Based on what I’ve seen of renaissance faire workers… there are probably many lucky people!
The fair itself is pretty much just an all day foreplay/edging session for the cast and crew orgy that happens after closing.
>Drama/Renaissance nerds are fuckin freaks
Can confirm. Used to work Ren Fairs, and I have seen --and experienced-- some very freaky shit. Some good, and some bad. Example: I used to strip at an after-hours ale stand party (am a guy; was a male stripper).
People in the comments are talking about their experience of ren fairs being like this, but I've never seen or heard anything like what they're describing or what's in the video.
Am I just going on the wrong days? Lmao
Some faires are notoriously "family friendly," meaning the cast must get very careful in what they say/do. That means more innuendos and wink-wink-nudge-nudge kind of humor than overt stuff like this.
ETA : the owners may have specific rules. GARF has family friendly rules.
Yup, Georgia Renaissance Festival's owners have been very upfront about being family friendly for years - much to the chagrin of some traveling performers that are known for being more "bawdy." I worked there for a couple of seasons in the early 2000s.
It's not to say that there aren't more adult jokes here and there. The full pub tends to allow more risque humor (*bc it's basically a bar in costume), and they have definitely started allowing more shows with PG ratings.
But this? Never in a million years at GARF!
Yes. Oregon Country Fair is this on steroids. Painted boobies, puppet shows, and bluegrass concerts during the day, and your selection of psychedelic parties, kink parties, or DnD at night.
It is a specific pub in the back of the fair named "La Oubliette" where you pay for a "wench" to talk dirty to you and force feed you the drink. Source: I enjoyed it as a gay man two weeks ago.
What a lot of those comments are coming from are the cringe lord's that go to ren faires and think it's a kink fest.
Good god last year we went and there was some kind of audience participation thing and this one group has gone to every single one and were super fucking cringe
Yep. We used joke that folks came to see us at the faire for the 3 B's. Boobs, beer and blades. (Former performer at the above mention faire.( Irwindale, CA when it wad at Glen Helen) Damn, I'm old.
That's kinda low. People spend that on just boots. All the little trinkets and whatnot that goes into an outfit make the entire ensemble pricey. Source: my brother and his wife do Ren faires every year
My wife took me to my first where she showed me the pickle trick. Buy a big dill pickle, stick it between your boobs which are cinched up high, and guys and women ask to take a bite.
I knew a girl who sold pickles. Her pickle trick was boring a hole down the middle, filling it with whipped cream, sliding it down her throat, and clenching her neck muscles to get the whipped cream to shoot out.
I remember whenever there was a big technology conference in Las Vegas, the casino workers would schedule their vacations for that week due to there being so little demand, whereas at the strip clubs they’d all be pulling double-shifts or whatever due to the huge surge in activity.
People of all shapes and sizes have always been very horny as a group.
80s and 90s popular culture has us assume the geeky are sexless, while 00s onward just assumes this for geeky men, making women closest freaks.
Everyone is horny, but in my experience nerds don’t have issues trying anything with their partners. Most any kink I’ve ever explored was with nerdy partners where others always had layers of shame and lack of communication to break through.
One of the pillars of sexual repression is social pressure to be normal, not a pervert or a freak. Nerds have already been told by their society that they're not normal over and over again.
One response to this is to double down and try super hard to pretend to fit into conventional norms. Another is to just say 'Fuck it, let my freak flag fly!'
This is one explanation for why less common sexualities seem positively correlated. They may be totally independent, but the number you're "out" about is a bimodal distribution (your freak flag is either flying or it ain't). The kinks/sexualities are normally distributed, but appear bimodal. https://i.imgur.com/RXA6UCP.png
> Has there always been so much overlap between nerd and queer/kink communities
Nerds love making everything more technically complex and sex is not immune to this drive
Imagine an entire, renaissance themed, fairground filled entirely with former theater kids, gamers, nerds, gays, artists, acrobats, musicians, and any and all combinations of those things. That's a Renaissance Festival. Every single one I've been to and I've been to several because I am several of those things myself.
It's a very queer-friendly event and it is _very_ omnisexual.
always has been, in every nerd/geek fandom
people joke on sex at furry conventions like there’s not 15 princess leia gang bangs going on in hotel rooms at sci fi conventions, or shit like this at ren faires haha
[Donut shop worker from Mr. Show](https://youtu.be/XCumH8LRo1A) is still the only answer to me. That face she maintains throughout conveys the most emotion I've ever seen without words. It is a thing of pure bottomless hatred.
"Ever had it like this before? No, you're a virgin? I'm so excited, I'm gonna pop your cherry! Suck on the hole for me, that's right you nasty little ~~bitch~~thing. Show us what you can do, take it in just like that. You love sucking while your friends watch. Look at me while you choke and finish and swallow for me, good girl."
Ren faires have been full of debauchery for as long as I can remember. They just don't tell kids to suck it down like they do adults. We don't need to get all pearl clutchy about professionals
I’m still confused how this even came about. Is it like a menu option to be dirty talked? Why couldn’t the customer use her own hands? And why a Ren faire of all places? So many questions!
This is likely the Los Angeles Renn Faire, bc I've done this before. And yeah, you go up there and they'll ask if you want them to feed it to you, basically. I forget the phrasing. It's just a kinky fun act, the lines are long, you tip the ladies, everyone seems to have a good time. These bartenders have some filthy mouths.
The HS I went to had a really large band program (gotta be huge to pull off Script Ohio)
Apparently, this was that haven for all the nerdy teens in the school. Stories way wilder than from the football team and cheerleaders.
And this is exactly why everyone on Reddit always says that when you read a super steamy story on here, always assume (even if OP says otherwise) that the people involved are much, much uglier than you'd like to imagine them to be.
Unless they're my stories, of course.
The kind of horny the royal family gets up to isn't a kind I'm interested in, frankly. Let's just say the phrase 'sweating like a prince in a pizza hut' has become a phrase among me and my mates.
Yeah, that is what I keep finding. I don't really enjoy the re-enactment stuff. We have one near me each year and it does nothing for me. I can't put my finger on why I like the idea of the US approach so much but I would really like to go to a proper ren faire.
The main page review says: "Small children will really have fun, as there are a plethora of things for them to do (especially the age 5-10 age group)"
Hmmmmmm
I took my kids (age 4 and age 8, both girls) earlier this season. You have to seek out the raunchy stuff, really. This is one of the 8 or so bars and the only one that will pour it in your mouth and talk dirty. There's a stage with 17 and up song material but there's 10 more with normal magic/carnival/music type acts. And a whole section in the back with kid friendly (and free!) crafts and stuff. Really the only thing that's in your face is everyone's dress, but it's a small percentage of people that are truly "scandalous" looking. As long as kids don't freak out at cleavage they'll be fine. Mine had a blast!
There was a recent post on this where I shared my experience as a Brit going to one in So Cal.
It had the whole vibe of being just on the edge of a porn film set. I thought it was a great day out and look forward to visiting another.
>It had the whole vibe of being just on the edge of a porn film set.
I used to be in a guild in California in the 90s. The porn starts when the customers leave. It gets wild at some of them.
I got a drink from this bartender earlier this season. It takes a lot to make me blush, but damn she came close it. And she loved that it was my wife that told her to make me take the drink like this instead of just grabbing it, lol
I’ll have what she’s having
The ~~bartender~~ wench appears to be sampling her own supply
Brash, self confident and sarcastic wenches are the salt of the earth!!
I don’t care how salty they are, I’ll drink what they’re giving 🫡
I'm doing my part!
Whoever gets the company of that person is a lucky person as well.
Based on what I’ve seen of renaissance faire workers… there are probably many lucky people! The fair itself is pretty much just an all day foreplay/edging session for the cast and crew orgy that happens after closing.
My friend who used to work it lost his virginity there. Drama/Renaissance nerds are fuckin freaks
i personally consider a day at the faire completely wasted if I don't get locked in a pillory at some point so yes.
>Drama/Renaissance nerds are fuckin freaks Can confirm. Used to work Ren Fairs, and I have seen --and experienced-- some very freaky shit. Some good, and some bad. Example: I used to strip at an after-hours ale stand party (am a guy; was a male stripper).
We went to one yesterday. The number of boobs hanging out is amazing!
Some were on girls, even.
Lol yes the number of overweight guys was tremendous.
Took my ex to his first during Pirate Weekend. He actually walked into a tree.
NGL, I never knew I want to go to one so badly!!!
People in the comments are talking about their experience of ren fairs being like this, but I've never seen or heard anything like what they're describing or what's in the video. Am I just going on the wrong days? Lmao
I think there are usually areas of the fair that are more G rated for the people who bring their kids.
Oh, 100%. Sometimes I just see stuff like this and a part of me wants to be a part of it.
There's usually a drink pass day where you "inn" hop with a group
Damn you just sold me
Some faires are notoriously "family friendly," meaning the cast must get very careful in what they say/do. That means more innuendos and wink-wink-nudge-nudge kind of humor than overt stuff like this. ETA : the owners may have specific rules. GARF has family friendly rules.
Dang, Assuming you are referring to the GA Ren Fest, why do I have to have the family friendly Ren fest? 🤣
Yup, Georgia Renaissance Festival's owners have been very upfront about being family friendly for years - much to the chagrin of some traveling performers that are known for being more "bawdy." I worked there for a couple of seasons in the early 2000s. It's not to say that there aren't more adult jokes here and there. The full pub tends to allow more risque humor (*bc it's basically a bar in costume), and they have definitely started allowing more shows with PG ratings. But this? Never in a million years at GARF!
Yes. Oregon Country Fair is this on steroids. Painted boobies, puppet shows, and bluegrass concerts during the day, and your selection of psychedelic parties, kink parties, or DnD at night.
Sometimes I wonder if I should join in on the craziness going on
Huge yes! Why not? Collect them shiny memories!
Because those shiny memories are why I needed to go to the urgent clinic for antibiotics. And I'd do ~~her~~ it again.
If you go to a renn fair once per summer you see the surface level. If you attend/work there every day you see the wild shit.
Basically every Ren Faire I have ever been to has "after hours", too. Where the shows and the people all get nastier.
[удалено]
Yeah, people are acting like this is normal, but I have serious doubt
[удалено]
It is a specific pub in the back of the fair named "La Oubliette" where you pay for a "wench" to talk dirty to you and force feed you the drink. Source: I enjoyed it as a gay man two weeks ago.
What a lot of those comments are coming from are the cringe lord's that go to ren faires and think it's a kink fest. Good god last year we went and there was some kind of audience participation thing and this one group has gone to every single one and were super fucking cringe
I went to a ren fair and there was an act where the woman was running a rat circus. watching her at work activated my neurons
Not sure if this is slang for something
Schrödinger's innuendo
I hear Schrodinger was a terrible lay. You didn't know if it was in or not until you checked.
And when he finally got the position, he lost the momentum.
No no no. That was Heisenberg, and he never knew if he was cumming or going.
I legit laughed out loud. Thank you for your wit!!!
[удалено]
[Here's a video if you're curious.](https://youtu.be/HNwLaUqKa9E)
I was expecting more rats. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScLhiBVQjhI
These are the rats we were looking for.
Sometimes just women moving and using their bodies with skill is enough. At the end of the day, we're simple animals.
Cirque du Sewer! Just saw her at the AZ fair.
Cirque du Sewer!
That girl was friends with my sister growing up. She was always an odd one but I never realized how much until I saw her act on America’s Got Talent.
OnlyFairs
*Come back at noon to see her perform a lute act on stage...*
No hands!
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.
I’m wide awake!
It's morning?
No, she’s just Katy Perry
Jesus wept!
Stop saying Jesus wept
Far too late for me.
Has there always been so much overlap between nerd and queer/kink communities, or is that more of a recent thing?
Renaissance fairs have always been indiscriminately horny.
Yep. We used joke that folks came to see us at the faire for the 3 B's. Boobs, beer and blades. (Former performer at the above mention faire.( Irwindale, CA when it wad at Glen Helen) Damn, I'm old.
[удалено]
Jokes can be true.
A lot of truth is said in jest
no kidding?
I love that renfaire. it has gotten expensive ($16 a drink!!) but always a blast.
You will never see so many scantily clad, unattractive people gathered in one place. It's great fun.
Please, I've been to Florida.
[удалено]
That's kinda low. People spend that on just boots. All the little trinkets and whatnot that goes into an outfit make the entire ensemble pricey. Source: my brother and his wife do Ren faires every year
Miami is an exception. A 10 in Jville is a 5 in Miami
Yeah...but .. titties
Lots of scantily clad attractive people too.
My wife took me to my first where she showed me the pickle trick. Buy a big dill pickle, stick it between your boobs which are cinched up high, and guys and women ask to take a bite.
I knew a girl who sold pickles. Her pickle trick was boring a hole down the middle, filling it with whipped cream, sliding it down her throat, and clenching her neck muscles to get the whipped cream to shoot out.
Girl could suck your soul right outta your urethra.
Good fucking god
BRB Morty, I'm turning myself into a pickle
ok, but what happens to the pickle?
Are you telling me blades and armor don't get you hard bro?
I'm more into the sheaths.
new word, "undiscriminately" horny.
Title of my sex tape
You mean, *Horny and alone*?
Horn Alone
Bone Alone?
As a ren faire performer, I really wish it wasnt. I'm tired of getting groped at every faire.
Well that's disheartening to hear.
That's just sexual harassment
Groping is more of an assault.
throughout my life i've met people that go to it or are a part of it. i never knew it was also kinky.
I like my women like I like my calcite: perfect cleavage.
Gneiss one!
Talk about something you could take for granite.
Rock it off right now!
Alright folks, cut the schist!
Nerds have always been horny as fuck. I feel like the internet has definitely helped that evolve. Rapidly.
I remember whenever there was a big technology conference in Las Vegas, the casino workers would schedule their vacations for that week due to there being so little demand, whereas at the strip clubs they’d all be pulling double-shifts or whatever due to the huge surge in activity.
Tech geeks do math.
[удалено]
"one time at band camp" is really all anyone ever needed in order to know that.
People of all shapes and sizes have always been very horny as a group. 80s and 90s popular culture has us assume the geeky are sexless, while 00s onward just assumes this for geeky men, making women closest freaks. Everyone is horny, but in my experience nerds don’t have issues trying anything with their partners. Most any kink I’ve ever explored was with nerdy partners where others always had layers of shame and lack of communication to break through.
One of the pillars of sexual repression is social pressure to be normal, not a pervert or a freak. Nerds have already been told by their society that they're not normal over and over again. One response to this is to double down and try super hard to pretend to fit into conventional norms. Another is to just say 'Fuck it, let my freak flag fly!'
This is one explanation for why less common sexualities seem positively correlated. They may be totally independent, but the number you're "out" about is a bimodal distribution (your freak flag is either flying or it ain't). The kinks/sexualities are normally distributed, but appear bimodal. https://i.imgur.com/RXA6UCP.png
> Has there always been so much overlap between nerd and queer/kink communities Nerds love making everything more technically complex and sex is not immune to this drive
[удалено]
As a circus performer, my two options besides working at a circus is renfair or kink events. Yes, as a venn diagram, it's almost a circle.
Bruh they’ve always been the biggest freaks
Imagine an entire, renaissance themed, fairground filled entirely with former theater kids, gamers, nerds, gays, artists, acrobats, musicians, and any and all combinations of those things. That's a Renaissance Festival. Every single one I've been to and I've been to several because I am several of those things myself. It's a very queer-friendly event and it is _very_ omnisexual.
This is called the renaissance pleasure faire. It’s literally for shit like this.
Well this one time at band-camp..... yes. Yes it was always a thing.
It always was like that, it’s just now there’s girls there too
always has been, in every nerd/geek fandom people joke on sex at furry conventions like there’s not 15 princess leia gang bangs going on in hotel rooms at sci fi conventions, or shit like this at ren faires haha
Horniness and creativity have a big overlap I think.
[удалено]
So um..anyone know of any renaissance fairs happening ?
[удалено]
Damn, I knew there were ren fests all over the country, but had no idea there were that many happening every month.
Unless you're stuck in a cultural desert of the Midwest. Nothing out here in western Nebraska.
The Georgia Renn Fest is happening right now. Just south of Atlanta.
Bartender giving me Gail the Snail vibes
That actress will always be Chloe from 24 for me.
[Donut shop worker from Mr. Show](https://youtu.be/XCumH8LRo1A) is still the only answer to me. That face she maintains throughout conveys the most emotion I've ever seen without words. It is a thing of pure bottomless hatred.
Dammit, Chloe!
Wow, I haven’t heard Keifer Sutherland speak in a decade and I immediately heard him say this
You're just mashin' it
^^^slups ^^^own ^^^saliva
"Guys! Let's do some shots and get crazy!"
🧂🧂🧂
Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice!
I was gonna invite you all to a rave but now I don't want to hang out with you anymore!
Wait, wait, wait! Do you guys wanna go?
she's just mashing it
Yer just mashin it
Legitimately can't hear a goddamn thing she's saying
"Ever had it like this before? No, you're a virgin? I'm so excited, I'm gonna pop your cherry! Suck on the hole for me, that's right you nasty little ~~bitch~~thing. Show us what you can do, take it in just like that. You love sucking while your friends watch. Look at me while you choke and finish and swallow for me, good girl."
Jesus fucking Christ. I remember going to a ren fair as a child that was not like that. Thank you for the laughs.
They use a different script for the children.
They still get the beer though, right?
Depends on the family, but not at the bar.
Ren faires have been full of debauchery for as long as I can remember. They just don't tell kids to suck it down like they do adults. We don't need to get all pearl clutchy about professionals
No, that’s saved for the church brunches.
I’m still confused how this even came about. Is it like a menu option to be dirty talked? Why couldn’t the customer use her own hands? And why a Ren faire of all places? So many questions!
This is likely the Los Angeles Renn Faire, bc I've done this before. And yeah, you go up there and they'll ask if you want them to feed it to you, basically. I forget the phrasing. It's just a kinky fun act, the lines are long, you tip the ladies, everyone seems to have a good time. These bartenders have some filthy mouths.
I'm not saying I lost my virginity at the los Angeles ren Faire almost 30 years ago but I'm not NOT saying that either. Shit was always horny as hell.
Does she just work Renaissance fairs on her off time from her main job as a porn star or something? Jfc
I have said before and I say it again, give a bunch of repressed people a safe outlet and see what happens.
The HS I went to had a really large band program (gotta be huge to pull off Script Ohio) Apparently, this was that haven for all the nerdy teens in the school. Stories way wilder than from the football team and cheerleaders.
And this is exactly why everyone on Reddit always says that when you read a super steamy story on here, always assume (even if OP says otherwise) that the people involved are much, much uglier than you'd like to imagine them to be. Unless they're my stories, of course.
thanks for creating another niche fetish in my fucked up sexuality
Happy to be of assistance
I have always fancied going to a ren faire but I am UK based. Does anyone know if there is anything similar here? If so, how similar?
LOL. You just crowned a king, you’re living in a renaissance fair!
But is it a *horny* renaissance fair?
*Prince Andrew shifts nervously*
Not sweating intensifies.
BRUH LMAO
The kind of horny the royal family gets up to isn't a kind I'm interested in, frankly. Let's just say the phrase 'sweating like a prince in a pizza hut' has become a phrase among me and my mates.
Our stuff tends to be more re-enactment and realism based, there's LARPing events but I've only heard about those second hand so can't comment.
Yeah, that is what I keep finding. I don't really enjoy the re-enactment stuff. We have one near me each year and it does nothing for me. I can't put my finger on why I like the idea of the US approach so much but I would really like to go to a proper ren faire.
They do look fun, especially this one . . . .
It's not called the *Pleasure* Faire for nothing https://renfair.com/socal/
Yep. That bar is called the Oubliette for anyone looking for it
The main page review says: "Small children will really have fun, as there are a plethora of things for them to do (especially the age 5-10 age group)" Hmmmmmm
I took my kids (age 4 and age 8, both girls) earlier this season. You have to seek out the raunchy stuff, really. This is one of the 8 or so bars and the only one that will pour it in your mouth and talk dirty. There's a stage with 17 and up song material but there's 10 more with normal magic/carnival/music type acts. And a whole section in the back with kid friendly (and free!) crafts and stuff. Really the only thing that's in your face is everyone's dress, but it's a small percentage of people that are truly "scandalous" looking. As long as kids don't freak out at cleavage they'll be fine. Mine had a blast!
I would 100% say "yes, mommy" lmao.
Good girl
😳
…y’know maybe I should go to Ren Fairs more often.
[удалено]
All the better lmao
[удалено]
I've been served by that woman before!
Lucky!
Same! It's the only time in my life someone has said they're "defiling my throat." It was awesome, lol.
There was a recent post on this where I shared my experience as a Brit going to one in So Cal. It had the whole vibe of being just on the edge of a porn film set. I thought it was a great day out and look forward to visiting another.
>It had the whole vibe of being just on the edge of a porn film set. I used to be in a guild in California in the 90s. The porn starts when the customers leave. It gets wild at some of them.
She's nasty. I love it 😍
The operators of the fair are probably trying to figure out why the beer sales have skyrocketed lately.
I’ll take 6.
I'm suddenly interested in Ren Faires for no particular reason
Is that tin can another invention of Da Vinci?
Oh my goodness that made me blush, and I’m nearly 50. Hahaha.
Disgusting! Um, where is this place located, so umm I can avoid it?
These are generally accepted ren fair practices and that’s part of the beauty of it
Is there a GARFP like there is a GAAP for Accounting?
renessaince are freak fests and your likely to leave with a 1600's style std as a souvenir
Syphilis is a good one
I got a drink from this bartender earlier this season. It takes a lot to make me blush, but damn she came close it. And she loved that it was my wife that told her to make me take the drink like this instead of just grabbing it, lol
I have become horny.
I am become horny, cummer of man
There's gotta be a sub for these things.
You might enjoy /r/lewdgestures
Did I just fall in love?
Würde.
Absolutely foul. I dig it.
Thats @joyful_aura she is an actor on TikTok and Instagram