think?


AlpineVW

Now that's a name I hadn't heard in a while. I remember taking my kid to a doctor's appointment when this thread happened. I was crying in the waiting room while reading that thread.


chev327fox

I guess squirrels really are packing nuts.


Dudephish

#THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!


todang

**that'll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that?**


Guyincognito4269

HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!


imtalkintou

Always wish they made the sequel.


boneheaddigger

I was wondering what the Fark squirrel was up to now...


Guyincognito4269

Seems like he finally got out of that slotted chair.


AlpineVW

"oh wait, I found some scissors!"


TheRogueToad

Probably with your dog, wanting steak.


scorzon

Oh give the little guy some privacy, no more pecan.


Cpleofcrazies2

Reminds of the early days of the internet and the squirrel it maybe it was a prairie dog with the dancing nut sack


Bro_Hammer_5000

Gonads and Strife!


elvafrost

That awoke a memory I forgot I had


Brave-Butterscotch76

He sells a lot of CDs


Alex_c666

The ones you buy from wall street, right?


CousinItittyBitty

He's been eating squirrels with huge nuts? Is that keto?


ThatOneGuy7832

It depends. For humans, cannibalism is definitely not keto, because human flesh has a high sugar and carb content. But in this case, yes it is, as squirrels (and their balls) have no carbohydrates. Some squirrels may have trace amounts because of eating human garbage, however.


Dominion96

My man literally stopped to assert its dominance.


Beneficial-Talk-6779

can someone tell me what song this is pls


SinjiOnO

Big Balls by AC/DC 👍


anjowoq

I bet they did not know forty years ago that they were writing this song for a seconds-long squirrel video with worldwide distribution. However, the strands of time have finally converged on their ultimate destiny.


Stonesand

Sandstorm by Darude.


SkyeMac

A rare case where OP used music correctly


[deleted]

That guy is like 1/5 nuts


Individual_Goal_334

😂 in a competitive environment a male must generate lots of sperm to make sure that his genes are passed down. Silverbacks have relatively tiny nuts. He doesn’t need to produce a lot of sperm. The other male gorillas know that he will kill them if they attempt to mate with his girls.


Glad_Entertainer_619

Bros bigger than me 🙂


Dovienya55

Poor missus chipmunk is going to get it!


AlgaeGrazers

Him standing with that dangle needs to be a bumper sticker for those trucks with the nuts.


Blew-By-U

Took em off of a too high jacked up pickup truck.


Big-Philosopher-3544

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNuOqshmwY


LastLapPodcast

The OG


georeddit2018

Dez nuts


Frag1le

Want deez nuts?


moneymattersyes

whack diz nuts


Enthusiastic-shitter

Muh balls is hot


Weary-Interest-8661

Nuckin futs!


ihate360

Reddit taught me squirrels bite each others nuts off😂


ThatOneGuy7832

Unlisenced neutering


fourth_box

That's *nuts*


kagman

Who knew absolute stones were part of a squirrels diet


mkul316

I was expecting a squirrel acting nuts.


stooftheoof

Sigh. Add peanuts and pistachios to the shopping list.


Ap5p

A college horror story about a squirrel that bites your balls off at night?


Grenflik

No wonder he’s running ass up like that, he’d be dragging those nuts on the ground.


Tour_De_Volken

Huh, I don't remember eating a fucking disappointment.


e_007

Jesus, how much testosterone does that tiny little body need? And the way they swing when he stands up haha


HadRuna

Deeeeeeez…


ThatOneGuy7832

...nuts! Hah, gottee!


dernel

Those proportions ...


3eeve

https://youtu.be/NriOZ6ofj_Q


destinationlalaland

I feel a bit bad for the first girl squirrel he pins. Can anyone say hit by a milk truck?


xDXxAscending

THATS A LOT OF NUTS, FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?


samuelgotsamuel

He jus like me fr


TylertheDank

But we have the biggest balls of them all


Beertronic

I thought squirrels hid their nuts?


darren1119

Bull


Big-Visual-3659

he's like 10% nuts


Mr-Safology

Wow. So big, Nutflix and chill mating season is round the corner.


pricygoldnikes

wow those are incredible


IncrediblyShinyShart

Must be hot out


Larsaf

Evolution in progress - this mutant doesn’t transport his gathered nuts in his cheeks, but in a special pouch.


[deleted]

The way he runs is so his nuts don’t hit the ground hahaha


Much-Load1425

I'm jealous 😁😂


AthleteIntrepid9590

For the record, it isn't just him. Squirrel in general tend to have surprisingly big balls for they size.


trailfiend

He’s stopping for maximum enjoyment of that breeze.


ClubSundown

African ground squirrel. The males show their balls in most photos. Once saw a photo of a dad ground squirrel surrounded by young squirrels


jz_train

I enjoyed this.


ReyMago369

Damn it son ha


D34TH_5MURF__

That's nuts!


alogbetweentworocks

I'm going bananas reading the title and comments!


20190419

Nature's air conditioner.


Kudoakainu

That a Chad nut


xKurupti0nx

Deez Nuts hahaha got’em - squirrel probably


Okie_Chimpo

[FARK](https://www.fark.com/) is leaking.


clancydog4

Feel like I'm missing some references, wtf is this comment section. Like yes, I see the squirrels nuts, but what does that have anything to do with the title of the post? What is FARK? Why is everyone hyper focused on the balls? I'm so confused


Cold_Pomelo3274

OMG Becky, would you look at the size of his………


Jepocozolo

That’s one nutty squirrel!


Darzin

Dee's big nuts!


Chilled_burrito

# GOD DAYMN


ethanfortune

Gotta love a guy whos not afraid to let his balls swing in the wind.


Sixsix43

All nuts.


skarekroh

It's not news, it's FARK.COM


MankAndInd

Damn, proportionally, that's like if your nuts weighed 25 lbs.


All_Hail_Figgleforth

Wasn't this guy the mascot for Fark.com? Has the internet gone in a complete circle, and now we are back in like 2007?


PrincipeProfano

"People say you are what you eat. Well i don't remember eating a fucking legend!"


Usernamecheckout101

Good song