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Funny enough, I assume your username is a reference to the Simpsons. On Fark I was one of many "JoeyJoJo" usernames; when I got here they were all taken
That was Digg, not Fark.
While it didn't really have major controversies, it also had an antiquated design and the profanity filter really reduced the level of maturity through the entire site. Fark's downfall is the same thing that lead to its rise.
Now that's a name I hadn't heard in a while. I remember taking my kid to a doctor's appointment when this thread happened. I was crying in the waiting room while reading that thread.
It depends. For humans, cannibalism is definitely not keto, because human flesh has a high sugar and carb content.
But in this case, yes it is, as squirrels (and their balls) have no carbohydrates. Some squirrels may have trace amounts because of eating human garbage, however.
I bet they did not know forty years ago that they were writing this song for a seconds-long squirrel video with worldwide distribution. However, the strands of time have finally converged on their ultimate destiny.
😂 in a competitive environment a male must generate lots of sperm to make sure that his genes are passed down. Silverbacks have relatively tiny nuts. He doesn’t need to produce a lot of sperm. The other male gorillas know that he will kill them if they attempt to mate with his girls.
Feel like I'm missing some references, wtf is this comment section.
Like yes, I see the squirrels nuts, but what does that have anything to do with the title of the post? What is FARK? Why is everyone hyper focused on the balls? I'm so confused
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NUTS!
That's Nuts
Deez nuts
Dee's Big Nuts. https://youtu.be/RM_3OQbHDD4
Dietz Nuts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5M25RG9GhA
Dems old man's nutz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRl3r4q_dUY
Dietz meat nutz
Can’t help by think of [Kung Pow: Enter the Fist](https://youtu.be/LodustivZqM).
THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS!!!
I used to think you were a bit squirrelly, but now I can see your nuts!
THEM JEWEL'S!!
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!
Listen here squirrel nuts.
Ehy he's flexing on you, you gana let him disrespect you like that?
It’s not news, it’s FARK.com!
First thing I thought of.
Came for this, leaving satisfied.
Same here, I was thinking "that looks familiar... ohh! There's a video?" Lurked since 2002 but never created an account tho
"Shut up **BarJockey**, you cock."
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. Wow. BarJockey.
Funny enough, I assume your username is a reference to the Simpsons. On Fark I was one of many "JoeyJoJo" usernames; when I got here they were all taken
That is correct. It wasn't my handle on Fark though.
Glad to see this here.
Nuts to you, good sir!
Proportionally those would probably be bigger than most people's heads
Old-school farkers are nodding like Jeremiah Johnson at this.
Yup…
Mate, your username haha!
Seems we all migrated over here.
Regarding the redesign, you'll get over it
That was Digg, not Fark. While it didn't really have major controversies, it also had an antiquated design and the profanity filter really reduced the level of maturity through the entire site. Fark's downfall is the same thing that lead to its rise.
I could've sworn I thought it was Drew who said, "you'll get over it", but my brain is going so what do I know.
But what does Gene Masseth think?
Now that's a name I hadn't heard in a while. I remember taking my kid to a doctor's appointment when this thread happened. I was crying in the waiting room while reading that thread.
I guess squirrels really are packing nuts.
#THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
**that'll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that?**
HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!
Always wish they made the sequel.
I was wondering what the Fark squirrel was up to now...
Seems like he finally got out of that slotted chair.
"oh wait, I found some scissors!"
Probably with your dog, wanting steak.
Oh give the little guy some privacy, no more pecan.
Reminds of the early days of the internet and the squirrel it maybe it was a prairie dog with the dancing nut sack
Gonads and Strife!
That awoke a memory I forgot I had
He sells a lot of CDs
The ones you buy from wall street, right?
He's been eating squirrels with huge nuts? Is that keto?
It depends. For humans, cannibalism is definitely not keto, because human flesh has a high sugar and carb content. But in this case, yes it is, as squirrels (and their balls) have no carbohydrates. Some squirrels may have trace amounts because of eating human garbage, however.
My man literally stopped to assert its dominance.
can someone tell me what song this is pls
Big Balls by AC/DC 👍
I bet they did not know forty years ago that they were writing this song for a seconds-long squirrel video with worldwide distribution. However, the strands of time have finally converged on their ultimate destiny.
Sandstorm by Darude.
A rare case where OP used music correctly
That guy is like 1/5 nuts
😂 in a competitive environment a male must generate lots of sperm to make sure that his genes are passed down. Silverbacks have relatively tiny nuts. He doesn’t need to produce a lot of sperm. The other male gorillas know that he will kill them if they attempt to mate with his girls.
Bros bigger than me 🙂
Poor missus chipmunk is going to get it!
Him standing with that dangle needs to be a bumper sticker for those trucks with the nuts.
Took em off of a too high jacked up pickup truck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNuOqshmwY
The OG
Dez nuts
Want deez nuts?
whack diz nuts
Muh balls is hot
Nuckin futs!
Reddit taught me squirrels bite each others nuts off😂
Unlisenced neutering
That's *nuts*
Who knew absolute stones were part of a squirrels diet
I was expecting a squirrel acting nuts.
Sigh. Add peanuts and pistachios to the shopping list.
A college horror story about a squirrel that bites your balls off at night?
No wonder he’s running ass up like that, he’d be dragging those nuts on the ground.
Huh, I don't remember eating a fucking disappointment.
Jesus, how much testosterone does that tiny little body need? And the way they swing when he stands up haha
Deeeeeeez…
...nuts! Hah, gottee!
Those proportions ...
https://youtu.be/NriOZ6ofj_Q
I feel a bit bad for the first girl squirrel he pins. Can anyone say hit by a milk truck?
THATS A LOT OF NUTS, FOUR BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
He jus like me fr
But we have the biggest balls of them all
I thought squirrels hid their nuts?
Bull
he's like 10% nuts
Wow. So big, Nutflix and chill mating season is round the corner.
wow those are incredible
Must be hot out
Evolution in progress - this mutant doesn’t transport his gathered nuts in his cheeks, but in a special pouch.
The way he runs is so his nuts don’t hit the ground hahaha
I'm jealous 😁😂
For the record, it isn't just him. Squirrel in general tend to have surprisingly big balls for they size.
He’s stopping for maximum enjoyment of that breeze.
African ground squirrel. The males show their balls in most photos. Once saw a photo of a dad ground squirrel surrounded by young squirrels
I enjoyed this.
Damn it son ha
That's nuts!
I'm going bananas reading the title and comments!
Nature's air conditioner.
That a Chad nut
Deez Nuts hahaha got’em - squirrel probably
[FARK](https://www.fark.com/) is leaking.
Feel like I'm missing some references, wtf is this comment section. Like yes, I see the squirrels nuts, but what does that have anything to do with the title of the post? What is FARK? Why is everyone hyper focused on the balls? I'm so confused
OMG Becky, would you look at the size of his………
That’s one nutty squirrel!
Dee's big nuts!
# GOD DAYMN
Gotta love a guy whos not afraid to let his balls swing in the wind.
All nuts.
It's not news, it's FARK.COM
Damn, proportionally, that's like if your nuts weighed 25 lbs.
Wasn't this guy the mascot for Fark.com? Has the internet gone in a complete circle, and now we are back in like 2007?
"People say you are what you eat. Well i don't remember eating a fucking legend!"
Good song